Yohoiiiii ! Today went gym with Rikh and Jon ! Looks like my body soon will be like one of da WWF wrestler !*Kening up-up* So ferstly,waited for them at afgan's bus stop,infront of Macronalds ! Waited like..Not so long ah..Like 20 minutes like that !x)) Sibei they long sia ! So when im alone,i will step hensem laaaaa ! Listen tu da music and follow da beat ! kekekeke ! Kental kan aku?! After they arrived,give them da Late-note slip and make them serve 2-hours Detention! Find khalil at his werk place but looks like he was busy at that time.. So we just proceed to gym ah ! Kiwi and Mokrep did not join us today cause they are very "Not lazy" person what !x]] Two hours of gym and slack behind sports hall there ! Slack about few hours and went back ! Rikh and Jon went back home while i go meet Mokrep,Burn and Pak Lang at Rasa 21 ! They bought sushi that are not halal ! wakaka ! After eating,slac somemore infront on Rasa 21 ! After 40 minutes,i go back home ! And here i am,blogging with boring face ! Thats why my blog very boring one! Hurhur~ And i will be going to gym AGAIN tomorrow ! Dah macam Sukarno sia akuuu~ APAAAAA SAAAAAAAA ?! x)) [Inside joke ah!] So i will update again next week cause tommorow my Bold brother will be coming back! Gudnite&Love eu~
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Wednesday, October 29, 2008 ; 11:35 PM
Hi people ! Today was like a normal day for me ! Wake up,look out da window and see da beautiful sky,da bright sun and ugly birds!x] Woke up around 10.30 cause Max Faliq was talking so loudly with his teacher on da phone! I think it was something to do with school werk that eu have to do online,i guess? Well,dont care ah ! My armpit hairs wont get infected what ! Hurhur~ But then,i sleep back and woke up exactly at 12 noon! I was expecting that i will turn into a Good looking,charming and sweet prince ! But i didnt ! Basket ah that Fairy Godmother ! Corn me only ! ahahahah ! Kay lame,i know._________. So when i woke up only,Max Faliq was not around ! Finally,peace ah !x)) So used da computer,chat-chat,listen to Grandmother moaning on top and then i get ready to go to gym ! Donnoe why,but recently i went to gym quite a few times ah! Because Rikh train me maah ! Hoho ! So meet Mokrep ferst around 1.45 at his void deck and then proceed to gym ! Waited for Kiwi and went in ferst ! After half an hour like that,then Rikh joined us ! So carry some dumbells,do butterfly,look at so called 'chicks' at da swimming pool and then sign out ! Slack at behind sports hall there for an hour or two,then we go buck home ! Reached home,eat for awhile,then go out again to meet Mokrep,again,to play takraw uhs ! We lost and supposely we have to buy them few bottles of water uh but end up we ran away ! ahahaha ! Me,Mokrep,Burn and Pak Lang headed to Rasa 21 to fill up our empty intestines! Thanks to Burn and Pak lang cause they top-up for me some mesos ah ! Thank you bery nice ah eu two!!! After eating,slack for few minutes at da basketball court,infront of Rasa 21 there and then we went buck home ! Here i am blogging like there's no tomorrow ! Maybe Rikh and i will be going to gym again tomorrow ! Maybe kiwi and Mokrep too~ So thats all for today and i will update A.S.A.P oteys!x) Gudnite&Love eu~
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Tuesday, October 28, 2008 ; 11:06 PM
Oi ! Oi ! Oi yahoi ! How have eu people been doing ? Fine? Hope eu people got skin cancer ah !x] okay,just joking lah ! Anyways,today was quite FED-EX siaaaaaaa ! But before da Fed-Ex thingy ! Me,Kiwi,Rikh,Mawar,Khalil,Mokrep,Burn and Erwin went for swimming at Tampines swimming complex there ! I know lah there very boring right somemore we go at this time ! Where got chicks,kan kan kan ! But do remember,we went there to have fun and not for chicks ! Chey,good ah we all !x)) So all of us went in ferst then Rikh joined us cause he went to gym ferst ! So swim and swim,played da slide and get a 'F' from da LIFEGUARD!(This is the correct werd kiwi ! Baong sia that guy!xD) Then Rikh got some troubles with da lifeguard there and da lifeguard called his partner ah ! Actually it was da lifeguard fault ah and not Rikh's ! Then after talking for few minutes,each of them took out their pokeballs and fight! Da battle was between Charizard and Weedle ! Charizard was da lifeguard's lah and weedle was Rikh's ! And in the end,Rikh won after weedle string shot charizard ! So after swimming,changed,and went to s11 to fill our empty intestines! Then finish eating,we proceed to TM ! Mokrep,Erwin and Burn went to apply jobs while me,Rikh,Kiwi,Mawar and Khalil went to GV to bought our movie tickets ! Not forgetting,Faisya ! And guess what ! We bought 'High School Musical 3' tickets sia! Kiwi and i were like 'One-two,uppercut,hook and straight jab to the face' sia!!! Da movie was so gay sia ! So after we bought da tickets,we got around 40 minutes to waste lah ! So Rikh,Khalil and Faisya went to Open Plaza and do Line-dancing while me,Kiwi and Mawar went to find chicks ! x)) No lah,i decent eu know! So we go to 'Toys R Us' there and saw Mokrep,Erwin and Burn ! Mokrep and Erwin were holding da application forms for da job ah with smiles on their face ! They smile as if they got da jobs ah but my instincts tell me that they wont get ah ! kekekeke ! So i donnoe where they go to and we just went in ah,finding chicks !x]] Da place was like clean sia ! No mess at all ! I think all this was because da customers must give their begs before they can go in ! ahahaha ! Okay,no link-.- So me,Kiwi and Mawar went in to play with da toys ! Then we asked this Saint. Hilda gurl to take our picture,holding da toy ah.. But then ah ! She didnt save da picture! Babirusa betol ! Plus,she's not a 'Watezzz' sia ! Haish... But her fren quite manis sia !x]] But i didnt make a warewolf's face ah cause i already have one ! Eventhough she's primary six but its enough for me sia(: So only Kiwi and Mawar make warewolf faces ah ! Hoho ! After enough of playing with da toys,we went to Open plaza to meet them ! Luckily they stop doing da line-dancing ready~x) Then slack for few minutes;Mokrep,Burn and Erwin joined us ah ! Then about 15 minutes later,they went off ferst,saying they want to find jobs ! Time also showed that our show gonna start ! So we went to GV~ Bought popcorn and drinks and poof! Off we went into da cinema ! Okay,now is da FED-EX part ! Eu people wanna know what?! Most of da population that watching this show were da small kids sia!!!! All like primary two and chinese somemore ! And all da faces are da same sia ! Chiiiiiimaaaaaak lah !!!!!!! Feel like throwing cat's faeces at their faces sia ! Plus ! They sat behind me somemore,one straight row ! Waaaaaaahhhhh ! Damn angry sia! Kiwi also angry with me ah ! Mawar not that angry ah cause i think he's 'paedophile' ah! HAHAHAHA ! I dont have any idea what that werd stands for but Mokrep do knows it!(x Not only da small kids ah,da show make me angry too ! Little bit only,sing ! sing,sing and sing ! Drink coffee sing...Shake hands also sing... Ride bicycle also sing... Kill mosquito also sing.. Everytime sing ! Haish~ To add to my misery ! Khalil ah ! Our picture destroyer ! He cried sia ! If eyes watery nevermind ah... But he cried like as if he is sending his maid back to her country at the airport sia ! But that never happen before ah because he doesnt own a maid which is a good thing ah ! Life must be independent maah! So back to da story ! I was like freaking mad sia ! Not only me ah ! All of us sia ! Haish ! Kiwi was like per normal... Doing jabs,uppercuts at thin air ! ahahaha ! Kelakar lah awak ni !x)) After da show,we met Jon and Nora ah ! So we went to KFC ! I didnt eat ah cause my cookie monster empty ah ! So i went back after few minutes! Reached home,eat a little bit ah... Like mee goreng and 10 sticks of satay !xD Waah ! Fat sia me ! Gaah~ Then after that,i waited Pak Lang(Zool),Mokrep and Burn ah at my void deck there to slack together ah ! I bring along my younger brother's skateboard ah ! Fell down couple of times ah !x]] But its okay ! Cause my Fats save me ! Hurhur~ So fat people out there,please be appreciate with ur Fats okay!x) So like around 10 plus like that,i went home ah ! And here i am,blogging while drinking da yoghurt drink,mixed berries ! Yum yum ! So thats all for today ! Will update again as soon as possible kays(: Gudnite&Love eu~
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Monday, October 27, 2008 ; 10:40 PM
Hehehehe ! I have not post for like dozen of years sia ! Okay,not true ah ! ahahaha~ But its been some time lah kan ! So dont werry people ! My blog is not dead yet ! Hoho ! Anyways,da past few days were not that hapenning lah kan ! Hmmmm~ But i try to summaries what i did lah kays !(: Okay last friday ehk ! Ermm... Ouh ya ! I went to Jurong swimming complex lah ! Quite number of us went there ah ! Like 'Matreps' sia from far ! Not kidding eu ! They were me,Kiwi,Rikh and Khalil ! HAHAHA ! Like babirusa right ?! x)) Actually Marwan,Berg,Hambali and Man Toyak uh suppose to join us but they paitao us! Macam aper entah kan !! ahahaha ! But still,it didnt stop us from having fun!(: We rent da floats then we slide down ah ! Woo woo ! Shiok~ Like normal,Kiwi's always da naughty one ! Followed by Rikh then Khalil ! JailBerg is such a GOODBOY !(: Kiwi ah ! He go and pushed khalil with his Fat float then khalil accidently pushed this malay Fatboy ! Suspect that boy is primary six ah ! xD Actually that boy was like getting up from da pool then when khalil accidently pushed him,he fell back into da pool ! His face like damn sad sia ! At da same time,frustrated too lah ! ahahah ! Then when he fell into da pool,i immediately took his hand to pull him back ! Then he like action uh,dont want my help.. He pulled back his hand and shout," Tepi ahh !"(Move aside ah!)... I was like,ur problem lah ! ahaha ! We were like laughing all da way up to da top!x]] There were no chicks lah and they were like upset ! But i didnt lah ! I dont quite care lah whether got chicks or not ! ahahaha ! But got alot of pirmary sixes lah kan ! And Rikh kept disturbing me-.- Eu wait ah Rikh... I actually can fight eu back but i scared later eu beat me up!xD After swimming,pee in da pool and so on,we changed and charged da KFC sia! We were like pigs that have not eaten for hours sia ! Except me and Rikh ah !x) Khalil and Kiwi lah ! Babirusa sia they all ! ahahaha ! Khalil bought three-piece chicken meal and ate alone sia ! Actually he did shared with us some lah ! ahahaha ! While kiwi bought two-piece chicken meal ! After kiwi finished his food,he go and buy burger ! Wah so fat sia ! Actually he wanna buy zinger but he kept asking us.. "Eh how much Mcspicy ? Hungry sia aku ! How much ah?"... I was like.."What Mcspicy?! Zinger baong !" aahahaha ! Luckily i never paisey on that day ! Actually i did ah ! ahahha ! But at least i didnt paisey like kiwi sia!ahaha~ I bought zinger meal lah...Then da person asked what drink i want.. At ferst i said i want pepsi...Then last minute i changed lah..But she didnt pour yet.. Then i want 'Mountain Dew' lah but i accidently say 'Honeydew' ! Not that paisey kan ??(: Hurhur ! Not only me and kiwi only,rikh aso paisey to the core sey ! ahahah! He bought da same food as me lah ! When that same person asked what drink he want,with full on confidence,he say.. "Ahh...I want coke lah!"...ahahaha! Since when KFC got coke sia ! ahahah ! Then he paisey ready,he laughed himself loudly as if he's da one who pay da KFC's monthly rent ! ahahaha~ Then after finish eating,we went to Rikh's crib and slack there ah ! Without fail,when we slack at his crib,his mum will feed us sia ! Baek ah mak lu rikh ! Tapy lu jahat semacam sia ! ahahaha ! After like few minutes later,Marwan came with his flat-ass ! ahaha ! Then Kiwi,Khalil and me step we want to go home ah ! Then he cried in silence! ahahaha ! Marwan..Marwan...Panggil kau Mawar pon cantik !x)) Then like 11 plus,we went back home and sing da Kindergarten 'Go back home' song uhs! Hehe ! So overall for that day was okay lah ! Enjoyed my day with them eventhough it was only five of us(: Then on saturday ! I didnt werk and im meeting that budak kecik ah !ahaha! Went to vivo with Umairah(: Eventhough we didnt do any activities,im quite happy lah kan ! We were like slacking uh at da open space there and talk-talk~ We were siting there,look at da sky and waiting for da sun set ! Like i said,eventhough we didnt do any activities,i am freaking happy cause i get to spend quality time with her(: So around 6 plus in da evening,not sure lah whether da sun set ready or not ah !ahaha! I sent her back home cause she must be home before 9 ! Primary six maah !x)) So before she went back home,we sit for awhile and enjoy da ngiht breeze lah! Suddenly we saw her family,just came back from wild wild wet at da void deck! ahahaha ! Then we were like hiding ah ! Luckily they didnt saw us ! So without any hesitation,we ran towards da bustop cause she wanted to wait da bus with me ! Baek kan dier ! Hoho ! So we continue story molly untill da bus come lah ! So when da bus arrived,i hugged her and say goodbye !(: So i dont give a damn lah about her age cause loving a person with that age is not a crime per ! So rikh,aku tak kesah lah ! But still,Mariam tetap Mariam ! Wakaka ! So therefore,i love that small kid many many lah ! Heehs(: That was last saturday ! Da day after last saturday i just went to werk lah per normal lah ! So nothing interesting to tell about ! Hoho ! As for today ! Went to gym with Rikh,Khalil,Hambali and Haikal ! Normal work-outs then slack after that lah ! Kiwi meet us at TM then walk2 lah ! Eventhough Rikh is Devil,he treated us to choco ice kacang lah sey ! ahahahaha ! Thanks ehk Rikh ! x) Then he want to find something lah so we helped him~ After he got what he wanted,we proceed to 'Blok Angin' ah ! Marwan wated there for like one hour ah ! But heck care lah ! He always make people wait for him what ! ahahaha ! So when he saw us,he step 'Merajuk' ! ahaha! Ku nak panggil kau Mawar ah next time ! kekekeke ! Then 'Heer The Kero' came and join forces ! So we just slack around only lah~ Then Rikh,kiwi and me were like damn hungry sia ! so we go find food lah ! Tak kan lah nak makan rumput kan !x)) So Rikh bought 'Roti John',Kiwi bought 'Mee goreng' while i bought 'Nasi goreng'! Then kiwi and i go buy drink while he proceed to 'Blok Angin' ferst~ Then i took da fruit juice lah since i thought it was $2.01 uhs and kiwi told me that was da price while deep inside him,he knew that da drink was not $2.01 ! Then when i want to pay,kiwi already out of my sight uhs because he early2 hide sia! Then when da aunty scan my drink,it was $4.30 sia ! Ceeeeemak ah kau kiwi ! I was like standing there and find kiwi ah since i dont want to fork out my money !x) Then i saw kiwi smile2 ! Feel like throwing Cat's faeces at him sia ! ahahaha! Luckily he took out his money from his frog and pay ! Kiwi save the day lah sey ! NOOOOOOOOOT ! hahaha ! Then we proceed and eat like babirusa ! But before that,Haikal and Hambali went buck home ready! After that,all went to their own ways uh ! Mawar go meet someone at TM... Kiwi go buck home... Heer go play takraw... Rikh go Emy's house i think... Khalil go to his cousin's house while i go meet Mokrep and Burn ! Slack with Mokrep and Burn for awhile only ah cause i went out since morning sey! But i pity Mokrep ah ! something underground happened lah~ So just relek uhs... Next time jumpe dier kat public,kite suplex ah dier ! ahaha ! So thats all my people ! My posts for da last few days ! HAHA ! I will try to update again tomorrow kays!(: Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Thursday, October 23, 2008 ; 11:46 PM
Haizxzxzxzxzx ! Today was bery boring sia ! Okay,not that boring ah ! But quite boring in my eyes ah ! x)) Nothing much happened lah kan ! No monsters to fight.. So kiwi and i just slack ah.. Not forgetting Ultraman too ! Gaah!~ Okay,quite lame ah actually ! ahahaha ! Learn from kiwi ah~ So,"Don't put the blame on me ! Don't you put the blame on me !" Eh,Akon got new album or not ah ? Long time didnt hear his songs sia ! Maybe he's fighting monsters too ah ! But this time with power rangers ! HAHAHAHA ! Funny tak????? Okay stop it,im out of the topic ! Kinda lame also. So ! Let me tell eu all what i did today otey ! Today i went gym with Mokrep and kiwi ah ! As usual ah,always waste money sia me if go to gym ! Haish... Body not cramp sia ! Donnoe why ah ! Maybe got too much BABATS ah ! So just do what people always do lah in gym ! We time in around 4.20pm and time out at..Hmm..Quite late ah.. Around 5pm like that ! hahahaha ! We all cannot take it anymore ah ! The 'yong tau foo' aunty keep on calling our names sey ! kekekeke ! So went to S11 there and ate 'yong tau foo' ! Hoho ! Then while we were eating,got this two malay couple eu noe ! They eat chinese food sia ! Da food was like BOHCUI(Severely Obvious) got pork in it sia ! Haish ! May God place them in Hell ! xD Bastard sia JailBerg ! But they are not my relative what ! As in i don't have any blood relation with them ! So heck care ah ! wakaka ! So after we lick our bowls,we straight go to 'Blok Angin' to meet Rikh and Marwan ! Slack and slack then Heer The Kero came ! He was like 'Slamber' sia with his GT bike ! Ride towards us damn slow sia ! ahahaha ! Macam The Undertaker walking towards da ring arena ! x)) So he came and Rikh cut his hair ! Then his turn cut rikh's hair ! After cutting each other hairs with the thing that da bangla always use one to cut da grass.. Da one with blade and cable tie ! Da one that sounds like "zeeeeeet!",Eu noe or not ? Nebermind~ Eu wont get prize either if eu noe what im toking about what ! ahahaha! Then after finish cutting,Heer go back home. Maybe he want to watch 'Avatar' ah ! But this time,he ride his bike quite fast ah ! I suspect ah,infront of us only ah he want to show off by riding fast2 ! When we cant see him anymore,he's back to his usual speed as before ! xD When we were about to go back after about 15 mins Heer went back home,two policemen came and screen us ah~ So we gave them our IC and he looked at each of our hensem faces,except for Khalil,then he gave us back ! Nothing happened..No one was brought to Changi Prison ! So thank God lah kan ! Hoho !x)) Kiwi,Mokrep and i went buck home while Marwan and khalil followed Rikh to his crib! So here i am,blogging ! Hurhur~ Maybe me,Kiwi,Rikh,Marwan,Khalil and Berg are going to Jurong swimming complex tomorrow ! If God willing ah kan ! If only Mokrep dont have 'Meet-The-Parents' session tomorrow,he would have join us sey ! Haish.. Anyway... Wanna show eu guys how JailBerg looks like when he was young back then ! Huhu! Jeng jeng jeng ! But now,eu see lah.. People sometimes mistaken me for babirusa while i walking at interchange ! Babirusa betol kan ! ahahahaha ! But its orite~ Im happy with my life(: So thats all my friends ! Will not update this weekends ah ! As usual lah ! My bold brother will be at home what ! Haish... Eu don't cry okays?(x Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye my incredible Hulks(;
Wednesday, October 22, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Say say say ! Looks like i am gonna post today !x) Finally,i own a fone ! After waiting for so many years for this ! All my hard werk paid off ! Phew !~ Hoho ! Joking only ! Only for few days without fone ah ! Kekeke! But i felt as if im not that 'Hensem' sia without a fone with me ! Wakaka ! So now,i feel much more 'Hensem' lah ! Huahua ! Just kidding ! Self-praising is an inter-national disgrace okay ! But dont care ah ! Sometimes we,even i also have to praise ourself what ! As for me,because nobody praise me sey !)); HAHAHAHAHAHA ! Okay buck to my story for today ! I woke up around..Hmm..Quite early ah..Like 12.30pm like that !x]] But around 6 plus in da morning i was woken up by my ma'am as she wanna go to werk kan! Then she say lah.." Im going to werk now okay!" And i should reply,"Okay !Exit is over there okay ! And see eu when eu see me later!" But i donnoe why,i didnt say that. Instead,i replied,"Ma ! For my age,what's da maximum amount that we can withdraw from da bank?! " Like WTFolk kan ?! Then she replied,"$1000 lah !".Then she closed my door and went to werk~ As for me,i continue sleeping like babirusa ! Hurhur~ When i woke up,i keep asking myself why i asked my ma'am that kind of question in da freaking morning sia !! Maybe its because im buying a pair of slippers and a fone huh ! x)) But its alright ! Making myself stress thinking about that matter wont buy me a packet of 'Sambal seafood fried rice' what ! ahahahaha ! Then used da computer until 1.30pm like that,then i siap-ing to meet Mokrep and Burn! Waited for him at his void deck,plus burn too. When they arrived,we did some rituals,then we proceed to our destinations ! First,we proceed to Tampines Prime there to browse through fones ah ! There ah ! Da fone shops are like Fireflies sia ! So many eu noe !x) But i remain calm and kept on searching ! So after minutes of searching and saw many skools from west-side of singapore competing a race with each other,i decided to buy a fone ! But before that,we go to Century Square since Mokrep wanna buy 3/4 short at Missy 29 ! Is it 'Missy' or 'Miss'? Nvm. I dont get prize either if i spell it correctly! Gaah~ So after he bought it,he go and buy milo while i go withdraw money ! Then ah ! Sibei ah that Ahpui ! He donnoe how to poke in da straw sia ! Haizxzxzxzxzxzxz ! Then i help him hold da milo while he's using all his might to poke lah ! Then instead of making a hole on top ah,he made a hold at da side and da milo spilled onto my shirt sia ! Siamang ah Ahpui !!!! But i dont mind since i used to steal his fishballs when we're primary three~ So then we headed to da shop that i bought da fone ah ! Da fone is an old model,not that old ah. But quite old ah in my eyes ! ahahaha~ But its First-Hand ah ! It cost me $245 sia ! But its da cheapest among da other shops! Haish~ Luckily i used my own money or else ah,conferm i feel bad one ah ! But for awhile only ah then i enjoy cos now got fone ready maah! Hehehe ! Then after that,we proceed to Peninsula ! Mokrep and i bought a pair of Adidas slipper ah while Burn just help us to smile only ! ahahaha ! Eu all must have noe ah da price of it ! No need for me to tell ! Because? I wont get prize kan telling eu all ! Hexhexhex ! So after we had everything that we need,we then proceed to Kallang KFC ! Thats da only outlet that we go whenever we feel like eating it ! Because there ah,da water free flow what ! Like the waterfall at 'Kota Tinggi' xD Somemore we fat sia ! Except Burn ah ! So,understanding lah(: Then i saw this two banglas ah ! They shared one mash potato,one small chicken and one regular drink together sia ! I pity them sials ! Even im hard on the outside,im soft in the inside ! Heehs. I feel like giving them one of my chickens since i bought Two-piece meal kan! But i didnt ! As i think of possibilities ! What if i gave my chicken to them and when they finish eating it,they went home with a 'LAMBO' car ! Or a 'HarleyDavidson' bike ! Then i will regret right ?! But eventually,when i saw them went back and they were just using their own legs ah! But too bad ah ! My chicken left with bones only what ! ahahahaha ! Then slack there for few minutes,then went buck home ! Called Pak Lang(Zool) to come and slack with us behind my house there ! Then we played guitar,joke around,tell ghost stories and orgy a little bit! Then we went buck home ! Here i am,blogging plus glaring at my fone so that to make sure it wont run away from me! HAHA ! Funny kan ? Okay it was lame-.- Have to admit it ah ! x)) So thats all my friends ! Will update again if da wheather allows me so ! Gaaah~ Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye my childhood warriors(;
; 2:10 AM
Yohoiiii ! Sorry uh i didnt post my blog for da past few days ! I cant post on last weekends because i was busy helping my friend,kiwi,fight monsters at Japan along with Ultraman !x)) But da reason why i didnt post yesterday was because i was damn tired sia ! Werking nye pasal ah ! I werk 9 hours yesterday and today,i werk Full-Day! Sial lah ! My legs were shaking sia and people thought i was doing shuffle-.- Okay,that was just a simple lie. ahahahah ! But da reason i post today is because tomorrow i dont have to werk ! Yippie ! Anyway,just came buck from so called 'Jogging' with my Mokrep uhs ! At ferst,i thought my mum let me go uhs jogging... Skali when i told her that im going out,she said.. "Go lah..Go..All dont want to listen to me !" Then i was quite upset~ So i didnt go out.. By da front door i mean.. I jumped down from my window with a parachute then i go meet Mokrep!x) So i met him around 12.40 in da morning and then we sat down for awhile~ I dont have da heart to jog when my ma'am dont allows me to.. I believe that when a mother dont allows her child to go somewhere,something bad will happen.. So i think of something that will happen to me if i continue jogging.. Then i told Mokrep lah.. "Eh if we jog ah,what if suddenly 10 Banglas chase us with parangs?" OR "What if da construction's Bulldozer suddenly started then it hit us till we end up ICU?" But still,he insist on continuing jogging. Eventually,we went for a jog~ About 400 metres only,we stopped at 7-11 store,bought mee-cup and super big gulp and sat under a void deck,enjoy da night breeze together!x)) Gemok sia kite!x] But when i mentioned 'Gemok',he kept on saying.. "Even if im fat,i always think that people appreciate me!" Watever lah Mokrep.. As long as ure happy lah~ahahah! And not forgetting,i have to admit that da jacket that i wore was damn stink sials! It smells like Camel's faeces fresh from the oven sia ! Not kidding eu sia ! Then i keep on making vomit faces ! Gaah~ But now im at home,blogging ! Away from my jacket~xD And to Rikh,i aint gay my friend ! Im just trying to express how greatful i am to have eu in my life ! HAHAHAHA ! Thats all my friends ! Im getting a new pair of slippers and a new fone as soon as possible! With my OWN money and not my brother's OR my sister's OR my mother's money okay ! Not like that particular person ! Wakaka ! Macam nak campak acid kat muke dier ah ! ahahahha ! I will update again only if i have bought da things that i need! Woo woo ! Gudnight&Love eu all~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Wednesday, October 15, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Peace upon you~ Hoho ! Today was enjoying ! Woohoo~ But before i start posting what i did today, i am so sorry to eu all if my last post was quite emotional! But quite only what !x)) Eh,eu all forgot ah ? This one my blog what ! wakaka ! But that post was seriously written from the bottom of my heart(: What to do,people always say;"Follow ur heart and dont follow what people say!" okay,lame-_- Nowonder people don't tag my blog! kekeke. Back to the story aites ! Today i went out 'Jalan Raye' with my ex-prison mates,AGAIN! With Rikh,Kiwi,Marwan and Khalil ! Normal people lah ! Except for Jon ah ! He got O'Level what tomorrow ! Kesian kau Jon ! Jangan masok ITE Geylang serai sudah!x] But thanks for taking my shades from Mr.Zaki ! Kalau tak,mesti dier nk step hensem biler dier tengah ajar ! Hurhur~ Anyway,today was our 4th time going jalan raye together ! Conferm eu all think.."Aiseyman..Mesti boring sia!" Well,ure wrong bebeah ! When we go jalan raye together,mesti gerek ! Cos we get to eat and get collections ! But we didnt switch on loud musics or sing out loudly anymore.. Becos later kena 'SAMAN' ! Macam pathetic nye bulu ketiak kan!-_-" But we still enjoyed our outing(: After da last house,we proceed to Rikh's house and slack there! We took off our baju kurongs and slack in Rikh's room like drug addicts!xD But im da only one that is out of shape! Tak per..Tak per..Nanty aku buat Cutting! Hehe! After like one and a half hour in his house,watching youtube and look at each other pubic hairs,my Ma'am called me! Scold me and said that i don't have a house and whatsoever... But i just kept quiet and said that im returning soon.. I won't talk back cos i dont want HER to talk back to her parents(: Macam SWEET&SOUR kan aku?? xD
Okay lah ! I have to go to work tomorrow ! So i need to sleep like a snorlex and let my Ma'am blow the Poke-flute so that i will be punctual to work! watiatia ! Gudnite&Love eu all!
Bye my people(;
Sunday, October 12, 2008 ; 11:56 PM
Ehk hi !x) My blog getting kinda boring and boring,am i right? Cos i dont have interesting stories to tell eu all lah~ But even i do,eu people just read and didnt tag,babirusa betol!-.- ahahahaha ! Okay lah,tag is not a must lah... I wont force eu people kays?(: Today was like a normal day to me... Wake up,eat,watch teevee then shower.. After that go to werk ! Werk just now was like babirusa punye bapak sedara sials ! I have to do display sey ! At ferst,i thought that it was easy lah.. But then,when i try doing it,haish..."Tuhan sajer yang tahu.." ahaha ! It was damn difficult hor ! I have to climb da ladder like Matt Hardy... Hang da display crayons and monkeys... Then it was not finish and my boss said i have to stay for awhile to finish it-.- Dier lah babirusa punye bapak sedara ! x)) Lucky i didnt do it alone! Wei liang helped me ! Actually wei liang and i were doing da display,not me alone(: Then after do hald of da monkey display,boss say da pattern was wrong! But that was da pattern sukarno told us to do.. Babinye sukarno ! "Aper saaaaaaaaakkkkkkkk !" ahahahaha ! Boss decided to continue da display thing on our next werking day which is on This coming thursday ! Haish~ After werk,went buck with Mokrep(Macam biaser lah),Nuraisha and Naryzan! They are like HAWT sia ! Excluding Mokrep lah,hehe! Sorry bro! But i see them as my Godsisters ah ! They treated me so nicely sey ! So i have to thanked God for letting me know them(: Then went our seperated ways.. Mokrep and i slack for awhile under his void deck... Talked about unrelevent things.. Did Flair little bit.. Then we went home~ Here i am,blogging with boring post ! Hoho! Luckily kiwi showed me this video ! Funny or what sia ! Go watch !
"Gurl number gurl ! Number...Number..." ahahahha ! Thats all people ! Sorry for didnt post for da past few days aites ! Gudnite&Love eu !
Bye people(;
Thursday, October 9, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Ehk Hello! How are eu people?(: Hope eu all okay lah... Limit-limit only like eu all broke ur legs or arms only lah~x) Okay my N-levels are finally over ! But im worried about da results! Hmm.. I have been having nightmares that i will go ITE Geylang Serai,Nitec Aircon course sia! ahahahaha ! Choy ah ! No lah..Just kidding~ Only had wet dreams only! kekekeke! So today after my last paper,i went buck home straight.. Reached home,changed,and then use da computer~ Then feel quite sleepy,i sleep for awhile ah.. Like from 10.30AM to 1.45PM.. Awhile only right?Maybe i should say that i took a nap ah~ahahaha! Then i wash up then i go meet da Boys~ Meeting Rikh,Kiwi and khalil at afgan there since they wanna buy dye.. Then meet Marwan and Jon and Blok Angin.. Before they dye,we go buy epok-epok to fill up our empty six-packs stomach uhs~ Hurhur! Then after eating,they started to dye~ But i didnt hor !(shooosh!) After about few hours,they washed and they saw da outcomes! Kiwi's hair,not so obvious..Rikh's hair,quite obvious but not evenly..Since khalil don wan obvious just like kiwi's,so Rikh dyed his hair..And 'Poof'! His da one with da most obvious one ! Wakaka ! Baek ah Rikh!x)) During da process,Nora came and slack with us for awhile~ Khalil,no offence uhs,but eu have no chance in Hell or Heaven sia! She's pretty but ure not a HUNK my friend~xD But cannot say lah hor? She dont go for looks.. So,all da best lah khalil...But strong feeling eu wont get lah! Wakaka! While slacking,suddenly there were this two HAWT chicks pass by us ! I was like Stunned ! So we asked them whether we could take a picture with them and guess what? They agreed sials ! Woohoo~ And here are da pictures ! Dont masturbate okay!!!xD This is da ferst one,hawt kan?(: Ooops ! I could see da Fish McNipples !ahahaha~ And here is da second one,her bestfriend i think~ Quite hawt too kan?x) So after we thanked them for letting us take a picture with them,they ran as fast as possible ! Maybe becos of Khalil ah! ahahaha !x)) So after about few minutes later,we proceed to Restu to have our meals! And Rikh,thanks for treating Ice Milo ! And sorry for da hair(: Then after eating,Kiwi and i went buck home.. I think da rest slack somemore uhs~ I went buck home,changed,then met Mokrep! His hair ! Quite nice ah..But quite only lah..ahaha ! But like Matrep ah ! Hoho ! Same goes to Aepul ! Semue nak feeling matrep ! kekeke ! After slack and slack,we go buck home~ And here am,blogging since my exams are over what!(: Maybe i will go 'Jalan Raya' again with da BOys tomorrow ! So i will try to keep eu all update,kays?(: But cannot promise cos my brother will coming back home this weekend! Babirusa betol !x) But dont eu cry tonight kays! Heexheex~ Gudnite&Love eu!
For da ferst time i didnt call eu names; Bye my wonderful people(;
Wednesday, October 8, 2008 ; 10:20 PM
Yohoooiiii Red Ants ! Today was fun and enjoying ! It never fails to make me smile(: Eu ants might be thinking that.."JailBerg mesti jumper mataer dier nye!" Well,eu guys are wrong bebeah!~ Da reason that im happy today was becos i had a great time with my ex-prison mates lah!x] Eventhough today was da second time we 'Jalan Raya' together,it was great sia! Never ending laughter siol ! With Brother Baby nye mepek..Kiwi's lame joke..Khalil always getting insult by us..Berg's irritating but funnny voice..Marwan's singing(Okay lah..Sing for da elderly at da CC there can lah..ahaha!)..Rikh's sarcasticness towards khalil..Hambali tak kelakar sgt uhs..HAHA! But his hair nice ! I love eu all sia ! Hope we will remain like this sia ! Just dont forget ur old friends when eu found ur new friends,kay?(: And to Khalil,I am very sorry if i insult eu but a person like eu should be insulted! ahahahahaha ! Next year nye raye,aku minta maaf kays?x)) Well,tomorrow will be my last paper and its over ! Design&Technology lah sia ! Bodoh nye Ah Teh ! Ajar tak betol,ader hati suroh kite kasi dier Thank you card ! Chimak nye orang tue ! Hoho ! So wish me all da best okays?(: Gudnite&Love eu Mighty Red Ants !
Bye my Red Ants(;
Tuesday, October 7, 2008 ; 11:58 PM
Greetings my Lobsters ! Today was quite boring lah ! But at least i did something healthy what! Hurhur ! Somemore i am not smoking,but still,overall..I am not fit.________. I dont have any idea why i am not fit eventhough i dont smoke or drink! But i only take drugs what ! ahahahah ! Kay that was just a joke ! Crazy ah i take drugs ! Even if i do,i wont tell eu lobsters what ! Who knows? Ur father could be a CNB officer and have a blog ! Conferm he will ask me to link him sia ! Watiatia ! Kay enough of da drugs thingy~ But still,i cannot accept da fact that im not fit ! BAIRUSA BETOOOOOOL ! Haish,hope i will get da answer soon!=D By da way ! Even if im not fit,but when running away from police,my mother,teachers,dogs,people that asking for donations at interchange and so on..I will be da ferst one sia ! Cool kan? That is why i am not totally upset with myself! Heehs! Enough of me and blog about what i did today ! From morning until around 4 in da afternoon,i just slept like Snorlex ! Since i dont have any plans today,i sleep only lah ! Sleep can be healthy too,ehk? ahahahaha! I was woken up by my msg tone,hoping that da msg that i received will make me get up and not continue sleeping ! It was from Mokrep ! Asking me to go eat Yong Tau Foo at s11 ! Aku pon layankan ajer lah ! At that time,im like hungry like a babirusa ! So i agreed and met him around 5 at his void deck~ Met him and then suplex each other..Then we proceed to s11 ! We ate like there is no tomorrow sia ! Relex for awhile and then i feel like making chocolate pudding sia ! So i went to da toilet outside,quite clean lah becos must pay what-.- Da cubicle can bring Go-cart sey ! I loike ! Then after finish shiting,we proceed to 205,our usual place to slack(: Still,my stomach was making trouble but i chill ah.. Like around 9 pm we went buck home uhs ! After i reached home,shit again,then i meet kiwi to do something healthy ! We were going for a jog lah sey ! Healthy,kan kan kan?(: Met him at church there,stretch infront of traffic light then we started to jog! Okay lah..We jogged not that far lah.. From Tampines to Bedok Reservoir only what ! ahahahaha~ Then after reached at our destination there,we continue jogging but not that far lah~ Kiwi thought he saw something lah ! He said he saw a white figure on top of a random tree! I was quite shocked when he told me that!(Making a shocking face) Then i asked him to show me where da thing is.. But there was no sign of it.. When looking around,i thought i saw a pair of eyes lah! On top of a random tree too~ At ferst i couldnt believe my eyes lah.. So i just think of possibilities ! So i think that da pair of eyes might belongs to a Bangladesh worker who was trying to stalk us ! Maybe he was trying to stalk kiwi since kiwi is attractive to them ! ahahahaha! So we just walked towards da water-cooler,drink until there is no water left,then we jogged buck home ! Aku nye pace slow sia ! Understanding lah.. I fat what ! ahahaha! Go 7-11 at kiwi's area there.. Slack for awhile only.. Then i went buck home ! Here i am,blogging with an empty stomach ! )): Hungry sia ! My brother ah ! Go and eat my 'Rojak Keling' ! Pity kan me ?): ahahahaha ! Tomorrow my ex-prison mates and i will go jalan raya and find more victims again! This time,we make sure we cover more house than yesterday yesterday~x)) Thats all for today my lobsters ! I will update again tomorrow.. IF God willing lah kan(: Gudnite&Love eu all~
Bye my lobsters(;
Monday, October 6, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Hey Hey Hey ! How wow eu my fellow sucker fishes ?x)) Today im not so tired and i had da chance to blog.. After decades i didnt blog,kan kan kan? Heehs~ But ferst of all ! Da person above is not my father,uncle,my brother's friend or da guy that sells dendeng at bazaar that time okay ! Thats da One and Only JailBerg ! Hurhur ! Fat?Big size?Ugly?Short?Not handsome?Not cute?Hair sucks? Well i dont care cos this is my life ! I didnt make ur life difficult wad ! Okay maybe sometimes lah especially when i make da lift 'Overload' and da door wont close and it wont start to move up or down ! But its not my fault wad ! Who ask da person who make da lift to put da maximum weight so low ! Babirusa betol !ahahahaha ! But its alright cos im touched that there are people who can accept me as who i am! Especially HER ! woohoo ! Thanks ehk gurl(: Enough talking about me ! Lets blog about wad happened today! Hehes!x) Today my ex-prison mates and i went jalan raya ! So many people sia until da bus also not enough ! They were Rikh,Khalil,Kiwi,Marwan,Brother Baby,Jona and Berg! ahahahah ! Many kan? Hurhur~ Ferstly,i met Rikh,Kiwi,Marwan,Khalil and Jona at Blok Angin ! Was supposed to meet at small Mac but donnoe why last minute changed ! Pity our Brother Baby sia ! He was da one that reached small Mac ferst and waited for us ! But then ! We didnt proceed to small Mac ! Instead,we went to da ferst victim for today's outing ! Hoho! So we asked Brother Baby to meet us at da void deck of da victim's house ! kekeke! Still ! We made him wait for us sia ! Sorry uh Brother Baby ! Hari Raya wad ! Give face ah ! ahahaha! Da one that make all of us late was Jona ! He is not Malay Muslim lah but we invited him cos i think he have da potential to convert into Islam! x)) But he understand our language uhs ! Power kan?ahahaha! Then after Jona arrived,then we proceed to meet Brother baby and then we proceed to Nora's house ! Our very ferst victim and da best house of da day! Baek kepeeeer ! In case eu all donnoe who is she ! Well she's our ex-prison mate also and a rock climber ! So dont underestimate her okay ! wakaka! We ate Mee Hoon,fart2 at her living room,looked at her old photos(She used to be FAT sia! ahahaha!) and line up to get our 'collection' ! Hoho ! Then after we get our 'collection',threw da envelope and put da money in our wallet ! kekekeke ! But i didnt okay ! I got respect siket uhs ! ahahaha! Then we proceed to Mira's house by public transport-SBS bus ! Hehs! When i met her,i noticed that she's quite hawt sia ! Quite only uhs~x) But serious,others also did noticed sia ! But i noticed ferst ah! Kokokoko! Da same thing..Fart2 then drink then line up again to get our 'collection' !Thats our routine whenever we go to someone's house for Hari Raya !x] Then we proceed to my Nenek's house since my mother was there and no one was at home! So walked from Mira's house to our destination ! Not that far lah kan..Limit2 'Ketiak Basah' only lah ! xD So once we reached at my nenek's house,we did our routine then proceed to da next victim! We went to Hasyer's house next ! We ate 'satay' and did our routine then we evacuate from da house ! ahahahah! After that,we went to Berg's house ! He was quite shocked when we didnt invite him to 'Jalan Raya' with us ! Haha ! We thought that he was going out but actually,he did not ! Huhu ! So from there,he joined us to find victims ! Did da same routine,without fail one ah ! aahahah! Then we proceed to small's house,followed by Farah's house,followed by Fiqah's house,followed by MataerMarwan's house,followed by Zee's house then took da cap and went to Rikh's house,which will be da last house for today(: Slack for like an hour at his house,talked about things that were not relevant then we go buck home ! Jona,Kiwi and i took da cap home,again,as im lazy to walk to da bus stop ! kekekeke ! Da rest;Marwan,Berg and Khalil go 'lepak' for awhile lah ! And here i am,blogging like as if my exams are over ! But to me,its over uh but its not officially ! Hoho ! My last paper is D&T and will be on this coming Thursday! Pray for da best for me,kays?(: Maybe this coming wednesday we will go find victims again ! Yohoiiiiii!~ So therefore,i conclude that today's outing was Fun and Enjoying(: Gudnite&Love eu all bebeah!~
Bye my sucker fishes(;
Sunday, October 5, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Hey Squirtles !x) Sorry for not updating my blog for da past few days! My brother was at home what ! Understanding lah ! Hoho~ Well,Now i had da chance to lah.. But the problem is.. I sleepy ready sials ! Type also close my eyes okay ! Hurhur ! So i will update eu tomorrow,kays?(: Gudnite&Love eu ! ahahahahaha~
Bye little Squirtles(;
Friday, October 3, 2008 ; 8:30 PM
Ehk Hi ! Have eu fishes had ur meal already?(x Okey,not funny lah JailBerg-.- Today is da day after yesterday ! Woohoo~ Eventhough there was no special occasion today,im quite happy(: But still,it makes me feel sad seing other family go 'Jalan Raya' uhs~ Cant blame anyone per.. But im glad they are happy.. Eventhough i donnoe them ! Hurhur ! So today,mokrep and i met Nana Adeq Gurl and BEAAAAAAA ! I just love her name ! Huxhux! ahahahaha ! She got a nice name uhs ! Rabiatuladawiyah ! Cool or what? Hoho. And not forgeting Nur Amalina lah ! But i prefer da name Adeq Gurl ! Wakaka ! She should thank Mokrep ah for giving her that beautiful name ! Suit with da person(: So just now we just studied,not quite lah actually cos all da time we talk and talk then vomit ! Haish~ ahahaha! Then while 'studying' at McCafe at Bedok there,Mia Nymfat arrived and joined us! So,we still carry on talking and talking and vomiting~ Hurhur! After that,we went back home ! But before mokrep and i went buck home,we eat something ferst lah ! We label da food 'Setan Love' ! ahahahaha ! All this underground uhs~ kekeke! So after that,we fart for few minutes,then we head bck home~ Here i am,blogging macam babirusa ! Btw,I will not blog until sunday night as my brother will be buck today ! Sebok ajer kan kan kan?x)) But anyway,i will try my best to update kays?(: Gudnite&Love eu fishes lah sey!
Bye my powerful fishes(;
Thursday, October 2, 2008 ; 11:20 PM
Hey fishes ! Sorry i didnt post for da last few days! Kinda busy with da preparations for Hari Raya~ And somemore my brother was at home.. So yeah,i dont have da chance to use da computer lah...Haish... I am not sure why im not being myself lately.. Maybe becos of my N-Levels..Or maybe..Naah,im not sure lah! I just wanna dive into ur wonderful fish tank and be free,can can can?(: But sadly,i couldnt fit in! Haish..): I just wanna tell eu fishes,but promise me eu all wont tell da turtles,lobster,etc. Kays? HAHA ! Kay lame-.- Im kinda bored with my life lah lately~ Eu all tell me lah ! Hari raya or not hari raya,is da same to me sia.. I dont see da difference..Da only difference is that i get to eat 'ketupat' and wear nice baju kurungs~ My family and ur family are not da same ! Eu fishes may thought that i am happy as i always laugh.. Eu fishes may call and i can tell eu that i am 'ok' but eu cant tell that deep underneath my voice is just a lie`~ My personality is bery simple ! I dont like telling people my problems ! Da only person in this world whom i trust most and i always share my problems with is none other than MOKREP ! He may talk craps and may look like he dont bother about me but deep inside i know that he really care about my problems that im facing ! Not trying to be gay uh but its true ah ! We've been friends since we were primary two sia ! (Zaman kite slalu curik fishballs each other !) So everytime if i have any problem,he will be da ferst one to know~ But not all problems lah..Some problems i kept it to myself~ So back to my story! So maybe i see other family,enjoying themselves.. Walked together as a one.. Joke around with their own siblings.. It kinda makes me envy of them and upset~ And to add on to my sadness,i just had a fight with my mum just now sey! Becos of my sickening brother uhs ! Bodoh nye toyol ! Grr~ He go and stick his chewing gum underneath my fan and put da fan on da floor..He sticked it for like.. Years?! No lah..Just bought da fan ! Hurhur. Then when i like want to lift it up,it was like difficult sia.. Then i got angry,i turned into Hulk,a fat one,and scold my brother ! Keep on saying that he's stupid ! I know its not nice but da chewing gum thingy is much much more not nice kan?! Haish.. Then my mum started to nag ! And im at fault too ! I go and say lah.." If want to give a speech,go mosque lah~ " I know i shouldnt have said that ! That wasnt myself sia! Actually,that was my old self ! I have changed ! But maybe becos im not being myself lately,i speak without using my oily brains ! Haish.. I regreted saying that to her ! If only i have cash now and buy her a rose and say i am sorry,things will change it a split second ! Hoho! No lah..I am not as daring as that ! But at least i've got da idea per,kan kan kan?(: And to add to my sadness again,tomorrow is my Maths paper two ! Kepala Blastoise siak ! I did study for my maths,especially paper one..But i did my paper one already,it was tough ! And now,i dont have da confidence in me ! I just have to pray to God that i can do da paper ! But im werry that God will not let it happen cos i just fought with my mum,make sense per ! So that is why im so down right now ! If only i had a parachute,i would have jump down from my window and let da wind take me away~ But singapore where got windy ?! somemore in tampines ! Taik Goreng nye Rebos kan ! If plug many fans also no use what ! Somemore da fan below got chewing gum-__- Ahhhhhhhhh ! I Hope tomorrow will be a better day and things will change as per normal ! Hope for da best for me kays? Gudnite&Love eu fishes !
Bye my beloved ones(;
JailBerg™
The Unique one.
Hi.
Just call me Alon.
Pronounce as 'Ah-Loan'
Temasek Design School
Diploma in Environment Design. But havent get ahh.
A few people say i funny but somehow i dont think i am. Cause i feel like an emo-kid in sch.
So just open ur Goldfish eyes big-big & enjoy the shits that im gonna post(:
