Tuesday, February 24, 2009 ; 9:23 PM
Hey.
Sorry for not updating.
Been helping Obama wif da recession thingy..
But looks like im not being a great help to him..x))
Anyways,life is beautifully boring!-.-
Everyday study&study...
If want to slack or skate wif my cutiepie,Mokrep,i will feel guilty man..
Because im not studying-.-
Haish for 2 minutes.
If slack,later i cant remember if i have any homewerks..
If skate and trying to do Ollie,conferm cant remember what i just learned in skool~x))
Life is always full of twist uh!
Not 'Twist and shout' the Beatles song uhs..
Just twist.
I also not sure why i said that..
Seriously,i cant wait this O level thingy to be over but at da same time,im not prepared! Hehs.
If i cant get into a poly,i will become full-time drug dealer uhs~xD
Joking only ehk..CNB officers,if eu are reading this,joke only hor..ahahah!
Just now had da social studies paper and im able to do it..
But later eu just see ah,conferm i fail one-.-
Serious sia..ahaha!
Then tomorrow i have science paper..
Waaaaah cimaiiii ah!
After skool,studied for chem for awhile only uhs..
Like 2 to 5 like that..ahaha!
Long siaaa till my back very pain..
Then reached home,washed my legs cause da smell can make people 'high'...ahaha~
Then sleep like babirusa...
Then woke up like 8 plus like dat.. Devil right me!xD
Eat mee goreng then revised chemistry for quite long uh..
After reading da notes dat i wrote just now for 1 minute 45 seconds,i used da comp..kekeke!
And here i am,blogging while chatting wif Nana aluminum foil about da tuition thingy uhs..
Looks like i have found one lobang rdy! Just need to influence kiwi to join me by using a pictorial source!x))
But this lobang sounds interesting uh..
Got package eu noe! Some more da price is okay uhs..
Im not sure da exact fee uhs..
So i just guess as if i was playing da game called 'The price is right'!x)
I think im prepared to study intensively until my anus come out blood!x)
Three things not to have:
1.) Girlfriend! Even if i want to,step got girl want only~x)
2.) Playground! Flavour ah,my house area there no playground sia!):
3.) Child! This is not da time to adopt a child uhs~x)) Like stupid sia me-.-
And i believe Mokrep is also prepared not to have these three things for now!
Because i believe in him,i believe in myself. Together,eventhough we are fat,we believe we can fly!xD
So thats all for today!
Kiwi just called me saying that Ultraman need our help..
Shaaaaaah!*ultraman's voice when he fly to da sky*
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: Better self for better tomorrow
Monday, February 16, 2009 ; 5:53 PM
Haish...
Today i had a major problem ah!
My mouth got ULCER sia! Or is it Alsir? Nevemind the spelling lah as long as eu got the photo right?xD
Haish for a couple of minutes...
It was such a disturbance to me ah..
Want to study but Siket-siket(Little-little) the pain strike me sia..
Like the striker slide me like that..
Bery the pain sia!
Maybe because i bad-mouth about other people tak?
But so far i didnt what..
I only said that the sec one girls are like Dwarfs..Thats all what!xD
No laaa... Just joking~
Then somemore ah,want to eat pain sia..
Feels like as if im being slay like a sheep~x))
What to do,if eat then later pain what..
So i bought Mee soto,more noodles and finished it without any soup left! Wakaka!
I am a person who dont like to waste food what..
So i do care about the environment~xD
No link siaaa!
Anyway,today i didnt get to see Mikayla ah! Or is it Michaela? Or Mee-cup?
Aaaaaah doesnt matter ah cause she's still the gorgeous girl in my skool!(:
It is just that she's not Halal ah!x))
She's spanish plus filipin plus some sharkfins!xD
I misssssssssssssssssssss heeeerrrrrrrrrrrrrr pink bag only! Wakaka!
But somehow she can be lame at times.____.
I mean,all the time!x))
Whenever Rikh and i try to had a conversation wif her,she will like just drag her fren and introduce to us.. If girl nevermind but she always pick a guy-.-
Haish... Mee-cup...Mee-cup.. ahahaha!
I wonder if she's reading my blog..Hmmm.. But for sure,she will find it hard to understand uhs... Understand while standing laa.. I didnt use perfect english what~x))
Make sure tomorrow,im gonna stare at her until she smile at me! Doesnt matter if she smile because she find my face look like a Dinosaur or what!xD
Her smile will make my day man..
I mean like for the first period of the lesson only uhs~x))
Anyway,this coming Saturday,Dunman is having a carnival like last year is it?
If Mokrep going,maybe im gonna tag along..
Cause its a privilege to go wif him..
Just take the things and dont have to pay~xD
No laaa.. Never done that before...Wakaka!
Anyway,just now had chemistry practical..
Quite fun uhs but at da same time,can be quite scary ah..
Not because that im scared to do it..
But it is just that..Got one Mad scientist behind me ah..
Eu all guess who ah..
Zurikh The Gilerboy!xD
He go and mix2 the solutions and then burn..
Then got bubble2 all...
Chimai right him?x))
Luckily never explode! Hehe.
And to Mokrep,sorry for accusing eu at my tagboard! I noe i shouldnt judge the person by its fats!x)
Thats all for today! Will update again when i finish helping Obama solve the problem on the recession thingy~x))
Good Evening&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Thursday, February 12, 2009 ; 8:17 PM
Hey hey hey! Hardogay!(:
Long time no 'upload' my blog,like pity ah~x))
Anyways,been busy lately..
Searching for da hotest girl in Springfield! Hahah.
Nothing to do uhs..
But serious ah,she's HOT maaaaaan! Just that she didnt get my name right-.-
How can ALON become JOHN?! xD
Haish.. But i wont cry tonight,one day she will get my name right(:
Eh Monster! Tell her my name hor! Eu lousy badminton player! Wakaka~
Just kudding uhs... Hahah.
Anyway,today was a down for me uhs..
Ferstly,she thought that my name is JOHN..
Then secondly,i have not update my D&T journal uhs and kiwi dont want to help me-.-
Conferm i will get 'One cibai with pepper&bloody bastard with chili' take away from my D&T teacher uh~xD
But i did update lah little bit but im not sure whether its enough or not..
Haissssssh...
Talking about Valentine's Day will just make me go 'Bang! And the dirt is gone!' sia! ahahahaha.
On that day,i dont have any plan uh..
Thought of just rot at home ah rather than seeing couples acting sweet infront of me..
Then suddenly ah! I must werk on that day siaaaaa! Afternoon shift somemore!Haish.
Must endure laa like this..
But i give eu all warning ah! If eu come to escape themepark and eu want to act sweet couple infront of me,i make sure i wont give eu any prize eventhough if eu win the game! Wakaka!
Serious sia... If like walk2 at TM wif kiwi,Marwan all okay uhs..
But must werk siaa! See they all want to act sweet always..
Kiss at chin laa...Kiss at the armpit laa..Kiss at the knee cap laa...
I just pray to God that i wont change into Hulk on Saturday~x))
Ouh ya! I am planning to either quit or study leave uhs..
But most likely i will study leave lah but later he will fired me..
So what is the moral of the story man?xD
Life kinda getting simple and more simple..
Everyday just study and study...
Look forward to weekends also no use..
Weekends will always be a huge disappointment to me... Haish enam harakat~x))
Suffer now and enjoy later,correct?
Like the malay peribahase,"Air dicencang tiada putus" ahahaha.
I'll just have to suffer 9 months uh..
So i will just see myself as a pregnant women uhs..
After 9 months,come out one cute baby Alien as a consolation prize~x))
I think thats all laaa..
Thinking about da couples will just making me go mad man~xD
So yeah..
And Monster! Simple reminder once again,please let her know my name!xD
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Friday, February 6, 2009 ; 9:24 PM
Yosh Batman and Robin!
How's Green Golin?x))
"Im like not the Dopest shit ever man!"
ahahaha. Step sia aku-.-
Anyways,had a great match just now eventhough we lose to them..
We were against Victoria School just now and lose to them by the score of 4-3!
Eh! Not that bad okay! They train everyday sia...
Somemore not 100% singaporean! So in my eyes,we won ah but in that Indian and emotional Ref,we lose. But who cares? He's not the dopest shit!xD
Overall,its great laa...
I didnt injured seriously laa..
Only like my neck is broken,shoulder dislocated and my had a muscle-pull at both of my legs! ahahahaha.
Choy fun Choy ah! Touch wood pecker sia!
I didnt injured myself uh just now despite im FAT!x)
For your info,Dunman won Geylang Mentaldist by da score of 10-0 sia!
'Dope' or what!xD
Well,wonder if springfield can win them wif that score but wad i noe is that we never underestimate our opponent! Even if they all are fat ah! Wakaka.
Will meet Bedok Green this coming Monday and wish us luck! Hope that Arsenal will scout me in their club under 21!x))
Well,guess thats all for today as i have training tomorrow!
And im happy wif my life now,despite no girlfriend(:
Prefer to have Girl-friend than having Girlfriend! ahahah.
Wanna noe why? Cos if eu are in a relationship,eu tends to be jeles and jeles,right?
So wads the Eastpoint Mall man eu having a partner? When dat happens,eu obviously wont trust that person.
So i advise to eu all out there,save ur love and never be into an unnecessary relationship!
Become the next 40 year-old virgin ah abeh! xD
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, February 2, 2009 ; 8:13 PM
Yashi yoshi ah!
Long time didnt update uhs..
Lazy plus im sick of starring at da screen..
And da reason why i update now is because i just pasted Siti Nurhaliza,Misha Omar and Jacqueline Victor pictures ah! So now my desktop look much more nicer!x)
Anyways,just now we had a soccer match against Dunman school at Bedok Green..
Ferstly,there were no chickedies at all uhs..
But its okay lah.. Cause im not hot wad~x))
But there were some lah.. Da ones that just had their puberty uhs~x))
They were looking at da Dunman players...
Like obvious wad.. Dunman got good looking guys wad..
Like Mokrep,Aepul,Irfaan,Khai Pornstars,Wira,Aravin and Imran Nola...
Actually there's more ah but i dont noe them..
Ouh yah and Arep too! He's sooo cuuute!x)
Wonder why Boi Mimi wont let him play sia..
Or else we could SL and use beep together sey!xD
Even their 'Water guy' also not bad sia! Zul a.k.a Abg Bunge Rampai~x)
Most of them that played just now are my friends so its really hard for me uhs..
But i told them that in da pitch,we are opponents..Outside pitch,we are members..
Somehow i think few of them thought that i dont think about friends ah during da game..
Well,accept da fact ah that im FAT and i only think of myself during da game!x)
Springfield won Dunman by 4-0 uhs..
They were a challenging team ah..
Maybe luck is not at their side?
So i wish all da best to eu all for da upcoming match.. Which i think it will be an easy one ah for eu and that is Victoria School!xD
Actually Victoria is very strong team ah!
All Botak sia! How discipline can they be~x)
So yeah,Good luck! I hope ur keeper,Mokrep,wont paitao ah! aahahaha!
After match,ate at Rasa 27 with Mokrep,Dunman's keeper! We like 'Makan rasuah'(Eat cheat money) kan?xD
But we didnt ah!
So after eating,we slack for awhile uh..Tok about everyday life..
I bery pity him uhs.. He want to study but da teachers like Kanina beh cao lychee!
So just endure laa..
Anything,just call me and i will bring down da PARANGS and KNIFES that eu left behind after ur frenly match against 4H~x))
Dont werry my frend...
I will always be beside eu aites!
So when comes to food,lets dont be stingy ah!xD
Thats all people! Very tired ah and i need some sleep..
Tomorrow need to fight Ash's pikachu in order to get his badge! Wakaka.
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
