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Friday, May 15, 2009 ; 11:45 PM

Hello,who's on the line?
Well,today's date is 15 of May,2009!
And its my birthday! Yay!-.-
ahaha! But im not sure wad time i came out from my mother's underground tunnel!x))
Okay lets tok about today aites!(:
Today,i go watch movie wif these few human beings uh at Bugis there.. Da new mall which i dont really remember uh da name..x))
Met izzat n puding at izzat's void deck,then we proceed to meet da rest at Bugis there..
But before that,we are still early.. So we went to TM to walk2 ferst uh..
After like 30mins like that,then we took da train and meet them..
However,we were late despite i thought that we are still early..x))
So met them at da bus stop infront of da bugis street uh..
Met Farah and Carmen,then met da others;Nadiah,Sherry,Stephanie and Mira at Filmgrade there!
Farah bought da tickets ferst ah,then we paid her after that..
Scared later no ticket anymore right.. Then if no ticket,how? Make ur ownself ah?xD
So Farah extort money from Izzat n puding uh..
But when i wanna pay,Farah dont want to accept it..
Alaaa..Like how da MRT ticketing machine reject da crumple money laa..xD
Then i checked my money uhs.. But its not torn waad..
Then i was like asking her why uh..
She said she wanna treat me since its my birthday!
And i was like.."Huh?! Serious ah? Since when eu are this kind Farah?!" ahahaha!
But actually,she's kind uh since da ferst time i know her uh..
Da time when i always follow my brother to her house every morning so that he can go to skool wif Farah's brother..
And that was like 9 years ago uh when Farah and i were only primary 2!xD
Okay back to da story..
So i thanked her uh.. Endlessly uh cos she kept on wishing me happy birthday!-.- ahahaha!
Then met da rest and they bought popecorns&drinks and then we proceed into da cinema..
We watched 'Angels&Demons' uh...
At ferst,i thought that in da story,got demons all ah.. Like horror movie.. Suddenly dont have!
Da movie was like mystery2 type uh but overall,it was great ah! Hee.
After da movie,we wanted to eat so all of us went to Long John Gold there to eat..x))
Then Farah and Carmen went to da toilet uh.. That was wad they say at ferst laa..
But i dont suspect anything uhs... So i just stared at empty space uhs..ahaha!
Then they will only order when Farah and Carmen come back uhs..
Kiwi,puding and i were hungry actually uh but da problem is.. Haish..
When we unzipped our wallets,kiwi's one came out baby frog,puding's one came out flies where else mine came out pikachu..xD
Da three of us all no money..ahaha!
So i know that i cant stand looking at them eating right later...
With initiative,i asked kiwi to accompany me to withdraw money so that i can buy food uh for kiwi,puding and myself uhs! Im a person that is not stingy uh.. If got money or food,i share.. If dont have,together we suffer laa...ahaha!-.-
Im not rich ah to treat them food but eu see laa,i cant bear to see them just staring at me eating waad.. Somemore i have money becos im not smoking.. Never in my life i ever buy a packet of ciggs...ahaha! But i just take drugs only ah!xD Kay,joke only ah! Later CNB officers read ah then they track me down,habes ah.. Cannot take O'levels siaa..x))
So kiwi and i went to bugis street to find ATM machine which i thought have ah..
But after all da sacrifices that we had made by passing through many animals wif hairy armpits,it was hopeless!xD
There was no ATM machine there.. Haish 20 times.
Then called Carmen and she said there is ATM machine at Bugis Junction..
So we proceed to Bugis Junction uh..
Then we couldnt find uhs..
So we looked at da map uh.. Still couldnt find lor..
I swear to God Almighty,we were like in da Amazing Race man!xD
We kept searching and searching but to no avail.. Haish another 20 times.
Then during da 'race',we did overcome an obstacle uhs..
While trying to find our pit stop which is da ATM machine,a women stopped us..
She asked wif her 'karat' accent..x))
Women:Excuse me,can eu give me a minute?
Kiwi:Huh? can2. Wad ah dis one?(Very rude right kiwi?ahaha)
Women:Okay im from 'Create Talents PTE LTD' and i think eu both have da criteria..
Kiwi:Ouh.. so?
Women:I need ur name,age and phone number pls..
Kiwi:Can2. My name kiwi,age 18 and phone number *toot-toot*..(Scared kena prank call ah..ahah)
Me:Can call me Bob,age 17 and phone number *toot-toot*...
Women:Okay thank eu,anything we will call eu.
Kiwi:shut up ah. waste my time only..
HAHA! kay da last part,i made up myself..x))
Then we didnt give up uh.. We kept on searching..
In the end,we lost as we exceed da time limit..
Wait,Amazing race got time limit ah?xD
Nebermind laa... So Farah said she will pay for me ferst,then when i withdraw money later,i pay her back uhs..
So we headed back to Long John Gold uh...
Okay this is da climax part..x))
When i reached only,i was completely surprised man!
They said that Farah and Carmen went to da toilet but actually they didnt uh..
Instead,they went through da troubles to buy for me Donuts to celebrate my birthday!
How sweet of them siaaaa! I dont really celebrate my birthday so when they surprised me wif this,i was like damn touched ah! They planned da day before only siaa.. And it turned out perfectly fine..ahaha! Eu all super heroes ah!xD
I know to some of eu it was like.."Aiyaa.. Setakat siaa.."..
But to me,its not okay! Not like some Matreps who always expecting presents&stuffs from others!xD
To innocent matreps,im sorry!x))
Wanna see da donuts? Look below man! And sorry if my face like act cute! My birthday wad!xD


Nice&cute right da donuts?! Hehe.
Then after i ate one,they go and order...
After finished eating,we ate da donuts ah..
Then left wif one sugar and cheese flavour uh..
Da rest dont want it anymore..
Since i dont eat cheese,i eat da sugar one uh..
Da sugar was like damn much uh.. So i slowly bite it..
But when i bite it already,eu see below laa wad happened.. Disaster will always happen if kiwi is around.. Haish..xD

Seday bulu right?! ahahah! But its okay ah.. I dont get angry easily waad..
I may look tough&muscular on the outside but im soft in the inside..xD
Then da rest of it,i gave to Mr.Dustbin,Puding!xD
But still got one more donut which is cheese flavour uh..
Since i messed up da place right,da uncle which kiwi called him Jay Chou,had to clean up waad..
So wif my own initiative again,i gave him sincerely from da bottom of my heart&kidneys despite he refuse..ahaha!
He said that he's werking and cant eat it but i told him to put aside and give da rats to eat,not eu..ahahaha! Busted siaa me! No laa.. I said that he can eat it later when he finished werking..ahaha!
After that,Farah and i continue da Amazing race as kiwi gave up already..x))
Finally,we found it after Farah asked strangers for da ATM machine..xD
I paid her back then we meet da rest outside Long John Gold there..
We then proceed to Haji Lane to have some 'sisha'..Or 'seasha'..Or 'sheesha'? ahaha.
Aiyaa.. eu all get da picture right!x)
I didnt have it uh.. I just suck from da pipe and blow.. Thats all! I didnt take in uhs~x))
We slack and slack uh until da thing finish..
Then kiwi go dropped da glass that have a candle in it and it broke..
Euu see! Disaster always happen right if kiwi is around!xD
So we just kept quiet and make suspicious face so that they will not notice...ahaha!
Then 10mins later,we ran off! ahaha!
So all of us head back home uhs.. But on da way to da MRT station,we did took some pictures ah..
We even asked these two passerby to help us take a picture! Step tourist siaa!xD
Then we finally reached da MRT station..
But then,my ezlink no value! Haish for one minute.
So i lined up uh.. Then when it was my turn,da person at the counter said that i need to activate my ezlink at da ticket service.. And i was like.."Haish..Yelah.."..
Then da ticket service counter close before my eyes! ahaha. Seday bulu per!x)
So i have to buy da standard ticket lor..
When i wanted to buy,i insert $10 note laa but it keep on rejecting it..
Then got this watez sia beside me and she said..
Watez:The machine dont accept $10 note..*smile sarcasticly*
Me:Ouh,eh? Is it? Ouh yah lah. K bye.
Paisey siaaa! So i asked Farah for 60cents.. Waah,i feel very bad siaa.. Cos i keep on asking money from Farah!xD
Then when i wanted to buy,got this apek insert $10 note also and da machine rejected it..
So say to him lah..
Me:This machine dont accept $10 note ah..
Apek:Huh? *suddenly it accepted da $10 note*
Me:Err.. can ah? Ouh,okay2. Nvm ah.
*Apek walked off*
Then da same watez was still beside me siaaa! Waah paisey siaaa!xD
I took da ticket and ran as if i just robbed a bank!xD
Then all went their separate ways uh..
I went back home wif mira uhs.. She can be funny at times uh..ahaha!
How can a 'Donut' be 'Jonut' eu tell me?!xD
So tok&laugh along da way uhs..
Sent her till at her lift and i went back home...
Quite far uh from her house to mine..
Her block is 287 and mine is 289 ! ahaha! Far right!xD
Then when i just reached home only,my ma'am said that my aunty wanted to treat me supper! Hee.
I go and have a quick shower and then off we go..
We went to simpang bedok uhs..
I ate Fish&Chips.. Since its my birthday,my food special uh.. Da fish was served alive!HAHAHA!
Funny right!x)) Kay lame uh-.-
Then after eating,we go bach home uh.. Sleepy eu know!x)
So here i am,blogging like there's no tomorrow!xD
I think im gonna end my post uh cos tired sia my fingers..
Like playing piano for 3 days non-stop!ahaha.
But before that,i wanna say a big THANK YOU to all of eu for everything! Wishes&treats all!
Especially-FARAH,CARMEN,STEPHANIE,SHERRY,NADIAH and MIRA(: uhs!
And those who wished me at blog-MOKREP<333333,FARAH,NISA,NORA and others if there's any!xD
Plus,through Msn and messages uhs!
Love eu all ah! Didnt expect my birthday to turned out this way(:
Thanks a lot once again!
Last but not least,a picture of future 'Triple Noize'!x)

Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

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