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Tuesday, March 31, 2009 ; 11:14 PM

Hey hey hey!
Today was the best day!x)
Of the week lah..
Hehe!
Today had Sports Day uh..
And was held at Temasek Poly uhs..
Okay ferstly,met kiwi at his house ah..
To take shawl and give him a pair of soccer socks..x))
Then after that,met puding and Farah at kiwi's void deck..
We then proceed to da bus stop outside Temasek poly uhs..
Frankly speaking,when i look at da bus stop only,i thought there were illegal gathering..x))
But end up,they were my school mates laa...ahahah.
Cos we decided that all sec 5 classes proceed together uhs..
Then we proceed wif puding carrying da flag that was made by us and da rest shaking da pom-poms..x))
Then lazy to tell every details uhs..
We just cheer,sleep,cheer,sleep and drink da milo...
So it ended around 12 noon uhs..
So many pictures of me,kiwi and puding were taken uh..
As if we were a popular band uhs.. Kekeke!x)
But i think i noe why uhs...
Cos we look like Paramore i guess? Look below ah if dont believe!
(Error in publishing the picture. Please try again next year. Sorry.)
Ooops! Unable to show eu all da picture ah!xD
But eu all can look da pictures at my prend's blog which is Farah Fatin!
The one & only irritating pest!xD
No laa.. She vely good prend of mine hor!(:
Then after sports day,i went buck home wif kiwi and puding..
When we wanted to seperate,we did hugs&kisses uh..
Reached home.. Showered and sleep like a tree outside my house..
Wait,does da trees sleep?xD
Nvm ah.. Wad i noe is that i had a nice rest before i went out again..
Around 3.45pm,i woke up and do some aerobics..
Then i showered again,put on Flinston's attire and off i went to meet Rikh,Kiwi,Wan Khalil at bus stop my house there..
After all arrived already,we make a quick team cheer like da soccer team always do and we took da bus to go to our destination which is 'Simpang Bedok'!((:
Jon joined us in da middle of da trip since he was at simei at that period of time uhs..
Reached da place only,we started to order foods and drinks..
We ordered as if we dont have to pay like that..
Actually its true uh!x))
Eu wanna noe why?
Cause got this angel wanted to treat us and thats Nora The Explora!(:
And Rikh order like pig havent had a buffet for like months uh..x))
He order 3 types of prata when he was actually eating rice wif us..
Then cannot finish dont want to put the blame on himself!x)
Try to recall uh wad we ordered..Hmm..
We ordered 5 plates of plain rice,$10 sotong,$12 Tom yam,$6 kang kong,$16 black pepper chicken,1 CHEESE roti john and 1 black pepper roti john wif CHEESE,$10 of kerang,2 sets of fries and 2 plates of kway teow..
Then i had Milo shake which was very 'ketat' siaa...ahaha!
I tell eu ah.. We were very bloated sia... I noe its very hard for eu people to believe that i really bloated right?! Because im fat right?! x)) But true uhs..I was bloated siaa..
Then half way Nora's prend joined in..
Masita i think.. Cant quite remember da name uhs..x))
She ordered fish&chips..
Total cost was $70! I noe eu all count da prices that i stated above but not da same right?xD
Cos i dont quite sure da actual price uhs..
I never work there waad~x)
And to Nora,like what i said earlier..
When the whole bunch of marvelous foods were served on the table infront of us and eu were da only one paying for it,i was freaking touched sia! Serious eu noe!
Its like i dont have da heart to let eu pay alone uh but inside my cookie monster only have $0.30 uhs..xD
No laa.. I did have some amount laa.. But i didnt help eu pay cos i noe dat eu want to treat us and only eu,right?x)
Then very pity uhs...
But it was just for a few seconds only..
After nora received back her change,we dig up our food like prisoners during world war 2! wakaka!
But from da bottom of my heart and kidney,THANKS a lot my prend!
May eu treat us again! Hehehe!
After eating,we went to Tanah merah playground and enjoyed ourselves!x)
After like 2 weeks didnt lepak wif Wan,Jon and Khalil,it was satisfying uhs..
"Maen Ninja warrior per?" ahaha! I suffered some abrasions on my hands and legs siaa..
All kiwi's fault ah!
I was playing da swing and he pushed me..
Then i fell on my backside siaa..
After that,i dont wanna play swing again..
So we played da money bars..
Until my hand got blister uhs..
But people say,"No pain,No gain" waad.. Correct?
But i dont seem to find wad i gain sia by getting my hand blistered!xD
Never get any hampers or prizes only..ahaha!
After that,we took da bus and went buck home uhs..
Reached home,showered and finish up my homework..
Finish my homework only,i update my blog..
And here i am,still updating! Heehs~
So thats all for today..
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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Friday, March 20, 2009 ; 11:03 PM

Okay!
Today im really2 pissed off man!
So dont eu ever act cute infront of me for now aite!
Eu people wanna know why im pissed off?
I will tell eu why..
My younger brother A.k.a The skeleton went for a climbing trip at Chiong sam in Thailand for 5 days..
Im not sure its chiong sam or chiang sam or chong mai..
I dont giv it a damn uhs...
Then i told him to buy for me 'Barang baik'(Goods stuffs) uhs..
He agreed uhs...
I was like happy uh..
No need to giv him money and yet he will buy for me stuffs uh..
Then after a long wait for his return..
Its not dat i miss him or wad ah but i want to see wad he buy for me..x))
Then ah... When he came back only,he told me he bought for me a shirt ah..
A shirt only? Its okay laa..Must appreciate wad..
At first,da shirt was like in a small plastic bag tied wif a knot uhs...
So i didnt even see ah da design...
Then he like keep quiet only uhs..
But im not so suspicious uh..
Then da next day,when he went out already,i opened up da plastic ah to see da shirt..
And eu know wad he kind of shirt he bought for me??!!!
AHHHHHHHH! cannot explain ah how angry i am ah.. Just look below ah!!

Eu seeeee ! If eu also angry right!xD
Haish... He thinks he cute ah?!
Later i bite off his ears then he know uhs...ahahaha!
Go 5 days trip den buy for me dis fcuking shit!xD
But at least sumthing right..
Now i have two shirts of this kind..
One is Hong kong and the other one is Thailand..
Later i lend da hong kong one to kiwi and i wear da thailand one..
Then khalil also got one which i dont remember wad country..
Then we together go Tampines Mall find chicks! Wakakaka!
Seriosuly man.. When i look at da shirt only,I changed into The Hulk siaaa!x))
But luckily my neighbour didnt notice uhs..ahaha!
Thats all ah! No mood ready ah to post funny2 things! Eu people think i Clown ah!x)
Im gonna watch 'Kyle xy' ah.. Rather than looking at da shirt...ahaha!
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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Thursday, March 19, 2009 ; 11:18 PM

Yosh !
Sorry for not updating..
Recession maah..x))
Kay no link.
Well,nothing exciting happened during da pass few days..
Just playing takraw only uhs.. Hehe! Best oii! Kiwi is a fast learner when playing game but very stupid in studies,just like me uh!xD
As for today,had a workshop on Mother tongue GCE O'level and dats French...xD
No laa..If i can speak french ah,i wont be da same as kiwi wad! Wakaka.
Releks kiwi..Dont be mad..Eu spammed my blog ready wad..x))
Then just now got a few different schools lah dat came for da workshop..
There were Dunman(Like duuh..Cos it was held there wad..),Siglap,East spring at lastly Springfield...
Trust me,so many watez sia!! Excluding springfield uhs...ahaha!
But eventhough they are watez,i dont keep on looking at them and try to attract attention..Unlike this fren of mine.. Haikal Botak is the name and Playboy is his game!xDD
He tried to attract attention sia... Stupid botak!xD
After da workshop,bought bubble tea wif rikh and kiwi and i headed back home..
But this time,my nenek's home! Hehe!
Thought of having a loong nice chat but end up sleeping infront of da teevee in living room for hours..xD
Sorry nek,next time yaw~x)
Anyways,eu guys must have noticed dat i changed my song already right?
Cos da mandy song 20 seconds only sia..ahaha!
But nevertheless,my current song is like bringing back ur childhood memories right!
But for those who are like primary 6,sec one or sec two...
Dont bother lah agreeing wif me.. I know eu all wont remember this song laa..x))
When i listen this song uh,i suddenly remember those times when i always bully kids dat were younger than me... After all,im also a kid..So cannot do much ah..
Just throw sands at their mouth only..xD
But somehow,this one frend of mine uh..
She thought i put da song because of Nick!
Well,i agree that he was part of da song but..
Accept da fact that he's not hot to me!x))
Please try again hor to convince me until i agree dat he is hot..ahaha!
And then ah..Since she mentioned rdy right..
I must thankful to her ah for replying me back my msgs uh..
Eventhough it would take like 25 minutes and 14 seconds to reply one msg..x))
She must be practicing using chopsticks to press da keypads to msg or call people laaa~xD
Last thing to mention before i end this ceremony..x)
If want to spam,can laa.. If only eu use names dat i dont know and never use PROFANATIES! Eu see..Im using good vocabs!xD
Kay laa.. I think thats all for today and now im wanna watch 'Kyle xy' uhs(:
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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Sunday, March 15, 2009 ; 9:54 PM

Hey civilians!
How have eu all been doing so far?
Well,sorry for not updating uhs...
Cant find any reasons to post uhs..
Somemore got nothing crabs to post about..
Life..Life..
Anyway,im enjoying da short break that im having..
Eventhough only one week ah..
But i will only enjoy da saturday and sunday only..
Meaning that by tomorrow,i need to touch the books uhs..x))
Well,had a relaxing time yesterday by watching the movie 'Coming soon'(NC16)..ahaha.
With my beautiful flowers-Rikh,Jon,Wan,Khalil,Nora and Nisa!(:
Actually,it was not relaxing uhs..
It was such a tense sia..
The show was freaking scary sia!
I was like covering both of my ears while Nisa was covering her eyes with her purse i think..
But Jon,he was not thrilled at all..
Its like he was the one that making that movie sia..
Must be uh.. Cause his face also got thailand face wad!x))
Luckily there was no one infront of me cause i was like kicking the chair infront of me as if i was kicking my cat's stomach!xD Okay the cat part was just a joke. Im a cat lover eu noe!x)
But seriously,overall was great(:
Then as for today...
Played takraw with Rikh,Khalil,Wan,Agus,Agus's brother and friends..
Had a great time uhs..
My regu(team) always win sia..ahaha!
Because i played like Cristiano Ronaldo wad!x)
Kay,lame uh sia-.-
Where can he play takraw...
Then when going home,we sing a farewell song then i went home..
Here i am blogging as usual maah...
Haish.. If i noe it would turn out to be like this,i would have study harder during my early days sia..ahahaha.
Looking at Nisa,Nora and Jon waiting for their time to go..
I mean begin wif their poly life uhs..Not pass on..Choy!x))
Haish.. If i study hard last time,i should have become a fast learner by now!x)
Its not that im a slow learner uhs..
But im just plain stupid,thats all..Not that bad wad?x]
Maybe i should stop werking? But for now,im taking a study break uh..
But where can long2 shey..x))
Haish..Im in a dilema uhs..
Whether to Drink 'Halal Food Booster' or burn the textbook and drink..
ahahah! Not funny sia-.-
Fcuking shit uhs...
The clever students from da good schools like Victoria all take O level like taking an apple from a kid sia..
Where else me? Like digging a grave to take da skull to hang it in my room sia..
ahahaha!
Actually i anyhow say uhs..
But do they really take O levels as if its nothing to them or wad?
I hope they are werking hard too uhs..
So if i pass my O levels wif flying folks,there's something to be proud of wad(:
Kay laa..
I will update again when i have a new pet kay!
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;





Tuesday, March 3, 2009 ; 9:08 PM

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaa kaniiiiiiinose ah!
Guess what my baby pigs?!
I flung 3 of my subjects sia for common test!-.-
1.) Maths(Like duuuh-.-)
2.) Combined Science(Like duuuh also-.-)
3.) sosial studies(I think so cause i havent get back yet)
But that time i got tell eu all wad..
Everytime i do with full of excitement but in the end,i fail.
Haish siaaaaaaa...
At least i pass my english but that one composition only sia..
No effect at all...
How ah? How sia??!
If i continue like this,i will not be able to imagine a good future sia!):
Then poly how?! I want to go poly siaaaa!
And please lah,some of eu surely will say,"Alaa..Eu go polyclinic laah!"
Eu think funny ah?! To primary 2 that going to primary 3,yes-.-"
If eu said that infront of my face ah,i promise eu i will kick ur below and slap eu wif a 'capal' size 8!
Seriously man,this time i am jealous seeing my stupid fren like kiwi pass science!x)
Last time im not that envy of anyone on studies ah but this time round,i have woken up from my deep sleep! Now i know how atrocious my work is!
Step english bagos aku!.__.
Im only good at my mother tongue which is Malay..
And im not trying to brag uhs cause there's nothing to brag about if ure good at ur Mother tongue..Right?
Well,i am among da highest in class for Malay but hey,wads da point ure good at this subject but da rest are like fcuking shit? Haish.
Its like good at eating but donnoe how to use chopstick,get da picture?
If eu dont get da picture,browse through Google and find it urself!
And ya,im good at talking craps too-.-
If only there's a subject where eu just have to learn about craps..
Not da animal crap one.. Da crap=nonsense...
But cant blame me wad..
Talking craps is like runnning in my blood..
somemore frens wif Rikh and kiwi! Just make da matter worst!x)
But i enjoy it wad..
Haish once and will never be for all..
Kiwi and i are joining this tuition center that Nana aluminum foil introduced to me..
If we really join uh,i really hope that it helps!
And somemore,maybe im staying at my Nenek's house uh..
Cause there are too much distractions ah at home..
But somehow i will miss my mother uhs..
Cause everyday can see her not handsome face then suddenly,she's out of my sight..
Haish.. Life..Life..
Enough toking about studies ah..
Anyway,for da colour of our class T-shirts will be YELLOW!-.-
Eu noe how ugly yellow can be when i wear it?!
Therefore,we protest to change colour..
So when Fadzlon da class chairman said that he wanted pink,all agrees uhs..Hehe!
We then told our year master and she said that in order for her to allow us to have pink colour,she need 50 signatures from our batch..
So 5B and 5C agreed and some of them had sign already..
But if 5A disagree ah,i told them uh..
"If eu all disagree ah,i will just slash eu wif parangs and burn ur classroom!"
Wakaka! How smart can i be?x)
Smart in doing stupid stuffs ah..If studies,dont mention sia!
I think thats all ah i want to say..
Very stress ah.. Maybe i will just drink tinner before i sleep ah!xD
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;










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