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Wednesday, August 19, 2009 ; 11:19 PM

Hi.
Today was the day i received my MT O 'level result.
It was such a frightening situation i should say.
There were butterflies,caterpillars,mealworms and other insects in my stomach.
But i still relek and not over-reacting uh.
Such as screaming,doing jumping jacks,push-ups or 2.4km run.
I sat on my chair and waited for my 'pretty' form-teacher to arrive..x)
As she flash the results on the screen,i was shocked!
Because i was not sure how to read!xD
So i step closer to the screen,making 2/3 of the class unable to read it..ahaha.
Then i gave up. I just couldnt get my grade.
But when i turn back to get back to my seat,zurikh congratulate me for getting good grade..
Then i check again and i was like,"Alhamdulillah,maner nak tengok grade dier?" Hahaah.
Then Rikh told me that i got A2! I happy siaaa!
I thought i get B4 like that cause my Oral like no good..
Then i check the grade for Oral,Distinction-.-
I just dont understand how they mark ah! xD
But as long as im happy,they also happy,both get Happy Meals wif great toys!x)
However,i cant enjoy uh cos my other prends didnt get wad they wanted.. Haish.
Maybe the reason why i get this kind of good marks is because i did my Dawn prayers ah! Serious! Somemore i did cried little bit uh.. Like one drop uh..x))
As for now,need to finish my D&T coursework..
Nonsense siaa i tell you all! Scared siaa cannot finish! ):
But i'll give my best so that i wont regret in 15 years ltime.
Once my D&T finish already,left wif 4 more subjects!(:
This time,i must transform ready ah!xD
Gudnite&Love you~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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Sunday, August 16, 2009 ; 10:24 PM

Yohoi.
Today is sunday and i was suppose to go to skool to finish my D&T artefact.
The timing is from 10am to 5 pm.
I noe can pee from my belly button but im used to it uh.
Woke up at 8.45am and i said to myself,"5 more minutes uh.. Sebei uh..".
Then when i sleep,im very good at estimating time uh.
So i went back to sleep uh.
Then i felt that it was already 5 minutes,infact lesser i think,so i woke up uh.
I was flabbergasted uh. It was 10.35am!xD
But i still have the face saying that the clock in my room is spoilt..
So i went to the living room,it was also 10.35am.. Haish.
Still not giving up.
I went downstairs and check the time through old-fashion way! The one using a stick and check at which direction is the shadow pointing to. xD
But i donnoe how to read ah.. So i just went back upstairs and switch on the comp and play!x))
But after playing for few hours,i switch it off and go study.
Firstly,i did my maths TYS uh.
Then the question like stupid uh.
When i read the question,it makes me feel that im dumb.
You imagine uh,O lvl paper come out question like this..
"Sam paid the bill $54.45 using a $100 note. How much change will he receive back?"
Then i was like.."Ah! Kaninoes ah! Sebei jialat!".
So i just read my history textbook uh..
Quite interesting uh. I wonder who will the historians all over the world would prefer uh,Stalin(Russia) or Hitler(Germany)? Hmm.
Then after reading,i sleep uh. Eyes tired already mah.
Woke at 4 and went to the gym and make my fats turn into muscles for an hour or two uh.
After that period of time,will change back to fats.
Slack at Blok Angin and ate pork rice. XD
After telling stories about ancient china,i went back home uh.
And the best thing is that tomorow there's skool-.-
I dont mind waking up at 5 or 6 in the morning.. Or travel to skool by riding a baby camel..
The lazy part is that must take temperature! Must switch on the thing,open our mouth and place it under our tounges,then close back our mouth,wait for the beeping sound,open our mouth again and look at our temperature. Leceh right?!x)
Btw,this coming wednesday will be my O' Lvl MT results! Sebei anxious siaaa!
If get the grades that i expected,then okay uh. But like bad grades and i didnt expect it to be that bad,how sey? Scratch head till bleeds lor.
Kay ah. I want to sleep.
Gudnite&Love you.

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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; 12:48 AM

Wasabei.
Today was sibei tiring i tell you all.
In da morning,i went to skool wif kiwi and Rikh..
Our skool organised a carnival uh..
But da main event was the 'Climb our own everest' which they tried to cover 9000m in 4 hours..
Got a lot of watez siaa!xD
But some i thought watez ah from behind but when i looked at her face,komotez my hooligans.. The teeth come out,the hair mullet and the eye-brows very thick like can use it to make stormking..x))
Then for those who participating will a get a shirt uh..
But then i want to participate but cannot sia becos we,the graduating students,need to stay home and study for our national exams..
4 hours wont make any difference sia.
If i didnt went to da carnival n stay at home,also no difference lor..
Cos i will be sleeping waad!
Then i want the shirt badly uh but the teacher wont give it to me..
So i tried so many methods so that i can get that shirt but to no avail.. ):
1.)I wink at her despite she's not that pretty!xD
2.)I bought her Roasted Rat with rice and coeslaw for her lunch.
3.)I used a propaganda to convince her that the principle allows me to have it. xD
Then after the event ended,Mr Masagos,Datuk Ahmad Badawi,etc. went home,we also went home uh..
Sleep like a normal human being and later evening,meet the usuals at the usual place as we gonna watch the story 'Where got ghost?'.
Tell you uh.. Gerek!!!
Lazy to elaborate about the story..
After that,went home straight uh..
Now,there's something in my head that i cant get rid of it after Mokrep told me about it..
And it goes like this..

An interview with Siti Nurhaliza:
Reporter:What is your secret recipe to your success?
Siti Nurhaliza:Hmm.. Ayam masak merah.

I find it funny man! And right now,im trying my very best to find the video on youtube.
Thats all.
Gudnite&Love you all~

Bye Barney&Friends(;





Wednesday, August 12, 2009 ; 10:04 PM

Hi.
Im back.
But i will try my very best to control my addiction towards da computer at home.
Used to spend around 5 hours using da computer.
Perhaps,i should cut it down.
Maybe just 10 hours and 45mins will do.
I will not slow down da pace of studying despite im fat.
Thank you very happy.
Tmr i will be having chemistry Mock exam.
And i am very well-prepared for it.
Thats why i can blog right now.
With da knowledge about STOMATA only,i will definately score wif flying penguins.
Wish me all da best.
Even if i fail,i wont be demoralised.
Becos i expected to fail alrdy. xD
Gudnite&Love eu all~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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Sunday, August 9, 2009 ; 1:07 AM

Hi good citizens of singapore.
This is a random post as i randomly went back to my 'Home sour home' today..
But will be back to my aunty house tmr uh..
How uh to summarise everything from june till now?xD
Maybe i will just tok about how i have been doing so far lah,kay?(:
So far so near,okay laa..
Still no girlfriend as i dont intend to have one..
Nonono.. Im not gay.. Its just dat my National exams are not over yet..
Even if i want,who want me sia? I got a label 'Fatman' on my forehead sia..xD
But im happy wif my life despite im fat cos i have da happy people around me(:
Anyway,im losing my touch..
I have troubles making people laugh..
Haish.. I dont noe why..
Maybe becos there's this hatred feeling in me uh..
Perhaps i should go n relax uh..
Maybe go to pasir ris park on a sunday nite where da next day there will be skool..x))
See! Not funny right? Haish.
But nvm uh,maybe im not suitable to be a clown uh..
Accept da fate uh..
Guess i wanna be a pesticide person uh.. Da one dat kill da mosquitoes.. Heeh!
Kay uh..
I'll be back when da fasting month is going to start..
By then,i'll be online frequently uh..
So wait for my coming post kay?(:
See if im still funny or not..x)
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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