Wednesday, May 20, 2009 ; 9:21 PM
Good morning Mrs. Tang,Mr Nathan and fellow springfielders..
Okay,crap. Im out of greetings. Haish.
My life sucks ah. But i know there are others which sucks more than me..x))
But true wad!-.-
Eu wanna know sumthing?
Well,my results for Mid-year were totally,mentally and physically ATROCIOUS!
I repeat myself 20 times,ATROCIOUS! Haishhhhhh.
Im taking my O'levels this year and this is how im performing?
Chop2 i will be schooling at Malaysia,the one that need to wear 'songkok' to school that one..x))
Serious siaa.. I was like.."Waah..Disgracing siaa!" and Rikh can still say.."Okay per!" wif his face full of taik kucing!x)
Okay your head lah okay! ahah.
Then when others were happy wif their results for one of their subjects like art,i was sitting at my seat,in between the people and reflect on my results...
Suddenly i felt the classroom was dark and the light was shining on me only..
I can feel the sorrowness,emptiness,lousiness,sadness and all the nesses..
I wanted to scream but somehow it seems that the volume of this world was muted..
I saw people shouting and laughing but i cant hear them..
Then after making a curious face,then i realised that i was in my heart,searching for answers that were left unanswered..
Tears started to flow like how the Merlion vommit the water..
I was holding a candle that was still lighted..
The reason that tears started to flow was becos the wax kept on dripping on my hands and it hurts.. Not becos of other possible reasons..
Then i started to think of possibilities wif questions in my head..
But somehow i managed to answer them all..
Question:"What if i fail my O'levels and i cant be a police officer,how?"
Answer:"Be a security guard at Springfield secondary school."
Question:"If i have 5 children,how am i gonna feed them wif the salary of a security guard?"
Answer:"Abandon them and run away like Mas selamat. All becos of 'We the kings' uh..The check yes Juliet song..The chorus is.."Run baby run.." waad!"
Question:"And if i run away,when i grow old,who will take care of me?"
Answer:"The Metta Welfare Association near my block there."
Haish.. I know its kinda lame,especially my answers for the questions..
But bear wif it lor.. Fated already right..
This is my last chance! There will be no more wake up call for me!
Where can have so many wake up call,later bill high how? Who's gonna pay for it?
Kay lame!-.-"
This is my wake up call! I need time to study as im a slow learner..
So i need to sacrifice uhs..
The first thing that i will sacrifice is work!
Its very heartbreaking to leave them but i cant do anything..
So i hope eu all understand uh why June im not coming back..
Not becos i have been kidnapped or something uhs..
Not only that,i think im gonna stay wif my grandmother uh untill O'levels are over..
I cant study at home uh.. The environment just dont seems to be right..
So which means that i cant go online or update anymore.. Haishhhh.
Maybe this saturday im gonna shift my things there uh..
Okay laa..
Dont wanna right long2 as i got feedbacks that people wont tend to read my blog when my post is very long..
So yeah,all the best for me and to eu all too!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: I hope all the sacrifices that will be made is worth it.
Friday, May 15, 2009 ; 11:45 PM
Hello,who's on the line?
Well,today's date is 15 of May,2009!
And its my birthday! Yay!-.-
ahaha! But im not sure wad time i came out from my mother's underground tunnel!x))
Okay lets tok about today aites!(:
Today,i go watch movie wif these few human beings uh at Bugis there.. Da new mall which i dont really remember uh da name..x))
Met izzat n puding at izzat's void deck,then we proceed to meet da rest at Bugis there..
But before that,we are still early.. So we went to TM to walk2 ferst uh..
After like 30mins like that,then we took da train and meet them..
However,we were late despite i thought that we are still early..x))
So met them at da bus stop infront of da bugis street uh..
Met Farah and Carmen,then met da others;Nadiah,Sherry,Stephanie and Mira at Filmgrade there!
Farah bought da tickets ferst ah,then we paid her after that..
Scared later no ticket anymore right.. Then if no ticket,how? Make ur ownself ah?xD
So Farah extort money from Izzat n puding uh..
But when i wanna pay,Farah dont want to accept it..
Alaaa..Like how da MRT ticketing machine reject da crumple money laa..xD
Then i checked my money uhs.. But its not torn waad..
Then i was like asking her why uh..
She said she wanna treat me since its my birthday!
And i was like.."Huh?! Serious ah? Since when eu are this kind Farah?!" ahahaha!
But actually,she's kind uh since da ferst time i know her uh..
Da time when i always follow my brother to her house every morning so that he can go to skool wif Farah's brother..
And that was like 9 years ago uh when Farah and i were only primary 2!xD
Okay back to da story..
So i thanked her uh.. Endlessly uh cos she kept on wishing me happy birthday!-.- ahahaha!
Then met da rest and they bought popecorns&drinks and then we proceed into da cinema..
We watched 'Angels&Demons' uh...
At ferst,i thought that in da story,got demons all ah.. Like horror movie.. Suddenly dont have!
Da movie was like mystery2 type uh but overall,it was great ah! Hee.
After da movie,we wanted to eat so all of us went to Long John Gold there to eat..x))
Then Farah and Carmen went to da toilet uh.. That was wad they say at ferst laa..
But i dont suspect anything uhs... So i just stared at empty space uhs..ahaha!
Then they will only order when Farah and Carmen come back uhs..
Kiwi,puding and i were hungry actually uh but da problem is.. Haish..
When we unzipped our wallets,kiwi's one came out baby frog,puding's one came out flies where else mine came out pikachu..xD
Da three of us all no money..ahaha!
So i know that i cant stand looking at them eating right later...
With initiative,i asked kiwi to accompany me to withdraw money so that i can buy food uh for kiwi,puding and myself uhs! Im a person that is not stingy uh.. If got money or food,i share.. If dont have,together we suffer laa...ahaha!-.-
Im not rich ah to treat them food but eu see laa,i cant bear to see them just staring at me eating waad.. Somemore i have money becos im not smoking.. Never in my life i ever buy a packet of ciggs...ahaha! But i just take drugs only ah!xD Kay,joke only ah! Later CNB officers read ah then they track me down,habes ah.. Cannot take O'levels siaa..x))
So kiwi and i went to bugis street to find ATM machine which i thought have ah..
But after all da sacrifices that we had made by passing through many animals wif hairy armpits,it was hopeless!xD
There was no ATM machine there.. Haish 20 times.
Then called Carmen and she said there is ATM machine at Bugis Junction..
So we proceed to Bugis Junction uh..
Then we couldnt find uhs..
So we looked at da map uh.. Still couldnt find lor..
I swear to God Almighty,we were like in da Amazing Race man!xD
We kept searching and searching but to no avail.. Haish another 20 times.
Then during da 'race',we did overcome an obstacle uhs..
While trying to find our pit stop which is da ATM machine,a women stopped us..
She asked wif her 'karat' accent..x))
Women:Excuse me,can eu give me a minute?
Kiwi:Huh? can2. Wad ah dis one?(Very rude right kiwi?ahaha)
Women:Okay im from 'Create Talents PTE LTD' and i think eu both have da criteria..
Kiwi:Ouh.. so?
Women:I need ur name,age and phone number pls..
Kiwi:Can2. My name kiwi,age 18 and phone number *toot-toot*..(Scared kena prank call ah..ahah)
Me:Can call me Bob,age 17 and phone number *toot-toot*...
Women:Okay thank eu,anything we will call eu.
Kiwi:shut up ah. waste my time only..
HAHA! kay da last part,i made up myself..x))
Then we didnt give up uh.. We kept on searching..
In the end,we lost as we exceed da time limit..
Wait,Amazing race got time limit ah?xD
Nebermind laa... So Farah said she will pay for me ferst,then when i withdraw money later,i pay her back uhs..
So we headed back to Long John Gold uh...
Okay this is da climax part..x))
When i reached only,i was completely surprised man!
They said that Farah and Carmen went to da toilet but actually they didnt uh..
Instead,they went through da troubles to buy for me Donuts to celebrate my birthday!
How sweet of them siaaaa! I dont really celebrate my birthday so when they surprised me wif this,i was like damn touched ah! They planned da day before only siaa.. And it turned out perfectly fine..ahaha! Eu all super heroes ah!xD
I know to some of eu it was like.."Aiyaa.. Setakat siaa.."..
But to me,its not okay! Not like some Matreps who always expecting presents&stuffs from others!xD
To innocent matreps,im sorry!x))
Wanna see da donuts? Look below man! And sorry if my face like act cute! My birthday wad!xD
Nice&cute right da donuts?! Hehe.
Then after i ate one,they go and order...
After finished eating,we ate da donuts ah..
Then left wif one sugar and cheese flavour uh..
Da rest dont want it anymore..
Since i dont eat cheese,i eat da sugar one uh..
Da sugar was like damn much uh.. So i slowly bite it..
But when i bite it already,eu see below laa wad happened.. Disaster will always happen if kiwi is around.. Haish..xD
Seday bulu right?! ahahah! But its okay ah.. I dont get angry easily waad..
I may look tough&muscular on the outside but im soft in the inside..xD
Then da rest of it,i gave to Mr.Dustbin,Puding!xD
But still got one more donut which is cheese flavour uh..
Since i messed up da place right,da uncle which kiwi called him Jay Chou,had to clean up waad..
So wif my own initiative again,i gave him sincerely from da bottom of my heart&kidneys despite he refuse..ahaha!
He said that he's werking and cant eat it but i told him to put aside and give da rats to eat,not eu..ahahaha! Busted siaa me! No laa.. I said that he can eat it later when he finished werking..ahaha!
After that,Farah and i continue da Amazing race as kiwi gave up already..x))
Finally,we found it after Farah asked strangers for da ATM machine..xD
I paid her back then we meet da rest outside Long John Gold there..
We then proceed to Haji Lane to have some 'sisha'..Or 'seasha'..Or 'sheesha'? ahaha.
Aiyaa.. eu all get da picture right!x)
I didnt have it uh.. I just suck from da pipe and blow.. Thats all! I didnt take in uhs~x))
We slack and slack uh until da thing finish..
Then kiwi go dropped da glass that have a candle in it and it broke..
Euu see! Disaster always happen right if kiwi is around!xD
So we just kept quiet and make suspicious face so that they will not notice...ahaha!
Then 10mins later,we ran off! ahaha!
So all of us head back home uhs.. But on da way to da MRT station,we did took some pictures ah..
We even asked these two passerby to help us take a picture! Step tourist siaa!xD
Then we finally reached da MRT station..
But then,my ezlink no value! Haish for one minute.
So i lined up uh.. Then when it was my turn,da person at the counter said that i need to activate my ezlink at da ticket service.. And i was like.."Haish..Yelah.."..
Then da ticket service counter close before my eyes! ahaha. Seday bulu per!x)
So i have to buy da standard ticket lor..
When i wanted to buy,i insert $10 note laa but it keep on rejecting it..
Then got this watez sia beside me and she said..
Watez:The machine dont accept $10 note..*smile sarcasticly*
Me:Ouh,eh? Is it? Ouh yah lah. K bye.
Paisey siaaa! So i asked Farah for 60cents.. Waah,i feel very bad siaa.. Cos i keep on asking money from Farah!xD
Then when i wanted to buy,got this apek insert $10 note also and da machine rejected it..
So say to him lah..
Me:This machine dont accept $10 note ah..
Apek:Huh? *suddenly it accepted da $10 note*
Me:Err.. can ah? Ouh,okay2. Nvm ah.
*Apek walked off*
Then da same watez was still beside me siaaa! Waah paisey siaaa!xD
I took da ticket and ran as if i just robbed a bank!xD
Then all went their separate ways uh..
I went back home wif mira uhs.. She can be funny at times uh..ahaha!
How can a 'Donut' be 'Jonut' eu tell me?!xD
So tok&laugh along da way uhs..
Sent her till at her lift and i went back home...
Quite far uh from her house to mine..
Her block is 287 and mine is 289 ! ahaha! Far right!xD
Then when i just reached home only,my ma'am said that my aunty wanted to treat me supper! Hee.
I go and have a quick shower and then off we go..
We went to simpang bedok uhs..
I ate Fish&Chips.. Since its my birthday,my food special uh.. Da fish was served alive!HAHAHA!
Funny right!x)) Kay lame uh-.-
Then after eating,we go bach home uh.. Sleepy eu know!x)
So here i am,blogging like there's no tomorrow!xD
I think im gonna end my post uh cos tired sia my fingers..
Like playing piano for 3 days non-stop!ahaha.
But before that,i wanna say a big THANK YOU to all of eu for everything! Wishes&treats all!
Especially-FARAH,CARMEN,STEPHANIE,SHERRY,NADIAH and MIRA(: uhs!
And those who wished me at blog-MOKREP<333333,FARAH,NISA,NORA and others if there's any!xD
Plus,through Msn and messages uhs!
Love eu all ah! Didnt expect my birthday to turned out this way(:
Thanks a lot once again!
Last but not least,a picture of future 'Triple Noize'!x)
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: Thanks for everything.
Sunday, May 10, 2009 ; 11:10 PM
Hey! Konekchiwa! Hisasiburi!xD
Kono kuru uttare!ahah.
Miss me? Hell no right! Eu all where got visit my blog anymore!
Must have found someone else's blog dat is Doper den mine right?!x)
But nevertheless,life has to go on..
Life is like a rollercoaster..
Kay,like no link uhs..
Just becos eu all dont like my blog,i dont have to be emo waad..
Anyway,i just wanna wish all mothers in this world a 'Happy Mother's Day!' alright!
Doesnt matter whether eu are young or old,skinny or fat,or already have passed on..x)
And even to those who are pregnant too! Especially if dats their very first baby!
But if suddenly ur baby come out with only one finger on each hand and one toe on each leg,i hope eu understand uh.. This is all fate waad!xD
Anyway,today i had a family gathering at my aunt's house as my nenek is living there too wad..
So all went there to celebrate mother's day uh..
But it was after 'mahgrib' uhs.. Like 4.50pm like dat..
Kay fake only,later i will be caught by MUIS sia if they read this..x))
Mahgrib is like after 7 in da evening like dat uhs..
But before dat,in da afternoon,i went to study as dis fren of mine suddenly so nice to teach me Maths!xD Never in all my years,she had been so nice before..ahaha!
Kay,fake only ah. She's nice okay. But she can 'sabit' eu,especially guys,until eu cant produce babies uh!x)
Decided to study at Mac at Tampines west CC there uh at 2..
She said dat she will be late uh so i took my own sweet time uh to reach there..
Despite i took my own sweet time by crawling instead of flying,i still arrived ferst..xD
So i waited for her silently wif my fingers on my lips uh..x))
Then i was bored uh so i cook rice,Asam pedas,sambal goreng and fried some ikan bilis,then she arrived wif her innocent face..
From da face,she was like trying to say,"Hey! Im not late lah. It was eu who came early.." ahaha! Kay,bedek only.
Then we settled down and started studying uh..
Have to admit,she is a great teacher! She is very good at explaining and make things less complicated by drawing out 'beautiful' diagrams so that i could understand..
Thank eu my prend! Life will be meaningless without eu!xD
Seriously sia,eventhough i was just sitting there,but after we were done wif da maths thingy.. I can feel dat my brain is slimmer..x))
Thanks babe! Hope to study wif eu again!ahaha.
Anyway,just wanna congratulate Nora and Rabeetata uhs!
Nora,take good care of him hor.. He's a nice guy uh.. Dont let him join wif me in da Gay World kays..ahaha! Kay,dat was just another joke uh.
And as for Rabeetata,i dont noe eu dat well as eu are not my fren(kay,dat was like Busted uh..ahaha!),but i would say dat eu picked da right guy cos now,eu dont have to take bus anymore as he will send eu wif his bicycle uh.. I mean bike..ahaha..
Kay,dat was another joke uh.. Eu must not love a guy just becos he got a bike okay..
Eu must love a guy sincerely from da bottom of ur heart and kidneys kay..xD
So yeah,good luck aites! And as for me,i need to stay single man. Why? Cos im Doctor. Love!x) Doctor. Love does not need a girlfren uh but he do noe a lot bout LOVE!ahaha. Kay,in malay,they say.."Macam paham!".. In tamil,they say.."Manjil putege pila amigil!"..
Kay,i anyhow one uh. Later they find me and beat me up in like those Hindustan movies!x))
So if got any love problem,eu can just tag me ur fone number and i can giv eu some advice..
Don't werry,i wanna help sincerely uhs so its free of charge..
Just treat me to swensens is enough uh..ahaha!
Kay ah.. I think dats all for today as im using a laptop right now..
Wish its mine uh but its not!x) Its my uncle's uh..
Gerek uh using a laptop but im not use to its cursor yet uh.. So its kinda irritating uhs..ahaha.
Plus,da battery is hot right now uh and i scared it would go 'Boom!' and get my face disorganized..xD
Then people wont believe dat im a Doctor. Love anymore right!ahaha.
Once again,i wish all mothers,even da animals,a Happy Mother's Day!x)
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney and Friends!(;
Labels: I love eu mother.One day eu will know how much i love eu.I wont use words.
Saturday, May 2, 2009 ; 12:18 AM
Sawadikhap!
Kap kong lai semalai dikurap!
I wont be sorry to eu all just becos i didnt update my blog..
Eu wanna noe why?
Cos i keep on saying sorry whenever i update a post which i actually dont really mean it..x))
So my mother say,its not nice saying things that eu actually dont mean it..ahaha!
Anyway,just now watched "X-men origins" wif a whole lot of people..
There were me,Alon,Fadzlon,Izzat,Kiwi,Haikel and pudding!
Okay dat was kinda lame actually-.-
There were actually only 3,including myself,dat watched da movie!x))
Khalil and Marwan paitao us uh..
But i believe to a very large extent dat da reason they paitao us was very strong..ahah.
So lets tok about today uh..
Supposely to meet at GV at Tampines Mall at 5pm uhs..
But somehow,i waited izzat at da fitness corner at da MRT track area there at 5.35pm uhs..x))
Did some stomache exercise then he arrived..
We walked slowly,take our own sweet time..
At around 6.10pm then we reached GV and found out that pudding actually didnt line up despite him arrived ferst.. God Damn Bongok right!xD
Then he was like frustrated already ah but izzat and i just ignored him uh..
He's not important to us wad..xD
Joking only! Pudding,eu are my everything,my world!ahaha.
Sounds wrong man.
Anyway,after i threw a string of profanaties straight on his face,we line up..x))
Then when we bought da tickets,we still have 2 hours and 30 mins more!ahaha.
So we roamed around like a ghost ah..
Cant quite remember where we went uh just now..ahaha!
But i noe we were like God Damn tired uh just now..
I feel like lying down and sleep sia..x))
Then it was time to go in(:
I wont elaborate about da movie ah..
Scared eu all wanna watch then i spoil it right..ahaha.
But somehow i get distracted uh during da movie..
Not becos of apek behind me was plucking his armpit hairs laa..
Just that i was hallucinating uhs..
Especially when wolverine fight against cybertooth..
I was like focusing uh on their fight..
Then suddenly when i looked at wolverine's face,it changed!
My face was on his face man!xD
Eu get wad im trying to say? If eu dont,i dont care! I wont get certificate for helping eu understand waad!ahaha!
So yeah,maybe in future,i will look like wolverine?x)
To wolverine,if eu are reading this,i need ur guidance! How the hell eu put those blades underneath ur skin siaaa!x)
I have tried making one for myself using recycled materials uh..
But i didnt succeed! ahahah.
Nevertheless,i will become like him someday..x))
Then after da show,my head was like 45degrees upwards as i was walking..
Cos our seats was on da 4th row from front.. Wad do eu expect man!xD
Then we went our seperate ways but before dat,as usual,hugs&kisses wif each other then we go back home..x))
I took bus 292 to transfer me from da interchange to my house area there..ahaha-.-
While waiting for da bus,had this story book to accompany me..
Da title is 'Death of a Blue Movie Star' by Jeffery Deaver..
Quite interesting i should say uh..
After reading half way through,i was flabbergasted by how they twist da story..
Kay i just lied!x)
I only read till page 11 uhs.. Hoho!
So yeah! Reached home,on da computer and practice on my singing for Anugerah audition tommorow while waiting for da computer to load..xD
Kay fake only! As if i can get through da audition only...ahaha.
Drinking Root beer right now to keep myself awake so dat i could let eu all read my post when eu visit my blog ferst thing in da morning! See! How gracious i am!x)
Okay i think i should stop now cos if not,maggots may form at my buttocks sia!xD
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
