Saturday, November 29, 2008 ; 9:49 PM
Yohoiiiii !
JailBerg is buck !
No more emotional uhs~
Its time for me to stand on my both hands !x) -.-
Since im no longer emotional,i hope eu are not too,kay girl?(:
Today very the chimaaaaaaak ah!
Eu wanna know why?!
Cause ah.. Today i seriously waste my Mesos(Money) sia !
Mokrep and i planned to go fishing together today uh and we did,just know.
Ferstly,i met him at da bus stop Afgan there ah..
Took da SBS bus and went to changi to bought stuffs and cekik the Nasi Lemak!
And guess what !
After buying few items and cekik nasi lemak,i took out my 'Cookie monster' and take a peep inside..
Only left $6.50 sia !
At ferst i have $30 sia in my cookie monster's stomach !
Chimaaaaiiiiiiiiiiii!-.-
My mesos its like tap water sia.
Damn hard to earn it but so easy to lose it! Haishhhhh~
Not only that ah !
When we reached at da Bedok Jetty at around 4 plus,we were terribly shocked!
Actually while on our way there..
I told Mokrep ah..."Eh what if suddenly we reach at da jetty ah,da entrance suddenly close ah due to marking of O' Level papers along da jetty eh?"
Then he laughed sarcasticly-.-
It turn out to be true sia !
But not due to marking of O' Level papers ah..
Due to upgrading purpose...
Only half of da jetty uhs...
Haish somemore~
Then got so many animals there..
How to fish,tell me !):
So we caught nothing today except for a small 'Tamban' fish which Mokrep caught and thats so pathetic!x))
Then we cannot take it anymore looking at da Apeks armpit hairs..
So we rolled our red carpet and went buck home..
When i wanted to stand up and started to move,i saw Mokrep's face like wanna puke ah!
Then i asked him why..
He told me that his bag very smelly ! ahahaha!
That i told him ah..
Da reason why his bag smelly was because of my expired prawns !
I put it beside his bag and da prawns 'juice' hit some portion of his bag! kekeke!
So he just carried it by holding da handle only..
See lah...Next time dont play pokemon game in public !xD
After a long journey to da bus stop...
Went through dangerous jungle,Quick-sand,hungry lions,with just our camels that we bought at Bugis street that day,we finally reached da bus stop! Heehs~
We took SBS bus again and go buck home..
Here i am,blogging like i only left few minutes or i will be eliminated from da show 'Amazing Race' ! HAHAHA ! Funny eh me? Kay quite lame ah actually!-.-
No laaa...Because my Bold brother is at home and since he's not at home now,i took this Golden chance to update my blog,just for eu okays!(:
So thats all for today and i will update again tomorrow night(:
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: Hope ure just fine(:
Saturday, November 22, 2008 ; 6:16 PM
Hohoho ! Merry Christmas !
In weeks time ah !-.-
I dont celebrate but just wish for those who celebrating it~
Hope eu people get wonderful presents like knifes,dagger,chopper,playa and so on!x)
Kay lame sia._____.
So for today's topic is...
"Hard to find clothes nowadays!";Am i right?(:
I have been werking and werking uhs but so far only bought few clothes and pants..
Wanna know why? Cause its hard to find clothes and pants nowadays !HAHA!
Not funny sia.
No lah.. Cause when i didnt use da money to buy clothes and pants,that money i will spend on food sia ! But luckily my bank still have money ! Phew~
But still,i dont want to earn da money so hard just to spend on food...
I wanna shopping sia!));
My shirts and shorts are so limited sia ! Not forgetting underwears and boxers ah!
Haissssssssssssssssssssssssh~
Da reason why its hard for me to find clothes and pants nowadays is because all da clothes that eventually i wanna get ah...
All MATREPS wear ready ! Ciiiiimaaaaaaiiiii lah Matreps !
Then hor ! If i wear like one of them but basically im not one of them lah..
Still,people will say that im Matrep!=_-
Especially Rikh ! Very sad right...I know...Even my fren like Rikh who knows me well said that im Matrep~);
Everytime when i wear this shirt,he will say.."Matrep sia Alon!"
Everytime when i wear this short pants,he will also say da same phrase! Haish.
Feel like going out just wearing singlet and shorts sia !
But still,when i wore singlet that time when walking at Downtown,got this little Matrep came up to me and asked me to help him buy 'Drink'! Supposely he thought that im Matrep sia ! Ciimaaaaaaaiiiii~
Very very very angry sia!
Why eu all Matreps must wear clothes that are nice ah?!
One example,STREETWEAR!-.-
No offence ah Matreps out there..
But eu are bringing da trends down to da drain sia~x)
Still,i am trying my best not to wear like one ah!
Haisssssssssssh~
I think im trying to learn how to skate,maybe only!
At least people will stop saying that i look like a Matrep what!x))
Thats all for today cause im lazy to keep on pressing this keyboard..
And somehow this is my Blog what ! ahahahah!
Want me to update? Fcuking tag my blog eu ants !xD
See,JailBerg angry ready! Wakaka!
Gudday&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Tuesday, November 18, 2008 ; 11:01 PM
Oi ! How have eu people been coping with ur life ? Okay?
I hope eu all are just fine ah... Limit2 only eu guys got broken legs,hands and neck what~x))
Well,just came buck from werk and really2 tired!
If only da 'Detik'(A malay documentary show) interview me in da bus while i was on my way home,eu guys will see my tired face ! kekeke ! Kay quite lame ah actually-.-
I guess eu guys are tired of reading my blog kan? All because of da posts,am i right?
I know lah da posts are all da same and that is why i wanna post something different today(:
If kiwi post about his 'wild imaginations'..
I am gonna post about my future(: HEHE!
Okay lets jump forward aites!
I am 16 right now..Lets talk when i am 23 years old!(:
When i am 23 years old,i just ended my National Service! Hehe!
Obviously,i am not werking at Escape Themepark anymore lah..
But i would visit it(: Wonder how my boss would look like ehk..
With his Bold hair due to cancer and travel with wheelchair cause he met an accident few years back..He Got Hit&Run accident ah! He's da victim! x))
Perangai orang gemok sia JailBerg!
Okay since i dont have to serve NS anymore,i will take up Motorcycle's license!
Then while in da process,i will find a job that i want since i was young(:
Which is..Being a policeman! A Handsome one i mean! wakaka! Kay i know that would never happen..Da handsome thingy ah but being a policeman,hoping so ah!x)
So i went for da interview at their HQ Department and i got da job cause they say i got a fierce look ! See eu all ! They say i got fierce look okay ! But why eu people keep on laughing when everytime eu look at my face-.-
They transfer me to Tampines Neighbourhood Police post ah ! At nearby 201 there~
Since i havent got da license yet and a motor,i go to werk by my bicycle ah..
Da piyo-piyo brand.. But i modified ready ah..I put motor seat,spray it orange&black,put big airhorns and put loudspeaker so can play da techno song while cycling ah! Not forgetting,da basket must always be there ! Because of all things that i have modified,da basket is da main attraction !x)
After 4 months werking as a policeman,i finally got da license ah ! Yohoiiii~
Without any hesitation,i bought a vespa straight away like im buying Mega Mcspicy meal at da MacRonalds there ! x]]
Cause da 4 months pay i saved what.. Didnt spend things that are not needed..
I usually buy stuffs like curtains,carpet,padlocks and many more..
Instead of buying stuffs like food,drinks,boxers,shirts,shorts and stuffs..
Cause i dont really need them what ! wakaka !
After i gave my mom $15.50 every month,da rest of da money i save ah..
Not only for da Vespa but who knows?I have to circumsize again ! Lols !
Lame sia aku-.-
Then when i got da vespa ready,my bicycle i gave to Metta Welfare Home there for display ! Cause everytime i walk pass there ah,da surrounding looks so boring ah!x]]
Then finally after getting a job and a vespa,i need to find a girlfriend to be my wife!
*Eye-brows up-up*
ahahahaha! True what !
I am finding a true model of becoming a wife ah!
At that time,my age already 26 years old ah ! Quite old ready what !
Money standby ready ! Heehs~
So off i go,riding my vespa around Geylang serai there !
Cause there got many true model of becoming a wife ! xDD
And then after quite sometime ah searching for that particular person..
Like 20minutes like that ah..kekeke !
I finally found one ah ! I park my vespa at da road shoulder and i walk towards her!Hehs!
At that time,she is looking at da fishes ah! Suspect she want to cook 'Ikan masak lemak babi' ! She is not alone ah ! She's with her mom! Her mom like milf ah but da only difference is that she wear 'tudung'(A malay head gear when they want to play sepak takraw) ! HAHAHA ! And i waited for da perfect chance ah ! When her mom go somewhere else,i think she go breakdance awhile ah..I quicky approach her and i ask.."Can eu be my girlfriend?"
With full of confidence,i am assured that she would say yes ah cause at that moment,i am wearing my police uniform ah !x))
But due to over confident,it didnt turn out what i expected it to be !
After i asked her that question,she turned to me and said...
"aaaaaaahhhh....aaaah..." with her hand gestures !
She was actually DEAF ! She cant even hear what i just said to her !
I was so shocked that i couldnt even move ! Then her mom came and tried to seduced me but thank God ! Before she could even bring me back to her house,i was able to move and i ran as fast as i could ! Start my vespa and ride at a speed of 170km/hr ! I change and modified da CC already maah~x))
Then i keep on searching and searching for da right one..
When i am 28 years old,i met a girl of my life(:
Yippie ! She is cute,pretty,nice,kind and her skin is fair(:
But da thing is...She only have five fingers ! Da other hand no fingers but she still have a arm~x)
So her one hand is like Doraemon's hand ah ! watiatia !
After dating her for 6 hours,i pop out da question !
I asked her.." Would eu be my wife?"
And she answer without any hesitation.."yes!"..
with her Doraemon's hand covering her smile due to shyness !xD
Then after 5 years married with her,and thats when im 32 years old,we already have 4 childrens ah...3 of them are ours lah only one of them is adopted !xD
Then eu all wanna know what happen later in da future after im 32 years old?
Eu think urself lah ! ahahah ! Im getting tired of pressing this keyboard !x))
So Gyeah,thats all for today ! How is it? Okay or not how i plan my future?x]
Try to update again tomorrow!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, November 17, 2008 ; 10:34 PM
Hey people !
Listen ah ! Today got special little bit ah ! But little bit only ah!x]
Eu wanna know today is what day?
Well,today is da day after yesterday ! Wakaka ! Funny right??x) Kay lame-.-
Actually,today is...
Jeng Jeng Jeng ! Mokrep's Birthday ! Yohoiiii~
Cheers ah ! Drink breezer and torn at MacRonald !x))
Kay,bedek ajeer ! ahahaha!
Finally,my Mokrep is already 16 years old ah !
I always remember this day ah ! Since we knew each other and that was when we were in primary two ! Actually i dont remember your birthday ah that time ! ahaha !
Cause we were busy eating 'siew mai' and running away from Tough-club ! Understanding little bit ah..We last time fat what ! Now eu look ah at us !
More Fat sia!x))
Anyway,next time if he want to watch NC16 movie,no need to hesitate ready kan ! Kekeke!
HAPPY 16th BIRTHDAY HAFIQAL !
Nanty aku kasi kau $50 kays!xD Kay,jangan harapan ah mokrep!x))
I wish that eu could make three more wishes ! HAHAHA !
Okay enough of him ah... Obviously people around him will wish him what..At blog..At Adult-friendster...x))
Today went to werk as usual...
And Full-Day shift somemore ! Ceeeemaaaaaiiiiii~
Tired like hell sia ! My leg like got infections like that !
Regret ah booked for Full-Day shift... Haish~
But what to do,what's done cannot be undone !
But i can quit da job what !x))
No lah.. I will try to stay with that job until i got fired ! Heehs~
So after finish werk,while in da bus,Birthday Boy called me and asked me to join him,Zool and Burn jamming ! Random sia-.-
So i just join them lah ! At my house area only~
So they jam like they have just graduated from University sia !~
I was like just 'singing' while laughing cause its like damn funny sia..
Hearing my voice that is not nice...Looking at Burn's body movement while playing da guitar and Mokrep's stupid reactions while playing da base ! And zool,play da drum like he is da only one in that studio ! He play with his own beat sia ! Haish...
Then after jamming,they go somewhere else while i went straight home!
And here i am,blogging while cutting my armpit hairs layered~x]]
Try to update again but seriously,recently i am very tired sia !
So excuse me if i dont update but once again...
Its my blog what ! watiatia !
And to Mokrep,Happy Birthday once again(:
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Sunday, November 16, 2008 ; 10:00 PM
Hey hi !x)
Today was like a normal day but a little bit different! ahaha~
Came buck from werk and suddenly Mokrep said that he wanna treat me to MacRonalds!
And i was like.."Conferm ah?x)" HAHAHA !
Actually he always 'Blanja' me ah~
I actually wanted to treat him watch movie 'Rec' but he's not 16 yet ! x))
But anyway,eventhough da meal was not expensive,actually quite ah!x]]
Cause MacRonald basket sell meal so expensive ! If eat then become clever okay ah!-.-
Then eat like pig ah ! But before that,Farah The Ferrow came and sat with us!
She prevent us from eating like pigs sia !xD
So when she's with us just now,we were like eating da fries slowly ah..
Then when she go away,da pig's ceremony begin ah !xD
After eating,slack for awhile ah at da same place !
We 'Kutuk' da fat chinese guy cause i think deep inside his heart,he thinks that he's cool !xDD
Not only that,we also found out that da MacRonalds there got quite a number of chicks ah!x))
I wonder how they all can tahan looking at Khalil's face when werking ! ahahahaha!
Then bought da Mcflurry ! Fat kan kan kan?(:
While eating,Burn came and join us !
After 3 minutes and 15 seconds,Burn go Tampines Mart to buy something..ahaha!
We just slack together until he comes buck !
When he cam buck ready,i went home ah !
And here i am,blogging with mayonese on my armpit ! Save ah for tomorrow's breakfast!
Try to update my blog but looks like no one tag it ! Perangai White tigers yg bunuh pacik tuu sia !-.-
So Gyeah ! Try to tag it ah ! No GST included !
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Thursday, November 13, 2008 ; 10:15 PM
Say say say ! Hardgay !x))
Sorry for not updating my blog yesterday as i was busy at Nora's chalet! Hoho!
Frankly speaking,it was really fun ah yesterday eventhough there was no BBQ-ing on that day ! We get to spend time together ah without any disturbance !
Okay ferstly,i met kiwi at his void deck ah..
We want to exchange shirt and play skateboard for awhile ah !x]]
At around 3 like that,he followed me back home ah..
After that i go and get ready lah !
When im ready,we then proceed to Tampines Mall ferst ah since Marwan havent come out yet because it was raining heavily ah at his area ! Then i tell him ah..
"Why people invent umbrella at da ferst place?" x))
Then he quickly go out from his crib and took a cab to Tampines Mall ah...
Kiwi and i go find so called 'chicks' ah but end up found girls that are quite ugly but thinks that they are chicks ! xDD
Then accidently bumped into Jon and Khalil ah !
So we kill time at da arcade there ah while waiting for Marwan to arrive..
We asked him to meet us at da last level ah..
While he was taking da escalator to da last level,we go down ! ahaha ! Perangai sia!x]
Then after that,we proceed to basement to get some sushi !
After finish eating da sushi and lick da plastic,we then proceed to interchange to send Jon while waiting for Rikh ! When Rikh arrived,we took da bus to Downtown and walked to Nora's chalet !
When we reached da place,suplex each other and then play Twister followed by Monopoly! After that,kiwi,Marwan and Khalil went for swimming ! And Nora joined us later ! Get chased out by da old man as it was drizzling sia ! But its okay,we were getting out actually ! Hoho !
Changed into dry clothes and shorts and then slack like pigs !x))
Me,Kiwi,Marwan and Khalil one room ah ! When we changed ready,we so called 'Jamming' ah ! ahaha ! But da video is with khalil ah ! Later if im not wrong,kiwi will post it!x))
Then it was time that khalil wanted to go back..
So we send him to da bus stop and fetch Jon also ah !
While walking to da bust stop,got this Matrep came up to me and asked me to help him buy 'Drink' ! Then i tell him lah i only 16 ! Then that guy's girl-friend laughed at him ! Do i look that old ?x) But people always say that i do look like Aaron Carter sia ! kekekeke !
Then when khalil went back ready,we go McRonald and have our supper !
Sial ah ! Da Mega Mcspicy really damaged me and kiwi sia ! Haish~
We keep on shiting and shiting sia ! )):
Then when we reached da chalet,we all gathered in one room and share stories!
That guy really pissed me,marwan and kiwi off sia ! xD
His jokes really really lame sia ! x]]
Then after that,they decided to have a walk but me,kiwi,marwan,jon and nora didnt follow ! If da chalet was at sentosa,understanding lah..But it was at Pasir ris sia!-.- ahahahah !
So we just play Monopoly and damn ! Kiwi was so rich sia ! Haish~
And at around 3 in da morning,Rikh joined in ! ahaha ! Gila ah that guy~
They played Monopoly but kiwi and i keep on shiting and shiting ah !
Pain sia our ass-holes !xD
Then at around 6 plus in da morning,all of us head to Downtown to have our breakfast!
And we have it at Mcronalds again sia ! Haish~
But Rikh proceed his crib ferst ah !
Eat,vomit,laugh and eat again,then we go buck home !
When i reached home,i took off everything and just where my new boxer and went to sleep ! Hurhur~
So yeah,overall it was GEREK !(:
And before i go,i want to show eu all Jon's face ! Like siamang one i tell eu!xD
See ! Correct kan ! Like siamang right !x))
But no one can defeat da 'Picture Destroyer'! Which is none other than Khalil !
HAHAHA ! Basket sia me !x)
So yeah,thats all for today !
I will try to update my blog but no one seems to read it !));
But its okay ! I wont cry tonight~ wakaka !
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Tuesday, November 11, 2008 ; 10:19 PM
Ayaiyai !
Guess what my homies ??
Today i watched da show 'Rec' and it was BLOODY SERAM sia !x)
Serious talking sia ! If only da host of 'Detik'(A malay documentary show) interview me at Tampines interchange,i would definately show to da viewers how my face looks like during da show ! watiatia !
Looks like GV was damn lucky ah ! They didnt have to wash da sofa since me,kiwi and Marwan didnt pee on it and also didnt have to use da tinner to wash away da red colour Nippon paint at their counter because we are satisfied with da show !
Eventhough da show was quite short but it was 360 Degrees HORROR sia ! Sumpah Boi!x)
But what make us quite mad,actually not that mad ah...ahaha !
Its that when we watch NC16 shows with people that have not reach 16 yet,they check!
But when we watch with those who already 16 ah,they didnt check !
Babirusa Bin Giraffe kan ! Grr~
I think they judge us on our face ah...
Because we look like mature right...
Not like Nora and khalil ah... ahahaha ! But dont eu people cry tonight,once ure 16,eu will look like one !x))
So each of us bought 'Keropok' and drinks ah !
Then we entered da cinema ah,we found out that our seats were at da back,last row sia! I was actually almost wanna change into Power Ranger ah but i dont wanna spoil their mood ! So i calm down and just seat down ! Then after that,while waiting for da show to start,there were this two ladies at da age around 40plus sat next to me !
At ferst,i dont care lah as long as they didnt talk to me,not even a single werd ah!
But i was wrong ! While watching da show,i was like cover my mouth and nose cause i am freaking scare ah ! Then da lady that sat next to me asked me.." Why? Eu scared ah? Hahaha" ! Then when she was laughing,i also laugh with her but sarcastic way ah!
I laughed like kiwi's laugh ! Then from that minute,she didnt spoke a werd at me !x)
Kiwi,ur tactic and skills did werk out ! Same goes to Mokrep's Trademark!
I have to thank him for letting me use his Trademark !
Well,physically i did flair when i gave my ticket and did one handspring,a couple of front and backflips before entering da cinema and i finish it off with 'Dempsy Roll' when seating down due to madness cause our seat was far back from da screen !
Thank eu kiwi and Mokrep !x)
But i wasnt mad ah cause da show was like worth it and scary too !
I didnt think that i would be this satisfied with da show(:
But before watching da show,i meet kiwi at 3pm at his void deck ah..
Then meet Marwan at GV to buy da tickets ferst ! We bought da 7.10 show ah !
Cause like more scary like that ! xD
Then after buying da tickets,we still have 4 hours before da show ! ahaha !
We then proceed to Downtown to eat ah !
So i treated Kiwi and Marwan to Fish&Co ah !
That one also satisfying ah ! Ferstly,da one at da counter was quite cute ah and secondly da food was not that expensive and damn nice ! Hurhur~
After we swallow da food with da folk&knife plus da tray,we still have 2 hours to spare ! ahaha ! We then proceed to E!Hub ah to walk around !
Then we found out there's this pool place ah beside da arcade ! x))
So we decided to 'Matau' and play together !
And i always lost to them ! Chimaaaak ah ! But at least i got to play 3 games ah !
So my mesos did not burn ah ! x))
Then after we played one hour of pool,we left da place by throwing da balls around and break da sticks into half ! Then we pay and ran away !x))
We left with only one hour to spare before da show and decided to go back to Tampines Mall lah ! Walked to da MRT station and took da train~
Reached TM around 6.30 and we headed to da basement tp get some snackers to smuggle into da cinema ! kekekeke !
When we arrived at GV,we still have 10 minutes before we could enter lah!
So went to da toilet,masturbate for awhile then head back to GV!x))
Bought da drinks and went in ! So Gyeah ! Today was fun lah sia !
Eventhough only three of us together !x))
Overall,upon 100..I give 125/100 ah ! Damn shiok lah sia !x))
And tomorrow we will be going to Nora's chalet but this time with Rikh,khalil and maybe Jon ! To Jon,im sorry for da lost of ur uncle~
Hope eu could join us tomorrow cause without eu,it is meaningless to go!
It is like watching a show with our eyes close ! ahaha~
but if eu really cant join us,we understand Jon~
So yeah people,will update to eu in two days time cause i will be overnight-ing uhs!
Hope its gonna be fun ah !(:
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, November 10, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Yohoiiiii !
See da title for today's post?
Gyeah ! Im gonna watch that show lah eh ! Hurhur~
After stealing da money at Mosque there last friday,i can afford da ticket now !x))
No lah,was just kidding ehk ! wakaka !
Tomorro that will be watching this show..Hmm...Quite a lot uhs..
Me,Kiwi and Marwan ! ahahah ! Many kan kan kan?(:
Rikh cannot join uh cause he got unfinish business uhs~)):
Khalil not 16 yet ! ahahaha ! Funny sia when a guy not 16 yet ! I also donnoe why~x)
So only da three of us ah ! Hope tomorrow got a lot of 'Watez' ah !xD
Will update about it tomorrow ah ! Mesti seram nye !
Thats all for today lah ! Lazy ah to post about what i did today !
Because what i did today is da same as what i did last summer !xD
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Sunday, November 9, 2008 ; 10:59 PM
Haish..
From da bottom of 'The Rock Bottom',i apologise for not updating~
I know lah its my blog but pity eu all ah...
My blog is da source of entertainment kan when boredom strikes?x))
Okay,i was just playing-playing..
Actually,im getting busy lately uhs..
I am not making up reasons lah but its true uhs..
And i hardly visit da gym this week sia..
Always paitao da Apek Gym ! kekeke !
But seriously,i make sure i go to gym da following weeks uh !
Conferm tired like Babirusa one ! x]]
But its worth it uh cause later da outcome uhs..Haish..
But somehow im quite worried about da outcome uhs..
Later in public,people will always mistaken me for celebrities that are hot uh..
like 'Bread Pitt','Arnoldsuchaniga','Silvesterstalone' and many more ! Watiatia~
Sorry,i am not good at spelling ! Blame my primary one teacher ah~
If im not wrong,da teacher was Ms.Punani~x))
Like real sia,as if i will remember-.-
Even if i remember,there is no such teacher with that name!
Haish.. I am so Lame but lucky im not WORLD !xD
Okay enough of that,lets change topic aites!(:
Today was like a normal day for me..
Went to werk,after werk slack and then go home..
Thats da normal routine everyday sey ! )):
Why cant my holidays be more interesting ah??Haish...
Well,hope this coming wednesday will be an exciting day uhs..
Cause me,Kiwi,Rikh,Marwan,Jon and Khalil will be going to Nora's chalet uhs..
Actually she will be having two nights there..
So da ferst night will be only us and no outsiders uh,i think.
Well,not my chalet what ! ahaha !
But there will be no BBQ-ing uh..
So we would like spend da quality time that we have with each other uhs..
But i will pray to God that im not gonna be Rape!x)) Lame sia.
We will think of something that we can do,beside doing illegal things uh ! ahahaha!
Things that are fun and enjoying uhs~
Im thinking of burning Nora friend's hair ah ! ahaha~
Or like putting a big frog at any of da girls' beg uhs ! ahaha~
I can be imaginative at times ah ! All this because of mixing with people like Mokrep and Kiwi ah ! x))
Thanks guys,eu all will always be in my ass-line ! wakakaka !
By da way,im looking forward in watching da movie 'Rec' ah !
Eventhough 'Marwan The Mawar' said that da show will not be scary,kiwi and i still insist of watching ! Kan kiwi?! Rec ah Rec !x]
Well thats all for today cause im getting tired of pressing this keyboard!
Try to update uhs if da keys of my keyboard are not missing ah! Hurhur~
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Wednesday, November 5, 2008 ; 11:41 PM
Hey eu Arabians that always slack at Arab Street !x)
Sorry for not updating my blog since that day uhs~
To tell eu da truth,i am not busy ah !
Its just that im lazy lah sia ! kekeke !
Eventhough my Bold brother was not at home for da past two weeks since he have to go through this jungle that contains 'Babihutan'(Jungle pig) ! Hoho !
Serve him right ah!x]]
Eu guys wanna know whats da difference between 'Babihutan' and da normal pig?
Da difference is that da 'Babihutan' lives in a jungle while normal pig lives in a farm or zoo ah ! So this shows that 'Babihutan' have more freedom ah ! So they like can go Bugis,Zook-out,Esplanade all ah ! wakaka ! Kay lame-.-
Orite,enough of da pig thingy ah !
Anyways,read da title of my post??
Gyeah ! Hell yeah im going to watch that show ah !!
No money,rob Maybank ah since that bank is not a singapore bank kan !x))
That show like gerek sia ! Not like 'The coffin' ! Can sleep sia watching that show!
Chey,padehal aku dah tutop2 telinge aku ehk !xD
But to all not 16 yet,its my pleasure to roll da red carpet for eu to watch other shows cos da movie is NC16 ! wakaka ! Basket sia me ! But true what!x]]
But if da show didnt make me fart blood ah,then i make sure i will do like kiwi!
I will pee at da screen,burn da seat and pour red Nippon paint at da counter for ticketing and buying of popcorns ! xD
But seriously,i want da show to be damn scary ah ! Maybe i will just have to do Mokrep's trademark uh ! I dont have to loose anything right ! Heehs~
So maybe i will do flair before giving my ticket at da entrance and do some back and front flips uh before entering da cinema ! All this for goodluck so that da show will be scary ! xD Thanks Mokrep,hope ur tradmark is not useless ! aahahaha !
So enough talking about da movie thingy lah~
I will update about it again after watching it ! Hurhur~
Today went to gym with Rikh,Mokrep and Burn !
But before going to gym,i accompany Mokrep to information counter at tampines interchange ah ! He lost his fone ! Bengap kan ?!x))
But i dont blame him ah ! It was accidently kan~ Hoho !
Err..But who would purposely lost his fone kan?ahaha! Nebermind lah~
Then after he asked da bus captain,he chase out his ownself since no one return his fone back ! ahahah ! Tell me,who would return a fone? Even da people that go to Mosque frequently also would not return it back ah ! x)) Basket sia JailBerg !
Like eu said Mokrep;"what comes around,goes around!"(:
So just be patient lah~
Then after that,he accompany me go cut hair lah~
And my hair sucks sia ! Haish~
But i never destroy someone's hair before what !
But why must this to happen to me?!x)
Then after cutting my hair and some grass outside da shop,Burn arrived..
Then we proceed to gym lah !
Werk out and werk out,we sign out and go to our usual place that we always slack after gym~
Slack for few minutes then we go buck home !
And here i am,blogging with an ugly hair ! ahaha !
To Erwin Ollie,i know eu get irritated when i use that phrase for every of my post!
But bear with it,this is my blog what ! ahahaha !
Maybe tomorrow i will be going to gym again..
Never get enough of it sey cos i want CHEST and not BREAST !x))
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, November 3, 2008 ; 11:25 PM
Say say say !
Today was quite okay~
Me,Kiwi,Rikh,Marwan Mawar,Khalil,Jon and Nora went to catch a movie at E!Hub..
We watched da 5.15pm show one uhs...
But before that ! I meet kiwi ferst at around 2 in da afternoon lah to find chicks..
Supposely,we have to meet Marwan at small Macronalds there at 2.30 lah !
But we know lah he will be late for sure !
So kiwi and i proceed to TM ah to walk around ferst..
Then on da way there,met Rikh safron and Faisya Haagen Daz !
So we shake hands,DDT each other then we walked our seperate ways...
Kiwi and i went to TM while they go somewhere else that is peace and not many people!
But end up,i saw them again at Century Square!x))
So kiwi and i walk-walk,find chicks and insult any young kids that looks very old!x]
But as usual,kiwi step very pure like that ah...
He keep on saying.."Dont eu say like that..Dont insult God's creation "..
Then i was like..."Eu also insult this kind of people what!" ahahaha !
Then kiwi feel like shitting ah...
So we went to century square's toilet there where we saw da young girl that have an old face ah !xD
After that,we proceed to KFC,hoping that we could eat like pigs but then !
It was closed ! Due to renovation ! Then da Macronalds at da opposite also closed due to some burnings that happened last week!x]]
Kiwi and i was like...."Haish..."
We waited for Rikh and after he arrived,we waited for Marwan at interchange !
Then we proceed to Downtown East and ate at da KFC there !
Tak give up sia aku n kiwi!xD
Then after that,we proceed to E!Hub ah to buy da tickets !
On da way there,so random,we met Carmen with chopstick ! HAHAHA!.________.
She's werking there uhs,selling small stuffs !
Then after bought tickets,popcorns and drinks,we went in uhs~
Sit down,talk-talk,eat Khalil's rendang with bread and da show started !
Then Jon and Nora join in ! Luckily they joined us at da right timing !
They joined us like 5 minutes before da show ends ! ahahahah~
No lah,of cos not ! They joined us when da show started...
We watched "The coffin" ! At ferst,quite interesting and scary ah !
But when to get t know da ending,all of us were pissed off ah !
Da ending was crucially rubbish ah ! ahahahah !
But at least,i prefer that show than High school Musical 3 !(:
After da show,we go to 'Red House' ah...
We just look from da front view lah...
Than Rikh told us about da story all...
Nowonder lah his social studies very good!x]]
Than after that,walked at pasir ris park for awhile..
Reached E!Hub ready,Rikh and i wanna go home while they go find food,i think..
Then kiwi and i look at da sushi at FairPrice there,while da rest at da yoghurt shop~
When i go out of FairPrice,Rikh no where to be found ! ahaha ! Basket kau tinggalkan aku ! Pfft~
So i went back by myself !
Actually i was not going straight home lah kan..
I go met Mokrep and Pak Lang to slack ah !
When i arrived,they offer me sushi and Terriyaki rice sia !
Then it looks very delicious ah ! Then when i finish eating it,i feel dizzy and feel like vomiting sey ! Suspect not Halal ah !x))
But if eu donnoe,its okay what! wakaka !
Then slack for few hours,then we went buck home safely !
Here i am,blogging while i feel like shitting !
Maybe me,Mokrep,Pak Lang and Erwin will be going for sheesha tomorrow !
Cause our Pak Lang is treating us ah ! How kind of him ! Eventhough his chin looks like hairy pussy!x))
So thats all for today and if God willing,i will update eu all again oteys!(:
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
