Tuesday, December 30, 2008 ; 11:22 PM
Oi oi oi ya hoi!
As usual,just came back from werk-.-
My post ah.. The story-line always da same rite?
Well,everyday do da same thing mah~x))
But today i didn't went home straight uhs..
I turned left..Turned right..Roll forward...Kekeke! Lame sia-.-
No lah..I ate dinner with my 'Beloved' ones!xD
They are my colleagues~
Gareth,Rose-line,Mandy,Belle JH,Rachel HongKong,ChaoYuan,Adryll,Kelly and Reena..
Reena hawt sia! ahahaha! But too bad,she belongs to Pudding,a silat boy~xD
Anyways,had a fun time wif they all eventhough it was just for awhile...
As for Belle,dont take it to da heart..
I promise i will disturb eu again in future~ Wakaka!
And not forgetting,Rose-line's hawt too!
But too bad,she's not Halal.. Haish... Kekeke!
Gonna miss Rose-line and Mandy uhs..
Cause they will no longer werking at Escape mah~
Actually all da names that i mentioned will not werking anymore ah cause they were fired except for Belle,Gareth,kelly and Reena~ ahahaha!
After they took few shots of my kingkong's face,then i went back home..
Took da SBS bus home uh..
Actually i was waiting for Grassland Express bus but so long uh... ahahaha!
Lame sia-.-
And by da way..
Countdown coming soon uhs..
And obviously people will go to town areas one... Like there's no other place sia..
Look at me! After werk i will countdown at Masjid Sultan!xD
Haish.. Nampaknye masok nerake lah aku ngan kiwi~x))
So thats all people! Will update as soon as impossible!(:
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, December 29, 2008 ; 10:42 PM
Haish...Haish...And haish again~
It has been for 3 hours,50 minutes and 15 seconds that i had a terrible stomach ache!):
Must be da ZINGER uhs! But da problem is..Da burger not spicy at all sia!
Haish.. I just couldnt figure out wads da problem uhs..
Maybe da chili sauce uhs... I think inside da container where they put da sauce ah..
They got put like lizard,da manager's dirty underwear,nose shit and many more ah~x)
No lah,that was just a joke only..
Skali da manager read my blog,later i kena fine how? Haish..
Anyways,today was a tiring day for me sia!
Wake up at 5.30 in da morning,do push-ups then sleep back~x))
Lame sia-.-
Then i woke up at around 10.45 ah! Fat sia!x]
Used da computer for awhile then i go wash up ah~
Give my Cookie Monster some biscuits ah cause later i scared he wont let me take out my money inside that cookie monster! Kekeke! Sialah,not funny sia my joke!
Then at 12,i met Rikh at da bus stop my house there before we proceed to school..
Kiwi also joined forces with us too..
Abang-abang sec 5 maah-.-
Reached school only,we saw few students of our level wearing school uniforms..
While me,kiwi and rikh were wearing home clothes sia!
Then we told to ourself that we are Boss ah~xD
Just to buy books must wear uniform.. Like what the hair right!
So we just make a act-cute face while heading towards da class where we purchase our books..
We enter only,we saw my classmates and they were wearing uniforms-.-
Bahalol samdol ah they all!x))
We give da person our book lists,then we go to da next door to purchase our uniforms all ah...
Understanding uh.. Our uniforms all got yellow2 colour wad at da armpit area there~x))
Then after buy all our stuffs,we then proceed to Tampines Mall where we find 'Watez'!x)
Ferstly,we went to popular cause i need to buy stuffs there ah..
After that,we headed to Cotton On shop ah cause Rikh wanna buy shirts ah..
And there ah...So many WATEZ sia ! Hehehe! But there were few uh not watez like da gurl A.K.A Tobeng!xD
Haish.. If only i were handsome...x))
Then after Rikh bought his stuffs,we headed to Blok Angin uhs...
Slack for awhile,talked about animes and then Jon arrived..
When Khalil came only,we go to TM again cause Jon and Khalil also want to buy shirts like Rikh! I think they jeles or something uhs...Wakaka!
On da way there,we stopped by kiwi's house to put our stuffs ah..
And also took da Kid's scooter along uh.. Want to practise mah!x)
Only kiwi and i were riding it uhs...
After they bought their stuffs,we head back to kiwi's block and slack there..
Seriously,we all wish that there will be a shutter bus that will take us home sia..
If no bus,da golf car thingy also can ah!x)
After waiting da ants build their house,then we went back home..
While on my way home,my shit was like coming out sia!
Feel like giving birth to a baby kangeroo!
But i gather all my courage,i bear da pain for awhile untill i reach home!
Luckily i didnt shit in my pants.. Haish..
Eu all dont wanna noe wad happened when i sat at da toilet bowl...
KETAT sia !x))
And here i am blogging with muskintape,covering up my asshole so that my shit wont come out easily!xD
Sorry if my blog is just plain boring cause i am just excited that school is gonna start soon!(:
Hope got many watez ah! kekeke!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Wednesday, December 24, 2008 ; 8:47 PM
Apachai everyone!
Today update a little bit uhs..
Not because of popular demands uh..
Because i boring only..
Actually,where got popular sia. No one like reading my blog like that.
Should advertise my blog at Newpaper ah in future~x)
Well,i suppose to werk today in da afternoon shift ah..
Then while killing time at home by playing psp,suddenly my boss called me..
Random sia! Then he told me that i dont have to come to werk today cause raining mah,no people.. So enough staffs lah..
At ferst,i was happy ah cause i can continue playing my psp..
But on the other leg,i feel quite werried uhs..
Werried that im gonna get fired..
This happened to my ex-colleague uhs,Mokrep!xD
So i hope that i will not get fired ah cause i really2 love that job..
I mean love to see chicks while werking uhs~ ahahhaa.
So i just fart and fart lor while playing psp...
I text kiwi to slack,but didn't reply..
Then like 5 hours later,he replied,"Aku aru angun tido.. aha" -.-
He thinks he cute ah?!
Maybe to some of da maniac gurls ah! ahahha!
Haish,enough of that...
There's this problem that im having since sec one uhs..
But till now,havent solve yet..
Eventhough i dont celebrate christmas,i just wanna wish this one thing uh.
I wish that i will get slimmer and fit so that next year i dont have to werry for my Fitness Test!x))
Actually that was da reason that i think twice whether go sec 5 or not..
Not because that i cannot cope ah... ahahahah! Babirusa right da reason?x)
But still,i am going to sec 5...
So just pray hard that i will get slimmer!x)
To be honest,this is my ferst time that i am so eager to go to school! Kekeke!
I cant wait to buy school stuffs uh.. Bag,shoes,pen,pencil,eraser,ruler,socks,snowcap,captain armband,police's batten and many more ah!
And kiwi and i planning to go to school by riding da Kids Scooter! Hehe!
Luckily kiwi got two cause my one i throw ready cause it broke into half..
Maybe due to my weight i think...x))
So i hope Zurikh will join us too(:
Together we join forces,conferm fierce nye!x]]
And i really fcuking hope that kiwi,rikh and i will be in da same class!
Conferm before taking O levels,got chase out of school ready! ahahahaha.
So yeah,thats all..
Lazy ah to post long2.. Somemore today didnt do anything...
Take care people and dont play in da small drains!
Later da small caterpillar,da black2 one,bite eu ah!x) Lame sia-.-
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Tuesday, December 23, 2008 ; 10:51 PM
Yosh people!
Sorry for not updating for like 12 days!
Just came back treking at Nepal with my climbing mates ah!x))
No laa... My face ah climbing.. Two storey i scared already... Kekeke!
Actually i have been helping da prime-minister cut grass at his backyard uhs~
ahahahahahah! Lame sia-.-
By the way,just to tell eu people that i made it to sec 5!
Eventhough i didn't get good points,but i did pass all my subjects(:
So dont brag around if eu get good points but got one subject ungraded ah!
But so far,i didnt get to find one student with that situation ah! ahahaha!
Enough talking bout school cause school will start in one week time,i think so.
Didn't buy da calender uhs~x))
Anyways,yesterday kiwi and i went to apply for next year class lah..
So we brought our 'Milf' along!xD
Cause high chance to go sec 5 maah~
Then we came very early,my ma'am and i lah..
Kiwi so slow sia.. He said it was because of his 'Milf' ah.. Walk like butcher! Busted right kiwi?x)
Then my ma'am and i waited for like 20 minutes ah..
Then we saw a man wearing flower shirt and army shorts..
Finally,my vice-principle arrived! Selekeh sia he!xD
Then waited for another 5 more minutes,let him finish do his morning yoga uhs..
Then we can see him..
Talk and talk and talk,then wait for him finish watching korean drama and he finally sign and approve me to go sec 5! Hehe(:
Then when i came out from General office,i do 10 jumping jacks,my mother also follow uhs.. Celebrate maah~x))
Then while waiting for kiwi's turn,got this 'watez' sia!
Just transfered i think...
And kiwi said she was from Madrasah Wak Tanjong! Haish... Confirm WILD ah!xD
Damn pretty sia she.. If only i was a little bit slimmer with a fair skin,confirm she will smile at me! ahahaha! Fat hopes sia-.-
Then it was kiwi's turn..
Da office lady called for kiwi and as usual,he shouted "YES!"..
Haish.. Kiwi maah...Haish...
By that time,i asked my mother to get lost already...ahahaha! Basket sia me..
No lah.. She go back ferst cause she need to cook lah,Aerobics lah and many more lah~
Then kiwi was like long sia...
If i say they flirting,cannot.. Cause my VP is a guy.. Haish..
But luckily he get to go sec 5 uhs(:
Then after kiwi 'Sabit' powerfully at his mother,we went to Tampines Mall uhs..
We go eat da $1.80 chicken rice uhs.. Nice sia! Cause got pig's oil sey!x))
So if really its not Halal,then Hambali will take all of our sins cause he's da one who introduced to us da chicken rice~ Kekeke!
Then after eating,we go wonder around..
But sadly,there's no 'watez' uhs..)):
Then we go GV check da timing for da show 'IP Man'!
Da show that we watched was da 4.55 show!
So go home ferst,sleep like a pig then meet kiwi..
Go his house for awhile,put game in my psp,then meet da others!
Kiwi,me,khalil and Jon.. Together we join forces,we go watch da show!
To tell eu da truth,da show freaking nice sia! After da show,we feel like beating poeple up sia~x))
After show,we slack at kiwi's void deck ah..
Kiwi and i play play psp ah..
Then later Jon went home cause he wanted to sleep...
So left da three of us only..
After playing psp,we talk-talk uh..
Until not that late lah..
Around 11 like that?xD
We were tired already sia so we went our seperate ways uh..
Kiwi went by PIE while khalil and i went by ECP! HAHAHAHA! Funny like hell right?
Kay lame also-.-
Haish.. No wonder lah eu all never read my blog ready...x))
Then just now went kallang with Mokrep to eat KFC..
Cause its like 20years we didnt go there..
That was what Mokrep said,he also lame like shit right?x)
So here i am blogging,with a very big-round stomach like i just swallow a basketball! ahahaha~
So thats all people! Hope eu all vote for me to become da 'Member Of Parliament'!
aahahahaa! Kay,no link at all.
Gudnite&Love eu all~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Monday, December 15, 2008 ; 9:18 PM
Haiyaaaaak !
Today i had a bad day sey !):
But i didnt cry ah...
Just too fed-ex until got water come out from my eyes..
Not tears lah.. I think water droplets~x)
No laaa... No water at all kays!
Actually i wasnt that fed-ex uh..
Only that i dont have da mood to werk uhs..
To all my colleagues,im so sorry..
I am not trying to be a burden to eu all uhs..
And i dont mean to show faces ah while werking..
Hope eu all understand me uhs~
In da morning it was okay laa...
Going back at 3.30 mah..
So tired little bit,its okay lah..
Then one of me colleagues not feeling well and she suppose to go back at 6 in da evening uhs..
So i dont mind uh extend for 3 more hours..
Then another one of my colleagues came to werk only,then not feeling well..
Then she went home... Haish.
There was no one can extend till night except me..
So i have to extend till night time..
I was quite pissed off lah but i know it was not wif my colleagues and especially,not wif da person who extended me uh!
Maybe i am just plain tired and my brain cant function well..
And when my brain cant function well,it cannot control da face expression..
Haiya.. Eu learn chemistry what.. Should understand lah what im saying~
I didnt make a Matrep's face or what lah.. Just a face of a king kong which looks like one of da display toys in Escape there~
I thought i will end at 3.30 mah..
So i just brought $5 ah ! Cute kan gi kejer bawak $5 ajer-.-
Then buy food and water,left $1.30.
Eu people tell me ah ! What to eat wif that amount of money?
Want to buy Red bean bread at cheers which cost me $0.80 also cannot!
Cause i only have $1.30 mah! Da amount and da price are not da same what!x)
Then i was starving ah but didnt tell people..
Cause if i tell,conferm they will lend me their money one and i dont want to give them troubles ah..
Eventhough they really wanna help cause they good people maah,like me(:
Still,i dont want ah. But later they say i step independent kan..
So that was why i didnt tell them! Hee.
Then ah ! Tell eu what happened ah which made me changed into Mask Rider! Luckily my bike didnt automatic come cause i change settings ready.. Changed to Manual~
I bought da bubble tea at my werk place there ah which i never bought before..
So i bought chocolate ice-blend uh since i have been waiting to taste that drink..
Then after i bought it,go back to carnival and stand by there lah..
I just took a few sips,then my fone vibrate then i dropped my bubble tea!
And da bubble tea was nice sia! Chimaiiiiiiiiiiii!
Then it was a mess ah ! Waah cannot take it sia !
Then i was like.." Apaaa saaa... Fcking shit!" while going to take da mop and a pale!
I was vely vely mad sia!
Then took da mop and da pale ready,go to toilet ah to take da water..
Then i went to toilet beside Burger king there ah to take water..
Sekali there no pipe siaaaaaa! Apa saaaaaaaaaaaaa!
How to take da water from da sink as my pale was a big one! Grr~
Then i have to travel few kilometres again just to go to another toilet!
After few minutes only,i reached da toilet..
This time i went to da toitlet where conferm have pipe one!
When i went into da ferst cubicle where i collect da water,suddenly! Kimice!
Da toilet bowl got 'Kueh'(Faeces) sia!
I was vely vely vely mad sia!
Then i punched da wall ah! Eu know whay happen to da wall or not?!
Nothing happen actually only fractured my fingers !
No lah,joking only.
Then i went back to carnival there,where i dropped my bubble tea and was such a mess,
without a notice or a signage.. Got bee sia! Two somemore! Walaaao~
And i killed da two bees with my mop! Then mixed them with da pearls in da big pale!
Very suey right! Then after i mopped,i am still starving sey.
Luckily i was sent home,which i was hoping for uhs..
Thanks Duty Supervisor(:
Eventhough eu were da one who made me extend till that evening! Heehs~
I get to go home at 7 in da evening uhs..
Then vely hungry maah..
So buy food lah at Al-freco there..
So i bought for me,my mother and my Bold Brother!
See!I am such a loyal son!
But last time i used to make her slap my face uhs....ahahaha!
Now,different ready as im more matured to think what is right and what is wrong..
But few days ago i steal my younger brother's money to buy drink downstairs! Kekeke!
Later i pay him back lah..
Then when reached home ready,i eat lah da fodd that i bought just now..
Damn shiok sia.. I eat 'Nasi goreng Thai'(Thailand Fried rice)!
I eat and eat like there's no yesterday..
After few minutes later,i keep on going to da 'Lock-up'(toilet)!
Because da rice got many chili uh and my stomach vely sensitive!
I went to da 'lock-up' like almost 6 times ready..
And im gonna make it 7 as im going right now!
Cannot take sia! Like giving birth to a baby goat sey!
Will update when my Bold Brother not using da computer aites!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Saturday, December 13, 2008 ; 12:09 PM
Yosh!
Ferst time i blog during da sun still up-up in da sky ah!x)
Usually i wont blog during this hour but there is something i wanna update about but if i update tonight,conferm cannot use one cause my Bold Brother is at home! Haish~
He's currently on 12 days break sia!
Apaaaaaaa saaaaaaa!x)
But luckily,this morning he went to zoo with his friends! Hoho!
So i take this opportunity to use da computer and update my smelly blog!
I hope raining uh later! ahahahah! Busted sia me-.-
So...
Actually i wanna say uhs..
Today is someone's birthday uhs...
Eu wanna know who?
Give eu a hint lah...
Its a human being and not my pet or what uhs..
So now can guess who?x)
Well,i will just tell lah okay..
Today is...
Jeng Jeng Jeng!
Not that Apek who think he's Jay Chou lah..
Its Nora The Explora's Birthday ! Yahoo!
Happy 16th Birthday Nora Binte ***** !xD
Finally eu can watch NC16 shows huh! Keke!
And also play pool with us!x)
So dont care about khalil uhs..
If he follow us go play pool,let him stay outside and watch only uhs..
ahahahahahahaha!
I tried to edit Jon's face uhs but dont know why suddenly go error!
Maybe Jon's face got viruz uhs~x))
Sorry uh Jon,dont stop teaching me chinese hor! Hurhur~
Okay then,i will update again after my Bold Brother go for his NS which hope to be soon! Baah~
And finally,Kiwi's back and i hope he buy for me da "I <3 Bali" T-shirt uhs~x)
Meeting him and da rest later...
Find watez at TM also..
So eu chicks please go to TM often owites!(=
Have a nice day&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Tuesday, December 9, 2008 ; 11:57 PM
Oishiiiiii !x)
Sorry for not updating my blog uhs..
But not totally my fault what..
No one seems to tag only..
So i thought that no one is reading it,am i right? Keke!
Well,What comes around,goes around uh fren !xD
Kay no link sia-.-
Dont say link ah,reception also dont have ! Wakaka !
Funny kan me? Cause my boss always create lame jokes whenever we do briefing.____.
So it affects me deeply !x))
So today just went to werk,as usual.
Today not that tiring uhs cause only werk how many hours only..
Started werking when park open and finished when park closed !xD
I werk Full-Day sia today ! Chimaiiiii~
But lucky from morning till evening theres 'Watez'!(:
So i wasnt that bored lah just now! Heehs~
But there's few that were like babirusa uh but still trying to show their clivage to me and i still cant find da reason why.. Haish~
I didnt switch on da music what.. Da music where da chorus part is,"Turn me on! Turn me ooon!"!
Who's da singer ah ? Is it R.Kelly or Sean Paul ? Haish.. Never mind lah..
Da important thing is dat i didnt get turn on by dat kind of people uhs!xD
Werk as per normal uh but my colleague,Gareth,got sick while werking..
He got a headache at ferst and slowly he started to go to da toilet cause he wanted to shit and vomit...Waah ! Like he got SARS sia ! Haish..Hope he's okay lah~
Cause "SARS is a virus..That i just want to minus.." !
Still remember dat song sia,so lame-.-
Then when we wanted to go home,he didnt have da energy to walk back home..
So he and my another colleague who stays around his area took a cab home..
Sorry uh fren,today i didnt bring my camel sia..
If i bring,conferm i 'Tompang' eu home one~
So after werk,i didnt went home straight...
I turn left.. I turn right... ahahahahahaha!
Apaaaaa saaaaa ! This is da lamest of da lamest joke sia !
Joke primary 3 going to primary 4 one sia ! Haish... Cannot take it ah~x)
Actually i met Mokrep,Zool,Bob,Burn,Iskandar,Mahmud,Sulaiman,Salihin Delifrance,Satriasa and Barahuddin.
Well,only da ferst four names dat i mention are da ones i met. Da rest of da names i just create uhs~x))
Slack with them,play PSP( Hehe,biase lah.. Gue dah ader psp..Hehe..) and talk with ants dat were walking across da table.
Went home at 11.05 and here i am,blogging while eating steamboat!xD
But yesterday one.. Still,quite nice..
Especialy when its not Halal... Shiok ah!xD
No lah.. Of cause Halal uhs.. Its just that i cant find da Halal certificate to show eu all~ Hurhur!
And oh ! Forget to tell eu all...
Recently i got stalked by some people which i dont really know.
It must have been people passing around my number i guess..
Well eu people shouldnt be doing this uhs...
I dont want to be popular in this manner maah~x))
I told eu already right that im gonna join Vasantham Star soon.. Haissssh~
Eu all uh.. Really 'Makan Hati'(Heart eating) uhs !xD
I guess thats all for today as im gonna watch Weedle VS Mewtwo on channel 5 life telecast somemore !xD
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Thursday, December 4, 2008 ; 10:37 PM
Hey peeps!
Sorry for not updating recently uhs!
Understanding uhs...
My brother,not da bold one,is going to Nepal what..
So i helped him pack his underwears that got polka dots and sunflowers one into his beg uhs!x))
No lah..Actually im just plain lazy,thats all! HAHA! kay lame-.-
But seriously,my brother is really going to Nepal!
In fact,he already flew to Nepal with his mates!
Hope his plane will not get crash or else,he will be seeing kiwi! kekeke!
Kay,more lame ah-.-
Limit2 da plane will burn while moving uhs~xD
No ah! Cannot2!
He still owes me money ! So he must be back safely aites!(:
Well,woke up 5.45 in da morning today as to see my brother go off to Nepal..
So i woke up lah..
My mother and him already dressed-up uhs while im still with my boxers..kekeke!
The reason why i woke up was because i want my brother to think that im going to see him going off at da Airport uhs..
So that he feels that i do care about him..
Well,You've been punk'd by Alon Kutcher man! Wakaka!
I just woke up,sat at da living room and when he walked out da door,i went to my bedroom back and sleep with a smile on my face! xD
Perangai orang gemok siaaaaa~
Finally,i will never get woken up in da morning by his bad singing for 18 days uhs!x))
But at da same time,i do miss him. Haish.
I miss forcing him to smell my armpit.
I miss putting my pubic hairs into his mouth while he's asleep.
I miss making him pluck my white hairs cause if he didnt,he will get an uppercut from me.
So brother,i do miss eu sia! wakaka!
Eu must be proud to have a brother like me okay!
Eu dont have to repay back my kindness uhs..
Just buy me da shirt,"I <3 Nepal" uhs! kekekeke! Not much,kan kan kan?(:
So yeah,thats all man!
And ouh yah ! Im getting a PSP uhs!
A brand new one but old version!
Im getting da fat one instead of da slim one ah!
Cause i know that im fat uhs..
Unlike some people uhs..
So fat but still want da slim version ! No shame No shame! xD
Cause i feel that i dont have a life uhs..
Everyday must werk! If not werking,i will just slack!
So i hope that when i own da PSP,it will brighten up my life!(:
But its only PSP sia!xD
Still,it will be my entertainment when i get bored!=D
I will update again when i log in! ahahaha~
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barnye&Friends(;
