Monday, September 29, 2008 ; 11:45 PM
Alohoiiii my ikan bilises !x)
Today bery the suey sials !
Serious talking punya ! Let me tell eu fishes what happened today kays and
conferm eu fishes will go like.."Suey sey JailBerg!"
ahahahaha.Oke mepek.
Okay,ferst of all! Two things happened to me lah..
Eventhough only two things,i am still upset about it..
But i am not injured lah.. Thank God,kan?x))
Ferstly..Me,Brother Baby and kiwi were going for our boxing training lah !
So we went there by train since we already at the Tampines Mrt station area there what.. But the problem is,my ez-link card no value ! Already no value,- $0.16 somemore!
Haish...So fat sia my ez-link ! Hurhur !
Since there was no value,no choice,but to follow kiwi's Trademark !
And that's 'SELIT'(Smuggle)._____.
So kiwi went ferst to tap his card and followed by me !
I just step tap only lah ! kekekeke !
The entrance was successful ! Yohoiiii !
So we took da train,make fun of people and then we reached already !
But when we tried doing da same thing like we did at da entrance,i was caught by this particular Fat lady that was werking at that time ! Babirusa betol nye gemok Queen!-.-
She was like,with her Fat belly lah..and was like.."Hey stop ! Come here !" and was waving her fat arm at me,forcing me to come at da counter ! That was my ferst time getting caught lah ! So she scolded me with her fat mouth and talk about da penalty and stuffs lah..
But da things is..When she mentioned penalty,she was like trying to tell me if i do this kind of thing again,i may end up in Boy's Home. Fat right this lady? Grr~
And for eu fishes info. lah kan..The penalty is like $20 fine sia ! Setakat kan?
But eu fishes must understand her situation and our situation lah...
$20 to her is like "Yohoiiiiiiiii!" sia ! Becos with $20,she can buy Pork Rice,Kway Chap and all kinds of food that can satisfy her Fat tummy ! Which is true lah!Hoho. I dont like to insult people but her Fat attitude plus her unshaven moustache that forced me to lah ! Cannot blame what,correct? Kekekeke!
So i just paid $1.50 and walked from her fat counter !
Then we just proceed to our training place there lah~
Then da second thing that made me upset was boxing !
We came to training with 'Semangat' plus water 1.5litre sia !
But then,da coach didnt come. Suey right?-.-
So we just train like we own da place then go buck home lah..
But before we go buck,we stopped at da Indian Muslim eating place there to have our supper uhs~
Bought some foods and drinks and fart2,then we took da bus home !
I slept like a babirusa sia in da bus ! Damn tired sia ! So whenever i open my eyes each time,i pray to God that da journey is still far ! Huhu. Oke lame-.-
Reached home,shower,blogged and then sleep !
Hari Raya is coming !
So i wish eu fishes..
"Selamat Hari Raya,Maaf Zahir Dan Batin !"
If i ever make eu fishes upset or wadsoever,From da bottom of my arm which is da armpit,i am bery sorry kays !
So thats all fishes ! May God bless eu !
Love eu lah,kays?(:
Bye my powerful ikan bilises(;
Sunday, September 28, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Say say say ! Yohoiii my Fighting fishes !x)
Im bery the happy lah becos i found my brother's headphone back !
So that means that my dining table would not be broken into two!
Hoho !
When i arrived my werk place there,i asked my Duty superviser lah whether she found it or not..Then she said she didnt saw it and i was like.." Serious per? Babirusa lah!"
But when i went to OPS Room where i accidently left it there,i asked one of the rides people if they had seen a headphone or not ! Thank God they found it and keep it !
However i cant easily take it back from the Rides Manager,Imran-.-
Eventhough its mine ! Grr~
He was like.." Headphone ni kat rides nye table per..Jadi ni kite punye ah.."
Then i was like.."Semalam saye tertinggalkan ah kat sini ah.."
&He was like.."Saper suroh kau tinggalkan kat sini..Skarang ni aku nye ah.."
Stupid kan? Who would purposely left their belongings and say they forgot to take it._____.
Bahalol nyeeee!ahahahaha.
Then he kept in his drawer.. And i just smiled but with an angry expression uhs~
And he asked me.."Muke binget per?ahaha"
And i was like.." Boley tahan lah !"
Then he just gave it back to me and say.."Ni lah budak carnival..Tak boley gurau siket.."
TO Abg Manager: Nak gurau ? Kalau nak gurau pegi Taman Angsana lah ! Yohoiii~
Since i got back my headphone,i can werk peacefully lah(:
Started to talk to Nadiah becos i never talk with her before,serious sia!
ahahahaha.
So just asked lah her background infomations all..
And i did talked to Elly too ! Both of them are friendly huh eventhough they look like Villians ! watiatia !
Elly really impressed me sia ! There was this customer and she couldnt understand me but still wanna speak english with me,step pandai kan?-.- But i wont blame her lah..
Maybe people keep on telling her to practice and keep on practice her english ! Hoho!
Then i asked elly to help me ! without any strong wind come in between,she talked to that 'Not hensem' Aunty in chinese ! wow ! And she's not mixed okay! Cool kan?(:
But for awhile only..Now not cool ready ! Hiahiahia !
Then as usual,i went back home as per normal lah..
Took my camel that i tied at downtown-east there and went straight home!
kekekeke! Btw,just to inform eu fishes that i wont update my blog for one or two days lah cos my brother is at home ! But dont eu cry tonight,after hari raya he will be going back to his National Service ! Yippie ! I feel like direct him.." Oi Ugly hair ! Exit is over there ! " x))
But think again..Naah,i should not lah.. He will take my 'Babats' and make dendeng sia! Oke lame-.-
So thats all fishes !
I will try my best not to upset eu all,kays?(:
Love eu fishes and dont stop loving swimming !
ahahahaha.(Inside joke ah)
Bye My Fighting fishes(;
Saturday, September 27, 2008 ; 11:00 PM
Yohoiiii my pallet fishes !x)
Ferst of all,i just wanna tell eu all something lah kays?(:
Eu see the title for today's post right ? Eu all must be very excited,am i right?
Eu fishes must be thinking.."What or who will JailBerg fall for tonight har?"
Am i right,again?
Well my post for today got nothing to do with that title ! Hoho !
Why ? Still don't get it ? Becos my blog wad ! Hurhur~
Okay lah.. Just came back from werk and havent take my shower yet uhs..
Its not that im disgusting or what lah !
I usually shower when im about to go to sleep ! Heehs.
(Actually thats one of my make-up reasons lah for not taking shower! Kekeke!)
Today's werk was like normal...
Reach the place,exchange ez-link card for Staff pass..
Then proceed to 'Carnival 1' to take my name tag..
Then after shake hands,warm up and jogged 10 rounds around the carnival,
then i proceed to OPS Room where we put our stuffs and have meeting~
Then werk,werk and werk..Serve customers and make them smile..
I just wish i could make them vomit blood ah ! Irritating sia they all!x]
Then spot thier armpit hairs and unshaven moustache for the womens..
Finally it was time to go buck home bebeah !~
Waited for the bus at bustop(Like Duh kan?-.-)..
Bus arrived and crawl in and tapped my ez-link card..
Followed Mokrep to 7-11 as he wanted to buy a big drink~
So he bought a tin of Shark drink sey ! Besar nyeeeeeee~
Then reached his void deck,we shake hands then SL(Bedek ajer) and finally proceed back to our graves.
And here i am,again,blogging like i own a PHD already-.-
Macam Babirusa kan aku ?
But what to do.. Haish..Its my life wad ! kekeke !
But i am still hoping that da questions will be like what i said in my previous post! Huhu !
OUH ! One more thing that i forgot to tell eu fishes !
I left my headphone at my werk place lah sials !!
And somemore,its not mine ! Its my brother's wealth sia !x)
Hope i will get it back tomorrow uhs or else..
Haish.. My dining table will be broken into two pieces sia after he chokeslam me!
Thats all for today lah fishes !
Please pray for me that i will get back my headphone,kays?(:
Thank you bery nice !
Go and sleep lah ! And hope eu all dream about 'Freddy' or 'Chucky' ! Hoho!
Bye my cute little Pallet fishes(;
Friday, September 26, 2008 ; 11:59 PM
Peace upon you Bloated fishes !x)
Today was quite fun BUT tiring uhs~
My Gay partner(Mokrep) and i met two different people at different places lah today !
But still,at da same area ! Hurhur ! Same meaning ehk?
Dont care ah same meaning or not ! My blog wad ! ahahaha!
So ferstly,Mokrep and i met Nana and BEA at Bedok Library there as we planned to study..
Then after we met them,shake hands..Kiss each other legs and so on..
We entered da library..
Da place is quite nice ah if its empty ! huahuahua~
So many people sia ! Like Dengue eu know ! Or should i say,Red ants at the park there !
We cant even occupied a single table sia !
They are so self-centred sials ! So we exit the library and try to find a place to settle down uhs~
Luckily da table which located just outside da library were empty..
So we settled down there uhs...
Mokrep teach Nana and BEA social studies while i just watch da moth/butterfly,flying about~ Tried to kill it but i missed. Hoho!
Then after Mokrep finish teaching them-quite long uh like 15 minutes like that,
we just sit around and slack uhs ! Take pictures(Sorry,i dont like to post pictures) like so many times uh ! Actually Mokrep and my face perfect rdy !
Only Nana and BEA uhs that always spoil da picture and we have to take so many times!
ahahahahah ! Then after taking pictures,we decided to proceed back home becos Nana and BEA is under probation and i can see that cos their ankles got Tagging ! ahahahahah !
Bastard sia Balon ! No lah,just Joking Go Round only hor~
Few hours later,after i break-fast ready,i met Mokrep,again-.-
Asyik tengok muke dier ajer taw ! Baju and seluar dah lah samer ! Gay betol!x)
After we SL each other(Bedek ajer),we then meet Pak Lang(Zul)~
We then proceed to geylang ! Reach there,we met Burn !
Then share our life stories little bit,then we go find our barangs-barangs.
Mokrep bought Kain samping(Is it a boxer in english?) while i bought baju kurung!
Then we go find 'Capals'(Its a malay version of Heles).
We bought da same one but different size lah. The owner mouth smelly sials!
Feel like throwing red ants into his mouth sia ! Since i could not take it anymore,i just pay him and go ah~
Walk2,and keep on walking then took the bus and go Pak Lang's house cos Mokrep want to borrow his shoe. Walk2 again until reach the bus stop there and went back home.
And here i am,blogging like i own a diploma ready sia-.-
Aku giler lah tak blaja ! Monday will be my important papers sials !
It will be combined science and Maths paper 1 sia ! Grr~
I pray to God that the questions for science will be like.." What is Stomata?","Why we are not floating on Earth?" and as for maths..Hope it will be like.."Gary bought three apples. He ate one apple.How many apples are left?"
If that kind of questions come out,i swear i will go on the Hot-air balloon sia !
Eventhough i am afraid of height giler babirusa punya !
Thats all for today fishes ! Please pray for me that da question will be like that,kays?(:
Love eu fishes lah sey !
Bye Bloated Fishes(;
Thursday, September 25, 2008 ; 10:25 PM
Greetings my fellow Lohans !x)
This will be my third post after this wonderful&virgin blog was created!
Gyeah ! I think i wont count and just post lah~
Eu expect me to say like.."This is my fourth post..This is my fifth post.."
Like lame kan-.-
ahahahahaha ! So,i will just move on without counting,kay darlink?(:
Enough about that lah! All that Taik gorengs are not important..
Da important thing is that my body is still aching sials !
All over da place sia ! Under my armpit,my shoulders,my so called "six-packs",my thighs(kelengkang) and many other places ! All becos of that boxing training uh !
Tough giler(Insane) sia ! It was like they focus on ur fitness and stamina~
Eventhough i am fat like babirusa at the zoo there,i am still alive now okay!x)
Eventhough during da training i feel like throwing up all da rubbish that i ate from da rubbish dump ! Hurhur~
I made all this sacrifices so that i could protect my beloved ones in future,especially that particular person!(Kening up-up)
Hehehe ! But of cos,that will happen only when im good at it lah..
But for now ah,i cant defend uhs..I will just run away as fast as i can !
I know im being selfish-.-
But its my life wad ! Hurhur~
Enough of that lah kan ! Boxing..Boxing..Aku sepak kau!
ahahahaha ! Only kiwi and i know,kan kan kan?(:
Anyway,I am still waiting for her to go online as usual~Hehs!
Nothing special..Just to have a good chat wif her and laugh at each other with our lame jokes ! ahahaha ! Eventhough its hard for me to believe that she do really exist(Busted sia alon!ahaha),i have to say that she is such a lovely person~
Aku tak bedek sia !x)) She is such an interesting friend to have,or should i say..Bestfriend? Or maybe more than that? HAHA ! I know who i am and i know my limit,kay eu Lohans?(:
She keep on saying things that are not possible but i still love it,eventhough i dont quite believe it ! ahahahah ! Cant talk more about her,who knows?
She does not exist and she's just a random person who just wanna disturb me ?
Maybe a student from Northlight school?x]] Naah,i must think positive !
Her english is like 'POWER' per ! Impossible she's from Northlight~
kekekeke ! I am such a bastard ! But,like i said,its my life wad !watiatia~
Btw,my important papers are coming soon and here i am,blogging-.-
Tuu lah... Asyik kejer ajer kat Escape Themepark and slack only,how to pass?
Haish... Wonder what kind of job i will get in future? Tak kan nak kejer kat Escape sampai besar? Boring eu know ! Everytime see Fatchicks !x))
Okay lah fishes ! I think thats all for today !
I will update again tomorrow night,kays?(:
So if eu fishes go online just to read my latest post(Thank eu bery nice hor!),advice eu to go online after 10 plus aites ! Fow now,eu fishes can just off all da plugs and sleep like there's no tomorrow kays !
As for me,I am still waiting for that person(:
Bye Beautiful Lohans(;
Wednesday, September 24, 2008 ; 11:30 PM
Hey Goldfishes !x)
Looks like my house didnt go black out ! woohoo~
Im kinda 'Jakon'(No idea how to elaborate/explain)with my new blog!
I wanna edit this lah..That lah..
But all i do was just post & let my wonderful Farah do it for me~
Not becos i lazy like Babirusa at zoo there lah..
Its becos im not sure how to do it and since she wanna help me,
just appreciate uhs ! correct or not?
I feel like telling her.."Alaaa...No need lah..Im just giving eu troubles only.."
But think again,wad if she like.."Okay lah..eu do urself kays.."
Then who want to help me sia ? So to be safe,just hope that she will help me !
ahahahahaha ! She did help me alot sia ! I donnoe how to repay her..
Maybe i'll just treat her to 40cents soya bean at school canteen lah after her art paper ! wakaka ! Hope thats enough ! Hurhur~
Btw,im waiting for that particular mysterious person uhs !
She's like so mysterious and random too ! But thats not important..
Da important thing is that..She do have a sense of humour !
Such a lovely person to know in my life lah !(:
Thats all Goldfishes ! I will try to keep on update,kays?(:
Bye my wonderful Goldfishes(:
Ehk hi !x) After living like;16 years,4 months&9 days...
Finally i own a blog ! yesh yesh yesh ! I know its kinda late-.-
But its my life wad ! hurhur ~
This wonderful&Virgin blog would not exist without the help of FARAH FATIN !
Eventhough she's da biggest villian in my class,she's kinda kind uhs !x)
No lah..Joking go Round only..
But she is kind and a great fren to have sia !
So people,go around and find this particular person and be her fren !
ahahahha ! To know about me,just take ur Goldfish eyes and look for my profile,kays?(:
Thats all cos im out of werds since ive got no time to think..
Cos Farah force me to post immediately ! she's a villian kan?x]
Maybe im gonna post again tonight if my house wont black-out!
Bye Taik gorengs(:
