Thursday, August 26, 2010 ; 11:43 PM
Hi there.
Today no story uh.
But i would like to say something to our Best girlfriend out there..
Okay i may be saying all these but its on the behalf of the other Boyz Zone too(:
Okay first of all, whaddup with the fat issue man? hahaha.
If the application for the Biggest Loser Asia is open, inform me ya. Or we can go and apply together. xD
Dont tell me you are still not used to his mouth yet?xD
Well, as for me, the only thing i understand about him is his mouth. hahaha.
But hey, look on the bright sight.. He is being honest!xD
Okay2, you may have grown fatter. But not till the extent like me right! ahaha.
Actually to me, i dont see a diff at you uh.. Not want to 'angkat-buah' laa but its true.. If i can't see the diff, meaning its not obvious to other guys out there what..
The only reason he could see you a little bit fat because he has this 'third-eye'.. hahah.. seriously-.-
But if i were you, of cause i would be upset cause he said something like that infront of strangers. hahaha. But it alrdy happened, why you still wanna whine bout it? Just act as if it never happen uh. I always do that.
Chill uh.. Even if you still thinks that you are fat, you never walk alone! Haaa!
And you can never be kurus like Wan-.-
Youre talking bout Wan man.. WAN!!! He's a Skeleton King for God's sake!xD
He's unique.. The One&Only Wan! ahahah.
So yeah, we wanna see the girl whos crazy over Chris Brown.
Bye.
Saturday, August 21, 2010 ; 12:25 AM
Title: "Mission 'Hmm..Possible'"
Author:Alon
*In the living room, 2.25 a.m.*
Fat Boss: Alon, theres another dangerous mission for you.
Alon : What? Do i look like im shaken when you said danger?
Fat Boss: Thats why i have you. *Hand over an envelope*
Alon : What is this? My pay?
Fat Boss: If this is your pay, then what was the money i gave you yesterday for?-.-
Alon : Hehe. How i should i know? Who knows.. Youre gay and you just love me.^^
Fat Boss: Have you seen a pair of high-heels size 11 at someone's face?!
Alon : Okay fine. Serious. Whats this?
Fat Boss: Great, youre finally on. Okay theres some money in it and an instruction. But! Dont open it until you reach the location.
Alon : O-kay.. Thats all?
Fat Boss: Dont be cocky. There are a lot of gangsters.. Or should i say pests.. Aftering the envelope.. And they are no kids.
Alon : Okay now i can feel some danger. I should get going.
Fat Boss: Remember Alon! Never open it or let anyone read it! Understand?
Alon : Ya ya.. Whatever. See you in an hour time.. Piepie Boss!
Fat Boss: ya ya.. Where are you heading? Padang to watch fireworks is it?! I havent tell you the location you fool.
Alon : Oh ya.. Heheheehe.
Fat Boss: Sheesh kebab-.- The location is at 7-eleven,blk 287. Get going. Fast!
*Slams the door*
In the lift...
I wonder whats in this envelope. Theres money in it. Hmm.. And the location is at 7-eleven? At this hour? Jizz man. This thing really makin me curious. But whatever. As long as im getting paid, im gonna get laid! Hehe. Oh my lady marmalade.. Just you wait!^^
While walking to the location..
The Warriors: Hey boy! Whats the rush man! *Burst to laughter*
Alon : What do you mean by rush? Im taking a stroll you pricks! *Laugh alone*
The Warriors: Oh somebody wanna act tough and funny at the same time uh'huh!
Alon : So what up peeps? I aint got cash with me now man. Sorry if you cant have your yakult at this hour. HAHA!
The Warriors: Oh really? Well, we're not after you money. We're after that!
*Big smile on their faces*
Alon : Awwman.. I aint gay! I cant let you faggots taste my one and only BigBird!
The Warriors: Fuck you! I want that envelope youre holding and i cant wait anymore! Get them boys!
Alon : Im here not to fight. * Wing chun stance*
The Warriors: Damn! He's Ip Man! buzz off man!
*Gone. Out of my sight in 3.5 seconds*
Jizz. Since when Ip Man is fat. Kids nowadays. Anyway, that was not that dangerous afterall. Hahaha. Looks like this is gonna be an easy task. What a night!^^
After crossing the road..
The Lizzies: Hey there! *Smooches*
Alon : Oh com'on girls! Dont tell me youre after this too!
The Lizzies: Youre smart! So what now? Its either you give it to us or we have to play a game. *Evil smile*
Alon : Fine, whats the game?
The Lizzies: *Takes out snake&ladder board*
Alon : CB ah.
After 30 minutes...
Alon : I won.
The LIzzies: Fuck off.
Reaching 7-Eleven..
Phew. Im close to the answer to my curiousity. Hehe. I was about to open the door when someone drag me from behind...
Alon : Watakuat?!!
Gurmit Singh: Not so fast boy. I want it too.
Alon : sigh. Now i know why its dangerous. It can make me go crazy.
Gurmit Singh: Unless if you tell me a joke, i'll let you off.
Alon : Fine. What do you call deer with no eye?
Gurmit Singh: No-eye-deer?(No idea)
Alon : Ya. Funny not? This one my fren Botak gave it to me.
Gurmit Singh: Well, its not funny. But i appreciate the effort. So youre free now.
Alon : Thanks Phua Chu Kang!!
Gurmit Singh: Dont step gerek with me.
I went in the 7-Eleven store and more and opened the envelope and it says..
"Dear Alon,
If you are reading this, meaning you have succeed this "Mission-'Hmm..Possible'". Congrats. Wanna know whats the money for? There's $2.80 in the envelope. Take it out and count it. exact amount? Good. Just hand it over to the cashier and say that its for JFat which is me. He will hand you the stuff. Once its in your hands, come back A.S.A.P. Good Luck."
After been working with him for 5 years, now i know his name. JFat! But its not his real name-.- So how many more years i need to work with him so that i'll know his real name. Hmm. Is it Jonathan? Or Jimmyz? Or Julutong? Sigh. Whatever.
Alon : Here's the money. Its for JFat.
Cashier: Oh. Okay. Give me a second.
*He ducked down below and take something*
Cashier: Here. Take it and hold it safely.
*I looked in the plastic bag*
Alon : CHEEEEEBYEE! I go through all the troubles just to get this?!
Cashier: Hey dont give me that response okay! What you are refering to is BONJOUR BUTTERSCOTH BREAD AITE! The only bread that is selling fast!
Alon : ya ya whatever man dotdotdot..
Jizzhut to the kaktuz man! I cant believe this!
Fat Boss: Alon, i got another mission for you.
Alon : Like what? Go and get another bread?-.-
Fat Boss: Nonono.. This time theres no envelope and no one chasing after you.
Alon : Fine. What is it?
Fat Boss: Go to Yes Supermarket and get me nutella pretty please?
*Cute face*
Alon : ( . )( . )
*THE END*
You see.. The moral of the story is that.. In life, theres possibilities and impossibilities.. Why is it impossible? Because we choose it. I can go to Yes Supermarket to get the nutella but i chose not to. So in life, we have a choice which leads to the possibilities. Good night.
P.s Sebei long sia!
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