Tuesday, November 18, 2008 ; 11:01 PM
Oi ! How have eu people been coping with ur life ? Okay?
I hope eu all are just fine ah... Limit2 only eu guys got broken legs,hands and neck what~x))
Well,just came buck from werk and really2 tired!
If only da 'Detik'(A malay documentary show) interview me in da bus while i was on my way home,eu guys will see my tired face ! kekeke ! Kay quite lame ah actually-.-
I guess eu guys are tired of reading my blog kan? All because of da posts,am i right?
I know lah da posts are all da same and that is why i wanna post something different today(:
If kiwi post about his 'wild imaginations'..
I am gonna post about my future(: HEHE!
Okay lets jump forward aites!
I am 16 right now..Lets talk when i am 23 years old!(:
When i am 23 years old,i just ended my National Service! Hehe!
Obviously,i am not werking at Escape Themepark anymore lah..
But i would visit it(: Wonder how my boss would look like ehk..
With his Bold hair due to cancer and travel with wheelchair cause he met an accident few years back..He Got Hit&Run accident ah! He's da victim! x))
Perangai orang gemok sia JailBerg!
Okay since i dont have to serve NS anymore,i will take up Motorcycle's license!
Then while in da process,i will find a job that i want since i was young(:
Which is..Being a policeman! A Handsome one i mean! wakaka! Kay i know that would never happen..Da handsome thingy ah but being a policeman,hoping so ah!x)
So i went for da interview at their HQ Department and i got da job cause they say i got a fierce look ! See eu all ! They say i got fierce look okay ! But why eu people keep on laughing when everytime eu look at my face-.-
They transfer me to Tampines Neighbourhood Police post ah ! At nearby 201 there~
Since i havent got da license yet and a motor,i go to werk by my bicycle ah..
Da piyo-piyo brand.. But i modified ready ah..I put motor seat,spray it orange&black,put big airhorns and put loudspeaker so can play da techno song while cycling ah! Not forgetting,da basket must always be there ! Because of all things that i have modified,da basket is da main attraction !x)
After 4 months werking as a policeman,i finally got da license ah ! Yohoiiii~
Without any hesitation,i bought a vespa straight away like im buying Mega Mcspicy meal at da MacRonalds there ! x]]
Cause da 4 months pay i saved what.. Didnt spend things that are not needed..
I usually buy stuffs like curtains,carpet,padlocks and many more..
Instead of buying stuffs like food,drinks,boxers,shirts,shorts and stuffs..
Cause i dont really need them what ! wakaka !
After i gave my mom $15.50 every month,da rest of da money i save ah..
Not only for da Vespa but who knows?I have to circumsize again ! Lols !
Lame sia aku-.-
Then when i got da vespa ready,my bicycle i gave to Metta Welfare Home there for display ! Cause everytime i walk pass there ah,da surrounding looks so boring ah!x]]
Then finally after getting a job and a vespa,i need to find a girlfriend to be my wife!
*Eye-brows up-up*
ahahahaha! True what !
I am finding a true model of becoming a wife ah!
At that time,my age already 26 years old ah ! Quite old ready what !
Money standby ready ! Heehs~
So off i go,riding my vespa around Geylang serai there !
Cause there got many true model of becoming a wife ! xDD
And then after quite sometime ah searching for that particular person..
Like 20minutes like that ah..kekeke !
I finally found one ah ! I park my vespa at da road shoulder and i walk towards her!Hehs!
At that time,she is looking at da fishes ah! Suspect she want to cook 'Ikan masak lemak babi' ! She is not alone ah ! She's with her mom! Her mom like milf ah but da only difference is that she wear 'tudung'(A malay head gear when they want to play sepak takraw) ! HAHAHA ! And i waited for da perfect chance ah ! When her mom go somewhere else,i think she go breakdance awhile ah..I quicky approach her and i ask.."Can eu be my girlfriend?"
With full of confidence,i am assured that she would say yes ah cause at that moment,i am wearing my police uniform ah !x))
But due to over confident,it didnt turn out what i expected it to be !
After i asked her that question,she turned to me and said...
"aaaaaaahhhh....aaaah..." with her hand gestures !
She was actually DEAF ! She cant even hear what i just said to her !
I was so shocked that i couldnt even move ! Then her mom came and tried to seduced me but thank God ! Before she could even bring me back to her house,i was able to move and i ran as fast as i could ! Start my vespa and ride at a speed of 170km/hr ! I change and modified da CC already maah~x))
Then i keep on searching and searching for da right one..
When i am 28 years old,i met a girl of my life(:
Yippie ! She is cute,pretty,nice,kind and her skin is fair(:
But da thing is...She only have five fingers ! Da other hand no fingers but she still have a arm~x)
So her one hand is like Doraemon's hand ah ! watiatia !
After dating her for 6 hours,i pop out da question !
I asked her.." Would eu be my wife?"
And she answer without any hesitation.."yes!"..
with her Doraemon's hand covering her smile due to shyness !xD
Then after 5 years married with her,and thats when im 32 years old,we already have 4 childrens ah...3 of them are ours lah only one of them is adopted !xD
Then eu all wanna know what happen later in da future after im 32 years old?
Eu think urself lah ! ahahah ! Im getting tired of pressing this keyboard !x))
So Gyeah,thats all for today ! How is it? Okay or not how i plan my future?x]
Try to update again tomorrow!
Gudnite&Love eu~
Bye Barney&Friends(;
