Sunday, March 28, 2010 ; 11:58 PM
Bended my elbow and i looked at my watch.
It showed half past four.
I was about to go up the bus but somehow i didnt. Why?
I dropped my wallet somewhere over the rainbow. Sigh.
So from East coast park i have to walk back home.
Taxi? No money right!
I was about to dial up my mother to tell her that i will be coming back home late.
But my phone died on me. Sigh once again.
So now,i need to ask somebody for 20cents so that i can use the public phone.
But i have some difficulties in asking people cause i look like a monster from Ultraman story..
As i was walking emo-ly,i saw two men walking towards my direction. Roughly 10 meters away from me. Phew! What a relief.
When they were directly in front of me,i asked them..
Me:Bradder.. Have 20cents to spare? Want to hello-hello my Mama lah.
Stranger:I have lah. But first must help me first.
Me:Hmm.. Okay.. Help you what?
Stranger:Waah.. We very handsome ah?
Me:Okay lah.. So now can i have 20cents?
Stranger:Sorry ah bro.. I need to buy worms ah.
Sigh a couple of times.
Shouldnt have help them. Waste my time only.
So i just continue walking. Hmm.
About one hour later,i was dead tired.
Lucky theres a Safra nearby. So i stopped by.
My intention was to go to the toilet uh.
So i went inside this room as i thought it was a toilet. But i was wrong.
There was someone inside this room. A room full of tiles on the wall.
Climber:Hey! Wanna climb along?
Me:Err.. No thanks. Im too fat to climb. But do you have 20cents?
Climber:Of course i do provided if you.. Hmm.. I like your smile and the shape of your body.. Hexhex!
Me:Yucks! Its alright. I dont need it anymore.
I dashed out of the room and didnt turn back. Phew! That was close man.
Gays can climb too huh.. Haha.
Finally,i found the toilet.
Somehow the toilet is very small. Theres only a cubicle and a sink.
The cublicle's door was close but who knows? Theres no one inside?
So i pushed with a little force uh and to my surprise!
Student:Oi! You use 20cents coin is it to open the door?!
Me:Huh?! Nonono.. It wasnt even locked!
Student:Dont lie lor! You pervert!
Me:Me pervert? Pfft! Even if i am,its no point looking at you. Your kukubird's like dead to me! Haha!
Surprisingly,i didnt feel like doing my business.
So i just walked off to find people so i can ask for 20cents.(:
Seriously,at that point of time,i feel like i was going to die.
But this couple at the bus stop i saw made me feel alive.
A couple must have at least 20cents what! That sentence keeps on repeating on my mind. Its like my ipod's stuck on replay.
Couple(ChinaMan):Wei! Keyi pang wo mah?
Me:Ahh.. Keyi lor.
Couple(ChinaMan):Xiexie ni hor!
Couple(Maid):Makasih ya!
Me:Hmm.. Uncle,you have 20cents?
Couple(ChinaMan):Pu keyi! Pu Keyi!!!!!
Me:Okay-.-
Sheesh! If i know that they were Chinaman and Maid,i wouldnt have walked pass them!
At that point of time,i feel like killing myself.
I took a tree branch that i found on the ground and tried to stab through my stomach.
But it failed. Cause my fats make the tree branch to break into half. Haish.
I wanna die but i cant. So just persevere and move on with my life lor.
It was already quarter to nine. My mother would be very voracious with me when i reach home. But hey,im not even at my door step.
But! Im just few blocks away from my house. Hehe.
Despite reaching,i still wanna call my mother.
As i was walking under the void deck,theres this Mat uh.
Maybe hes not even a Mat? Instead,a nice guy?(:
So without hesitation,i give it a try.
Me:Peace upon you bradder!
Mat:Ah?
Me:Can give me 20cents not?
Mat:You think im your little brother is it?!
Mat:Take this!
Me:*Face got punched*
Aiyaa.. Why today so unlucky? ):
Finally,ive reached my void deck.
Was walking towards the lift when i heard something dropped on the floor.
It was a 20cents coin!
But it dropped from the Apek's pocket. He was sleeping.
Eventhough i dont need it no more,i still wanna take it. Hehe!
As i was about to pick up the coin.. The Apek said something while hes sleeping..
Apek:Aiyaa.. So hungry.. No money to buy food.. Lucky got 20cents liow.. Can buy sweet.. *yawns*
The coin was in my hand. But after hearing what he said,i put the money in his pocket back. Why? Cause he need it more than i do.(:
I reached my doorstep and knocked the door. I was prepared for the worst.
"Shawty's like a melody in my head
That i cant keep out,got me singing like
Na,na,na,na everyday
It's like my ipod's stuck on replay,replay."
I was woken up by my alarm. It was only a dream?
I laughed to myself.
If that shit really gonna happen to me,i know what to do.
What a jouney back home.(:
Kay ah. I know not interesting.
But i boring what.
At least im still loving blogger what.
Not like you people!
Other people use Tumblr/My space/Twitter,you all also wanna do.
Monkey see,monkey do!xD
Goodnight.
Friday, March 26, 2010 ; 11:23 PM
I am just plain tired of everything.
Waking up at 4.30 in the morning.
I need a break.
BUT! Im having my break now!
So how can it be possibly to have a break when youre on break?
Chopsuey ah.
So many things to think about.
I totally have no idea how am i gonna pay for my laptop..
Worse,if i have to get a camera.. How?
I dont know who else i can rely on...
Mother? Naah,she got her own problems to handle..
I just wish that...
Nonono.. Im not thinking of commiting suicide...
I just wish that now is like Flinstone's era so i can pay by stones.
Seriously,im fucking envy towards those who dont need to folk out their own money to get the things they need..
Even if they folk out their own money,they would like shop for clothes?
Where else i cant do that cause i just need to get things that will be needed in school..
Haish.. Im only turning 18 this year and yet i have to feel the burden of an adult..
Is it fair?
Labels: I dont think so.
Wednesday, March 24, 2010 ; 10:22 PM
Hi.
Today is my Mama's Birthday!(:
As you can see above..
I bought for her Durian Cake and Durian Mini Puffs!^^
Well,i didnt wish her verbally but i know that she understand what im trying to tell.
My Mama what!(:
Deep inside,i wish her all the best.. Hope she can cope with her current life..
Hope she will stay healthy so that she can take care all of us..
If youre sick,please let me know and i'll bring you to the clinic..
I'll accompany you only.. When the medical fee come,you pay yourself ahh..xD
I know a favorite cake of hers and some mini puffs is nothing much..
Unlike those kids out there who buy for their mother handpones,mp3,amplifier,Guitar Hero set and all..
But what ive given came from my hard earned money and of course-from my heart.
Hope she like it.
But sadly.. Haish..
She love it man!x)
Okay wait. I think the above picture is unacceptable cause i posed like a bouncer at Saint James. Haha.
Give me a second,i'll post a decent one.
Ahh! Much better,right?x)
Kay ah. I want to let my stomach relax for awhile uh..
Dont want to do much work..
Typing can be very tiring you know.. Hexhex.
Goodnight.
Labels: Happy Birthday Mama.
Saturday, March 20, 2010 ; 3:25 PM
Hi.
Wont be going to update anything,may it be on blog or Facebook.
Thanks to the dust,lipas,comodo dragon and butterfree that got into my exposed CPU.
Now my computer is crashed.
Cant use it till i get a laptop which i dont know when.
Kiwi already got his own one. So envy.
Ketiak berminyak zaiton betol ah.
kay ah. Im gonna MIA for awhile.
Smell ya later aligator!
Labels: Tak gune nye computer.
Sunday, March 7, 2010 ; 10:40 PM
Hi.
Why when we are on holiday period,we want school.
But when school starts,we want holiday.
I just dont understand why.
Why when we are having a crucial/chronic/severe stomach ache..
Where the shit like really2 at your outer-layer of your horsehole..
But when you reach at your toilet,on your comfortable toilet bowl..
The shit doesnt want to come out and you have to force it till your 'Buah Hasil'(Shit-pusher) can pop out. Why?
I just dont understand why.
Why when we feel very sleepy like we can sleep while waiting for the traffic light..
But when we reach home and have ourself washed up,we dont feel like sleeping.
But we are freaking tired.
I just dont understand why.
Why when you all in a new environment,you all will be friends with him/her.
But when you all meet new company,you all left him/her high and dry.
You all think he's/she's a toy?
Hell no. Cause you cant find the label 'Made In China' anywhere on him/her.
This one,i understand why.
You are not his/her true friends.
Instead,you are just leeches in the longkang.
I just simply understand.
Goodnight.
P.s-For those who are abandoning your friend(s),just dont cry over his/her graveyard one fine day you jugheads.
Labels: Im your friend and i understand.
Monday, March 1, 2010 ; 10:40 PM
Hi.
See the picture above?
Well,not trying to say that i got a hot body ah.
Just want to prove to you all that a FAT boy like me can do things that non-FAT boy do.(:
Therefore,we are not much in difference.
So girls,please do go for FAT boys aite!xD
Well,i went to safra yishun to climb their bouldering gym uh yesterday.
Together with Kiwi,Khalil and Puding.
Tell you ah,the place air-condition uh and can sleep siaa!
If only my room that cold ah,i wont wake up for 13 days!x)
Step Sleeping Beauty sia-.-
So climb here and there for 3 hours,then we go back ah.
Our forearm dead what. So no point staying there.
But before we go back,we played grapple wrestling for awhile ah..
And Puding was the worst ahh! Im stronger siaa^^
So after that we went back tampines and ate KFC.
Khalil,inside your stomach got how many Satan sia?xD
He ate a lot. Like i see him eat only i can get full.. Haaha.
But a guy like him,i must respect ah. The boy who never waste food! Power.
Then after that,i went to my aunty's house uh.
Cause i need to use printer in order to complete the enrolment of poly.
Lucky got my brother siaa.
Imagine uh.. From 6.30pm till 9pm we do the enrolment. So complicated man.
But at least i no need to go school to print out the medical form unlike other unlucky people ah. Hahah.
So yah lah.. So troublesome sia to go poly..
If i know like this,i would have just sign on NS sia.. But aiya,defer rdy mah..xD
Kay i want to sleep.
Goodnight.
Labels: Fat people rules. Hee.
