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Thursday, September 17, 2009 ; 12:20 AM

Hoi.
How is you all man?
I cant sleep so i guess im gonna post a short one uh.
I just cant get you out of my mind ever since you came out on tv..
You are just absolutely gorgeous..
Only you that i need right now..
Oh ******* !

Mega Mcspicy!x) Look how beautiful you are! You definately turns me on! Haa.
Anyway,i feel like showing you zubats my O level Design&Technology artefact uh..
Its not that impressive but i am very sure if that thing goes to the market,you all will buy!xD
Here it goes..

Jeng Jeng Jeng! Huge huh!

I name it Rat-Bin-Trap!x)
The first base with the yellow cone is to trap the rats and its a one-way path which means that once it enters,impossible to escape!*Evil laughter* And once it enters,4 LED lights will go off to tell that a rat has been trapped! Hehe!
The second base with the 'X' is a mini shelf and you can put stuffs like plastic bags,gloves,tongs,etc.
And the green thing is the DUSTBIN! Cool huh!x) Not easy to make siaaa! Not saying that im good uh but i just wanna say that FAT people like me are not hopeless!xD

As you can see.. The dark green thingy is a door. My dustbin can be tilted more than 90degrees and once you tilt it,the door will open and the rubbish will be disposed! Smart huh! Hehe. Cos im fat maah!
And as for the grey cylinder.. It is for the rats to exit so that it can be disposed too. But before that,need to put a gunny sag and tie it around the cylinder uh.
But dont expect me to have one uh.. Where to find saa?.____.

And last but not least...

Wow! If Tayar Banks see this,conferm she will ask me to be her model for the cover page of her magazine! xDD
I know laa its ugly.. But nice!
So its equal to CUTE! That was what sherry taught me!xD
No laa.. Joking only! Self-praising is not encourage! But sometimes can also uh.. Heh.

Oh and not forgetting! When boredom strikes while doing our artefact.. We did took a picture!

So how? Got potential to become terrorist not?xD
No ah! Joking only ah! Seriously,joking only! I dont want later the S.W.A.T team bash my house door and put me at detention building(ICA) like Mas Salmat ah!xD

Okay ah! Guess thats all ah!
I wanna go shit uh.
Must be the food i ate during break-fast just now. Huhu.
Gudnite!










JailBerg™

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Hi.
Just call me Alon.
Pronounce as 'Ah-Loan'
Temasek Design School
Diploma in Environment Design. But havent get ahh.
A few people say i funny but somehow i dont think i am. Cause i feel like an emo-kid in sch.

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