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Tuesday, September 14, 2010 ; 9:49 PM

"Theres a prawn behind every stone."

Hi.
Before i start talking, just wanna wish you guys Selamat Hari Raya!
Kay ah, this year can say like boring little bit uh. Got sch-.-
How to jalan raya? Hmm.
Okay before i side-track, what i meant by "Theres a prawn behind every stone"?
Meaning that every action, there must be a reason.
So i just came back passing Mokrep his pair of slippers he ordered then i go and meet Rikh..
Meeting Rikh was a trouble. Cause he was very2 late.
Oh com'on! Dont tell me no one can tolerate waiting for like so long right.. ahaha.
At first i was very frust with him but suddenly this quote appeared in my mind.
Why? Because there was this girl who was waiting at the bus stop with me.
At first i thought she was waiting for bus uh, so nothing unusual..
But after about 20mins, i noticed that she was in the same situation as me..
She was waiting for someone too.. Hmm.
Oh and she's very2 cute!^^
For about half an hour we were in the same situation but somehow i cant move.. Like kena frost like that uh..x)
I wanna use some of the pick-up lines but cannot..xD
I wonder why uh..
So i just kept still uh..
I was 100% sure that she was waiting for her boyfriend.. But..
The person who greeted her and apologized for being late was her girl friend..
I was like.."Alamak.. I should have open up a conversation with her man!" xD
I know laa i not handsome but that doesnt mean that i cant talk to cute girls what..
But few seconds later, there were two mats from behind also greeted her.. Damn!
The cute girl im referring to is a.. How to say ah.. Rowdy ah? ahaha.
I totally judge the book by its cover man.. Hahaha.
But shes still cute though. wasted.
Kay ah. Must do model. CB boring sia, not fun at all. ahaha

Partner: Bar!
Me: Call!
Partner: For here Venti, x whipped, white mocha frappecino!
Me: For here Honey milk tea with pearl.

Sigh. Why is it so hard siaaaaaa.





Wednesday, September 8, 2010 ; 12:25 PM

Hailow everyone.
Currently in school, doing nothing while others are rushing to finish their group assignments. Thank God my group finish alrdy. Hexhex.
Hari Raya coming and im proud of myself. Why?
Because this year, its my first time fasting FULL..xD
Cause previous years, i confirm got one or two days didnt fast..
Okay fake lah. Not one or two days. Like roughly 5 days only uh..x))
For example, when i was in sec 3, after sch confirm very tired and dry right?
Then under my void deck got provision shop, wah convenient or what!x)
Then before i enter the lift.. Oh ya, my lift then was not like the modern lifts you can find now uh.. My lift last time like no window and it was like only have 1st storey, 6th storey and 11th storey only..
So before i enter my lift, i will buy 2 packets of bandung drink..xD
I enter the lift, press 6 button, come out from lift and theres 2 packets of bandung on the floor, empty! xD
Kay2 too much info rdy.. ahaha.
I cant wait for hari raya man.. Not just because money uh.. The 'Ketupat'.. Or what chinese call it 'Kuehtupat'!xD Kay2, not racist ah. Joking only.
So yeah, the ketupat tempting siaa.. Very nice!(:
But before Hari Raya comes, i must solve my minor problem uh. I havent buy 'Capal'(High-heels for guys). I need to go Geylang and get a pair for myself haishh.. Geylang like got illegal gathering siaa..xD
For you guys who have never been to geylang during fasting month, just imagine.. All the makcik2 and pakcik2 having a pass-out-parade!xD A lot right? I know man.
But theres a shop nearby my house that sells 'capal'. I thought that the price would be the same, but its not! My mother go and check it out ah.. The cheapest she could find cost $30! Kimice! Why is it so expensive sia? The 'Capal' below got metal studs ah like soccer boots?-.-
So expensive siaa.. So yeah, i need to get one before my day is spoil man.
Kay then, till next time uh. I need to go down the printing shop to collect my group assignment boards.
Oh ya, i got a job now!^^
Partly thanks to nora for recommending me uh.

Bubu chacha people.










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