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Monday, February 1, 2010 ; 10:39 PM


Hi.
Oh ya,last saturday i went to Melacca uh.
A one day trip.
I would say that its not a place for shopping uh.
The place is more about traditional stuff and all.
But i did get myself two shirts.
Well,my aunt treat what.
How can i ask for more?-.-
Hahah. In fact,two is quite enough uh.
Better than nothing.


I took this at.. Err.. I have no idea what they call this place uh.
But i know that i was still at Melacca at that point of time. Hah.
And if you have yellowish-brain(Otak kuning),you will think differently.^^


The best picture that was taken!(:
Wait,actually i just took like four pictures only? Haha.
I find this one very fascinating uh.
So photogenic huh!x))
And if you clever,you would realize that i took these pictures at the same place.
Hahah! If you clever only ah. If youre not clever,whats wrong with it?(:


I may be FAT! But when comes to my Nenek(Granddaughter),i must put aside my laziness uh.. Hahah.
See.. Im not as bad what.. Hehe.
But still,no girl wants me..): Oh,and Marwan too!xD
Like i told you..
I only took four pictures only.. Hahah.

Maybe some of you already know about which school im posted to uh..
If to those who dont know,its because you just dont care..
My result got show at News Channel 5 what..
Kay not funny uh.
Well im posted to Temasek Poly-Environment Design.
Im happy,very indeed.
But hearing people say that its very costly since you need to buy the materials yourself,really worries me a lot. Like A LOT uh. The a lot like one full of big pail uh.
Plus,what if i need to get a macbook?
Where to dick.. I mean dig* the money from sia?
And macbook dont have windows.
Which means that some things cant be install in it cause its not supported.
But Macbook sia!!!!
Fucking expensive-explosive sia!
I dont want to use my mother's money anymore uh.
Giving me pocket money is more than enough.
Eh,poly food is quite expensive what. Haish.
And two of my friends told me that their friend took this course and quit.
Well,maybe he/she have no interest in it?
But since two of my friends told me,i assumed that two people took this course and quit.
But actually,it was the same person-.-
This guy really2 like share his life story with News Channel 5 sia.
Like everyone know and fussy about him. xD
Im posted to this course and theres no turning back.
I want to live my life to the fullest with no regrets.
So i hope that i wont have any regrets uh.
Looks like i cant get myself a license(For motorcycle) uh since i need to use it for the materials for the future projects. Haish.
Maybe i'll just travel around with a trishaw then. Hmm. Cheaper what.

Kay ah.
Want to shit and sleep.
Goodnight.

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Sunday, January 24, 2010 ; 10:32 PM

Did i ever mention that i got a new born kittens?
Guess not huh!
Well,i do.^^
Its not that i found them lingering outside 7-eleven trying to buy milk uh..
But my cat gave birth to them.(:
Actually,it gave birth like 2 weeks ago or so?
Cant remember uh.
For girls who love cats so much,dont be jealous of me uh!x))
But the sad thing is that..
My cat gave birth to five kittens..
But only two survive the 30days Survivor Series 'Samoa' challenge..
Kay not funny.
But its true uh. Only two survived. );
I have no idea where my father dispose the three dead kittens uh..
Maybe he cook 'Kucing Masak Lemak Cili Padi' with it uh.. Haish.
Anyway,wanna see the kittens?^^

Okay this is one of the survivors..x))

He was sleeping uh.. Wait. Im not sure whether this kitten is a He or a She..
Later i check ah..Haa.
Im not good at naming a cat uh..
Got a hard time thinking of a cute name for this kitten..
But after having a severe migraine due to naming this kitten..
I finally brought up a name.
I decided to call him/her NINJA!
Nice name right?xD
What? You dont like the name? You think its ridiculous?
Eh my kitten or your kitten huh?!
And dont talk as if my kitten have to go to school uh! Pfft. Hahah.
The next one also survived after the harsh 30days in Samoa-.-

Like rat right?x)
But its not uh.
Its a kitten^^
I dont want to go through the severe migraine again..
Soo.. I name it TIGER!xD
The kitten just reminds me of the fat cat that always linger at the front gate of my school.. I mean Ex-school.. Hee.
Oh! And you must be curious who is the mother of these two kittens right?(:
Look below~

JengJengJing!
You want to know whats her name?
Her name is MANIS-.-
Rubbish name right?!!
My father ah!
Actually i want to call her CICI but no one layan me.___.
Cause im the only one calling her that.
So what to do.. Force to call her Manis.. Haish.
But the mother is grey in colour..
Then why the kittens black and orange in colour ah? Confuse ah.
Maybe she was raped before my father adopt her uh. So pity.
Btw,i managed to take a picture of both of them sleeping on their mother's perot(tail).. Check it out! Haa.

Cute right? Hehe!^^
Kay ah. Thats all.
Want to sleep ah.
I'll be looking at hundreds of boxes later on-.-
I mean later i'll be working lah.
Boring man.
Goodnight.

P.s-Maybe you cant escape from love?

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; 12:12 AM



It was late in the evening when the moonlight shines.
Waiting for you while you are on my mind.
I tried searching for you but i just couldnt find.
And i end up sitting there alone sipping on wine.
Just where are you,my Lady Marmalade?

As i glance at the stars..
The dark clouds,they spell out your name..
I cant deny that i need you..
I will give you my world,
I will treat you nice,
Cause for my Love,
I will sacrifice.
Oh my Lady Marmalade,i wonder who will be you.

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Sunday, January 17, 2010 ; 12:37 AM

You are the one that i love..
You are the one that i miss..
Even just for a short while..
Your face will be projected in my mind.

How? Nice not the introduction?
Because its not mine what.
I just translate it from a malay jiwang song.

Anyway,ive been very2 paranoid recently.
Let me tell you why.

First thing:
I am very2 worried that i will be thrown to Republic poly instead of the poly that i want. Why? Cause only my first choice meet the cut-off point..x))
The rest ah,wah sibei jialat pantat uh.. Like two or three points lower than my points uh. Haish. Pray hard that i will get Temasek Poly uh.

Second thing:
One of the specialists told me that i will go bold by late 20s when he take a look at my hair. Who would not be so sad,am i right?
So right now,i must save money so that i can have a hair treatment at Yunam Haircare Centre. So pity right?
And FYI,the one who told me this was Kiwi-.-
Hahah. Very hard to believe but just be safe than sorry uh!xD
So these two things make me paranoid uh.
But i relek only ah.

Not only that uh actually..
I can get tired easily uh recently..
Must be due to working uh..
Then i sleep like wah...
Lucky i have clock/watch siaa or else,i will definitely lost track of time. Hee.
Err.. Kay ah,i think thats all ah.
No idea what to say ah.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)





Tuesday, January 12, 2010 ; 11:36 PM



You see lah the boys above! You see!!
Acceptable not to go to polytechnic?
No right?!
If you were to judge us,you might have think that we're drop-out students with no future,right?!
But you all see lah.. Hardwork will definitely be paid off one..^^
Both of us can go poly but dont know which school yet uh.
But i hope we both same school uh so can become Bestfriends Forever!xD


This one more worse ah!
From one look,confirm people think he flasher at Joo Chiat complex right?!
But surprisingly,no ah. Hahah.
He also can go poly.
And im hoping that we three will get the same school so can threesome during break time.
And the most unacceptable thing is,he got 15 points-.-
See! What i told you all! Never listen somemore huh!
Hardwork paid off right!^^

And those who are taking O' Levels this year,never think that its easy just because people like us pass huh! You all have no idea how we gone through the 10 months of suffering.
If you dont put enough effort,than thats it uh.
Not that i wanna brag ah that i passed but..

EH MY PROBLEM AH! I WORK FOR IT WHAT!
WHAT?! NOT HAPPY! LAI AH! BUY HAPPY MEAL WITH ME!xD
Kay lame.

The taste of the victory is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Almost get diabetes sia!x)
Kay ah. I want to sleep ah.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

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Monday, January 11, 2010 ; 11:49 PM

Guess what?
I got 20 points for my O' levels-.-
I got the points that i aimed! Cool right?x)
HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sia.
Then minus CCA,got 19 points uh.
Im aiming Environment Design and i put it as my first choice(:
Hopefully i'll get it uh.
I know its gonna be tough but im curious about the course and willing to learn it.
Plus,i wanna make playgrounds ah. To bring back the old-sweet memories!^^
But on the other hand,im quite sad that a few of my friends cant make it. ):
I cant say anything cause i dont know how they feel.
And i cant possibly be saying that i understand how they feel right?
I just wish you all,all the best in whatever you guys are doing!
Just dont stop and keep on moving.
Kay ah,i want to draw a few samples of playgrounds ah.
Haaa. Bedek only. I want to sleep actually. Tired uh.

Goodnight.
P.s-Thank you so much for those who wish/pray for my success((:

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

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Sunday, January 10, 2010 ; 8:57 PM

The clock is ticking. Tick tock tick tock.
Seriously,the ticking irritates me.
How i wish i have a shotgun and just shoot the damn big clock.
It shows 3.15pm.
Im waiting patiently in the hall,on my chair,for the results for the O' Levels.
Everything seems to move in slow motion. I wonder why.
I see people sweating.
I see people shivering as if they need their ecstacy right at that moment.
I see people crying like its Judgement Day.
But still,the results are not out yet.
They are still in the hands of the teachers.
Its very chaotic. But i cant hear a single thing.
Hence,i started digging my ears but end up disappointed.
Ear-shit was on my finger but i still cant hear anything at all.
I just keep myself calm and wait.
This is taking way too long. As if im waiting for ikan bilis to bite my bait.
Still,i keep myself calm.
Soon,i feel so drowsy that i eventually fall asleep.
In my dream,i was in a crowd-like in a moshpit.
I was clueless on where i am at that point of time.
Until i spotted a guy wearing a 'Topi Float'(Floating cap).
And i said to myself,"Oh no."
Then from colourless shirts that the crowd was wearing,slowly,it turns red.
I realised,where i was. I was terrified.
I tried running away but as i go one step further,it came to me two steps closer.
I know i cant go no where.
I cried. I looked down on my body,i was wearing the same shirt as them.
I cried even more. This time,till tears,blood,ants,houseflies came out from my eyes.

Bam! Im quite hurt on my back.
I open my eyes and all i see is just bright white light.
Is this Heaven? I wonder.
Soon,i get to see the clear view of where i am.
Im still in the hall.
Actually,i fell backwards from my chair.
The white light,it was the gigantic bulbs in the hall.
I stood up,pick up my chair and sat.
Its time for the results.
You want to know how's my results?

CANNOT AH! BECAUSE I HAVENT GET WHAT! TMR THEN GET AH!xD
Very nervous&excited for the results.
I hope for the best ah.
Please ah,i get 20points i run around the school half naked siaa.
I even shave my armpit hair to prepare you know.
So God,dont disappoint me please.):
Kay ah. I want to look upon the dark sky ah.
Who knows? I will see a shooting star.
You know what i'll wish for((:

Goodnight!

(Remember,don't fall in love.)










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