Monday, November 30, 2009 ; 12:19 AM
Okay.
Im going to start working in another hour.
Ouh,today will be my first day working.
Same goes for Kiwi.
Hope we can work consistently,God willing.
Despite knowing that im going to work during wee hours,i didnt sleep._.
Just pray hard that i wont fall asleep at the bus stop uh.
I mean while waiting for the transport.
I want to shit. The toilet bowl is calling out my name.."Alon..Alon.."
So yeah,got to go my lalangs.
Goodnight.
(Remember,don't fall in love.)
Sunday, November 29, 2009 ; 12:36 AM
If there are variety of questions that i have to answer in order to win that one million dollar,i would definitely LOVE to answer this.
Question: Why do you want to be slim and not fat,mister?
Answer:Well,thats fucking easy Ma'am. I am just sick and tired of having a women's BREAST instead of man's CHEST.
Well,guess that i just won a million dollar.-.-
Goodnight.
(Remember,don't fall in love.)
Labels: Even if i want to fall in love, that will be IMPOSSIBLE.
Friday, November 27, 2009 ; 10:46 PM
Hey pearls.
Today was my lucky day!
Let me story to you all why.
After going to Friday prayers,i went to roam around Tampines Mall.
As i was roaming around,i felt hungry and i find a place to eat.
I sat down at Long John Silver and waited for the counter to clear as there were many animals,i mean humans.
After the sun set and the moon arise,i ordered my food.
While i was holding the tray and was on my way back to the table,i noticed a nyonya was staring at me and i stared back at her.
Then,we stared at the one and only table that was unoccupied.
The place was packed.
With the speed of sound 330 m/s,i dashed to the table and placed my tray on it just in time. But!
To ensure that i really own the table,i speared her with all my might.
I won. A sudden victory song played at the background and people around me were cheering on me. I just waved and smile back.
After 6 minutes,i could not finish up my food. There was only one fries left.
I stared at the fries for half an hour,thinking whether i should eat it or not.
Suddenly,a tornado passed through Long John Silver.
A tornado of crazy girls. They were chasing something or somebody.
I wondered why.
So i decided on what to do with the fries.
I ate half of it and left the other half. Smart huh.
Since i was curious,i quickly tailed those girls.
They really surprised me. Never it crosses my mind that they would go this far just to chase that something or somebody.
You all imagine.*Please close your eyes*
They chased this thingy from Tampines Mall to Tampines One!
Do you know how far is that?
Well,i didnt have a measuring tape at that time so i cant measure,sorry.
But i can assure you that its very far.
Anyway,despite the distance,i persevered and keep on tailing them.
Until they reached at the basement of Tampines One,they finally stop.
I was glad.
I hide behind the green dustbin and i dont know why.
Cause it was useless. People can still see me eventhough i hide behind it.
Im just a little too big to hide behind a dustbin i guess.
And i have no idea how but i took out a binoculars from my small pocket.
Still,the girls covered this thingy that they were chasing at and i was unable to see what was it.
I gathered all the courage that i have in me and crawl towards them.
Im not surprised! No wonder these girls were chasing this thingy.
This thingy is actually a local band that is quite famous for those who always go to Esplanade to watch the gigs.
Want to know which band im refering to? Check it out Gentlemens and Prostitutes!^^
They are,'THE MIGHTY BLACK ANTS'!xD P.s:Thanks for taking the picture Noraa,our lovely Godsister!x))
From the left-
Johny(Vocalist),Jocky(Lead Guitarist),Jolly(Base guitarist),Jimmy(Second Guitarist) and Jeelily(Drummer).
Do support them by attending their gigs!
And their new album is coming out soon.
So dont miss it.
Actually,if you want to know the truth,after my friday prayers,i went back home and sleep. So today,i was at home the whole afternoon and night.
Story above,it was just a lie.(:
My brother just went to the airport just now to go for his service in Taiwan.
Hope he return safely. Oh nonono,not that i care about his safety.
Just that i want some souvenirs from Taiwan. Haha. Joking only.
Kay ah. Thats all.
Goodnight!
(Remember,don't fall in love)
Labels: Oh, please excuse me if i use inappropriate words.
Monday, November 23, 2009 ; 11:36 PM
Hi once again.
Shocked right i update everyday?
Well,soo freee what.
But too free also can be boring uh.
Btw,i just realised that im quite sick uh.. Quite only..
Due to all the rainings and tornados uh..
Got a lot of flam sia.
Can be irritating at times.
Since i dont have a job YET! See,its not that im lazy..
Just that the jobs dont want me..
I have looked all kinds of job but none did not call me.
Actually,i only applied for one uh and thats Uni Qlo..xD
Okay enough of that.
Like i said,everyday im free sia-.-
So i tried to learn how to play songs like 'You are so Beautiful' by Joe Cocker with a guitar uh.
I know how to play guitar okay!
Only like 5 chords?x))
At least im making full use of myself what. :D
So i learn and learn and i threw the guitar one side and play psp!
Monster Hunter babe! Best right! Hehe!
So now if im bored,i'll just play my psp lor!^^
But i cant be doing this till next yaer siaa..
So im still hoping for a job uh.
And Oh! If any of you people needs a listening ear of whatsoever,you can definitely turn to me cause im freee!x)
Doesnt matter if you're a stranger to me! But if stranger,must be a Fat Chick uh! Hahah!
Kay ah.
I think i wanna shit but see the bowl ah.
If lose appetite to shit,then just sleep uh. Hee.
Goodnight!
(Remember,don't fall in love.)
Sunday, November 22, 2009 ; 10:49 PM
Konekchiwawa.
Today was a tiring day for me.
But i think those who were working today must be more tired than i am.
Therefore,i respect you for working very hard!^^
Basically,i was bored at home.
One thing,i dont have a living fish at home so cannot fishing uh. )=
Then another thing,want to play 'Heles'(The shoes with wheels at the back) but cant fit.____.
So i just stared at my fan oscillating for like hundreds of times.
Then i just could not take it anymore and quickly got ready and out of the house.
I went to the gym alone.___.
Not emo ah.
Its just that i love roaming around alone uh.
After 1 hour and few seconds of working out,i went to my friend's house to transfer games into my psp.
And Oh! Did i mention to you that there were no Fat Chicks while i was working out?!
Damn that $1.50 not worth it sia. If no fat chicks,bibiks will do what!xD
Then after transfer games,we suplex each other and i went back home by riding on my dragon's back.
Reached home and had a meal ah.
After doing so,i went out again to play street soccer.
5 hours later,i didnt realise that i was infront of my house.
So just knock the door and my brother opened it.
But i went through the window uh.
Here i am right now,blogging with a boring face.
Oh! TPRAWKS organized an outing at Sentosa!
I was very happy but when i looked down at my tummy,that smile of mine frown.):
But nevertheless,i will definitely go! Fat or not fat,i still human what!x)
Kay now im getting ready to Mokrep's house.
He forced me to come despite im folking tired.
Cause he said got orgy and all of them are maids.
So this one must-go event sia. xD
Goodnight!
(Remember,don't fall in love)
Saturday, November 21, 2009 ; 10:24 PM
Eh!
I want to learn how to roller-blade ah.
Is there anyone out there who can teach me?
Better if its a fat chick ah!xD
Nah,joking only.
But seriously,i find it kinda fun ah.
At the same time,scary too.
I scared that i would break my ankle in two and unable to wear a pair of shoes anymore._.
Furthermore,you can feel the wind brushing through your curly hair.
Wah sebei syiok!
I also want to do ice-skating!^^
But you peanutheads must have known the BARRIER uh.
MONEY!-.-
Grr. All need money sia.
If pay by stones kan better.
Kay ah.
I think i want to try asking for a job that mostly people wont want it.
Killing crows using a rifle in public areas?x)
Okay what.
No need to run or apply so much force sia. Hehe!
Goodnight.
Labels: Can i be as cool as you?^^
Friday, November 20, 2009 ; 11:17 PM
One,i looked around and everyone was gone..
Two,i was lost and dont know what to do..
Three,sitting alone in the night-along the sea..
Four,after what i have done for you,why did you do this to me,whore?
Five,vent my anger by hitting the bee-hive..
And i end up hurting my ownself.
WHY? WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY?!!!!
Why did you do this to me,Oh Bank!
Why are you running out of cash?
How am i to survive in this world,full of things with price tags?
Haish. My life will be such a bore with no cash in my cookie monster. )):
Even lepak needs mesos man! Or else how to buy drink?
Want to buy 'air kotak'(Box drink) also cannot..
Lucky i never smoke..
Or else how? Take grass and make my own weed ah?-.-
Damn i need a job. Damn i need a job.
Cant go back to Escape Themepark since i was recruited there before.
Which job that doesnt care that im fat? Except for F&B please.
That one chop2 100% cannot uh. Im not good at handling them.
God Almighty,please give me a good job please!^^
Okay apart from that,i think i wanna change the way i am right now.
As in not that i wanna stop talking shits ah..x)
I wanna be person that doesnt believe in love,can i?(:
Would that be possible?^^
Ouh nonono.. Im not turning into emo cause basically my hair very curly..
If wanna keep fringe so that can cover one eye,i would look like the next Shrek?x))
You must be asking me why i dont want to believe in love,right?
Well frankly speaking,i have no idea as well.. Haha!.__.
Maybe because of this uh..
If this couple love each other,then why in the end,they hurt each other,right??
Ouh nonono.. Im not refering to any of my friends or myself uh.
I dont have a girlfriend for like 20 years?xD
Even if i do,she must be playing around with me cause she thinks that im a clown with a red ball on my nose which eventually can be fool around. I guessed. Haa.
So yeah. Hope i could maintain in this way.
If in future you people saw me with a girlfriend,you can just kick me in the ASS aites!xD
Goodnight.
I hope tonight there will be meteor storm-.-
Thursday, November 19, 2009 ; 1:43 PM
Oi.
Like i promised..
Wait,i got promise ah? Nvm.
I will post some pictures ah.
But only from Day 2 and Day 3 uh cause Day 1 i very shy ah.
So everytime i see a camera,i'll hide.
Despite the camera was on the floor/table/chair and no one is using it.-.-
Just joking. Oh,and its lame lah my joke.
so yeah,here are the pictures...
Rikh:Err.. Later the game got frog not? I phobia uh.
Me:Ouh.. Thats nice! Lunch will be in 10 minutes time huh! Yohoiii!x)
Rikh:Ooo.. Why got hairs coming out from your nose shey?xD
Me:See my gestures! Got pontential to become Kris Allen not?? Got right!
Helmi:Aiyaa.. From just now still cannot get the answer ah? Sebei sian laa. Haha.
Rikh:Okay lets follow my tempo and sing National Anthem nice2 okay children?(:
Helmi:You put your hands like this ah.. I tell you one ah.. You can feel like got power ah.. You get what im trying to say not?!
Me:I told you i can become like Kris Allen!xD
Me:Eh! Got fat chick over there siaa! Waah so tempting sia!x)
Rikh:Ya laa! Sebei jialat! I cannot control ahh! So hot siaaaaaaa!
Farah:Haish.. Why both of them love fat chicks. So jealous lei. xD
Puding:Eh.. Eh! Like this ah? How to dance sia?
Rikh:Aiyaa.. Just dance like chicken laa.. That one also donnoe.. Stupid laa you..xD
Kiwi:Like this lah! Ewah! Ewah!
Me:How? I look like Fat chicken not?^^
Taiwan Boy:Huuh? I is dont sure ah. Haha.
Puding's and my face obviously turns you girls on,am i right?xD
Cool huh the pic! Like what people say,"Its not about the face,its about the size of the picture! Haa-.-"
Rideeeee ooonnnnnn!xD
Err.. No comment ah. Its just that kiwi and i are awesome. Haha.
Once again,cool ah.
Hawtstuuf huh!xD The one with the white hair band,he's one of our Pack leaders! Haa.
He's not our pack leader ah.. He is.. Hmm.. Aper name dier.. Huh! SleeQ part 1 ah!xD
SleeQ part 2!xD Cool ah they all~
Kay ah. Thats all. Haha.
If you wanna see more,just go to facebook and type TPRAWKS! Next year you all must go ah! For those who just finished their O' lvls ah.. Not like Charmender!(A boy that looks like one ah. Haha.)
Oh and not forgetting!
Everyone received a card where people can sign and write their comments!
And here's mine!^^
Got two cards ah.
All from my group ah!
"You Rox my Tummy. I wish all the best for O's! Hi!" By Zurikh.(Kental right?xD)
"Dearest FAZZ!:D Thanks for always being so enthu! Hope we'll see each other in TP next year! xoxo,Brenda."(Yeah,hope so! Thanks aites!)
"Hi fadJ!!! You look good in casual. And you've stop blowing your breath to my face. Good. Hehe. See you in Springfield on results day." By ff.(Okay new friend!xD)
"Hellos! You were very entertaining especially when you give that O.o look. Haha.:)
Thanks for the laughter!:) *Hug*" By Gui Mei.(Our JieJie! Haha.)
"Hello! You're LOUD! Stay Loud and smile!(=" By Naadira.(Haha! You too aites!)
"hello! You're loud and you rock!:)" By arina.(Haha. She gave me another comment on my second card cause i wrote something very sweet on her's!xD)
"Fazzy!! Enthu to the max! You and Zurikh made my day on these few days!! Thank you guys soooo much!<3 Dean." By Dean.(He's our Pack leader! He's very2 tall too and he's the same age as me-.- Haha!)
"Love the way when you scream&try to have fun. Keep it going.<3 Chelsea." By Chelsea.(Thanks. You too! Serious shit,your name super cool uh! Haa.)
"Hey! The other loud person! Stay happy aight. See ya-Rahim." By Rahim.(You were definitely shocked right when i can tell that you're from saint Patrick by just looking at your face?x) Well,its fake uh. Haha. That time you wore Saint Pat PE shirt laa. xD)
"Hi Faz! You're a fun person to be around,stay cheery!" By JianYi.(Haha. Thanks. Eh once i install Dota,we play together ah!xD)
"Helloooo! You're reeeally cool ya know,forever smiling&cheerful. Do stay that way yeah! Good luck in choosing da courses!" By Jess.(Haha. You too! Good luck!)
"hello! Sorry no space! Its so fun knowing you! Add me on Facebook! xoxo,Kimmy." By Kimmy.(Oh,sure.Haha.)
On the second card..
"Hey Fazzy!!! Exterior Design right?!! All the best okay! Really hope to see you in TP! Oh. You are soooo enthu!! Nice knowing ya!" By Christine.(Haha. Actually,im aiming for Environmental Design ah. So can make playground^^)
"Hey-yo! It has been a really great 3-days camp&knowing you as one of the ENTHU'S! Really adds the plus points! STAY ENTHU,yea? P.s Good luck for your results!=D"
By Raudhah.(Haha. Youre enthu too. Thanks and good luck to you too!)
Lastly,arina's second comment..
"hello! You're an ASS for calling me Geeky! You look damn familiar.. Nice having a conversation with you."
Hahah! Sweet of me right for calling her Geeky?xD
Kay thats about it! I think i should do something about my body. I look like a Blastoise(A pokemon) in a picture!):
And of course! I wont forget you all,AFRO GREEN!
Marvelous ah you all!
Those people from my group,if you seems to pass by my blog,do tag aites!((:
Bye.
Wednesday, November 18, 2009 ; 11:58 PM
Hi.
Just came back from TPRAWKS.
After a long 3 days camp.
But not overnight in a tent ah.
They chase us out after it strikes 7.30.
No lah,joking only.
Guess what?
Temasek Poly is the best place to educate yourself!
No jokes from Mr.Hines ah i tell you all!(:
From the first day up till the third day,it was AWESOME!
Wait,its not awesome but i just couldnt think of any good vocabs to elaborate on how SYIOK the camp was!x)
Haish.. But you see laa.. You all look at my Fat-tart face..
Where can go to a poly like Temasek? Haish once again.
Why God made me stupid?);
Well,God is fair. Everyone is good at something.
But what is the use when youre good at eating only?-.-
I will just accept the fate.):
Anyway,i am definitely gonna miss the people!
Especially.. Err..
Actually i miss the food first ah then the people! Hahah. The food sebei nice lor!
Okay back to the people.
I am gonna miss my Pack leaders and my group members,AFRO GREEN!(((((:
Kay lah. Update you the pictures next time on Kids Central.
Bye.
Labels: TP cool ah.
Monday, November 9, 2009 ; 11:54 AM
Okay. I promised that i will announce the winner of the latest gameshow!
And i will,right now! Excited? Sure you'll gonna be!((:
So who do think its gonna be?
CRAZY PANDA? 152 votes!
SPEEDY STAR? 113 votes!
ANGRY DRAGON? 124 votes!
MR UNAGI? 3 votes!x)
FURY BEAVER? 108 votes!
LITTLE TONY? 10 votes!x)
THE CHECKMATE? 2 votes!x)
Who will it be?
Despite CRAZY PANDA has the highest votes,doesnt mean he will be the winner!
As the vote is only 10% where else the another 90% will be judge by the producer!x)
You really want to know who will be crown the best fighter?(:
Will announce after the break!
5 minutes 1/2 seconds later...
Okay! We are back from the break!
Since my producer just did breakdance-.-
And the winner of this fabulous gameshow is...
Yohoiiiiii ! The one&only MOKREP!xD
I know you people must be terribly shocked as MOKREP is not in the list!
But who cares? Im the producer what!xD
If in composition,there's a twist..
Why not in a gameshow! Hahahaha!
Sorry ah for those who had voted endlessly!x))
But dont you all hate my blog.. Heh.
Cause next,we will have a new game called,"Which picture is the most unique?"
The prize,again,will be a luxurious prize ever!xD
First up,we have Picture A..
"Water the plant each day,keeps the doctor away!x)"
Secondly,we have Picture B..
"This is what trolleys are made for! Kiwi so kiuk!x)"
Thirdly,we have Picture C..
"No money,No honey! Want some? Get some! Grrrr~ x)"
Forthly,we have Picture D..
"Have you seen the face of a Giant Housefly?Well,you're looking at it now!x)"
Last but not least,Picture E!
"What the Folk you looking at huh?! Want a half-boiled hotdog huh!xD"
So thats about it! Im sorry,there are only 5 pictures to vote!
But still,okay what!(:
I tried my best to find unique pictures.
So no regrets uh.
Please keep on voting aites!
This is the only way to keep my blog breathing.______.
Thank you for coming.
Labels: Fishing rod and equipments are ready-only left with friends and the day itself. yay.
