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Saturday, January 28, 2012 ; 2:11 AM

Konekchiwaaaa.
Kay this blog suppose to make you smile while reading.
Sooo... Previous post was quite saddening, depressing and fattening.
Hence, tonight post i try to make it happy2 one ah.
Hmm.. Lets see.. Whats good to post uh..
Fiction story that create on the spot one OR real life story of myself? Hmm.
Okay i think i'll just talk about the story of myself uh..
Recently nothing much happened uh.. Just steal my brothers kitkat and got scolded only.. Alaaa last time i bring back cinnamon roll from starbucks, you steal also what-.-

There! Fuh, fierce not? Like mafia having a cigar huh? Hehehehe.
Cant be help lah bro, i love chocolate siaaa. Just like her. (:
Oh2! I proudly say that Double chocolate at MCcafe taste so much better than starbucks java chip frap! Serious siaa.. Even how much i customize the original recipe of java chip frap, it wont taste as great as double choco frap lor.. Last time ah when i working at starbucks, now no longer alrdy. Huh? What?! You say i world peace?! I last time baristaa okay! A cool Fat baristaa! Dont believe, see this!

Now believe me not! But this one not my store ahh..
I was from airport terminal 2.. This one i kena attached at plaza singapura..
Freaking busy as hell. Nightmare on Elm street siol.
But now i working as Pizza hut rider ahh.. Cos got Bike license alrdy mah.. So make the best out of it ahh.. haha. But i wish to take car license too but no mesos currently. Dont want kaysiao go take then no mesos, then give up. More stupiak what. haha.
I got a car alrdy, but just no license. Eh sial laa why you all always nvr believe me sia!-.- Kay see below again! You all ahh.. tsk3.

Tadaaaaaa! See! I have car sey! Mitsubishi Lancer Chipper 300 siol. So fierce, no P plate n number plate okay! Side mirror only right side ahh! hahaha. Well, thats me when i was around 5 or 6 uh.. heee. Quite cute ah. ^^ So young yet smile so cheeky. Aiyoo. Lucky now i smile relek rdy. hahaha.
But i dont know why eh.. When i browse thru old photos..
Everyone wont look at the camera except me-.-
I think im born to be a very photogenic person ah.. hahahah. You see ah!

Jeng Jeng Jeng! Told ya sooo! Cibai siaaaa last time i cute sia! Nowonder when i K2, got this chinese girl keep disturbing me, saying she like me-.- But when youre at that age 5 or 6, when an opposite sex like you, its like a sin and you will always cry. I did. hahaha. I cried wheneber shes near me. Sorry ah, cant be help what.
Apart from photogenic, im a person that loves food. Chef potential. Not that i cook laa but in this picture, it shows how passionate i am towards food. Check it out yo!

hahahaha. My shirt high-end sia during that period of time! All kids wanna get it but it was so rare.. Ninja Turtles siol! If you wear this at that period of time ah.. You go play Tamiya at tamiya shop since they have the track, everyone wants to be your friend siol! hahahaha. sial ah.
BUt that was all in the past..
As time pass by, things started to change..
Even myself. I almost join the pinkdot crew when i was in sec school..
Becos springfield dont have many pretty girls unlike other schools..
It made me n my friends so depressed.. We turned into gays for a period of time uh..
See for yourself.. haissss. When i look at this, it always break my heart. Imagine im a full time gay, my mama will be sad. ):

HAHAHA. Chill uh guys, i was just joking. This one we pretend only. Im 100% Man yo.
But depsite im 100% man, theres a slight percentage in me thats very soft uh..
Cos.. errmmm.. I just like soft toys ah._.
hahahah. When i saw this thingy in school, i quickly took a picture wif it! haha.

Hehehehehehehe. What! Nothing wrong what! Then want to fight ah? Lai. hahaha.
If you dare enough ah cos i got my fighting partner that loves soft toy too. See!

He big size okay! You better think twice ahh! Hahaha. sorry isk, your sachokness drop by 65% dok. hahaha.
Oh talking bout soft toy..
Theres this friend of mine, a girl laa, but not girlfriend ah! Dont perangai primary 4 here hor. Just becos shes a girl, then my girlfriend. hahaha. Primary school last time always like that right? (:
Yaaa. sooo this girl ah.. she so nice to lend me her favourite toy cos she knows i like these things ah.. Hahaha. Wait i show you..

Heeee. Cute right the monkey! And the name's Kiki._.
Sorry girl, pray hard many people wont read this cos if not, your threat to show people this picture or tell people i like soft toy, is no longer working. Hahaha.
But serious, thanks ah for lending it to me.. I'll return it after 3 years okay?(:
So thats all ah. Hope you guys enjoy your journey from the first line till here. (:



"Despite how colorful my surrounding is, without you beside, its all black&white."-Me

Its kinda surprising for me to know that you got emotional when you read my previous post. Haha. I find it veryyy cute but of cos lah i wont say it to you when youre currently down. Or else you might think that i cant be serious. yes, i did mention that "I tried." but that doesnt mean i gave up. Put it in this way. If i say "I ate.", does that mean that i wont eat again? (: I tried, but i wont stop trying. Youve mentioned that all guys have the similar reason but do you know whats mine? All i can say is, one day. Just one day girl, you'll know and youre totally gonna get mad cos this time round, your guess is wrong. (:

Goodnight!





Thursday, January 26, 2012 ; 3:42 AM


Amacam? Belt power huh? Hahaha. It was soo 2000 and late ya guys.
Tonight's post might be a little not me i would say..

Through out my entire youth life, ive never experience something nice called "love".
Cause.. Frankly speaking, from the bottom of my fat heart, i dont believe it.
Back in secondary school, never even fall for one. If the girl is cute, so be it.
Friends and i will talk about girls, well, boys-.- hahah.
But when comes to serious relationship, i never really gave myself a chance.
I was the type that dont give a damn about these kind of things..
Im those type that laugh around.. Irritate people in my class.. Walk sat2 cos i was wif Zurikh if not, walk hands by the side eyes on the ground. hahaha.
But when i wanna give myself a chance in this now, guess Love has turn its back on me.
If i could turn back time, i would have been in you people shoes man.
Experiencing real love. It doesnt matter if it didnt work out back then.. But those sweet times you guys shared, it cant be bought in a store.
Memories that you cant delete like how you delete files in your thumbdrive.. But listen, its okay. Becos of all these painful moments, it makes you guys stronger.
I envy you guys out there, really.
Im still searching for my lady Marmalade..
Ive been trying my best.. Not that i didnt find.. hahaha.
But i guess Love hates me and has not forgive me yet for not believing it back then..
I shall face it like a sincere man and accept reality.
Ive tried, if it works, then it works.
But am i a guy that anyone of you out there wanna be with?
Thats the question. A question that im still searching for its answer.

Im shutting the door wif a seal. When i think i can control it, i'll open it. Step naruto abit ah. hahah.


Told ya tonight's post wasnt myself. hahaha. I think i must put myself together and be the funny guy that you guys used to know. (:
Dont fix if its not broken. I wonder if that phrase should be applied in my life.
Goodnight!





Wednesday, January 25, 2012 ; 12:48 PM

Sometimes. We make the wrong move.
Theres a reason why. So that we will realise.
Why i do random actions?
Cause God wants me to learn.
Not everything is a joke.
It opened my eyes widely.
I shall tone down. Kinda make me thinking.
I shouldnt treat people in a negative manner even if my intention, i dont really mean it.
Guess lesson learned for me.

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