Sunday, March 28, 2010 ; 11:58 PM
Bended my elbow and i looked at my watch.
It showed half past four.
I was about to go up the bus but somehow i didnt. Why?
I dropped my wallet somewhere over the rainbow. Sigh.
So from East coast park i have to walk back home.
Taxi? No money right!
I was about to dial up my mother to tell her that i will be coming back home late.
But my phone died on me. Sigh once again.
So now,i need to ask somebody for 20cents so that i can use the public phone.
But i have some difficulties in asking people cause i look like a monster from Ultraman story..
As i was walking emo-ly,i saw two men walking towards my direction. Roughly 10 meters away from me. Phew! What a relief.
When they were directly in front of me,i asked them..
Me:Bradder.. Have 20cents to spare? Want to hello-hello my Mama lah.
Stranger:I have lah. But first must help me first.
Me:Hmm.. Okay.. Help you what?
Stranger:Waah.. We very handsome ah?
Me:Okay lah.. So now can i have 20cents?
Stranger:Sorry ah bro.. I need to buy worms ah.
Sigh a couple of times.
Shouldnt have help them. Waste my time only.
So i just continue walking. Hmm.
About one hour later,i was dead tired.
Lucky theres a Safra nearby. So i stopped by.
My intention was to go to the toilet uh.
So i went inside this room as i thought it was a toilet. But i was wrong.
There was someone inside this room. A room full of tiles on the wall.
Climber:Hey! Wanna climb along?
Me:Err.. No thanks. Im too fat to climb. But do you have 20cents?
Climber:Of course i do provided if you.. Hmm.. I like your smile and the shape of your body.. Hexhex!
Me:Yucks! Its alright. I dont need it anymore.
I dashed out of the room and didnt turn back. Phew! That was close man.
Gays can climb too huh.. Haha.
Finally,i found the toilet.
Somehow the toilet is very small. Theres only a cubicle and a sink.
The cublicle's door was close but who knows? Theres no one inside?
So i pushed with a little force uh and to my surprise!
Student:Oi! You use 20cents coin is it to open the door?!
Me:Huh?! Nonono.. It wasnt even locked!
Student:Dont lie lor! You pervert!
Me:Me pervert? Pfft! Even if i am,its no point looking at you. Your kukubird's like dead to me! Haha!
Surprisingly,i didnt feel like doing my business.
So i just walked off to find people so i can ask for 20cents.(:
Seriously,at that point of time,i feel like i was going to die.
But this couple at the bus stop i saw made me feel alive.
A couple must have at least 20cents what! That sentence keeps on repeating on my mind. Its like my ipod's stuck on replay.
Couple(ChinaMan):Wei! Keyi pang wo mah?
Me:Ahh.. Keyi lor.
Couple(ChinaMan):Xiexie ni hor!
Couple(Maid):Makasih ya!
Me:Hmm.. Uncle,you have 20cents?
Couple(ChinaMan):Pu keyi! Pu Keyi!!!!!
Me:Okay-.-
Sheesh! If i know that they were Chinaman and Maid,i wouldnt have walked pass them!
At that point of time,i feel like killing myself.
I took a tree branch that i found on the ground and tried to stab through my stomach.
But it failed. Cause my fats make the tree branch to break into half. Haish.
I wanna die but i cant. So just persevere and move on with my life lor.
It was already quarter to nine. My mother would be very voracious with me when i reach home. But hey,im not even at my door step.
But! Im just few blocks away from my house. Hehe.
Despite reaching,i still wanna call my mother.
As i was walking under the void deck,theres this Mat uh.
Maybe hes not even a Mat? Instead,a nice guy?(:
So without hesitation,i give it a try.
Me:Peace upon you bradder!
Mat:Ah?
Me:Can give me 20cents not?
Mat:You think im your little brother is it?!
Mat:Take this!
Me:*Face got punched*
Aiyaa.. Why today so unlucky? ):
Finally,ive reached my void deck.
Was walking towards the lift when i heard something dropped on the floor.
It was a 20cents coin!
But it dropped from the Apek's pocket. He was sleeping.
Eventhough i dont need it no more,i still wanna take it. Hehe!
As i was about to pick up the coin.. The Apek said something while hes sleeping..
Apek:Aiyaa.. So hungry.. No money to buy food.. Lucky got 20cents liow.. Can buy sweet.. *yawns*
The coin was in my hand. But after hearing what he said,i put the money in his pocket back. Why? Cause he need it more than i do.(:
I reached my doorstep and knocked the door. I was prepared for the worst.
"Shawty's like a melody in my head
That i cant keep out,got me singing like
Na,na,na,na everyday
It's like my ipod's stuck on replay,replay."
I was woken up by my alarm. It was only a dream?
I laughed to myself.
If that shit really gonna happen to me,i know what to do.
What a jouney back home.(:
Kay ah. I know not interesting.
But i boring what.
At least im still loving blogger what.
Not like you people!
Other people use Tumblr/My space/Twitter,you all also wanna do.
Monkey see,monkey do!xD
Goodnight.
