Thursday, April 23, 2009 ; 11:16 PM
Yohoi Mamashita!x)
Sorry for not updating my blog..
Busy wif skool's life uh..
This time my reason true uhs..ahaha.
Everyday,come back skool only,conferm i sleep one..
Cos tired maah..
Then when i sleep already,my mother didnt use da Pokeflute..
So thats why when i wake up only,its time to go to skool.. Kekeke!
Anyway,everyone has already started their skool life..
All busy wif their studies uh...
Especially da poly students..
Can be very sad ah..
Looking at them,wearing their own attire where else im still using da uniform wif vertical green lines on it and green pants...
I look like a plant siaa.. A Fat one i mean!x)
But its okay..
Like people say,"There must be a reason why this thing happen to us.."
But i still cant find da reason for my case siaaa! ahaha.
Maybe becos PSLE i didnt study uh..
Or perhaps,i didnt drink Halal Food Booster..Kay lame-.-
Anyway,forget about it..
Soon i will be joining eu guys waad.. Right poly students?xD
By da way,just now i had my very ferst science practical exams!
Guess wad?!
Freaking easy siaaaa!
For chemistry,i just mix2 da solutions like slurpee like that..
Then as for physic,i just draw a smile face on da graph paper!
Conferm distinction oneee laaa! ahahah!
Kay,i fake only. If eu all believe ah,donnoe wad to say.x))
For physic,i did quite okay laa..
I think im gonna score better in physic den my chemistry uh..
I hope out of 30,i get at least 1 mark ah! Please God!x)
Nanti aku smayang Hajat uh. Haa~
Then after i finished da practical exams,Rikh and i ate at KFC behind our skool there..
There,we saw a lot of poly students eating ah...
maybe they all break-time uh..
Then got two gurls beside us uh..
Then Rikh's keponess leaded to questions for them uh..
He asked da ferst gurl,"Kau aper course ah?"
And i swear she's gorgeous..ahaha..
Then she said Business studies and she got 12 points for O'levels!
Pandai or waaad! I was like covering my face wif my zinger's bread siaa..
Then Rikh asked da second one and she said she's got 9 points!!
Eh wadsup wif eu people ah?! Making my life hard sia! How am i gonna get a place in poly if eu all are so clever! Tell me ah tell meeee!x))
Eu all ah.. Like E.T eu noe! Donnoe wad brain sia eu all have! wakaka!
But nevertheless,i will strive hard to do my very best to achieve out-standing results with flying folks and spoons!x))
Eu all watch out ah! Especially TP students since im aiming to go to Temasek poly..
When i chop-chop 100% go poly,conferm i go to skool by my own car ah!
Da car like Flinstone one! No engine and just by using legs dat one!xD
Conferm eu all jealous to the core until eu all dont have interest to study anymore!ahahah!
Kay ah..
I wanna go to sleep so dat i will be fresh in skool!
But still,how early i sleep also,i will be sleepy in class sia-.-
I think my teacher is a pokemon ah.. Da Jiggerlypuff dat one..
She talk only,make me drowsy..xD
Dont drink sodium hydroxide okay my prends!x))
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Tuesday, April 14, 2009 ; 10:41 PM
Mushi mushi!
I am bery the happy today despite da canteen food for today was sucks to da cornflakes!x)
Eu mealworms wanna know why im happy?Eu all guess ah!
A.)Slim down already.(Impossible sia-.-)ahah.
B.)Found $50.(But printed one.ahaha)
C.)Someone gave me a motorcycle(But da motor is battery one.ahah)
NOTE:Please shade your answer on the OAS paper with 2B pencil.
So how? Guess already? Confirm?
Well,its none of the above!x))
Actually right.. Im happy because..For the first time in 4 years in springfield..
I passed my 2.4km by just one try this year! Woohooo!*Fireworks at the background*
I got 12 mins 31 secs eu noe!
Eh! For a fat guy to get this kind of timing at 16 years old,very rare eu noe!ahaha!
All thanks to my fats,fat legs,fat stamina and most importantly,MIRA!(:
I dare myself to run wif Mira uh and luckily i didnt make myself look like a clown!x)
Cause eu noe why.. Mira stamina is like wonderful uh siaa.. Where else mine is like atrocious!x)
But somehow,i managed to ran wif her till the very end! Heehs~
Cause if i stop,paisey kan-.-
But there was this bus stop laa that we always pass by whenever we do our 2.4km run uhs..
Serious toking,i feel like stopping and just sleep at da bus stop there siaa! ahaha.
But when i see her face ah,smile-smile,i just persevere uhs..ahaha!x)
Then when we were about to reach da end,and when Naddy say out our timing,i was like,"Yoshaaa!" ahaha.
Like cannot believe uhs..x))
Then while waiting for da traffic light to go redman so that we can cross..ahaha..
I was like breathing worst than a thirsty dog siaa..
Then when i looked at Mira,she was so calmed as if she just woke up like that!ahaha!
Guess she's so fit uhs! Hoho.
Then when we crossed da road ready,Rikh shouted across da road,saying that he passed..
I just show him thumbs-up uh..
But actually,i was fcuking happy that i came before him! Wakaka!
Eu see what i mean Rikh! Ur looks cant help eu in running my man!
Plus,a fat guy like me can run faster than eu?! Omgoat!
Eu should be ashame man! Shame on eu!x))
See laa.. Say i fat somemore ah..ahaha.
But dont wanna brag ah..Maybe i got that kind of timing due to luck!x)
But seriously,all thanks to Mira uhs(:
Hoping that i will get silver uh for my Napha test..
So no need to go N.S 2 months earlier siaa!x)
Kay enuf of that...
Then just now,i studied wif da 'Genius' at Mac 201 there!
They are Puding and Kiwi!ahahaha!
Satu2 bahalol sia,including me! Yeehee.
But we do our own stuff uh..
Then after doing our work,see people eat french flies,wait for kiwi to fart till hes satisfied..Then we go home uhs..
Here i am,blogging wif a smile on my face cause im still happy about my 2.4km timing!x)
Kay ah.. Wanna sleep uh..
Scared tomorrow i cant sing National anthem wif my fellow schoolmates-.- ahaha.
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Wednesday, April 8, 2009 ; 9:43 PM
Peace upon you people!
It has been quite sometime since i last update my blog eh..
Was tremendously shocked when i logged in into my blog..
I saw spider webs,caterpillars,honey combs and many more which were totally unknown..x))
Just dont have any idea what to post..
Cause my everyday life is like boring siaa..
Go to skool,come home and use da computer,do some gymnastics and then go to sleep..
Eu all dont expect me to post da same thing everyday kan??
So thats why i didnt update uh..
But i think da most strongest reason is that im just plain lazy uh,thats all.x))
Anyway,i just create an account at Facebook uhs and i play PET SOCIETY!
Im sorry Rikh,i have fallen to the Dark side...
Bapak original aku Darth Vader peeer!xD
Actually before this,we both anti Facebook so much that i used 5 mins of da social studies period just to criticise facebook and da pet society!ahahah.
But somehow,some things are not meant to be da same always..x))
It is not that i wanna betray eu Rikh but when i create da facebook,it was as if its a propaganda eu see.. It influence me till i even create a pet in da Pet Society!x)
So i hope eu understand my situation and join me and have a pet and play at Pet Society!x))
P.s. My pet's name is PITIPON ! Cute right da name!x)
Anyway,enough of da pet society..
I am starting to feel uneasy as exams are drawing near and i yet havent covered all da topics..
Okay maybe i already covered but im not that confident uhs..
Haish for a minute..
For now,i cant wait to get over this O' lvl thingy uhs..
Cause i dont quite like to wear da skool uniform..
It looks fcuking ugly uh on me..
At least if i dont wear it,i look less ugly sey..
But still,not hensem uhs!ahahah.
But then,when i leave da skool,im gonna miss da people..
Especially da skool's cleanliness!x)) Kay,i dont quite close wif them but they are my heroes sey!x) Got Batman,Flash,Wonder women,etc. ahahah.
Without them,i got no idea how im gonna fight against 'The Litters' !x) Lame-.-
Haish.. How ah? Im in a dilema uhs...Haish once again..
Eh,actually i dont care uhs..ahaha!xD
Forget about that and lets talk about other things that are much more serious!
This friday gonna watch 'Handsome suit' maaaan! Yippie!
That show is freaking funny siaa..
Luckily friday not skooling and I dont have tuition..
Somemore my mother and my aunt's nye family will be going to Johor on friday and maybe stay there for one night if too tired..
If they stay there for one night,i can TON uh!
Im gonna ton infront of da police station and let them catch me and bring me home! ahahaha! Funny sey JailBerg-.-
Haish.. No idea whats wrong wif me uh..
Im getting lame and more lame siaa..
Soon,people will show da letter 'W'(which stands for watever) wif their both hands at my face man!
Haish... Clueless.. Cluesless..
But doesnt matter uh..
If next time i crack a joke and they dont laugh,i'll just give them a beating that will make them traumatised and surely laugh whenever i crack a joke!x))
By da way,im very enxious to go to skool tomorrow!
Its not dat there will be clowns doing a pass out parade uh..
But.. But.. But..
Tomorrow can play pokemon game on my psp wif Kiwi and Puding!x)
Bring back memories! Heheh.
Somemore,since da ferst day i had this psp till now,da games are still da same sia-.-
I donnoe why i cant transfer files from my comp to my psp..
Nevertheless,i still get to play pokemon! Hoho!
"Im gonna get you Zapdos!" ahahaha. Eh i excited wad,cannot ah?-.-
I beat eu then eu noe!x)
Saying me act cute or childish?
Well,its ur say but let me tell eu this..
If i catch eu saying me act cute,im gonna make eu swallow da 'Rojak' Geylang serai and
make sure eu will never ever judge me again! Kekekeke!
Now,got anything to say?x))
Eh but i feel very sad for da victims man!
Especially da ones that passed on due to da food poisoning..Haish..
Luckily none of my family members were affected..
Thank God.. May eu rest in peace n prosperity..
I think someone sabotage da shop uh...
Maybe someone put a crocodile into da gravy..
Or perhaps shoes,socks,etc. ?
But i strongly believe that someone added SUGAR,SPICE and everything NICE!
Poof! And its The Powerpuff Girls!xD
Eu see what i mean? Lame right?-.- Haish...
Kay uhs.. My fingers got blister ready due to typing da keyboard from just now..
Even now,im wearing a goal keeper glove to prevent from any more blisters..x))
Thats all for today and i'll update again when i think got bee hive at my blog!x)
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: kitchen roll and 6 rubber bands. Haha., Trying to make a guitar out of a tissue box
Wednesday, April 1, 2009 ; 9:57 PM
Yosh!
Haik! Haik! Haik!!!!!!
(Accidently shit in my boxers)
ahahaha!
No laa..Joking only~
I am currently feeling2 Japanese uhs! Hoho!
I think i am capable enough to join the 'Ninja Warrior' show man!x)
Cause eu noe why?
I just did 4 clean PUSH-UPS eu noe!!!
Clean okay! Eu tell me how many people can do that in singapore?!xD
Plus! BY just using two hands only!
Waah..I think im born gifted man~x))
But somehow,some of my prends said that i cant even pass through da first stage!));
Honestly speaking,i can pass through until their final stage..
Then i fail laa.. Still cannot believe ah??! Kekeke!
Nevemind2.. May i prove it to eu all someday..
Enough of da 'Ninja Warrior' thingy uhs..
Hmm.. Anyway,since i am no longer playing soccer,i have decided to pick a new hobby!
I think im gonna start singing?xD
Well,my voice is not great..
But its much better than a seal!(:
ahahaha!
My prend,puding,who have been spamming me all this while can sing too..
His voice is much better than me uhs..
But i think donkey's voice is better than him uhs..x))
In this world,eu need to face da reality right!(:
So i think if we practice and keep on practice,we can improve! Hehe!
Who knows we can make our very own album one fine day?
Like my grandmother say,"Nothing is impossible!"..
But she said it in malay uhs.."Kau jgn nak perasan! Kau tuu dah gemok! Jgn harapan!"..
How sweet she is..xD
If in singapore we have SLEEQ,why cant there be another SLEEQ which is much better! Right?x)
We will try to figure out a better name than SleeQ uhs..
Maybe we're gonna call ourself SLEEP?xD
Gyeah! Hell yeah! Say yaw! Yippie! Hur-hur hooray man!
How clever can i be?x))
Puding,be prepared...
In 6 years time,we are going for a world tour on our latest album!xD
And when we are recgonised by many people,i swear i wont turn into a playboy!xD
Wait,how possible is that? I dont even have looks man! Wakaka!
How i wish that day will come through one day huh!
*Wide smile on my round-fat face*
"Alon! Alon! Go hang ur underwears there! Tomorrow will dry lah!"
My Ma'am just shouted from my bedroom door! I was actually dreaming all this while!x)
How about that? Cool huh! I just applied a flash back method yaw! Heeeh!
Kay ah.. I want to do another 2 push-ups then i wanna go for a quick shower and sleep!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
Labels: Before i sleep, i will wish upon the stars that what i wish, will come through. New artists will be born-SLEEP(:
