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Sunday, January 24, 2010 ; 10:32 PM

Did i ever mention that i got a new born kittens?
Guess not huh!
Well,i do.^^
Its not that i found them lingering outside 7-eleven trying to buy milk uh..
But my cat gave birth to them.(:
Actually,it gave birth like 2 weeks ago or so?
Cant remember uh.
For girls who love cats so much,dont be jealous of me uh!x))
But the sad thing is that..
My cat gave birth to five kittens..
But only two survive the 30days Survivor Series 'Samoa' challenge..
Kay not funny.
But its true uh. Only two survived. );
I have no idea where my father dispose the three dead kittens uh..
Maybe he cook 'Kucing Masak Lemak Cili Padi' with it uh.. Haish.
Anyway,wanna see the kittens?^^

Okay this is one of the survivors..x))

He was sleeping uh.. Wait. Im not sure whether this kitten is a He or a She..
Later i check ah..Haa.
Im not good at naming a cat uh..
Got a hard time thinking of a cute name for this kitten..
But after having a severe migraine due to naming this kitten..
I finally brought up a name.
I decided to call him/her NINJA!
Nice name right?xD
What? You dont like the name? You think its ridiculous?
Eh my kitten or your kitten huh?!
And dont talk as if my kitten have to go to school uh! Pfft. Hahah.
The next one also survived after the harsh 30days in Samoa-.-

Like rat right?x)
But its not uh.
Its a kitten^^
I dont want to go through the severe migraine again..
Soo.. I name it TIGER!xD
The kitten just reminds me of the fat cat that always linger at the front gate of my school.. I mean Ex-school.. Hee.
Oh! And you must be curious who is the mother of these two kittens right?(:
Look below~

JengJengJing!
You want to know whats her name?
Her name is MANIS-.-
Rubbish name right?!!
My father ah!
Actually i want to call her CICI but no one layan me.___.
Cause im the only one calling her that.
So what to do.. Force to call her Manis.. Haish.
But the mother is grey in colour..
Then why the kittens black and orange in colour ah? Confuse ah.
Maybe she was raped before my father adopt her uh. So pity.
Btw,i managed to take a picture of both of them sleeping on their mother's perot(tail).. Check it out! Haa.

Cute right? Hehe!^^
Kay ah. Thats all.
Want to sleep ah.
I'll be looking at hundreds of boxes later on-.-
I mean later i'll be working lah.
Boring man.
Goodnight.

P.s-Maybe you cant escape from love?

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; 12:12 AM



It was late in the evening when the moonlight shines.
Waiting for you while you are on my mind.
I tried searching for you but i just couldnt find.
And i end up sitting there alone sipping on wine.
Just where are you,my Lady Marmalade?

As i glance at the stars..
The dark clouds,they spell out your name..
I cant deny that i need you..
I will give you my world,
I will treat you nice,
Cause for my Love,
I will sacrifice.
Oh my Lady Marmalade,i wonder who will be you.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 ; 12:37 AM

You are the one that i love..
You are the one that i miss..
Even just for a short while..
Your face will be projected in my mind.

How? Nice not the introduction?
Because its not mine what.
I just translate it from a malay jiwang song.

Anyway,ive been very2 paranoid recently.
Let me tell you why.

First thing:
I am very2 worried that i will be thrown to Republic poly instead of the poly that i want. Why? Cause only my first choice meet the cut-off point..x))
The rest ah,wah sibei jialat pantat uh.. Like two or three points lower than my points uh. Haish. Pray hard that i will get Temasek Poly uh.

Second thing:
One of the specialists told me that i will go bold by late 20s when he take a look at my hair. Who would not be so sad,am i right?
So right now,i must save money so that i can have a hair treatment at Yunam Haircare Centre. So pity right?
And FYI,the one who told me this was Kiwi-.-
Hahah. Very hard to believe but just be safe than sorry uh!xD
So these two things make me paranoid uh.
But i relek only ah.

Not only that uh actually..
I can get tired easily uh recently..
Must be due to working uh..
Then i sleep like wah...
Lucky i have clock/watch siaa or else,i will definitely lost track of time. Hee.
Err.. Kay ah,i think thats all ah.
No idea what to say ah.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)





Tuesday, January 12, 2010 ; 11:36 PM



You see lah the boys above! You see!!
Acceptable not to go to polytechnic?
No right?!
If you were to judge us,you might have think that we're drop-out students with no future,right?!
But you all see lah.. Hardwork will definitely be paid off one..^^
Both of us can go poly but dont know which school yet uh.
But i hope we both same school uh so can become Bestfriends Forever!xD


This one more worse ah!
From one look,confirm people think he flasher at Joo Chiat complex right?!
But surprisingly,no ah. Hahah.
He also can go poly.
And im hoping that we three will get the same school so can threesome during break time.
And the most unacceptable thing is,he got 15 points-.-
See! What i told you all! Never listen somemore huh!
Hardwork paid off right!^^

And those who are taking O' Levels this year,never think that its easy just because people like us pass huh! You all have no idea how we gone through the 10 months of suffering.
If you dont put enough effort,than thats it uh.
Not that i wanna brag ah that i passed but..

EH MY PROBLEM AH! I WORK FOR IT WHAT!
WHAT?! NOT HAPPY! LAI AH! BUY HAPPY MEAL WITH ME!xD
Kay lame.

The taste of the victory is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Almost get diabetes sia!x)
Kay ah. I want to sleep ah.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

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Monday, January 11, 2010 ; 11:49 PM

Guess what?
I got 20 points for my O' levels-.-
I got the points that i aimed! Cool right?x)
HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sia.
Then minus CCA,got 19 points uh.
Im aiming Environment Design and i put it as my first choice(:
Hopefully i'll get it uh.
I know its gonna be tough but im curious about the course and willing to learn it.
Plus,i wanna make playgrounds ah. To bring back the old-sweet memories!^^
But on the other hand,im quite sad that a few of my friends cant make it. ):
I cant say anything cause i dont know how they feel.
And i cant possibly be saying that i understand how they feel right?
I just wish you all,all the best in whatever you guys are doing!
Just dont stop and keep on moving.
Kay ah,i want to draw a few samples of playgrounds ah.
Haaa. Bedek only. I want to sleep actually. Tired uh.

Goodnight.
P.s-Thank you so much for those who wish/pray for my success((:

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 ; 8:57 PM

The clock is ticking. Tick tock tick tock.
Seriously,the ticking irritates me.
How i wish i have a shotgun and just shoot the damn big clock.
It shows 3.15pm.
Im waiting patiently in the hall,on my chair,for the results for the O' Levels.
Everything seems to move in slow motion. I wonder why.
I see people sweating.
I see people shivering as if they need their ecstacy right at that moment.
I see people crying like its Judgement Day.
But still,the results are not out yet.
They are still in the hands of the teachers.
Its very chaotic. But i cant hear a single thing.
Hence,i started digging my ears but end up disappointed.
Ear-shit was on my finger but i still cant hear anything at all.
I just keep myself calm and wait.
This is taking way too long. As if im waiting for ikan bilis to bite my bait.
Still,i keep myself calm.
Soon,i feel so drowsy that i eventually fall asleep.
In my dream,i was in a crowd-like in a moshpit.
I was clueless on where i am at that point of time.
Until i spotted a guy wearing a 'Topi Float'(Floating cap).
And i said to myself,"Oh no."
Then from colourless shirts that the crowd was wearing,slowly,it turns red.
I realised,where i was. I was terrified.
I tried running away but as i go one step further,it came to me two steps closer.
I know i cant go no where.
I cried. I looked down on my body,i was wearing the same shirt as them.
I cried even more. This time,till tears,blood,ants,houseflies came out from my eyes.

Bam! Im quite hurt on my back.
I open my eyes and all i see is just bright white light.
Is this Heaven? I wonder.
Soon,i get to see the clear view of where i am.
Im still in the hall.
Actually,i fell backwards from my chair.
The white light,it was the gigantic bulbs in the hall.
I stood up,pick up my chair and sat.
Its time for the results.
You want to know how's my results?

CANNOT AH! BECAUSE I HAVENT GET WHAT! TMR THEN GET AH!xD
Very nervous&excited for the results.
I hope for the best ah.
Please ah,i get 20points i run around the school half naked siaa.
I even shave my armpit hair to prepare you know.
So God,dont disappoint me please.):
Kay ah. I want to look upon the dark sky ah.
Who knows? I will see a shooting star.
You know what i'll wish for((:

Goodnight!

(Remember,don't fall in love.)





Tuesday, January 5, 2010 ; 11:26 PM

"Life is a challenging game indeed.
We are just characters and will be a temporary one.
But nevertheless,a lot of things can happen despite it is a game.
There are many things to talk about in this 'game' but i would like to stress on..
'FRIENDS'.
Friends are the people that we see as our second love since the first love is from our family,am i right?
Frankly speaking,it is very hard for me to understand my friends.
I cant tell whether he/she needs a listening ear..
I cant tell whether he/she needs some advice from me..
I cant tell whether he/she have problems which needs to be help by another party..
I just cant tell.
Why?
Thats me.
Im sorry.
Im sorry not because i did something wrong to you.
Im sorry for myself because im like this.
So if you have any problem,just tell me about it.
Dont have to show me signs.
Even the signs of the Judgement Day i cant figure out.
Is it that difficult?
Come on lah. I would even hear you out if you want to talk about your penis that got swollen because it was stung by a bee.
But if girl's stuffs,i cant help uh.
You see,its not as difficult as you think.
Frankly speaking,again,its different without you.
I wonder why it was not as happy as last two years-2008?
It was because you are not in the perimeter with me,with us,like we always do.
Yes,its truly sad to go through this situation.
I know,i cant just think of myself.
I know that you are voraciously angry at me.
But like i said,this is me,this is how i live.
You dont tell me,how should i know?
There were a few times when i feel like asking how are you doing but halfway i stopped.
Why?
Because i thought that i should give you some time alone.
It was a mistake?
I dont know.
But what i know that things are not the same like last time.
People say that friends are not important.
I swear i never agree with that.
Why?
Because from friends,i learned how to masturbate.
Okay,it was just a joke.
What im trying to say is that with friends,we can share things which we cant share with our parents.
Its not that we cant share with them but its just awkward you see.
Looks like this time,its like fixing a broken building of a two-storey Lego.
Its not easy.
I cant assure whether i could even build up back on what has just broken.
This is all God's will.
If you cant accept who i am,i wont be bothered.
But let me tell you something Mike,i accepted for who you are,we always do.
Or else,you think i would easily let you criticize me just like that?
I would just push you aside like how the others did and regard you like the leeches in the longkang.
But no,i did not. Because i accepted you for who you are.
But i agree that i dont understand you. Never did i.
People asked me,"Eh why he's like that?"
I answered,"He's like that one uh.. You must understand him.."
Read these two sentences above! Did i mentioned that i understand you,friend?
Fuck hell no. Fuck hell no. Fuck hell no.
But still,even if i dont understand you,you are still a friend of mine.
Sigh. I just remember that youre a blockheaded.
Hmm.. But you have a heart arent you?
Hope you understand.
Nonono,i dont need you to understand me cause i eventually dont understand you.
I just need you to understand the situation right here,and make the right choice.
If you still dont want to aid me/us with the broken building of Lego,so be it.
Theres nothing i can do anymore.
Guess i said enough,till here my pal.

You got a phone,call Alon."


But even im like this,im glad that there's someone that stick with me like the bricks and the cement.
And that is Mokrep!^^
But now he got his very own Watez! Haish.
Cant disturb him uh.
Maybe one or two days uh..x))
Im so fcuking envy of you siaa!
Tak per2.. Nanti aku dah naek becah,kau tengok siapa aku pikul di belakang! Hehe!
Jangan terperangjat kalau Salomah tompang i eh! Haaaaa. Penis sia.





Sunday, January 3, 2010 ; 10:55 PM

"You don't have to be so nice..
I know what i want and i know what you dream of..
You dont have to be so sweet..
Later all the boys will look at you and feewit-.-"

Kay the last line is fake uh.
I dont know the title of the song but its kinda addicting uh.
Anyway,im kinda curious about my name uh..
So i googled uh..
And you know what?
My name is unisex sia^^
At first my name is like for females uh..
Cause when i search images..
Most of them are females..
And i was like.."Err..Hmm..Err..Hmm.. what the foil sia?"
But luckily i saw some guys as i scrolled down.. Haahaa.

Tomorrow students will start schooling.
And im alone at home in the morning.___.
Cause im working at wee hours mah.
By 9 plus at home rdy.
Then what i'll do you ask? Then i stone all the way ah.
I want to work at ToysRus ah!
So that i can count how many people use 'Lifespirit' bag uh.
I seriously got issue with that bag ah.
Damn to those who created it. Taik goreng pakai minyak zaiton betol ah.
Its like.. They dont know its not nice ah?
If small kid use it,i can close one eye ah..
But when like 15 years old and above? Uh'uh.. There must be something wrong uh.
Haish. But what can i do.. If only i have the power to ban it. Tsk.
Nvm ah. As long as they happy ah. But im not ah definitely.

Kay ah.
I think i want to iron my school uniform ah.
Eh wait,im not schooling lah.. Heh.
Eh but i need to wake up at 1.30 okay.
Fairprice uh.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)










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