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Sunday, August 3, 2014 ; 11:25 PM

Daily Basis

Hi there. Looks like my next post after the previous one is not in two years time huh. Hahaha. Well, will to update this blog on the daily basis, no promises though. Hahaha. Okay lets see. Prolly im just gonna talk about the events that happened over the weekends ya. Raya period is still ongoing but sadly, this year my family is not visiting as much. But its okay.

Saturday.


Last saturday, my family and i went to fish&co(Tampines 1) for dinner. We rarely eat outside like for years so im not taking any chances to miss this. Furthermore, it was an occasion to celebrate both of my brothers and cousin's birthdays. My birthday nothing happened, as usual. Used to it already. Its okay, at least i know im the funniest among all. HAHAHA. Had seafood platter for 2, shared with my younger bro.


This thing never change at all. The last time i had this was when twitter was not formed yet. hahahah. Apart from the food, theres another thing that made me look forward for this dinner. Have you guys met Eshan TheSunshine yet?(:


Ahhhhhh. See that cute little guy over there? Yup, hes Eshan. Hahahaha. Theres like chemistry between us as you guys can see. hahaha. Hes only two years and cant talk properly yet but i believe he can understand me completely. Smart kid. Im grooming him to be a funny guy. Confirm by the time he enter primary school, he'll receive a lot of eyecandies. ^^
I told him to take a picture with me while waiting for the food to be served.


He laughed. So did i. Hahahha. Then we tried taking a serious one.


Okay too serious is not so good afterall. Hahahaha. Okay by now we were slightly grumpy cause we're hungry. hahaha. But! Minutes after thousands of selfies, our food finally arrived. So we began eating, phones aside.


And so the eating process took place. After im done eating, i slowly enjoying my drink that i ordered and its called 'Sea breeze monkey'. Its like a big glass of ice crushed lemonade drink, i think. So Eshan being Eshan, he wanted some. -.-
Lets see if he likes or not. Hahahha.





HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA. Serve him right! Bet that he got the urge to throw a middle finger at me. Hahahaha.
Okay so once we were done eating, its time to head back to my aunt's place(Eshan's crib) to slack as a family. I went there for awhile only as i had something on afterwards. So rolled here and there at my aunt's place, threw a few jabs and uppercuts at Eshan, and im off to meet Puding and kiwi. Three of us went to Syaza's(Puding's Gf) Open House. Okay dont judge huh, i know it was directly after my dinner. So i ate little only. (:


A shot at Syaza's place. These two guys are the only surviving ones from my secondary period. Hahaha. Far left is Kiwi and the middle one is Puding. Kiwi's the longest ah cause i knew him since secondary 1. If you guys are not lazy, you can always browse through my archives, you'll see some of his pictures. hahahaha. So after we left from Syaza's place, we went to Kiwi's house to slack awhile. As usual, play with his cat!


Meet Bisu(Mute)! Cause she never meows, like at all. Hahahahah!


Puding busy adjusting the thing just so he can look at the stars. hahahah. Idiot. Two hours later, we went home as it was quite late already. So thats how i spent my saturday!


Sunday.

Since Puding is working, so only kiwi and i went out. We went fishing! Brought kiwi to a new spot, Marina Coastal Drive. Trust me, the place is really peaceful. May it be day or night time.



Before we began fishing, forced kiwi to help me take a few shots. hahaha.


Caught this palm size fish. Not bad not bad. But after that, no more fish. HAHAHAHA. So we decided to sit at the partition cause i feel that its quite relaxing, sea breeze and evening cooling sunlight.







I took this shot then kiwi wanted to see. And when i took back my phone..


Why am i not surprised? hahahaha. So ya, we pack up before sunset. And vroom we went back home. So thats how i spent my sunday! I really hope you guys enjoy reading this post! Till next time! (:



"I wish that the next time i come here, may it be fishing or just chilling, it'll be a she and not Kiwi. But then again, why rush? One day, just that normal fine day, she'll appear."

With faith.





Thursday, July 31, 2014 ; 10:55 PM

The last time i posted something on this dusty blog was about two years ago. How time flies like the kites at marina barrage. Hahahah. Its very awkward for me to be funny here on my own blog. Guess that whenever you try to resume something that you left hanging for quite some time, awkwardness starts to kick in. But im happy that i didnt delete this blog though, cause some memories are worth keeping. Most of my memories are all full of playfulness, things that i do without any second thoughts. Hahahah. Wait, before i continue any further, just to let you guys know that im typing this on my iphone and its annoying. Idk why but i somehow cant edit any grammar or spelling errors. Its something like life, whereby once mistake is made, you cant undo it. Hahahah. So as you read along(i wonder who will read this blog though hahah), there will be mistakes but i believe you'll get what im trying to say just that its annoying, thats all. Hahaha. So lets see, where shall i begin. Its not easy to just summarize two years of your life in a post ya. Hahahah. What i can afford to type out(cos i got fat fingers, they get tired easily haha) is that i graduated from TP Design with a Diploma in environment Design like a year ago. Hahahah. Enlisted into the national service few months after that and im turning into a year soldier in few weeks time. My army life could be slightly interesting if not for my medical condition cause i was given a chance to be in a command school. But oh wells, who am i to fight against God's work, right? Hahahah. But im pleased with what im doing currently and prolly for the rest of my NS life hahahaha. As what? Haha. Im a clerk in a manpower branch, a R&D 3IC. Well R&D stands for Regimentation&Discipline. Basically those guys under my unit who committed an offense, i will deal with. Not much actions compared to those commanders that go through trainings in the jungle and stuffs like that but im find with it. Cause learning about military law and order is quite interesting. Hahahah. Prolly because i wanna apply a degree in Criminology and Security in SIT once im done with NS. Hahahah. So ya, office hours- Mon to fri- No guys commit any offense= Slacking day for me. Hahahah.

Okay i just summarized from where i left and to present. My arms getting numb, worried that i might get paralyzed just because i wanna update my blog hahahahah. So recently i had a lot of fun time, a short break from work. Applied two days of leave and there were no regrets at all cause it was worth it. Hahah. Last monday was a public holiday- Hari Raya! Standard protocols- Eat, do house visits, play with cats and eat again. Quite tiring i should say hahahah. Suppose to report back to work on tuesday but i applied leave for tuesday and wednesday so i got no worries staying up late on that monday night! Woke up late the next day, and i was all prepared to watch BOMBAY BICYCLE CLUB perform!!! That was my very first gig that i paid for. Hahahah. And i would like to thank Ashyy(aforashraf) for paying for my ticket first. And of cause, how can i leave Dr. Nidia Marissa out of this. Hahahah. She introduced BBC to me and thank God i decided to catch then cause they were really awesome that night. It has been sometime since i dance(fun dance kinda thing not like those from "So you think you can dance?" Hahahah). So yeah, they made me feel alive, again. Furthermore, there was this girl beside me. I dont know her at all but shes really awesome. Hahahah. Guess music really brings people together, may it be friends or strangers.

And Nidia brought pineapple tarts that she baked and few cans of pokari sweat for the bombay mates. But she was being more particular about the tarts though cause we were not suppose to bring any food or drink inside. Hahahah. She was so tensed that somehow it got through me as well. Hahahaha. But when she got though the door and the tarts were safe, shes back to normal. Hahahahah. How thoughtful of her to go through all these hustles huh. Guess shes just being herself, putting others before herself. And thats one of the few points that makes her attractive. But sometimes she self-proclaim herself being funny, that part i cannot accept entirely. Hahahaha. But when she say it with confidence that shes funny, i cant help myself but to laugh. Should train more on my ego huh. Hahahaha. Next week shes gonna start schooling in Lasalle, really proud of her. Now at least i got a friend that studies there. Hahaha. Just gonna pray the best for her. I believe she can pull it through. Shes very versatile when comes to mixing around with people, making new friends. But i just gave her a piece of advice anyway- Mon, wed & fri she must bring sandwich so she can eat alone during lunch cause she wong be having friends yet. Tues & thurs then she can go eat at some eating place nearby, alone also. Hahahahahah. Okay i hope that wont happen ya. So ya, once she starts schooling, i got no slacking partner during wee hours already. The bus stop with empty street will miss us hahahah.

Well, as for my life as an individual. Im still searching for that "Happiness". Well, not saying that im not leading a happy life but there are different degrees in Happiness. I believe you should know what kind of happiness im talking about right? Hahahahah. I dont wanna sound chessy thats why. Hahah. But idk why im an old fashion kind of person ad i truly believe in fate. Ive been waiting for years for that person. I wont say the 'Right person' cause if not, whats the point having me in the frame, right? So she has to be slightly wrong so that i could make her right. That way, it wont be so mundane and the journey/process wont be a straight path. Idk if i make sense or not but ya. Hahahaha. I could still afford time to wait but of cause, i will put in effort. But the rest is still up to fate yet again. It seems harder for me to talk about this topic on my blog. Hahah. Maybe i should stop here. Till then. Hopefully the next post wont be in two years time ya. Hahahah.

With faith.





Thursday, May 17, 2012 ; 2:18 AM

Hi.
2 days ago was 15 May.
The day that the only angel that got brought down from the heaven to earth.
Yes, its me, my birthday. HAHAHAH. No shame eh self-proclaim.
Birthday mah.
Well, i kena bashed by these bunch of lovely and wonderful people lor! Hahaha.

See! These are all the culprits behind my sufferings for that night! Hahahah.
Didnt expect it to be this many lor..

Like death sentence sia this one.. Just that i didnt die ahh.. hahaha.
See all standby alrdy to throw..
Want to see the outcome? Quite saddening lei if you my condition.. hahaha.

Still not enough, got these two naughty girls go n attack me somemore!

Attack me wif cheese somemore!!! Walaoooo. Thats vera in yellow and Edel Kueh beside her.. Tsk3.
But when im being released.. You know whats gonna happen ahh.. hahah.

The HULK is on loooooose! Muahahahahaha!
My first victim? Of cause im gonna chase the annoying all-time favourite girl first.. HAHAHAH. Amek kau!

But she very fast and furious ahh.. Lika Tokyo Drift you know.. Sooo.. Half way chasing her..
Got innocent pray nearby.. So she kena lorrr! Hahahaha.

Shes Peggy! My buddy for doc.. Alamak, we should have POLAROID eh? HAHAHAHAHA.
But after peggy kena, i still wanna chase after vanessa..
In the end..

Taaaaadaaaa! Confirm will kena one laaa.. She plan this birthday bash lei, how can not kena one?! Hahahah.
Then the another person who plan this thingy was none other than the cibai Boraytak Yong ahh!

Cbbbb heeee. Sabo alrdy then gone lika Flash siol! But in the end, he still kena my smelly shirt ah! Hahaha.

Thats the cute cake vans n botak got for me! ^^

Soo yaaa laaahz... Happy 20th Birthday to me. Old alrdy.. Must get girlfriend alrdy cannot keep on fooling around liao..
Have one in mind but always kena reject.. HAHAHAHA.

So pray for me that i'll get a cute and lovely girlfriend so that i can be more mature than now ahh. Hahaha.
Last but not least, thank you to all who participated in the bash. Later just email me ur admin number, i giv seal points kay. Hahahaha.

Goodnight.





Monday, May 7, 2012 ; 3:22 AM

Hi.
Came across hanif's new blogspot!
Thank God theres still a soul out there who appreciates blogspot!
At least this proves that hes not following whats trending! (Y)
And his few posts were quite entertaining i suppose.
Not something serious or Lovy Dovy S/o Marimurigum! Which is good!
So to give him some credits for that, i shall post his glamorous n vogue picture on my blog!
I know my blog is kind of dead. well, why i said that?
When i enter my password for my blog, straight away i spot few spider webs at the corner of my blog! haha.
So ya, this is Hanif, a guy with endless laughter!

HAHAHAHA. Hes one big Jibai you can ever find in Singapore, i swear.
At first, i thought it was just something to entertain us.
But when i read his post, theres a reason behind his moves.
Hes trying to send a message that one should not wear whats up to date.
Wear something which you are comfortable with.
I totally agree with that.
For as i have my own motto.
"Wear what youre comfortable with. Please yourself, then you please others."
Thats why, at times, my goodmate Botak dont understand what im wearing to school. Hahaha.
Wait, what? Whos botak? OKay i show you his "poshism" picture! He look like 'Ghost' from The Matrix, serious bodoh!

Hahahah! True huh! He's my partner-in-crime in school.. And this poshism was just to have fun of it only. hah.
Well, i have one also! Wait ahh!

Not bad ah! Got 110 posh(vote) already! Hahahah.
But this poshism thingy, theres a bad side of it.
Those who participates in it, tends to be a fashion critic.. Like, whut? Chill ah. Hahah.
Well, i guess i wanna relive this old and dusty blog of mine ah.
Everyday, different kind of funny posts, just like old times.
I believe hanif's gonna keep his blog update always.
So i think im gonna link his to mine n vice versa ah.
Anyways, apart from all the english words ive mentioned above..
As i was browsing through my visual folder to upload Hanif n Botak's pic, i came across this old photo of mine wif an annoying girl. Wait i show you ah!

Taaaadaaaaa! Shes Vannessa! The annoying girl i can tahan wif for 2 consecutive years in Programme.
Last time she like innocently and shy2 girl of uptown ah, i swear she cuter.
But now no more liao cos her true colours have been shown. So now she kinda evil ah to me. Hahaha!
She reject me alot of times when i ask for dates. HAHAHAHA.
Despite i offer a deal that very likely to happen, also she reject. sigh. hahaha.
Even get 100posh for myself, she wont accept. But that one i managed to get 100posh ah. All thanks to my parrots! Okay that sounds abit wrong but okay ah! hahaha.
But its okay, i wont give up, just like what Jason Mraz sang. hahaaha.
Kay guys! Going to sleep already, my eyes like The Undertaker the wrestler sia! All white sia my eyes! Hahah.
*I love you, you love me.. We are one big family..*
Poof! Alon becomes a cute little soft toy!

Goodnight guys!





Friday, February 17, 2012 ; 2:52 AM


Hi. Just quick update ah.
Since i cant sleep, yet. heh.
Oh that chinese cibai guy above is Raymond.
Just call him Botak ah, despite hes not one. haha. Long story lah.
This guy has been my cibai partner, when i feel like doing something like disturb2 people, hes my partner in crime lorr. hahaha.
Not trying to sound gay laa but at least in future, when i look back at my old posts, see this picture, confirm can bring back memories what. hahaha.
Despite he alrdy got gf for more like a year, he know how to giv time ah.
Which i respect that ah. He nvr neglect a friend even when he got a partner.
Steady ah botak. hahahah.
As for me? Well, still waiting ah. (:
People say that i should not be choosy n just take any girl.
But i totally against that. I nvr wanted to play wif any girl feelings.
If i dont have any feelings for them, i wont even give it a try or give any hopes.
Thats my way of ninja. (:
Trueee what. Hahhaa.
I would rather have zero ex's than having alot.Its okay if i have nvr been in a relationship before cos i know, i nvr break someone's daughter fragile heart. (:
Sooo.. Ya. Just wait lor.
But cannot until like 40 years old n still waiting uh.
That one asking for a second circumsization of my penis sia. hahaha.
Kay ah. Should sleep now.

Goodnight!

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Sunday, February 12, 2012 ; 8:44 AM


They are Programmers AY 11/12.
Programmers in the eyes of others.
But to me, they are my second family.
No matter how sad i can be, when im with them, they lighten up my darkest sky. chey. haha.
But seriously, these are bunch of people that motivates me to go to school.
When a new week starts, i always look forward to thursday when we have our meeting.
Never fail to at least laugh once ah. hahaha.
Yest we had a refresh. Frankly speaking, i enjoyed every second of it. Despite i keep complaining that im tired and stuffs ah. heh.
I enjoy the long bus ride cos thats when we get to communicate more..
So overall i was quite satisfied ah. (:

Being a programmer and participating in camps has changed me a lot.
back then, i wasnt this kind of person. Im just like a sloth. I wont participate in anything. Provided if the event got food, then i'll participate. Even my close friends wondered how i can entertain all these. hahaha. But what i have to say, i wont regret even for a second of it. (: <333333

"Sun has been shining on me with his bright and powerful light..
I feel secure when i walk under it..
But sun, something is bothering me right now..
That sad to say i feel insecure. "
Im a bus stop. Youre a bus. Youre just gonna pass by me.
But you see, im still standing strong here, waiting for you to pass by me again.
Im not going anywhere. How about you? I will let time do the magic.
p.s. I dont let go of people easily and thats my way of ninja.(:





Saturday, January 28, 2012 ; 2:11 AM

Konekchiwaaaa.
Kay this blog suppose to make you smile while reading.
Sooo... Previous post was quite saddening, depressing and fattening.
Hence, tonight post i try to make it happy2 one ah.
Hmm.. Lets see.. Whats good to post uh..
Fiction story that create on the spot one OR real life story of myself? Hmm.
Okay i think i'll just talk about the story of myself uh..
Recently nothing much happened uh.. Just steal my brothers kitkat and got scolded only.. Alaaa last time i bring back cinnamon roll from starbucks, you steal also what-.-

There! Fuh, fierce not? Like mafia having a cigar huh? Hehehehe.
Cant be help lah bro, i love chocolate siaaa. Just like her. (:
Oh2! I proudly say that Double chocolate at MCcafe taste so much better than starbucks java chip frap! Serious siaa.. Even how much i customize the original recipe of java chip frap, it wont taste as great as double choco frap lor.. Last time ah when i working at starbucks, now no longer alrdy. Huh? What?! You say i world peace?! I last time baristaa okay! A cool Fat baristaa! Dont believe, see this!

Now believe me not! But this one not my store ahh..
I was from airport terminal 2.. This one i kena attached at plaza singapura..
Freaking busy as hell. Nightmare on Elm street siol.
But now i working as Pizza hut rider ahh.. Cos got Bike license alrdy mah.. So make the best out of it ahh.. haha. But i wish to take car license too but no mesos currently. Dont want kaysiao go take then no mesos, then give up. More stupiak what. haha.
I got a car alrdy, but just no license. Eh sial laa why you all always nvr believe me sia!-.- Kay see below again! You all ahh.. tsk3.

Tadaaaaaa! See! I have car sey! Mitsubishi Lancer Chipper 300 siol. So fierce, no P plate n number plate okay! Side mirror only right side ahh! hahaha. Well, thats me when i was around 5 or 6 uh.. heee. Quite cute ah. ^^ So young yet smile so cheeky. Aiyoo. Lucky now i smile relek rdy. hahaha.
But i dont know why eh.. When i browse thru old photos..
Everyone wont look at the camera except me-.-
I think im born to be a very photogenic person ah.. hahahah. You see ah!

Jeng Jeng Jeng! Told ya sooo! Cibai siaaaa last time i cute sia! Nowonder when i K2, got this chinese girl keep disturbing me, saying she like me-.- But when youre at that age 5 or 6, when an opposite sex like you, its like a sin and you will always cry. I did. hahaha. I cried wheneber shes near me. Sorry ah, cant be help what.
Apart from photogenic, im a person that loves food. Chef potential. Not that i cook laa but in this picture, it shows how passionate i am towards food. Check it out yo!

hahahaha. My shirt high-end sia during that period of time! All kids wanna get it but it was so rare.. Ninja Turtles siol! If you wear this at that period of time ah.. You go play Tamiya at tamiya shop since they have the track, everyone wants to be your friend siol! hahahaha. sial ah.
BUt that was all in the past..
As time pass by, things started to change..
Even myself. I almost join the pinkdot crew when i was in sec school..
Becos springfield dont have many pretty girls unlike other schools..
It made me n my friends so depressed.. We turned into gays for a period of time uh..
See for yourself.. haissss. When i look at this, it always break my heart. Imagine im a full time gay, my mama will be sad. ):

HAHAHA. Chill uh guys, i was just joking. This one we pretend only. Im 100% Man yo.
But depsite im 100% man, theres a slight percentage in me thats very soft uh..
Cos.. errmmm.. I just like soft toys ah._.
hahahah. When i saw this thingy in school, i quickly took a picture wif it! haha.

Hehehehehehehe. What! Nothing wrong what! Then want to fight ah? Lai. hahaha.
If you dare enough ah cos i got my fighting partner that loves soft toy too. See!

He big size okay! You better think twice ahh! Hahaha. sorry isk, your sachokness drop by 65% dok. hahaha.
Oh talking bout soft toy..
Theres this friend of mine, a girl laa, but not girlfriend ah! Dont perangai primary 4 here hor. Just becos shes a girl, then my girlfriend. hahaha. Primary school last time always like that right? (:
Yaaa. sooo this girl ah.. she so nice to lend me her favourite toy cos she knows i like these things ah.. Hahaha. Wait i show you..

Heeee. Cute right the monkey! And the name's Kiki._.
Sorry girl, pray hard many people wont read this cos if not, your threat to show people this picture or tell people i like soft toy, is no longer working. Hahaha.
But serious, thanks ah for lending it to me.. I'll return it after 3 years okay?(:
So thats all ah. Hope you guys enjoy your journey from the first line till here. (:



"Despite how colorful my surrounding is, without you beside, its all black&white."-Me

Its kinda surprising for me to know that you got emotional when you read my previous post. Haha. I find it veryyy cute but of cos lah i wont say it to you when youre currently down. Or else you might think that i cant be serious. yes, i did mention that "I tried." but that doesnt mean i gave up. Put it in this way. If i say "I ate.", does that mean that i wont eat again? (: I tried, but i wont stop trying. Youve mentioned that all guys have the similar reason but do you know whats mine? All i can say is, one day. Just one day girl, you'll know and youre totally gonna get mad cos this time round, your guess is wrong. (:

Goodnight!










JailBerg™

The Unique one.

Hi.
Just call me Alon.
Pronounce as 'Ah-Loan'
Temasek Design School
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