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Sunday, February 28, 2010 ; 12:03 AM

Hi.
Just came back from BBQ-ing/Gathering with tuition mates and teachers.
It was not a blast.
But to me,it was kinda touching eventhough i didnt show. Haa.
Meeting back my tuition mates and teachers just bring back those sweet memories.
After for like few months not meeting them uh.(:
AND! We celebrated Teacher Yaya's Birthday too!
Actually an advance birthday uh cause her birthday falls on..
Err.. Cant remember uh..x))
So after singing birthday song to her,i was forced to sing for her a song.
Hahah. Kay ah,not forced lah. I sincere. Hee.
I sang few verse of 'Kal ho naa ho' song,one line of 'Selamat ulang tahun' and the chinese song 'Tong hua'..xD
While i was 'singing'(Terrible siaa.. Haa),i looked into her eyes uh..
Yes,she was laughing uh but somehow i can sense that deep inside,its full of sorrow.
Dont know uh if im wrong. Hahah.
But she's a nice person to have in your life uh.
Im very proud to have a teacher like her(:
If im only her student and im proud of her,her children must be much2 more proud to have a strong mother like her,right? Hex.
Eventhough shes my tuition teacher,she's much2 more caring than my form teacher.
True siaa!xD
I know she wont read my blog laa..
But i just want to wish her all the best in future with her life&family..
May she live a longer and cheerful life uh.
I will always remember you,Cikbobob(I dont know how to spell uh. Haa.),Wai kit,Meng Meng and all the teachers that are teaching in Yaya Tuition Center.
Partly because my slippers were stolen there sia! Haa.
Oh! And i wanna thank Teacher Yaya for giving each and every one of us a token for our success..
She gave us $50 sia-.-
Generous gile babi or what! She's much2 more generous than Ellen Degenerous uh!x)
Kay ah.
Picture will upload when i have them uh.
For now,goodnight!

P.s-Happy Birthday Girl! Eh.. I mean Aunty Yaya!xD





Friday, February 26, 2010 ; 12:21 AM

The real world?
Am i ready to face it?
Im not sure.
Can i survive? Hmm.
I just pray hard that i'll meet good people.
Going to school is no longer an excitement to me anymore. ):

Goodnight.
P.s-Thanks for the 'Penis' keychain Puding! Love it!xD

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Tuesday, February 23, 2010 ; 1:20 AM

Hi.
Just came back from watching 'My name is Khan'.
And it was awesome.
To me,its an inspiring story uh.
Not so sad uh cause i didnt cry a single tear.
Just watery,thats all. Haa.
I recommend you all to watch uh.
Better if you watch with your love ones.(:
But just dont get kinky uh in the cinema. Box your face then you know-.-
So you all better watch uh.
And i was blown away..
Due to the price of the ticket!x)
Only four of us watched uh..
Me,Rikh,Kiwi and Jon.
And the price for the tickets is $40.
So i asked why uh.

Me:Hmm.. May i know why is it $10 per ticket?
GV boy:Because it is a hindustan movie.
Me:Ouh.. OKay.

Whaaaaaaat siaaaaaaaa.
Just because its a hindustan movie,then must charge more ah?
But i think i understand uh.
Cause the movie long mah.
So the person who wait outside and carry the garbage bag must wait very long uh.
Reasonable uh. xD
Kay ah.
I'll be working in two hours time.
And i cant sleep.
Fucking shit.
Goodnight.
And oh!
My name is Alon and im just a normal fat boy. x))





Monday, February 22, 2010 ; 12:58 AM


Hi.
The lady that always serve me when i want to buy bandung at Rasa 21 is beautiful.
I know i shouldnt say this cause she might be as old as my mother.
But from her face,maybe slightly younger uh.
And she look like one of the malaysian actress.
Seriously,it feels like love at first sight._.
Feels like only,but its not.
If only she's the same age as me,it would be great.
Well,i wont be a typical one by asking her number uh.
I will just ask her hand in marriage.(: Hahah.
Kay ah.
Craving for bandung but no where to get at this hour.
So i'll just sleep uh.
Goodnight.

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Thursday, February 18, 2010 ; 11:25 PM


YESSSSS AHHHHHH!
Andrew Garcia is in the top 24!
Told you he is talented!(:
And trust me,true talent will shine.
He confirm go finals ahh.
I will vote for him.
Wait,is that possible?x)
Nvm ah.. If cannot vote,then i'll pray for his success uh!
Btw,the picture above,like Andrew Garcia or not?xD
Oh,dont mind the crazy girl beside me.
I have no idea who she is.
She just bust into our room and shiok sendiri ah at that time.. Haaaa!
Kay ah.
I want to practice my vocal by doing a cover on 'Sunday morning' By Maroon 5. :D
Goodnight.

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Wednesday, February 17, 2010 ; 10:30 PM


HAHAHA! Epic or not?!
Authentic to the far extent siaaaaa this one!xD
Thanks to Farid Fireflies and Cikgu Zaidy.. I mean Uncle Zaidy..x))
And FYI,only me,Mokrep and Farid(The one that have a pair of Mickey mouse's ears) survived.. The rest all drown while swimming at Pasir ris park..xD
No lah.. Joking only.
The rest all move on with their own life uh.
Haha! Epic saaaa.
Dont be surprise uh why my eyebrows were like that..
Cause last time im very into wrestling uh..
I was number 1 fan 'The Rock'!xD
I almost wanted to make a tattoo like him but no money. Lucky.
Hahahah!
But those were the times when i dont understand the word 'problem' uh..
We dont have to think about what will happen in future uh..
And dont have to ask why Mokrep and i were fat uh last time..
Cause last time the food all cheap2 siaa..
We can buy mee soto and 4 siew mai but still there will be money in our pocket!xD
Actually we ARE still fat uh.. Hahaha! But Mokrep is not that bad uh now.
Haish. Sweet&funny moments uh..
I can still remember how my malay teacher hate us,Mokrep and i..x))
It was not that we were talkative in class uh..
We were just rebelious uh..xD
But cant be help what.. What do you expect from us,the bestfriend forever?Hahah!
And i dont think just the teachers uh..
The students too hate us cause of our insolent mouths.. Hahah!
But if there are no people like us,the world will be so mundane,right?(:
Kay ah.
I want to sleep ah.
Goodnight.

P.s-Mok,rantai aku carik sampai ke lobang neraka uh,flavour.

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Monday, February 15, 2010 ; 1:22 AM

Guess i have spot someone in American Idol this season.
Andrew Garcia!
He is,what people say,TRUE TALENT.
His voice is the weapon man.
The weapon to melt a lady's heart.
How i wish i have his voice.
I dont mind being an ugly duckling but having his voice is like.. Everything?(:
If i were to wake up one day and have his voice,i swear i'll sing for you every night before you turn in.
No,not you.
Nonono.. Not you that wearing primary 6 undergarments..
Yeah,you(:
Well,actually i dont even know who. Haaaa.
But i hope soon uh. ^^
I know what kind of girl will attract me.
No,not the kening that very thin like you cut a strain of hair into seven pieces.
Just the girl that.. Maybe its not necessary telling you all. Haa.
Seriously,im in love with his voice uh.
Even if i have to eat 10 pieces of cheese every morning,i would uh.
Wait,no. Never. I hate cheese uh. x))
You all should vote for him.
Haish. I want his voice uh.
K bye.

Goodnight.

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Saturday, February 13, 2010 ; 11:53 PM

Hi.
Just finish watching "My super ex-girlfriend" uh.
And it was awesomeeeeee with a chocolate syrup on it.
If only i have a supergirlfriend,that will be nice,right?(:
Wait,not nice actually. Haaa.
Talking about girlfriend..
Tmr is the day that all you leeches in the longkang are looking forward,right?!
Grr.
So what if its Valentine's Day huh?
Its not Lee Kuan Yew's birthday what!-.-
Confirm chop2 100% one tmr all couples will step sweet siaa in public.
Worse,in front of me-.-
Like what ive said in facebook uh..
You all step sweet in front of me,you still wont get free rose from me..
Like serious shit and shit seriously!
And to all single ladies,i respect you all for not celebrating Valentine's Day aite!
Let me repeat,i said to all single LADIES okay..
Not girls that are still wearing Cerisi undergarments aites.
Kay that was kinda bastard with a smooth mustard on top. x))
But true what..
Kay lah kay lah.. Im gonna stop now.
But the good thing is,hating Lifespirit bags is still first on my list.
Kay enough uh.
I want to watch Santau uh.
Mostly prolly tmr uh but midnight uh,i guess? Hahah.
I scared if after i watch the show,then i like afraid to go home,how?x)
But i think i should fight against this feeling uh..
To prepare for National Service in future..xD
I know this gonna sounds very kental(potato) uh but i want to school uh..
But the thing is that my money havent reach the amount i target uh..
So cannot uh..ahah.
I NEED to get a laptop and a camera..
And its a NEED and not WANT!(:
Even if i want,im still gonna use my own money what..
So you all cannot say anything uh.. Nothing at all okay! *Mojojo's evil laughter*
Kay ah.
I tired ah.
And im gonna wish one thing only.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL MY CHINESE FRIENDS!
MAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY LIVE IN FULL OF PROSPERITY AND ALL THE GOOD2 THINGY AH!
GONG XI FAI CAI! HANG BAO LAI! WO AI SEIW MAI AND LO MA KAI!

Goodnight.

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Wednesday, February 10, 2010 ; 10:03 PM

Im so shattered..
(Can't believe that im still stuck with my old job.)
Oh how it hurts..
(Thought that i could get a new job by this week but now everything shattered.)

What am I still here for?
Could it be that I'm just waiting.
Oh hoping you'd rescue me by giving me a job and put the pieces together again.

Kay before i get into any trouble..
Everything that i typed above is from a song-"Shattered" By Backstreet Boys.
I know i shouldnt be saying this but i got hooked up with this song and i still am.
Haha. Cause i dont support BSB uh..
I suppport 98Degrees!x))
Despite there are many new songs in their(BSB) album,i only find this song the nicest uh.

Kay back to where i started.
Oh ya. New job.-.-
Its not that im fussy with a job uh..
But cargo sia.__.
You all imagine uh..*Kay close your eyes and dont even peep!*
For two months you have to wake up at wee hours like..
1.30am for Monday and 4am from Tuesday-Saturday?
Who not tired,you tell me.
To add salt,sugar,vinegar,kicap to the wound..
Im fat sia! A huge disadvantage!x)
Haish.
Been wondering on how im gonna get a lot of cash in my bank by the time school starts.
Dont ask me to rob a bank uh cause it aint funny you faggots-.-
I can only put hope on puding uh since he told me that his outlet need people.
Well,at first i was glad uh but thinking back uh..
Puding is popular with the name 'Boy Salah Info' among us..
Therefore,i know what to expect.
So i cant put high hopes uh..):

When i want to work,there's no vacancy..
When i dont want to work,there's like A LOT of vacancy sia! They would even take in animals-.-
Why uh? Why? Mengapa? Wei she mah? Manjil putega pila amigil?!!
Fuck this shit uh.
And let the shit fuck you.
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Im so shattered!!!

If im still stuck with this job..
Looks like im going to school by just wearing Renoma singlet,FBT shorts and $2 slippers.(The one for toilet uh.)
Kay ah.
I want to sleep ah.
Angry ah.
Goodnight.

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Monday, February 1, 2010 ; 10:39 PM


Hi.
Oh ya,last saturday i went to Melacca uh.
A one day trip.
I would say that its not a place for shopping uh.
The place is more about traditional stuff and all.
But i did get myself two shirts.
Well,my aunt treat what.
How can i ask for more?-.-
Hahah. In fact,two is quite enough uh.
Better than nothing.


I took this at.. Err.. I have no idea what they call this place uh.
But i know that i was still at Melacca at that point of time. Hah.
And if you have yellowish-brain(Otak kuning),you will think differently.^^


The best picture that was taken!(:
Wait,actually i just took like four pictures only? Haha.
I find this one very fascinating uh.
So photogenic huh!x))
And if you clever,you would realize that i took these pictures at the same place.
Hahah! If you clever only ah. If youre not clever,whats wrong with it?(:


I may be FAT! But when comes to my Nenek(Granddaughter),i must put aside my laziness uh.. Hahah.
See.. Im not as bad what.. Hehe.
But still,no girl wants me..): Oh,and Marwan too!xD
Like i told you..
I only took four pictures only.. Hahah.

Maybe some of you already know about which school im posted to uh..
If to those who dont know,its because you just dont care..
My result got show at News Channel 5 what..
Kay not funny uh.
Well im posted to Temasek Poly-Environment Design.
Im happy,very indeed.
But hearing people say that its very costly since you need to buy the materials yourself,really worries me a lot. Like A LOT uh. The a lot like one full of big pail uh.
Plus,what if i need to get a macbook?
Where to dick.. I mean dig* the money from sia?
And macbook dont have windows.
Which means that some things cant be install in it cause its not supported.
But Macbook sia!!!!
Fucking expensive-explosive sia!
I dont want to use my mother's money anymore uh.
Giving me pocket money is more than enough.
Eh,poly food is quite expensive what. Haish.
And two of my friends told me that their friend took this course and quit.
Well,maybe he/she have no interest in it?
But since two of my friends told me,i assumed that two people took this course and quit.
But actually,it was the same person-.-
This guy really2 like share his life story with News Channel 5 sia.
Like everyone know and fussy about him. xD
Im posted to this course and theres no turning back.
I want to live my life to the fullest with no regrets.
So i hope that i wont have any regrets uh.
Looks like i cant get myself a license(For motorcycle) uh since i need to use it for the materials for the future projects. Haish.
Maybe i'll just travel around with a trishaw then. Hmm. Cheaper what.

Kay ah.
Want to shit and sleep.
Goodnight.

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