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Friday, April 30, 2010 ; 10:46 PM

Hi.
Im having a HUGE problem recently.
No matter how tidy i clean my room up,it will be in a mess the next morning!
This has been happening consistently for the past few days..
All thanks to the Full Moon ah!
Everynight after i sleep,i will change into a werewolf like 'Jacup' from Twilight!xD
Kay2 i know lame.
Anyway,i think im gonna make a slight change with myself.
After the Moses talk,it hit some sense unto me..
I will try my very best not to spit any vulgar and kick away any bad habits..
But i wont stop my habit like.. Laughing while theres food in my mouth uh..
Cause its like.. Lauhging siaaa! Where can control!xD
So yup,hoping that its gonna work(:
And i think i wanna smile at the person who's looking at me uh..
May it be a girl.. Or a guy.. Okay for guys,maybe not.. Cause Design school got a lot of potential gays..xD Just joking.
And i'll even smile at the NEA officer who's staring at me cause i just littered.. ahaha!
Cause who knows? In that way i can make more friends?(:
See,im very friendly. Hexhex.
Assignments a lot but i'll try to finish up asap so that i can have a little time tmr to watch IP Man 2! Yosh! Cant miss!
Kay ah..
Stomach ache ah.. Blame the Mcspicy and myself for eating it-.-
Seriously,Mcspicy FTW!(For the wind/Fart to wind/Fcuk the what/ect)
I want to shit ah.
After that go Tokyo for awhile,help Ultraman fight the monster..
Piepie!

Goodnight.





Wednesday, April 28, 2010 ; 11:20 PM

Hi.
Been very2 busy lately.
A lot of assignments need to settle before datelines.
And the assignment is not secondary school type uh. Jialat one. Haish.
Anyway,at least my life in TP is starting to be meaningful..
All thanks to Titisan Temasek!(:
Just now was the first day of my cca,Titisan Temasek-The malay drama club.
The people there are very friendly and funny too!
Hope to know them better.
But for now,just stay close with Zurikh uh..x))
What? Our faces not cut for this kind of thingy is it? ahahah.
As for now,i need to finish up with the things that ive not yet started-.-
And oh ya! Hope we-Kiwi,Rikh,Khalil,Jon,Wan and Puding are free on saturday so we can watch IP Man 2 and catch things up uh. Wonder if nora wanna watch too.. Hmm.. Maybe she watch Iron man 2 alone while we watch Ip Man 2..x))

Pie everyone.
Goodnight.





Monday, April 19, 2010 ; 8:09 PM


Hi.
Just now was my first day in Temasek Poly.
People say first day is the best,right?
Somehow to me,its not. Sigh*
The morning session was okay2 laa..
Then when the break came,so boring uh cause its like 3 hours?-.-
And you eat only 20mins?
Then the another 2 hours and 40 mins what to do?
Plant 'taugeh'(Sun flower) on school's grass is it? Walao.
So i plan to go back home ah when have break. ^^
And leave sherry alone. Hehehe.
Okay here comes the bad part.
Sherry and i suppose to go to this workshop which stated that it would be held at comp lab at library.. But the librarian said that theres no workshop..
Which she lied ah,cb-.-
So we were like wonder around uh..
Then we found our classmates waiting outside this classroom..
So monkey see monkey do ah..x)
Eventually,after waited for 20 minutes,all of us suppose to go to comp lab at library there. Cb right?-.- I know right.
So ya laa.. That was what make the first day bad ah.
And my very first assignment i dont understand. What icon thingy?!
Aiyoo. Tmr must ask again ah before i got kick out of school. x))

Goodnight.

Western food at ITAS is so tempting. Friday i cabot smayang and eat you,kay hunney?xD





Sunday, April 18, 2010 ; 12:42 AM


Hi.
Basically,i just got back from Design Orietation Camp set by Temasek Design School(:
Well,actually i got back on friday night lah but tired mah..
So i blog today ahh.
Anyway.. It was AWESOME i should say? Haha!
But somehow i feel that TPRawks was better.. Hmm..
Maybe TPRawks i was with my friends?
But these people up there will be my schoolmates man!
A few of them will even be my classmates!
Sooo... I should know them better,right?
I know right.. ahaha.
School is gonna start on Monday!*Yay*
Okay the 'yay' part was fake.
I will end at 6 everyday man!
But! If i have the passion and im enjoying it,timing is nothing(:
So im looking forward to schoool now! *yay*
The 'yay' for now is real.. Hahah!
But im not good at making friends uh..):
Im so worried that i would be left out and be an emo-kid.. Haish.
Pray hard it wont happen uh cause i cant have long fringe since my hair is curly busted..x))
Kay lah.
I wanna sleep. Cannot tahan already.(:

Goodnight!

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Tuesday, April 6, 2010 ; 10:20 PM


Hi.
Flabbergasted?
Sure you are!xD
In case if you people still have no idea whats in the plastic bag,i'll tell you.
Its called 'epok-epok' uh.
Huh? Nonono.. Not 'Airpork'.. Thats totally different thing..x))
Kay ah,actually not funny uh.
Since Francies(The owner of the provision shop) gave us this,we have to accept it with our open arms lor,correct?(: Hehehe.
Sooo... You know lah we all,very 'Gelojo'(cutiepie)..
We just eat it without thinking..
But before we(Me,Rikh,Jon and Marwan) start the ceremony,Rikh and i took a picture uh!^^

Ahh... Very happy right my face?x)
But Somehow Rikh could sense something was amiss but we just proceed uh!! ahaha.
So after like 5 pieces of 'epok-epok' went into our stomach..
We were attacked!
All of us were having stomach ache.. ):
Seriously,we were in deep pain uh!
As if the 'epok-epok' in our stomach having party,mosh around our intestines and dont wanna digest.. Haish.
Therefore,i want you to realise that impatient is not a good thing to do.
I hope this could be a lesson to all of you!
Kay ahh...
I need to dispose some stubborn 'epok-epok' ahh!

Goodnight.

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Monday, April 5, 2010 ; 10:37 PM

Hi.
Okay first of all.
Dont mind my previous post.
Think back again,not necessary to post uh..
Cause like kinda personal for me..
I also have no idea why i post. Haha!
But rice have become porridge what..
So just leave it like that uh.. x))
But somehow maybe it affects that someone uh.
Maybe lah im not sure..
But if you think im stressing it on you,youre wrong uh.
Im talking bout the other party aites.
But if you dont believe me,cant be help.
As long as you dont have any grudge on me,im very happy.(:
Okay enough bout this!
Lets talk bout something which is much more interesting.
Kay maybe not really uh.
But at least not emo what! x)
If for those who have never seen me for like months?
Confirm the first question you'll ask me is this..
Human:Eh Alon! Why youre getting fatter ahh?
And my answer will be obviously this..
Me:If eating will make us slimmer,i wont be in this state!
HAHAHA! Correct or not people?
Aiyaaa.. If you think im getting fatter,just keep it in your heart..
Or my heart will break..xD
But if im like getting sapau-er or cuter,this one must tell ah..
You will never know what if you will get prize from me..x))
But dont put fat hopes ah! ahaha.
Haish.. For me,im a person that wont go on diet uh..
Because i find it not effective only..x)
Cause food is addictive uh to me..ahaha.
Dont try to force me uh cause you wont like it when i force you to quit smoking what..
Correct or not huh?! ahaha.
Okay ah. I think im losing my touch at cracking jokes.
But who knows? I will get my touch back if you give me Ipod Touch for my birstday? Hehex!
Kay ah.. I wanna shit ah.
Blame Mcspicy ahh!

Goodnight.

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Saturday, April 3, 2010 ; 11:39 PM

Hi.
I guess i have a new resolution when i start my poly life.
No,i dont think being a hot guy so girls will have a crush on me would be necessary.
Even if i want to,cannot make it lah. Haha.
So my new resolution is 'Not to be a fool and get fooled.'
For my entire life,ive been fooled twice.
If im fooled by a guy,as if it would have any effect only. Haha.
But by the opposite sex? Youre having fun while i get embarrassment from you.
I just dont understand whats so fun bout fooling someone?
Its so IMMATURE uh,come on.
To me,giving pranks is a lot more fun okay.
Rather than giving lies all the time.
People like this,is not worth getting into my life.
I know i aint a hot guy like Jay Park or a cute guy like Justin Barber BUT!
I do have Dignity unlike you.
So people out there,if youre doing exactly what ive mentioned above,please stop right there.
Like seriously,you wont get $50 seafood voucer from Smiths&Baron Company by doing this what.
I admit,i feel so stupid okay.
But hey,even im stupid,at least i have a decent FIVE O' Levels passes aite.(:
Actually i took six subjects but i got D7 for science uh..x))
Cannot be help uh cos chemistry like nothing interesting bout it.
So yeah,im not just refering to those who have fooled me but to others too okay.

Goodnight.

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Friday, April 2, 2010 ; 11:43 PM

I just found out one shocking news.
Mokrep told me about it.
My Idol,Din Beramboi from malaysia,has just passed away yesterday.
Why is he my idol?
Because to me,he's the funniest guy in Malaysia.
His jokes,never fails to make me laugh.
Trust me,its quite hard to make me laugh.
If youre not funny,no point trying. Haha.
Its true,im very sad to hear about it.
But hey,everyone will die one day,right?
I'll just pray that Allah will bless his soul. Amin.
I know im not related to him but i cant hear about this kind of news ah.
Looking at the newspaper,funeral section,can even make me sad.
Haish. Well,thats part and parcel of life.
Love someone that needed to be loved before its too late.
Dont just love Macdonalds just because the slogan says,"I'm lovin it!" okay!

Goodnight.










JailBerg™

The Unique one.

Hi.
Just call me Alon.
Pronounce as 'Ah-Loan'
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Diploma in Environment Design. But havent get ahh.
A few people say i funny but somehow i dont think i am. Cause i feel like an emo-kid in sch.

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