Wednesday, January 28, 2009 ; 10:08 PM
Ponyo ponyo people!(:
Today was so fine ah..
Actually it was just like da normal days ah..
After skool got study programme and now it will be everyday-.-
Patetek kan! At least last time got one day off sia and its on wednesday..
Haish.. But what to do,want to go poly so much maah..
Anyways,around 4 reached home uhs...
Used da computer and try not to watch pornographic~x))
Listen songs,chat-chit and frenster.. Daily routine sia whenever i use da computer..
So i tried to do something different..
This one kiwi teach me one ah..
He taught me how to make bird's sound and i keep on practice and practice~x)
But somehow,i still cant do it..
Maybe due to my break of voice ah.. Puberty maah~ Hahah.
I think i will try making cricket's sound instead ah.. Hoho!
To be honest i am quite werried ah cos im getting slacker and slacker uhs..
Somemore just now i thought of playing skateboard and try to do Ollie but luckily im damn tired...
At least okay ah.. Didnt do revision,didnt play-play lor...
So still got chance to do well in O'levels~xD
So just watch da teevee uhs..
Watched da malay documentary show,"Rec."..
Quite funny uh looking at someone getting interviewed but their face blur2~x))
Busted sia JailBerg!
But its good lah they are walking at da correct path now...
After watching,i lie down,roll around then i spear my brother so that i will be able to use da computer~ Hehe!
But still! Boring sia... Haish a few thousands of times..
By da way,i miss lepak-ing wif Khalil,Jon and Marwan ah! Long time never see them..
Everyday go home in da evening...
Actually go home early but sleep till evening uhs~x))
So i hope dis coming saturday can meet? Then go TM find watez..
Miss old times ah.. During da holidays.. Haish.. )):
Kay lah.. I want to pee at my brother's ashtray and go to bed!(:
Update again when my fingers feel like dancing on da keyboard~
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Tuesday, January 27, 2009 ; 10:36 PM
Waaaaaah Mickey Mice ah!
Today very very sian ah!
Firstly,damn tired cause i just came buck from werk!
Secondly,When online only,Farah Ferrow told me that got homework and i didnt even remember!-.-
Thirdly,eat rice and chicken without gravy sia! But i wont cry tonight,glad that i am fat and so i did clean da plate till i can see my armpit hair with ants clinch on it!x)
Waaah! Waaah! Waaah!
My brain is getting smaller and smaller whenever i keep on thinking and thinking uhs!
Its like your prepaid getting lesser and lesser ah!
Cannot take it anymore ah!
I think i am going to take it ah..
Eventhough it will cost me a bomb ah!
I am very sorry frens,i have no choice but to do this..
I know by doing this,i must face thousands of consequences..
But hey,its my life..Its my story.. I hope eu can respect my decision..
And most importantly,dont look down on me..
Actually.. I am not taking drugs lah..
I want to drink 'Halal Food Booster'! Hehehehehehe!
Eu guys think what flavour nice ah? Chocolate or strawberry?x))
No laaa... Joking only..
No mesos sia to buy that thingy! I would rather buy something that are much more useful..
Like curtains.. Carpets.. Padlocks.. Blankets..x))
Kay ah! I think im gonna do my english homework uh..
Actually must finish da comprehension uhs..
But i predict that once i finish reading da passage,i will fall asleep!
So,i will record a video while reading da passage so that when i 'accidently' fall asleep,it will be recorded and i can show to my teacher that i wasn't lying!xD
But dont eu kids use my tactic ah! Only JailBerg do this! Wakaka~
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Saturday, January 24, 2009 ; 9:17 PM
Haik! Itadakimas! Oishi~x)
Sorry uh.. Now japanese season uh for me! Kekeke!
Anyway.. For today topic is 'How to improve my english?'..
Obviously there are few lah tactics on how to improve my english and i will tell eu all..
But lets say eu caterpillars got any tactics that are much more useful than mine,dont hesitate to tell me okay! Just tell me through tag board!
Actually thats da only way eu all will tag ah! Hoho! Clever not me?x)
But seriously,please do tag me if eu have any aites! Hehe!
How to improve my english uh..Hmmm..
First Tactic:
Read books!-.- Actually thats not my tactic ah.. Thats what usually people will say when i ask them.. So pathetic sey! No point reading it if eu dont understand da words right? Such as 'Pugnance'! What kind of word is that?! Fcuking shit right?x))
Second Tactic:
Watch news!-.- Haish.. Another pathetic tactic sey! Also not my tactic sia! No point sia watching it if da news caster is a male or da women not pretty.. Worst! If da lady's hairstyle is Marlet Mohawk! Haish... Totally not a good idea uhs~
Third Tactic:
Okay,this time its my tactic! Conferm not pathetic one ah!
My tactic is to add Goh chok tong,Lee Kuan Yew and S.R. Nathan in Msn!
So that when i chat with them,i can improve my english! Jeng Jeng Jeng!
See! I told eu all that my tactic is tremendously good!x)
Haish..
I seriously dont know how to improve my english uhs..
Double haish..
I tried to read da ingredients of 'Mee Maggi' but it didnt work..
Not only that,but i also tried to talk to my neighbour.. A lady uh by the way..
But her moustache always distract me uhs~x))
So what to do?
Haish once again..
If talk to da customers at my workplace,they also would distract me..
Smelly lah.. Armpit hairs for women lah.. If guys,its acceptable ah.. I can just look away but this one women sia! For Godsake,please buy da $1.20 shaver ah!xD
PLease do tag me aites?
Thanks!(:
Thats all for today!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, January 19, 2009 ; 9:13 PM
Hello Mello Mushmellow!
I know im 'stepping cute' but hey,im da clown,dont eu get it?!
Anyway today was quite a bad day after all uhs..Quite sad ah actually..
I was walking my way to da hall after my D&T class wif kiwi ah..
Then eu all know right my pencil box is da 'Bob the Builder' one..
Then i was holing ah my pencil box and got this few bitches walked pass me and say;"Eh step cute sey pencil box..*Giggles*"
But i just ignored them ah...
They are very2 lucky i didnt rape them! Cibai Bin Kanina ah they all!
Then second thing,about just now when studying at BA..
Sorry ah if kiwi and i are not concentrating..
Especially me since we are in da same class and im always da main distraction,i guess.
But friend,like what kiwi told me;"The world would be dull if there are no jokers and clowns like us!" ahahaha! Then somemore,he thinks that he's better than me in Malay uhs..
He used da peribahasa;"Umpama air digenggan tiada hiris"..Macam patetek kan-.-
ahahah! No link sia to da phrase!
I agreed to what kiwi said but sometimes,we clowns can be serious but they wont know.
Then eu think ah.. To become a professional clown will be easy ah?
Eu need to get 'Diploma in Talking craps and Being an asshole Management' okay!xD
No laa..That one joke only..
We clowns(Kiwi and me ah! ahaha.),will be serious but eu guys wont know when..
It may be yesterday.. It may be tomorrow.. Or it may be in 1998..Eu guys will never know..
Its like a girl,who havent matured yet,donnoe when will they be having their first period!xD
I know passing ur O'levels is a very big deal to eu cause that will be da evidence that will make them believe that eu can change..
But we jokers also have our very own history that we dont wanna tell people..
Kiwi's one very bloody bastard one ah..ahaha! Sabar ah kiwi(:
We also are hunger for success..
So therefore,we clowns-Kiwi and i,apologise to eu if we are da wall to ur success.
Your help,will never be forgotten by us(:
Just that,concentrate on urself then us..
Be selfish for ur own good(:
We will try to get back on track uhs..
If kiwi and i can control a dangerous lion,of course we can control ourself,kan kiwi?x)
Step kite ader circus ajer saaaa! aahaha.
Thats all people!
Need to get some sleep so that i will never feel tired in school(:
Gudnight&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
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Thursday, January 15, 2009 ; 10:10 PM
Yosh! Yosh! Yosha!x)
Sorry for not updating my blog..
Last updated when da Hitler ruled over Russia!xD
Wait,Hitler was from Russia or Germany?
Haish.. Habes ah aku gini for O' Levels.. Haish once again..)):
But i wont cry tonight,i will study smart until i pass!(:
Maybe should interview Hitler's and Stalin's great great grandchildren ah! Kekeke!
No lah,was joking only...
For those who are related or Die-hard fans of them,no offence okay?
Just for da blog entertainment uhs.. Wakaka!
Anyway,i have been studying wif my so called 'study group' uhs recently..
Actually from da first day of school ah,kiasu kan kite?
But like da teachers said,"Its never to early to commit a crime!" xD
No laa..Suppose to be,"Its never to early to do something good"(:
Eu see! Now eu guys know why i am da chairman! Hehe!
To be honest,i am not suit to be lah..
I became chairman also by forced sia.. What to do..x))
But so far so near lah..
Everything going smoothly ah.. Hahah.
So smooth like letting go a pig down da slide! Kekeke! Obviously it will like stuck2 kan! x))
No laa.. Joking only okays..
Pigs out there,in case eu have a laptop at ur farm and ure reading this,dont take it to ur heart aites!xD
Lame sia-.- Even if they have a laptop,they dont have da source of power to ON it wad..
Haish.. Maybe da laptop use battery one ah.. Da toy that one.. Eu press one button,come out pig's sound! x))
Enough laa.. Later da pigs go for a hunger-strike outside Government building ah,i die sia~xD
I update about my life little bit ah..
My life ah.. Seems okay ah..
Actually its perfectly fine uhs..
Leading a single life wif kiwi,Jon,Marwan and Khalil..
Oh ya,and Nora too! And also my brother from another village,Mokrep!xD
Its like been 20 years never see him! Hahah.
Maybe he got girlfren ready,i am not sure ah...x))
Not having a girlfriend is somehow good and bad uhs..
Da good thing is,ur fone bill will not be freaking high ah!x)
And da bad thing is,ur fone seldom cry.(Meaning no one call or msg eu lah! Hehs.)
But its alright,its okay..
I am still living in a HDB flat wad..
Kay no link one!-.-
But somehow,i felt really like a 'Bloody Bastard' uhs..x))
Cause i believed wad eu said..
That particular person say:"I wont get into a relationship ah until i am 20+ years old and have a stable job.."
I trust that person but now,i find that phrase totally Bullshit!x))
I would not hurt that person feelings laa kan.. Gua JailBerg maah~x)
So i just kept quiet uh..
But da thing is,have eu ever think about my feelings when i found out that ure in a relationship?? Guess eu didnt laa.
But like i said.. I wont cry tonight..x))
Its ur life,its ur story! Just promise me that at da end of ur story,it will be a happily ever after..
But STILL!(Pronounce macam Jon! Hehes.) I am so disappointed in eu laa kan..
What to do.. I am just an ordinary Fat boy wad.. Hoho~
As for now,i need to aim da best of very best in me to achieve marvelous grades for my O'Level ah! Even if i get poly dat is not good and far,its okay..
Kiwi can 'tompang' me wif his father's vespa to school..
So i would like just matau wif him da petrol fee ah..x))
Good kan idea kiwi and i? Kekeke!
And when enter poly,conferm banyak 'Chickedies' nye~(:
Cause poly is da 'Paradise' man! Hoho!
Pray hard for me aites!(:
To my brother from different parents,Rikh;
Don't let those problems affect eu from doing well in studies..
Eventhough i have never been in ur situation before or felt what ure feeling now,but still,i want to see eu success! Yes,i know that people out there dont like eu because they think that ure just a typical malay hooligan who just know how to be rebellious.But here i am,sewing up their mouth so that they wont say lies anymore cause eu are not what they say! Losing a friend is a Gigantic deal but like what eu told me before,life has to go on. Eu told me to move on and i am moving on with my life,but i did think about her sometimes but hey,its nothing wrong to think about someone,kan? As for me,im over her now. Cause i know i cant give her happiness and that is why she is wif someone else,who can give her what she needs.
I cant say anything more as i dont really know how eu feel..
But me,Kiwi,Jon,Marwan,Nora and Khalil will always be here for eu.
As long as kau jangan kacau aku lagi ah..
Mentang2 aku yg paling burok skarang,kau aim aku ah..
Kau ingat budak pompan yg cute2 tuu nak ke number aku?x)
Aku sedar lah diri aku friend(:
Kalau aku gemok,always be a gemok..
Tak akan aku step kurus punye.. Hahah.
Anyway,just take care of urself ehk.. Aku tak akan slalu ader depan mate kau..
padehal dalam class dudok sebelah2 sia-.-
ahahahaha!
Oi Botak! kau akunye Taufiq Batisah okay?
And aku kaunye Randy Jackson..
So biler kau nyanyi,aku terpakse laa comment sedap~ wakaka!
Thats all people! Will update again next week as my Bold brother will be cuming back home tomorrow~x)
Gudnight&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: Take it easy.
Wednesday, January 7, 2009 ; 7:49 PM
Hello kitty!
Today was okay lah until da studying part after skool uhs.. Haish..
I thought that we are friends..
I thought we are like brothers from different parents..
I thought eu are my listening ear..
But why?! Tell me why!
Why eu paitao me sia! Never come down at Blok Angin and study!xD
Me,Kiwi,Marwan and Boy K waited for eu,do eu noe that?x)
Until we keep on mistaken eu for quite a few times ah..
See a BOLD guy from far,then we were like.."Tuu Zurikh kan?!"
But our hopes were crushed when that person come closer,it was actually an indian bold boy~x))
Then while waiting for eu,kiwi and i felt hungry ah..
So we went to da shop ah..
Kiwi bought nasi lemak and i bought epok-epok(Curry puff containing baby snails!ahaha)..
He ate da nasi lemak lah... He look as if he was enjoying it ah..
Then after there's no more egg and fish but still left da rice,he want to throw it away..
And eu people noe right.. I dont like seeing da rice crying infront of me..x))
So i want it ah.. Plus,kiwi said it was delicious.. When he told me that,i felt mesmerized sia! ahaha-.-
When i eat da rice,while chewing i said,"Eh sedap per!"..
Then in a split second,i spit da rice out ah...ahahaha!
Da rice was like sticky2 sia..
Somemore when i look at da rice closely,as if someone mix da rice with saliva sia..aaahaha!
But kiwi said that da aunty mix sperm with da rice-.-
Lame giler babi kan kiwi!x)
So just throw it away ah.. Haish.. Hope there will be no growing of seaweeds in my stomach ah tonight~
Then around 5 plus,Nora came with her slumber face ah..
At around 6.30,she went back.. Talking to herself while walking.. Pity her alot uhs..
Must be very stressful for her at werk until she became like that~x))
Then at 7,all of us went back home uhs..
Happily ever after mah~
Ouh and yah,my malay composition havent finish yet sia..
Da topic is about 'Keinsafan'(Error occured. Unable to explain the meaning.)
ahahaha! I donnoe how to explain lah da meaning...
Then i dont have ideas sia...
I never insaf before what.. So no experience,very hard to do eu noe~x))
So yeah,thats all i have to say...
And to Zurikh,make sure eu give me very2 good reason ah tomorrow!
Or else ah,eventhough eu came to school tomorrow,i will mark eu as absent!xD
I am the chairman maah~ Kekeke!
Update again when i switch on my internet modem!x)
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, January 5, 2009 ; 9:55 PM
Oishi !
Luckily,there is no spammer uhs..
Please ah.. Want to spam,can..
But please use names that i dont even know uhs.. ahahaha.
Anyways,today was quite tiring uhs...
Especially da brain section..
Because today study mah,diligently sia! Hehe!
Not only me,Rikh also! Unbelievable right?!
Zurikh actually do study!x))
We sat side by side,study together and if tired,we will like play 'scissors,paper,stone!'game uhs~x) Lame sia-.-
Then after skool,Rikh,Kiwi and Pudding the silat boy followed me back home to take my shaver uhs.. Not da small shaver for da pubic hair ah.. Da shaver for cutting hair one ah..ahaha!
Eu all want to noe why suddenly they want to cut hair?
Bacause their hair like typical school-Boy ah! No sideburn and behind High-slope sia! Kekeke!
Especially kiwi.. Feel like beating his face with a baseball bat sia!xD
Then after i took my shaver,we proceed to Rikh's crib ah..
Not for an orgy ah eventhough his house was empty... Wakaka!
When reached only,warmed-up,do 20 jumping jacks and 3 sets of shuttle run..x))
Then we start with Pudding ferst..
I help him to trim his side uh..
With full of confidence,i told him.."Eh aku potongkan kau 7 ah!"
But in the end,it turns out very2 wrong!xD
Then i just kick him aside uh cause he's not important in my life mah..xD
Basket sia me-.-
Then it was kiwi's turn..
Same thing lah but his one okay lah..Quite nice ah...x))
Then last but not least,it was Rikh's turn..
While trimming his hair,suddenly my shaver no battery ah..
So i charge lah..
Then kiwi cant stand still,he go take a kitchen scissors and started to cut Rikh's hair..
And eu noe what happened?
Well,when there is kiwi,there will always be a disaster~xD
He created a patch at da center on Rikh's head!
Eventhough i felt sympathy for him,i laughed straight at his face!x))
Then luckily,JailBerg to the rescue!
I took da shaver and i shave his whole head!xD
And there eu have,a one nice botak head! kekeke!
I am so genius kan? Heehs(:
Okay what... As if he just finish National Service~x)
Then after finish cutting his hair,Rikh cooked for us instant prata ah..
For me,he cooked prata with chocolate and for da rest,prata with cheese..
Eu see! How nice of him to cook for us! Actually before that,he got fried for us nuggets ah! Haish.. I just couldnt understand why that fat-chick don wan to accept Rikh ah~ ahahahaha! Joking only ah.. There's no fat-chick at all..
Then after cleaning up all da rotten hairs,we went out from his crib...
By showing our thankfulness to Rikh,we threw red Nippon paint at his door and hang a pig's head at his gate!xD
No lah.. That one also joking only.. Hehe!
Kiwi and pudding went home while Rikh and i go study for awhile ah at my house area there..
Met Boy K ferst before we go study uhs...
Finish our physic homework ah.. Quite long ah..
Around 15 mins then da rest of da time we just slack ah~ Hurhur!
At 8 plus all of us went back home uhs..
I thought of buying Takoyaki Balls at pasar malam there but i scared da Burger Ramli guy spear me and then strip me off because i didnt buy his burger maah..
So i last minute decided not to buy and just went home straight uhs~(:
Reached home only,play da computer,send people viruz and then i started to blog!x)
Da sending viruz thingy also was just a joke ah.. Later my house kena rate ah,how?
Eu all will miss me right~ ahahaha!
So thats all for today.. Need to sleep early cause my O' Level paper will be tomorrow morning! Padehal 9 more months sey-.-
ahahaaha!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Friday, January 2, 2009 ; 10:30 PM
Alahai~
First day of school and wad can eu expect?
Haish...
Haish once again..
When i was inside da class only,feel as if i am sill sec 4 and thats so 'DANGEROUS'!
ahahaha~
Cause ah.. I really need to get serious but somehow,craps always come out from my mouth..
Not da crab dat crawl2 that one ah...wakaka! Lame shit sia-.-
Anyways.. Only going to school time was fun!x)
I met kiwi at his house around 6.35 and we took along 'BarangBaek' with us!
Waited for Rikh to arrive..
So when he arrived,we gave him da stuff..
Guess wad! We went to school by Kid's scooter sia! Hehehee!
Cool or wad sia?! x))
Then ferst2 only energetic.. Kiwi was shouting.."Springfield warriors!"..
Then Rikh and i also follow...
But by da time we reached da traffic light only,we feel like throwing da scooter in any of da vans that pass by us then take da bus sia! ahaha!
But we gather all da courage,and together we achieve! Kay,no connection sia-.-
Then after crossing da road,we stopped by a shop and buy drink ah..
When our energy restored ready,we continue our big journey! Kekeke!
We reached at around 7.10 ah..
Quite early kan!x)
We slack at one of da nearby void decks ah..
At 7.20 then we enter da school..
This part was my feveret!xD
All da sec ones were seating down sia then we ride da scooter infront of da whole school ah! Now i noe how it feels like to be Singapore idol..
Padehal setakat sia-.-
Then we hide it at da place where teachers put da PE stuffs uh...
Then joined our class...
After da talk,Rikh and kiwi plus others ah were sent out due to their pubic hairs..ahaha!
Well,as for me,hair like Mat-Top sia! That aunty seriously donnoe wads 'Marlet' ah! Grr~
When reached class only,like i told eu just now,feel as if i was in sec 4 sia!
Double haish..
JailBerg,eu need to change! Suffer for this 10 months and after that eu can enjoy by going to Zouk-out! Wakaka! Fcuking shit lah i go zouk-out-.-
Never gonna happen sia! ahaha! With body like Chancy da pokemon.. Haish again..
But i wont cry tonight...
One fine day from wearing shirts size L,i will wear shirts size M ah!
Eu got it? Eu got ittt!x)
So thats all people! I lazy to type2 ah..
Wanna sleep and dream that i am at zouk-out,dancing with da Hot girls with brains!xD
Ouh and i just make a new fren and her name is FarahAqilah!
I also had a fren name Farah,but she's not FarahAqilah lah..Instead she's FarahFatin!
But still,both very noisy ah! Wakaka!
And2 she's cute! Cause she used to be from Griffiths pri mah!x))
Wokey2 got to sleep!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
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