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Sunday, October 25, 2009 ; 11:55 PM

Monday,26th October 2009,is the start of my O levels!
This is it,this is the war that i have been waiting for.
Dont worry people,i have prepared myself for this war-only with boots and no weapons!x)
First paper will be English Language.
I didnt realised that there's a lot to learn about Grammars and Tenses.
Luckily Leong Wai kit(Journalist/My Tutor) taught me.
Wish me luck okays! Cause you no need to pay if you want to wish someone what-.-
Hehehehe! So wish me hor!
And to Bibiks out there who have wished me,i'll treat you Ben&Jerry ice-cream if i got a place in poly! And as for you friends,a 'Thank you' will be anough!xD

DONT FORGET TO WISH ME LUCK EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU SLEEP!((:

K bye.

Labels: Cant sleep cause im thinking bout you-Oh O' levels. x)

Sunday, October 11, 2009 ; 9:39 PM

Hi ! Welcome back to the show!
About the previous episode,'The Beautiful Bachelor',we have a winner already..
I know its very pathetic to have a winner where else its still top 7 and not yet final 2 but you see ah.. This one my business wad! My problem ah how i want it to be!xD
And you wanna know the winner?
Isn't it obvious???
The winner is none other than...

JenJengJong! Jon aka Rain!xD
But the thing is,he does not own a bicycle. Hence,he is unable to take NoraTheExplora to the expressway to have a dinner. He tried to think of other solutions but to no avail. After a few seconds later,he went into a deep depression which led him to become gay. He fall in love with one of the contestants name Kiwi!xD From there,the love blossoms and also their love journey. I wish you both all the best! Kambatae! Hahaha.

Enough of that! We will have a new gameshow called 'Fight Till You Cried' !xD
As usual,we have 7 contestants who are willing to sacrifice their own lifes and families! Winner of this fight will definitely win a luxurious prize that any of the prize-givers could ever think of! Hehe.
I will mention the prize later but for now..
Let me introduce you all the contestants!
First,we have..

The guy that looks a little bit like 'Matrep' but greatfully he's not.. The producer of this gameshow found him doing 3 push-ups at the fitness corner and thinks that he has the potential to fight and hence,she scout him in!xD
He is,what people call.. The "CRAZY PANDA" ! Hehe.
-Weighing 350 pounds.
-Trademark finisher:Panda's spear and Panda's CuteSuperman punch!
Best Feature of "CRAZY PANDA" is his pair of eyes becos he will paint his eyes with black nippon paint!xD

Up next we have..

The guy that owns a so called 'Dead Dick' but he's not the same person in the previous episode!x)
The producer found him trying to destroy a bird nest which contained 3 babybirds with a bamboo stick and she feels that this guy also has the potential. Hence,she scout him in. Haha. And when the producer ask him why he's trying to kill the babybirds and he replied,"Becos i cant stand looking at these birds alive where else my 'kukuBird' is like dead!"xD Get the joke?! Hahaha. Funny sia.
He is,what people call.. The "SPEEDY STAR" !
His hands are so fast that he hits the bird nest 124 times in one minute! That is how he got the name!
-Weighing 120 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Speedy's thousand of punches and Triangle Head-lock!
Best Feature of "SPEEDY STAR" is his chest as it looks like kueh pau $0.50!

Coming up.. We have..

The guy that attracts the girls as if he use 'love perfume' where ever he goes!
The producer saw him outside the shop Minitoons at Tampines Mall where he was surrounded by girls! She thinks that he could attract more people when he join this gameshow and she quickly scout him in. But somehow,the girls that got attracted by him were majority the blind ones!xD
He is,what people call.. The "ANGRY DRAGON" ! Haa.
He is so violent that even the refree want to stop him,he will be slap away!x)
-Weighing 132 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Endless punches of Dragon!
Best Feature of "ANGRY DRAGON" is his face which look like Brad Pitt!(But to me,i dont think so ah. Haa)

Next contestant is..

The Guy that loves to act cool especially when he just bought a new fone!x)
He looks like a guy name Jon in the previous gameshow but he's not the same person..
The producer saw him making sushi at Fairprice,basement of Tampines Mall.
I am not sure why but the producer thinks that he got the potential too. x)
He is,what people call.. "MR UNAGI" ! Crap right his name?xD
-Weighing 129 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Tickle his opponent until he cry.
Best Feature of "MR UNAGI" is his smile! People say whenever he smile,he looks like Zac Afron!x))

Next we have..

The Guy that makes the girls in his school melts just by looking at his overgrown teeth! The producer found him biting a sugarcane to make some juice for his customers as he's working part-time at a bubble-tea shop..
Guess that his teeth are powerful that the producer scouts him in..
He is,what people call.. The "FURY BEAVER" ! Haaah.
-Weighing 138 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Bite his opponents' ears till bleeds!
Best Feature of "FURY BEAVER" is obviously his overgrown teeth!x)

Up next,not forgetting,we have..

The Guy that is very small in body size but very powerful when someone take his comb and place it at his pubic hair..
The producer was amazed by his determination and scout him in!
He is,what people call.. The "LITTLE TONY" !
-Weighing 50 pounds.
-Trademark finisher:Poke his opponents' eyes and spear through the nostrils using chopsticks!
Best Feature of "LITTLE TONY" is his hair! Used to be 'kerenting busted' but after using hair conditioner,his hair like Beyonce!x) Not funny sia-.-

Last but not least,we have..

The Guy that dance like nobody can! The producer saw him dancing with Springfield sec 1 girls! He may look like 'Gaya' but his not..
He is,what people call.. "THE CHECKMATE" !
-Weighing 200 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Using his brain to win the game!
Best Feature of "THE CHECKMATE" is his feet that looks like the 'Orang Pendek'!xD

You people must be thinking who is the producer of this show huh..
Who else can it be if none other than..

JenJengJung! NoraTheMerdusa!xD

Thats the 7 contestants of this gameshow plus its producer!
And the winner of this fight will win a box of Sunsilk hair conditioner!xD
Plus! A date with this absolutely gorgeous lady in a purple blouse! Check it out!

Hot right?!x) Of course lah! Hehe!
Sorry ah if the later part of my post not funny.. Even worst if my post not funny at all.. Haha. Tired ah. Very sleepy sey!
You can let out your opinions through my tagboard! Winner will be review shortly!(:

K bye.

Labels: Boring what.

Wednesday, October 7, 2009 ; 10:14 PM

Presenting...
HariRaya with 'The Beautiful Bachelors'! Feat. NoraTheExplora!x)
Starting with the FatBoy among them..

Alon-The Guy that always get criticize by the other 'Beautiful Gigolos'!xD
Up next we have...

Puding-The Guy that owns a so called 'Dead Dick' !xD
Coming up.. We have..

Kiwi-The most 'loveable' Guy among us. Girls adores him so much. But however,when he's stammering,his eyes will roll back as if he's possessed!xD
After the commercial we have..

Wan Lutzka-His name may be Wan but he's not related to Chef Wan. He is like a time-bomb. He will go off anytime and you'll be surprised! He used to be 'KingOfTechno' in Tampines!xD
Before we go for another commercial break,here is..

Jon-The Guy who always act cool by blowing his fringe upwards whenever he approach us! But too bad,you're not cool cos we're used to it! But stwill! You look like Rain wad!xD
HotHotHeat! Next we have..

Khalil-The Guy who always mesmerize the girls with his splendid front teeth!
Never fails to make them shine!xD
Before we end this show,here is the man who have no fear of shame..

Rikh-The Guy who is also known as 'Gaya' due to his dancing moves that grooves the sec 1 girls!xD

And the winner of this gameshow,'The Beautiful Bachelor',will go on a date with..

JengJengJeng! NoraTheExplora!xD
Not only that! The couple will have a dinner for two along the expressway and will catch a movie! Actually,not like a movie ah.. It is called 'wayang-kulit'(Skin-Movie)
where you will see characters being played behind a translucent screen!
How cool huh! So lets see which 'Beautiful Bachelor' will win a date with this gorgeous lady! Hehe!
Last and not first,the top 7 for 'The Beautiful Bachelor'!x))

Wanna share your point of view about the 'Beautiful Bachelor'? You can always tag on my tagboard! Hehe!

K bye.