"Hot bibiks are most welcome!"

Harold&Kumar

2012-02-17T02:52:00.006+08:00

Hi. Just quick update ah.
Since i cant sleep, yet. heh.
Oh that chinese cibai guy above is Raymond.
Just call him Botak ah, despite hes not one. haha. Long story lah.
This guy has been my cibai partner, when i feel like doing something like disturb2 people, hes my partner in crime lorr. hahaha.
Not trying to sound gay laa but at least in future, when i look back at my old posts, see this picture, confirm can bring back memories what. hahaha.
Despite he alrdy got gf for more like a year, he know how to giv time ah.
Which i respect that ah. He nvr neglect a friend even when he got a partner.
Steady ah botak. hahahah.
As for me? Well, still waiting ah. (:
People say that i should not be choosy n just take any girl.
But i totally against that. I nvr wanted to play wif any girl feelings.
If i dont have any feelings for them, i wont even give it a try or give any hopes.
Thats my way of ninja. (:
Trueee what. Hahhaa.
I would rather have zero ex's than having alot.Its okay if i have nvr been in a relationship before cos i know, i nvr break someone's daughter fragile heart. (:
Sooo.. Ya. Just wait lor.
But cannot until like 40 years old n still waiting uh.
That one asking for a second circumsization of my penis sia. hahaha.
Kay ah. Should sleep now.

Goodnight!

Beautiful People. (:

2012-02-12T08:44:00.007+08:00

They are Programmers AY 11/12.
Programmers in the eyes of others.
But to me, they are my second family.
No matter how sad i can be, when im with them, they lighten up my darkest sky. chey. haha.
But seriously, these are bunch of people that motivates me to go to school.
When a new week starts, i always look forward to thursday when we have our meeting.
Never fail to at least laugh once ah. hahaha.
Yest we had a refresh. Frankly speaking, i enjoyed every second of it. Despite i keep complaining that im tired and stuffs ah. heh.
I enjoy the long bus ride cos thats when we get to communicate more..
So overall i was quite satisfied ah. (:

Being a programmer and participating in camps has changed me a lot.
back then, i wasnt this kind of person. Im just like a sloth. I wont participate in anything. Provided if the event got food, then i'll participate. Even my close friends wondered how i can entertain all these. hahaha. But what i have to say, i wont regret even for a second of it. (: <333333

"Sun has been shining on me with his bright and powerful light..
I feel secure when i walk under it..
But sun, something is bothering me right now..
That sad to say i feel insecure. "
Im a bus stop. Youre a bus. Youre just gonna pass by me.
But you see, im still standing strong here, waiting for you to pass by me again.
Im not going anywhere. How about you? I will let time do the magic.
p.s. I dont let go of people easily and thats my way of ninja.(:

Tired.

2012-02-04T17:07:00.005+08:00

Sometimes i just envy those kids out there.
Why? Cause they dont have to work.
Even some, who works, its only for their own satisfaction.
Like buying clothes, shoes, hipster bags, curtain, sofa and many more.
They dont have to worry about their monthly bills at all.
Where as for me, i have to carry all those burden all by myself.
Yes, going through hardships is not a joke.
It is not even a task. Its painful.
I know, i shouldnt say this.
Some may say, "Oh i dont need to work, cause i got savings."
You know what? Thats bullshit.
Of cos you have savings cause why? Your monthly allowance from your parents are fucking way more than enough.
At times i feel ashamed when i heard some people who dont have to part-time and yet they can treat their family to expensive places, treating them to good food.
Of cos i want that too, but im not able to.
When my pay arrives, pay this and that, and im all left wif an amount, just nice for my daily needs, like food.
Yes, some may say if i dont own a bike, i can spend more on myself n my family.
But im a person who think twice as far as you guys.
50 bucks per month for just bus rides, you think its nothing?
The amount i spend on my petrol for my Vespa per month, is way much cheaper than that. And i can go anywhere i want at any time.
So listen, i own a bike, not cos of accessory, but its for transportation.
I rant it out cos i think its just not fair for a 19 year old(20 soon to be)like me to be holding a burden of an adult.
Ive been living an independent life ever since i was 16. I know its only about 3 years but i shoudlnt be experiencing this now.
At times, when i see young kids saying life is hard, i feel like literally spitting on their faces n hair wif an extra greenish phlegm of mine. What do you really know about life? Come on. Dont anyhow say.
Not saying anyone in particular, just at times i saw strangers saying that on social network. I have to work and school. If i work more to earn extra bucks, then how about school? then if i focus too much on these two, what about my family?
Do you know its kind of heartbreaking to treat my house like a hotel?
I miss those times when i spend hours on television and having long conversation with my mother. yes, im very close wif my mother and i dont want to lose it. Dad? Hes a stranger in my life. Blame him for not raising his children with knowledge.
Frankly speaking lah, im a cheerful person. I try to make people smile and laugh more. I can choose not to but thats my personality, cant do anything bout it.
But its fucking contradicting that i can make people smile and yet i cant make myself happy. what the shit bro? Im tired of this life. If life is like a Gameboy, i'll just pluck the batteries out, seriously. I feel like shouting like fucking loud and throw big rocks into the sea but i know, if i do that, i might kill small fishes near the shore. haissss. How long must i bear all these shit?
I clearly know what to do in life. Done wif a diploma, work as a law enforcer and be a part time actor or comedian. Get married and live in a normal flat. Afterall, i got many design friends. I can get a normal room flat n design the interior way cooler than a condo. So why waste your hard earn money to your government?-.-
And I fucking make sure that my life then will be above average, but not rich. I know im being a typical malay boy who doesnt think big n wanna get lots of money but hey, i do have a religion. And i have a job as a Muslim. Aiyaa im tired of ranting this shit out already. Gonna grab some food n just sleep ah. I have no idea why this sudden urge of ranting come at this hour.

Bye ah.

New mate aye(:

2012-02-02T00:10:00.008+08:00

Gyeah. See that! I just got a new mate to accompany me at night!^^
Understandable uh, no girlfriend what! :p
hahahaha. Sorry ah my face like abit swag ahh..
Kay wait i take another proper one with a smile on my face like both of them kay?
*Snap webcam..Kechikkkk!*

Kay better? hahahaha. The Monkey is KIKI and the Ted is Tomo!(:
Just got Tomo today ah.. Kiki was from her mah. (:
Cabut from school for awhile then head to Tampines Mall to survey2 ah..
Cos got this nice girl wanna accompany me survey mah.. Dont want say name lah hor.. haha.
We went to TM first ah.. Walk2 and go Minitoons see first.. Then there the angry birds not that nice.. hahaha. Cos the face very angry sey. ):
Then go ToysRUs lor.. Long time sia nvr there, too busy wif life-.-
Then when enter the store only, i saw Tomo! And i fall in love wif it already but i nvr tell her.. But dont know uh if she can tell.. hahaha.
But we go survey others in the store first..
Take some of the soft toys and smack her face.. haha. She veeeeehhhh cute. hee.
Then we went to Tampines 1 to survey more and then lepak for awhile.
I no intention to buy it today ah cos i paisey._.
Sialaaaa of cos ah paiseyyyyy. My face so fierce then buy this! hahaha. Fierce aura dropped by 75% sia! ):
But she forced me to get it jgk-.-
Then she like just walk to TM direction..
Tried to pull her away but she so starburn ah, cannot take it. hahah.
Then boh pian lorrrr..
So taaadaaaaa! Tomo is on my bed now wif Kiki! ^^
But my mama scold me cos she say like Kiki and Tomo like nuisance..
Its not like they will disturb her cooking or what sey. hahahaha.
Then i say ah.. "Later Tomo bite you ah Ma, i dont know eh!"..
But she nvr laugh ah, shooo sad. hahahah.
So yaaa. So we head back to sch ahh. Then like abit paisey ah..
I look like Bruno Mars rdy then carry ToysRUs plastic bag so big-.-
Then i steal her froggieee! hahaha.
I want to borrow for even just a day, she dont let. Then i scared she like angry wif me ahhh. So i gave her back lor after she had her quiz. And hope she got a bit surprised ah. Hehe. Hope she gonna post it on her blog ah. I like looking at her froggie wif the 'extra' ingredient inside. hahaha.
Well, thats the only way to thank you for now ahh. If we go out again, then i treat you ice cream kay. ^^
Kay now i wanna listen to ghost story on radio.

Goodnight!

Happy mode now.

2012-01-28T02:11:00.017+08:00

Konekchiwaaaa.
Kay this blog suppose to make you smile while reading.
Sooo... Previous post was quite saddening, depressing and fattening.
Hence, tonight post i try to make it happy2 one ah.
Hmm.. Lets see.. Whats good to post uh..
Fiction story that create on the spot one OR real life story of myself? Hmm.
Okay i think i'll just talk about the story of myself uh..
Recently nothing much happened uh.. Just steal my brothers kitkat and got scolded only.. Alaaa last time i bring back cinnamon roll from starbucks, you steal also what-.-

There! Fuh, fierce not? Like mafia having a cigar huh? Hehehehe.
Cant be help lah bro, i love chocolate siaaa. Just like her. (:
Oh2! I proudly say that Double chocolate at MCcafe taste so much better than starbucks java chip frap! Serious siaa.. Even how much i customize the original recipe of java chip frap, it wont taste as great as double choco frap lor.. Last time ah when i working at starbucks, now no longer alrdy. Huh? What?! You say i world peace?! I last time baristaa okay! A cool Fat baristaa! Dont believe, see this!

Now believe me not! But this one not my store ahh..
I was from airport terminal 2.. This one i kena attached at plaza singapura..
Freaking busy as hell. Nightmare on Elm street siol.
But now i working as Pizza hut rider ahh.. Cos got Bike license alrdy mah.. So make the best out of it ahh.. haha. But i wish to take car license too but no mesos currently. Dont want kaysiao go take then no mesos, then give up. More stupiak what. haha.
I got a car alrdy, but just no license. Eh sial laa why you all always nvr believe me sia!-.- Kay see below again! You all ahh.. tsk3.

Tadaaaaaa! See! I have car sey! Mitsubishi Lancer Chipper 300 siol. So fierce, no P plate n number plate okay! Side mirror only right side ahh! hahaha. Well, thats me when i was around 5 or 6 uh.. heee. Quite cute ah. ^^ So young yet smile so cheeky. Aiyoo. Lucky now i smile relek rdy. hahaha.
But i dont know why eh.. When i browse thru old photos..
Everyone wont look at the camera except me-.-
I think im born to be a very photogenic person ah.. hahahah. You see ah!

Jeng Jeng Jeng! Told ya sooo! Cibai siaaaa last time i cute sia! Nowonder when i K2, got this chinese girl keep disturbing me, saying she like me-.- But when youre at that age 5 or 6, when an opposite sex like you, its like a sin and you will always cry. I did. hahaha. I cried wheneber shes near me. Sorry ah, cant be help what.
Apart from photogenic, im a person that loves food. Chef potential. Not that i cook laa but in this picture, it shows how passionate i am towards food. Check it out yo!

hahahaha. My shirt high-end sia during that period of time! All kids wanna get it but it was so rare.. Ninja Turtles siol! If you wear this at that period of time ah.. You go play Tamiya at tamiya shop since they have the track, everyone wants to be your friend siol! hahahaha. sial ah.
BUt that was all in the past..
As time pass by, things started to change..
Even myself. I almost join the pinkdot crew when i was in sec school..
Becos springfield dont have many pretty girls unlike other schools..
It made me n my friends so depressed.. We turned into gays for a period of time uh..
See for yourself.. haissss. When i look at this, it always break my heart. Imagine im a full time gay, my mama will be sad. ):

HAHAHA. Chill uh guys, i was just joking. This one we pretend only. Im 100% Man yo.
But depsite im 100% man, theres a slight percentage in me thats very soft uh..
Cos.. errmmm.. I just like soft toys ah._.
hahahah. When i saw this thingy in school, i quickly took a picture wif it! haha.

Hehehehehehehe. What! Nothing wrong what! Then want to fight ah? Lai. hahaha.
If you dare enough ah cos i got my fighting partner that loves soft toy too. See!

He big size okay! You better think twice ahh! Hahaha. sorry isk, your sachokness drop by 65% dok. hahaha.
Oh talking bout soft toy..
Theres this friend of mine, a girl laa, but not girlfriend ah! Dont perangai primary 4 here hor. Just becos shes a girl, then my girlfriend. hahaha. Primary school last time always like that right? (:
Yaaa. sooo this girl ah.. she so nice to lend me her favourite toy cos she knows i like these things ah.. Hahaha. Wait i show you..

Heeee. Cute right the monkey! And the name's Kiki._.
Sorry girl, pray hard many people wont read this cos if not, your threat to show people this picture or tell people i like soft toy, is no longer working. Hahaha.
But serious, thanks ah for lending it to me.. I'll return it after 3 years okay?(:
So thats all ah. Hope you guys enjoy your journey from the first line till here. (:

"Despite how colorful my surrounding is, without you beside, its all black&white."-Me

Its kinda surprising for me to know that you got emotional when you read my previous post. Haha. I find it veryyy cute but of cos lah i wont say it to you when youre currently down. Or else you might think that i cant be serious. yes, i did mention that "I tried." but that doesnt mean i gave up. Put it in this way. If i say "I ate.", does that mean that i wont eat again? (: I tried, but i wont stop trying. Youve mentioned that all guys have the similar reason but do you know whats mine? All i can say is, one day. Just one day girl, you'll know and youre totally gonna get mad cos this time round, your guess is wrong. (:

Goodnight!

why is the question.

2012-01-26T03:42:00.005+08:00

Amacam? Belt power huh? Hahaha. It was soo 2000 and late ya guys.
Tonight's post might be a little not me i would say..

Through out my entire youth life, ive never experience something nice called "love".
Cause.. Frankly speaking, from the bottom of my fat heart, i dont believe it.
Back in secondary school, never even fall for one. If the girl is cute, so be it.
Friends and i will talk about girls, well, boys-.- hahah.
But when comes to serious relationship, i never really gave myself a chance.
I was the type that dont give a damn about these kind of things..
Im those type that laugh around.. Irritate people in my class.. Walk sat2 cos i was wif Zurikh if not, walk hands by the side eyes on the ground. hahaha.
But when i wanna give myself a chance in this now, guess Love has turn its back on me.
If i could turn back time, i would have been in you people shoes man.
Experiencing real love. It doesnt matter if it didnt work out back then.. But those sweet times you guys shared, it cant be bought in a store.
Memories that you cant delete like how you delete files in your thumbdrive.. But listen, its okay. Becos of all these painful moments, it makes you guys stronger.
I envy you guys out there, really.
Im still searching for my lady Marmalade..
Ive been trying my best.. Not that i didnt find.. hahaha.
But i guess Love hates me and has not forgive me yet for not believing it back then..
I shall face it like a sincere man and accept reality.
Ive tried, if it works, then it works.
But am i a guy that anyone of you out there wanna be with?
Thats the question. A question that im still searching for its answer.

Im shutting the door wif a seal. When i think i can control it, i'll open it. Step naruto abit ah. hahah.

Told ya tonight's post wasnt myself. hahaha. I think i must put myself together and be the funny guy that you guys used to know. (:
Dont fix if its not broken. I wonder if that phrase should be applied in my life.
Goodnight!

Mistakes.

2012-01-25T12:48:00.002+08:00

Sometimes. We make the wrong move.
Theres a reason why. So that we will realise.
Why i do random actions?
Cause God wants me to learn.
Not everything is a joke.
It opened my eyes widely.
I shall tone down. Kinda make me thinking.
I shouldnt treat people in a negative manner even if my intention, i dont really mean it.
Guess lesson learned for me.

SmileMore

2011-12-24T00:23:00.002+08:00

Smile more people.
Despite how black&white your life is.
(:

Goodnight.

Your laugh intoxicating

2011-12-17T02:55:00.002+08:00

Hi.
Finally P3 is over.
kena critic like fuck. hahahah.
Im in deep fried shit aye.
Blame my board ah.
But no point bringing up the past.. haha.
Confirm get C sia. Nvm, other modules for this sem aim for Distinction ah.. haha. -.-
Anyways, camp is coming, super rushing and all.
Vessy now okay. Getting next pay then go service, then shes all gooood!
Save money for her medical fee, renewing of life span n insurance.
Wah must work like i got 4 sons. Sibei tired siol.
But its okay, as long as i no need pay the cab, cab rdy.
So expensive! -.-
kay ah, i lazy to update ah.
Goodnight.

Vessy!

2011-11-08T00:46:00.004+08:00

Hi.
Eh wait ah..
Im clearing some spider webs at the corner of this blog..
haissss. Long time siaa nvr blog!
Oh! See that cute little fat guy on the picture? Hahaha.
Thats me! Let me introduce my girfriend..
Her name is vessy, her sir name is vespa PX200 and shes 20 years old!(:
Hotstuff isnt she? hehehe.
Its my dream ever since i was in sec 2 to ride a vespa, same goes for Kiwi.
But kiwi got his one first. Kiwi is the guy beside me. Haha. Not some imaginary friend eh-.-
Hahaha. Thanks to Sharkdart's friend, Syam AnakSalim, for selling me his precious one. haha. I owe him a lot ah, maybe ice milo gajah can settle it. hahaha.
Im getting comfortable wif it.. Hope she can accept me as her new owner so she wont stall at junction or im gonna suffer major paiseyness ahh! hah.
My weekend was full of smiles ah, thanks to vessy. hehehe. But i still got Project 3 to do. haisss. Boring. kay ah, must sleep ah now.
But before that, last picture of the night ah!

Kiwi's, Mocky's and mine. (: Godnight!

Mother's love

2011-10-10T03:52:00.007+08:00

Ma, Im sorry you have to do all the house chores at home.
I know how much you wanted a daughter so that she can help you do some of the work.
Im not always at home and you will feel lonely at times.
But Ma, im outside, doing so much work so that i can buy something i need or want.
I hope you understand that i dont want to burden becos i love you ma.
I know that every time i step out of the door to earn some money by riding a bike, you will carry a heavy heart wif you until i come back home safely.
But Ma, Im earning clean money Ma, so dont worry.
Yes, its dangerous, but Death is in God's hand Ma.
Just for your info, i fell from the bike when it was raining.
I dont want to tell you cos i know it will do some abrasion to your heart.
But Thank Allah, im okay, im still breathing just next to your room.
What im trying to say here Ma, im trying my very best not to burden you wif the finance. So please dont scold me if im not helping you wif the chores cos im tired from working Ma. I know we are not rich, we are not well off. Im old enough, i wont blame you or blame the situation.
Ma, i understand that.
You know what are my dreams for you Ma?
Firstly, i want to see you go to Mecca, go to Haji. I will save up for you Ma, I will.
Secondly, i want you to have your own eating stall. I know how much you love to cook.
If that came true, wouldnt it be nice, right Ma?
But listen Ma, if one day, Im no longer here, please do take care of yourself and dont work too much.
And please dont cry infront of me.
Your tears are so much painful than a thousand bullets spear through my body.
No Ma, im not sick.
Since im free right now, i just want to express my feelings.
Hope this thing wont die till forever.
This blog, is like my life journal.
I will show it to my kids one day.
Ma, i may not be the sweetest son like some mothers have out there.
Those sons who msg "i love you" to their mother everyday.
Because the love i have for you Ma, words cant handle it.

Thats all im going to say for today.
Love your mother with all your heart.
Lovers, anytime you can find.
But theres only one mother, no more, no less.
So dont shout at them when shes being unreasonable.
Shes just tired.
Goodnight all, Goodnight Ma.

Happiness

2011-10-03T03:55:00.009+08:00

I think i have the answer for you guys who are still wondering on..
"Why happiness last for awhile?"
You see guys..
Happiness is like Sun..
It cant be wif us all the time within the 24 hours we have in a day..
But! Its not gone forever, am i right?
It will be back once night has ended..
So in life, we cant have happiness all the time like how we want the sun not to set..
Appreciate it and dont be upset once its gone cos remember, it will come back.
So even the Happiness is gone for a short while, dont frown.
Smile like how i did in the picture below this.

Ooops. Not this one ah. This one a bit disgusting. Haha. Wait ah, i find more decent and less Potential-To-Vomit picture.. Hah. Hmmm... Ah'huh! This one should be fine!

Hehehehe. It takes a lot of muscle to frown. So smile more! If some of you dont like to smile this way cos maybe your middle tooth is gone becos you bite a rock or you have fang teeth like a Zubat(Digimon), its okay! You can always smile like this!

Ahhhhh. Actually im not that bad looking what, right? xD
Not self-proclaim laa.. Just to make myself feel better only what.. hahah.
So those who are suffering from sadness becos you cant get the person you dream of, put a stop to it. But dont ever end your story there. I believe, someone close to you, have been loving you secretly but scared to confess to you. Worry that it will make things awkward or destroy the friendship. Listen, if someone confess to you their feelings, never reject it directly. Even if you feels that both of you better off stay as friends, then take it slow and tell them indirectly. In that way, both party wont get hurt and with God's will, things will remain the same.
What? Huh? Who? Me? Ouh of cos laa i have a crush. heheh. Dont want to say laa.. I shy laa.. Hahaha. Alah, its only a crush. Its like Oreo crush ice blended with no pearl, it wont last for long. Hahaha. But im not close wif her, so confessing to her is not a good idea ah. For that, i have yet to find the solution. Haha. But what makes me attracted to her is her mysterious personality. haha.
Why i said mysterious? Ouh.. Becos to me, shes like a goodie bag. You wont know whats inside. She can be cute at times. Hahah. But, aiyaa.. Im a person who believes in fate. I know now 2011 already and its old-fashion to believe in these things but oh well, i do. Haha. See where will fate bring me. (:
Oh before i end this.. Something to share wif you guys before i go to sleep..

Before i sleep, i always hope that one day, i will be standing there, rowing the gondola in Venice. I always dream of that. I know i dont talk about art that much but secretly, i wish that i could live there one day, a place where art is everywhere, beautiful. Rowing while singing my heart out, i couldnt ask for more. Especially when youre wif the love of your life. Cheyy. haha.
Yup, its my another dream, to be a Gondola rower.
Im not sure if youre reading this, but yeah, it is still my dream. Haha.

Goognight!

EVD Projects!

2011-08-20T02:38:00.018+08:00

Hi. Currently having EVD Project 2 and PComD.
I dont really favour PComD cos must wear formal during presentation.
Due to my overgrowing fats and endless curly hair of mine, i look like i just got retrenched from work when i tuck out my shirt. haiss.
As for P2, standard uh. My favourite friend pay me a visit for 2 months= Mr Stress-.-
The sigh.
Project 1 and Project 2 is totally a mega different situation sia.
What? Dont believe? Okay lets take a look.

Okay this one was during Project 1 site analysis at Scape, Youth Park. And..

This was my site for Project 2, at Bukit Panjang-.-
Mega difference right??!! From busy city area to a deserted forest-like place.. Haiss.
However, my group and i, we tried not to make our site analysis a bore despite our site like that.

See! Before we analyse the park connector beside our site, must be happy mah! hehe..
After we took the pic, the girls cant walk anymore.. So when the guys took over..

Jeng Jeng Jeng! Eh wait, this one my face a bit corky.. Wait uh..

Ahhhhhhhh~ Much better! Hehehe..

Fuh! Now tell me.. Who say fat boyz cant be a model! Hahah. Come on laa.. Hands down you guys agree this picture very the modelly, right?xD
Okay the next one will take your breath away..

"Easy come.. Easy go.. Actually i dont know.."
Like Bruno The Mars huh! Hahahaha. No edit, just manually control of the cam by my chinese friend, mama Zhuang!^^
Now, again, who say boys cant go camwhore?! Hahaha.
After site analysis..

It was break fast time! Ate at nearby neighbourhood food centre..
And then ahh..

We went night market shopping uh! The night scene very nice.. Like at Thailand sia..x)
Lastly...

Settled down at our site and enjoy the fruits! hahaha.
So thats how we do our site analysis! Fun or not? Hehehe.
But when group work site analysis preview/presentation, our group kena critic the most jialat one sia... ahahaha.
But durian or project comes first? Haha. kay2 must not influence you all.
So moral of the story ah guys..
Some work can be very stressful and boring..
But its you who control them, not the projects control you.
So make it fun and exciting okay. ((:
Kay ah want to sleep. Need to wake up early to go to sch.

Goose-night!

Try to keep it alive.

2011-06-23T02:56:00.006+08:00

Hi.
As expected for my blog, found some spider webs here and there.
Oh i saw a tarantula at the far corner there..
What just happened to the old Alon who used to update this frequently? Jeez.
If my blog were to be my room, my mother would have slap me in the face! Haha-.-
Well, nothing much happening in my life.
No girlfriend, its okay. But ya lah, everynight i will play Akon's song 'My lonely" ah. Heh.
Ive been working extra hard for this month so i can at least 'taste' my salary.
Ya laa, few months back work so little like may as well dont work one.. Then get so little pay. Hais.
Pay this pay that, and now i have to pay this punishment called 'Broke'!-.="
So since there are two weeks break this month, why not work for extra cash?^^
Should be enough to get for me a pair of slippers,shoes,pants,shirts and treat my mother!

"A picture tells a thousand words." But dont bother counting it ah._.

Oishiiiiii wait for me babyyyyy~
Ive been planning to treat her to Nasi Ayam Penyet Ria at lucky plaza there and have a walk around Orchard but guess time and finance doesnt allows me to huh. Pfft.
But i hope this coming pay will make it happen ah cos its 5 weeks of work man. Should at least exceed 500. Heh. Hope so ah. You guys pray for me as well ah!
The last time i can recall treating her was during her birthday last year.. Got her favourite durian cake.. See below.

Okay this one not that sweet cos it can be an eye-sore to some of you due to my posing..x))
Nah, this one a bit okay ahh! ^^

Ahhh much better~

Kay ah, guess thats all for tonight.
Will update again in few months time. xD
Goodnight.

Anybody there?

2011-06-07T23:44:00.004+08:00

"My head is saying "no"
But my heart keeps giving in..
So hard to let it go..
When it's there, under my skin."

A friend of mine asked me..
"Are sure you gonna let her go just like that and let other guy give it a try to get her?"
I just smiled.
In my heart i announced with calm..
"She was never mine in the first place."

Well, looks like the "letter" will forever be kept secretly in between my starbucks notebook.
And when im old, i will flip through the pages.
And when i see and read the letter, i would definitely giggled.
Then i will tell myself..
"How childish i was last time.."
But when i close the book, i will silently say..
"If only i got the guts, it will definitely be a different story of my life."

Love,
Grandpa Alon.

Crazy

2011-05-17T23:34:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Im back, but just for a short while.
Then im gonna go missing again. Haha.
Okay i guess im gonna do something crazy soon..
Nonono.. Not life-threatening ah... Dont worry. x)
Its got to do with a girl.
Well, 90% confirm cannot make it but i need to let it out ah.
Cos its making me suffocate ah.
Even i climb a flight of staircase can alrdy make me panting.. Rabak sia. Haha.
But i rarely see her. How?
Where can i find courage? If only it sells at 7-eleven, i dont mind buying it despite how expensive it can gets. Haha!
Ahhhhhhhh shyyyy laaaaaaaaaaaa!
I may not be embarrassed when i do something that make a fool out of myself BUT!
Girls are my weakness ahh.. xD
Haisssss.... This is so much difficult than the O levels Maths Paper 2 sia..x))
Kay ah guys.
I know im gonna do it.
Just wait for the perfect time which i hope it wont be so long.
Wish me all the best.
Maybe i can prove to someone out there that ending with happiness is possible. (:

Goodnight.

Star Gazing(:

2011-04-10T03:02:00.006+08:00

Im star gazing alone.
By far, thats the best thing to do when youre bored or millions of things running in your mind.
yup, hands down that it would be better if youre star gazing with someone you like or someone close to you.
But as for me, im always alone cause im Alon! Haha. Kay lame-.-
Well, its not a problem to me if im alone.
Cause come to think of it, why do you need so many lovers?
I myself can make people around me smile and be happy, its too AWESOME compared to guys out there who have many lovers in the past. Come on, you have to agree with me on that. Haha.
But yes, it sucks being lonely.
Okay lets side track a bit.
I got this question from an unknown person asking..
"Where do you get your funny hormones?"
Good question.
Im not quite sure either. Haha.
Some people may say, "Alah.. He confirm watch funny movies and copy their funny catch phrase.." but let me show you this picture. If it could make you smile/laugh, then you have to think again on how i get my funny hormones.. Hexhex.

So how? Haha. Thats me in the white, turtles shirt. Quite cute huh actually? xD
See, maybe the funny hormones i got it from God lah, enough said. Haha.
Everyone has their own funny hormones lah.. Just that the amount of funniness in it its different from others. Haha.
Kay ah.
Next time when i post about star gazing, i hope theres someone special there, right beside me. (:
Goodnight world.

Starbucks.

2011-04-05T23:26:00.003+08:00

This is the life of a teenager.
Mom wont give money so must go out n get some.
Hais.
Lucky no ang moh chicks pass by.
This shows how much i love you Vespa.
Soon baby, soon.

What are words for?

2011-03-10T01:22:00.002+08:00

"Anywhere you are, I am near
Anywhere you go, I'll be there
And I'm gonna be here forever more." -Chris Medina

What are words for?
I dont dare to make promises.
Cause i know, i know that i will break it.
I dare to place a bet, a minor one, despite i know im going to lose.
I bet with my friend and i lost. I have to treat him A1 bubble tea.
But placing a bet on you, is too risky.
I dare to lose a few dollars, but i dont dare to lose you.
Yes, i am a coward.
When i watch horror movies, i close my eyes when comes the scary part.
When i am at the highest place, my legs will start to tremble.
But to me, the most scariest thing is, not being able to see you.
So what are words for? Whats the point saying those three words when you know the answer?
Oh Tammy(My pet cat), dont run when i want to pat your head. Dont worry, i will give you extra frieskies when i feed you.
Hahaha. The top part, i was trying to feel how it feels like having a lover.
Boring only if everyday i will blog that. Hahaha. But the cat part i add in so to make the whole thing looks complete and not hanging ah. Haha.
Schools tiring. Have not been updating my blog. Who reads it anyway. xD
Listening to Chris Medina's song when i have 3D art to do. Wire-.-
My body is so weak. But when i saw CG in school, it somehow boost my energy level!xD
But i know its not gonna happen so my fantasy ends there only, every single time. Haha.
However some people believe in miracles.. Uhm. I no idea ah.
I think i joke too much until that no girl will think that im serious with them.
Maybe they think that my feeling for them is a joke. Maybe?
This is the hard part being a mini-clown man. Hahahah. What am i talking man? Love? Pfft. Hahaha.
Im not in love guys, dont worry. Just that by looking at her cute smile, it makes my day brighter. So i think, God send her to make people like me, smile and look on the brighter side.
So now, i really2 need to start my 3D art wire exercise.
Goodnight.
Piepie.

Lost

2011-01-22T01:27:00.006+08:00

At this period of time, im really lost.
I know i whine more than a girl but..
P1 is quite a big project for beginners like me.
I have no idea how to juggle/balance studies and work. Not forgetting my bike license too.
Ive tried to organize them like starbucks sizes..
Tall-Bike license(Since its not that important..)
Grande-Work(Since its just semi-important..)
Venti-Studies(Since its the most important o)ne..
But it seems like it has no effect on me.
I need someone to talk to about this kind of things with me.
No, i dont need Adam Khoo.

Goodnight.

Fierce?

2011-01-17T23:23:00.005+08:00

How?
Fierce not?
Hahahahahah!
I told you last time i ninja, you all dont believe me.. Aiyoo.
This visual when i was 13 years old ah..
6 years agooo siaaaa!
Want to see how much i evolved?

Wah sibei ho ah!xD
Eh i not gay ah.. Just that.. Actually i also dont know why i acted this way sia-.-
Kay ah..
I think ah.. This one no joke rdy.. My mind is messed up sia..
First time i feel super sian siaa..
I think this saturday, after i finish work, i wanna go fishing at east coast.
To clear things up in my messy mind.
Who wanna follow?(:
No need indem form ah..x))
I hope im not lazy ah to do that.. I really need to do this ah.

Piepie.

Colour or black&white?

2011-01-15T01:29:00.007+08:00

Colour or black&white?
People may see my life as colour.
I see it as black&white.
How i wish its because i have colour blind.
But i dont.
In life, theres always something that you need but surely you cant have it.
As for me, im not sure.
Maybe i need something or someone that will paint me so that i can see it as colour, and not just plain black&white.
I dont know. So many things running in my mind other than blood.
Why i so emo sia? Hahahaha.
I also dont know. Just feel like to ah.
Picture- Credits to Boraytak Yong.
See, i dont need a tumblr. My visuals all like tumblr one. Hexhex.
Piepie.

Tap out.

2011-01-14T00:25:00.002+08:00

All the workloads in sch, work for money, motor license.
Im just tired of everything.
Im tapping out soon, real soon.
Or maybe not, cause im strong.
Piepie.

Captain's Cabbage Ball(:

2011-01-12T00:26:00.007+08:00

I walked away with high and pride.
This was when i kena sent off by the ref, Harith!x))
This was yesterday ah, during our site visit at Youth Park..
Our theme is fun.. So we were having fun ah!
We played Captain's Cabbage Ball..
Basically, we used cabbage ah to play.. ahaha.
It was fun i tell you..
Becos when i get the cabbage, i always peel off some and throw at my opponent's face.. Dont care whether girl or boy.. haha.
The funny part is always their reaction!xD
Here comes the part where i got sent off..
My team was leading 9-7 ah and i know that only left 1 minute..

Once i got the cabbage(It bacame supa small like teniis ball sia), i put it inside my pocket and run away, towards my team's catcher! Hahaha! But then, i kena foul and sent off. But by the time i sit down, the game's over and we won! ^^
So the prize is after our Project 1.. I hope get iphone ah.
Before i end this short post, i just wanna say that im proud to be the...

TECHNICAL BOYZ! xD

Piepie.

My girlfriend.

2010-12-31T19:31:00.004+08:00

Hi.
Today im gonna post about my girlfriend which has been in my heart for very long but yet, she's not really my girlfriend.
Its been close to 3 years already but yet, i cant have you.
Its freaking hard. Ive been giving my best each and everytime.
But fate is not always on my side. Why God why?
Every night before i go to sleep, there are two things i always do.
I will pray and i will wish that i can have you, and nothing else.
But when i wake up every morning, i know that wont happen.
I just dont understand you. I always have been sincere.
When i walk along the roadside and see other attractive ones, i think nothing but you.
Im not desperate but i simply just love you.
I would starve myself just so that the pocket money i got, i could spend on you.
I would work extra long hours just so that i could take a closer step to be with you.
But yet God didnt give me the blessings. Why?!
And just now, i saw kiwi with his new girlfriend just makes my heart sank deep, so deep that my heart vanished.
At this point of time, anybody out there would have given up. But count me out.
Im not giving up on you.

Oh Baby, tell me, just tell me when can i get my hands on you?
Hahahaha. Cb ah. Get license so hard sia.
Money also burn. Want to buy singlet also must think twice. Hais.
Gonna spend new year wif my usual friends at kiwi's house. Movie marathon i guess.
Enjoy your new year people! How can you all bear the packness of humans sia? Hahah.

Piepie.

DOTC 1

2010-12-22T21:38:00.004+08:00

Hi.
I just came back from a 3-days training camp.
Standard ah.. Tired and no voice one.. Hais.
But i really had a lot of fun uh..
Guess it was worth while uh..
Did make a lot of new friends..
Well, basically in my department only ah..ahaha.
I'll try to be more friendly uh..
Actually if you know the type of person i am right, you will fine me okay one..
But becos sometimes when i walk alone in sch, dont expect me to smile alone what.. ahaha.
That one need serious help alrdy..x))
So when i dont smile, i look so arrogant. What to do.. Last time always play Counter Strike at Lanshop what.. So look a bit fierce ah now.. Hahah.
But its a good start to start my 2 weeks break from all the shaky modules i had so far for sem 1.2..
Need to relax before i start with my Project 1!
Scary sia. The feeling ah.. Woah.. Like kena chase by peacock sia!xD
However, i'll try to buck up for next block ah..
Cant always slack only..
And i must keep my words. I will jog once per week at bedok reservoir.. Hahah.
Not that i obsessed of being slim ah just that i believe if i keep it constant of how i lead my poly life, im so gonna be a BIG AhPui before NS..x)
Okay ah.. I want to watch some movies that i secretly took from my coursemate, BiggyIsk.. hahaha.

Goodnight.

Present.

2010-12-18T04:30:00.003+08:00

I am a present.
Open me up and you will be surprise.
So don't ever think that you can push me around just because im laughing always.
Do you know what am i holding in my right hand behind my back?
No, not a dagger. No, not a gun. Yes, your hearts.
Without touching you, i can make you suffer.
So please be nice and treat me like how you treat others.

Regards,
No, i am alon, not Jigsaw.

Never sleep with slippers!

2010-11-19T23:27:00.013+08:00

Never ever sleep in public!
If you have seen my facebook, there are quite a number of pictures of me, SLEEPING-.-
Hahaha. Well, its not that im a hardcore sleeper(if got such word ah), just that when im tired and the place is comfortable, then i'll sleep.
Mostly the place is air-conditioned uh. Understand uh, my house no air-con what!
So when i dozed off, there will be people who cant seem to see you happily sleeping!
Why?
Because there will snap a photo of you! ):
Luckily, they are my friends and never post it on Stomp!xD
Here are some of the visuals.. Enjoy!

Sleeping Beast 1!

Sleeping Beast 2!

Sleeping Beast 3!

Sleeping Beast 4!

Actually, this one i wasnt sleeping uh.. Was just getting some inspiration!x)

Sleeping Beast 5! In fact, this one was taken just now sia-.-

Eh sorry2, wrong visual ah! xD

So yeah.. Sad right? What to do.. ahaha.
And here comes the cb part..
I was sleeping soundly uh just now, in the studio..
I know something bad gonna happen but i just couldnt wake up..
So when i woke up, i couldnt find my slippers!
I knew my chinese boys did this! Haha.
They are none other than Sei Fak Long Laohong and Botak!
I went to the next class and asked these two lovebirds where are they, they told me they went upstairs.(But the thing is, these two lovebirds were their accomplice! Laohong n Botak were actually hiding underneath their desks!)
I walked around, BAREFOOTED, to find them. Luckily no chicks saw me and said that i looked like Bigfoot!x))
So after searching for sometime, i got tired and went back to where i slept. And guess what? Wanna know where they hid my slippers? Check it out.

It was taped on the wall, just behind me while i was sleeping! How come i didnt see it siaaaa?!!
Hahahaha.
So moral of the story kids.. Never sleep in school if youre wearing a pair of slippers!x)

Kay ah, i wanna help Ultraman wash his costume ah.
Piepie.

Time flies.

2010-11-02T23:27:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Sorry i didnt update. Was helping Power Rangers wash their motorbikes..
Have you ever wonder why the time is moving so slow but people moved on so fast?
Haha. yeah, thats the bomb question right?^^
Cause its Legen.. Its coming.. I can see it slightly now.. DARY! Haha. Kay im obsessed with the show 'How I met your mother'.-.-
Anyway, where was i? Oh yah.
Time is moving very slowly.. When i was waiting for my bus.. When i was waiting for a friend.. When i was waiting to break fast.. Okay maybe not for the breaking fast thingy cause like the good deeds not counted ah since im not sincere.. Hexhex.
So you see.. Its moving very slowly but yet, people around me have moved on quitefast actually..
Okay maybe some of you knew about this..
Okay actually none ah.
My dream bike is Vespa.
Why Vespa? Whats up with that slow bike?
Well, if i were to ride that bike, i can always ride it with my legs crossed!x)
How relaxing can that be! Hexhex.
Years back, i thought that dream can only be a dream..
But im making it reality. yeah, Reality!(:
And its gonna be Legendary! Hahah! Stop it right there man-.-
Work has been tough at times.. Like ive been under a spell.. But im trying my best to survive..
As for school.. Its very sickening to be seperated from the usual people i work with.. Damn, confirm i stress alone.. Then go into a deep depression.. And end up, i will start talking to black ants. Hais.
I know i should be drawing right now but hey, even my stensils pencils need a break man! IM being harsh on them!xD
Kay then.
I wanna do sit ups ah so i can have some 6-packs tmr!^^

Goodnight cutie pies.

Endless Adventure!(:

2010-10-20T00:40:00.014+08:00

Hi.
Today im gonna share a story!
Nonono.. Not a make up one.. Its BASED on true one.. Well, its about me and my friends((:
Without waiting any longer, here goes nothing aye(:

Title : Endless Adventure In A Day
Author: Alon
Place : Malaysia, Johor.
Date : 19 October 2010.

It showed 9.22 A.M on my HTC Smartphone but stupid to me cause it always lag. -.-
I was in the train, going towards Pasir Ris to meet my new friend, Zurikh. Practically after i reached n exit the train, he was already there. So we shake hands, stomach-boink each other and off we go to collect his passport at ICA building, Lavender.
While on the train, we discussed on where we going to head out after we entered Malaysia. But our discussion ended like 13 seconds after the topic was brought up cause none of us know the street directory of Johor._. Hehehe.
So, we just talked crap then.

After he took his passport, we went to Bugis to wait for another new friend of mine, Marwan's the name. He was quite late actually. So Zurikh called him.

Zurikh: Hello! Where are you?
Marwan: At Paya Lebar ah.. Reaching soon..
*Next stop, Aljunied.. Teet Teet Teet..*
Zurikh: Going Aljunied siaaa!
*Marwan hanged up on him*

Moments later.. I meant many moments later.. He arrived. We do some suplexes on him, then we proceed to the bus terminal and board it. On the bus, we were smiling all the way. Mainly because it has been a long time we didnt get out of Singapore and also, first time going Johor together. Haha. Lame sia-.-

After all the chopping of passports, we boarded the same bus and oh, we keep on smiling-.-
We then reached our destination which is Larkin at around 2.30 P.M.
Actually, We wanted to go to Pandan City and we thought that it was at Larkin area, but it was not. So when we arrived there and asked the people wheres Pandan City, they said it was further up and quite far from there which eventually we need to take the bus. But we were super hungry and we have to eat somehow. So here the adventure starts.
As Zurikh were busy looking at Bobdogs(Ciggs), Marwan came up to us like a small kid..

Marwan: Eh guys! Got 'RasaMas'! Like nice sia!
*Me and Zurikh take a look*
Me : Hmm.. Anything uh..
Marwan: In Singapore dont have what.. Lets try uh!

So we went in and order...
We looked at the menu, yes it was very appetizing uh..
Cause the chicken with rice looks big and so much..
So we gave it a try...
And guess what when the food were served..

It wasnt what we expected siaaaaa!
But still, we are happy that theres food infront of us, Amin(:

The chicken was quite small sia like they used an immature chicken sia!x)
So when we are hungry and the portion is little, after 15 mins the outcome will be this..

So we spent Rm60 altogether.. Thanks to Marwan ahh!
After that, we took a bus to Pandan City..
But before that, we asked the person standing outside, calling people to take the bus..

Me: Uncle, go Pandan how much?
Uncle: Rm1.70!
Me: Okay2 thank you.
So when the bus were about to leave, we quickly board it and pay.

Me: Bang, Pandan for 3 persons eh..
Driver: Pandan each RM3.40.. So..
Me: Huh? Not RM1.70?
Driver: No RM1.70 is to Bandar Raya(City)..
Me: I stoned for 3.5 seconds while Zurikh and Marwan were laughing at me..
Driver: So you want Pandan or Bandar?
Me: Ahhh just give me the RM1.70 one uh..

The uncle earlier on must have heard us wrongly uh. Paisey sia.
So i paid, took the tickets and sat down.
Frankly speaking, at that point of time, we had no idea where we were heading to. So we just laughing silently uh. Hahaha.
After the bus have drove about 10 mins, Zurikh spotted something..

Zurikh: Eh why the road looks familiar uh?
Me : Hmm.. Ya ah, it looks familiar to me too.. Hmm..
Zurikh: Eh! We going back to where we first dropped sia! Haha!
Me : Hahahahaha!

Due to out stupidness, we actually went back to where we first dropped from Singapore which is at the City Square. Haha!
But its okay, guess this is God's will. Cause Pandan City is only opened at late evening..
So we wonder about.. Looks at shirts and stuffs..
We sat down at Starbucks and had some pastries and a drink.
After about an hour or so, we went off and say bye to the girl working there. Quite cute and sweet actually!xD
We wanted to head to Pandan city as it was about 5 plus and hoping that when we reached Pandan City, its already open..
But before that, Zurikh and i went to shit first uh..

So we board the bus to Pandan City.
It was quite a long ride from Bandar so Marwan and i slept for awhile..
Somehow my animal instinct made we woke up suddenly and i looked on my right, it was Pandan City but the bus didnt stop.. The bus just drove about 800 meters ahead and Zurikh just laughed silently and didnt woke us up earlier on..
Lucky got this Makchick stopped the bus, so we went down.. Hais.
Must walk 800 meters back..
So we took a picture of the long walk, back to Pandan City..

Thats me, with my new friend, Marwan(:

And thats my another new friend, Zurikh. Pardon him uh, he's a heavy smoker uh. x))

While walking the sidewalk, there were 3 kids running around..
So i gave one of them RM1 and the other two wanted too. So i just gave them also uh. RM1 may not be enough to buy a can of drink but ice creams maybe?^^
So we took a picture with them since they look nice to us.. But eventually..

You see the one on Marwan's right side! Show middle finger somemore! Must have influenced by Stone Cold, the wrestler.. Hahah.

Soon, we reached Pandan City..
We thought that Pandan City is a shopping Mall but actually, its a Mega Wet Market..
So i was quite sad cause i thought i could find a A&W there..):
But still, theres some food stalls there so we settle down n order our food..

Heres the food that we ordered. Noting much but we were full after we finish them all.. Hehe!

Mr weird guy. The guy that talks to strangers. High chance of rapist!xD

Mr Quiet. The guy that talks as if hes giving a speech to the ants!x))

Mr Bullied. The guy that always got bullied by his friends because hes the only one whitout a girlfriend. ):

After we finished eating, we walked around and looked at the things they selling there.. A lot of the things there are imitations uh.. Okay maybe all the things there are imitations.. ahaha.
I was about to give up and just go back home uh cause i was freaking tired at that point of time but Zurikh pointed me out this shop that sells old school clothings uh..
With that shop, i was alive back!x)
We bought a few stuffs uh.. Jeans.. Denim jackets..
Zurikh showed me this particular jacket and he said its very cool and look fierce on me.. So i bought it uh.. Before i bought it, i looked at the design behind it, it wrote "Mummy School" which i think its cool and cute.. ahaha.
So after buying the stuffs that we want, its time for us to go home. No, the adventure its not over yet! On the bus, Zurikh and i sat opposite Bapoks(Shemale) sia! And both of them were like showing their shy-shy faces! I can tell okay!-.-
Then we reached the custom, home sweet home!(:
And i thought that adventure is over which actually, ya laa ended rdy uh..xD
When i reached home, i try out the stuffs that i bought uh..
Then the one Zurikh said it looks cool and fierce on me, i take a second look on the design..

It looks "Mummy School" to me at first but actually its..

Its actually "Murray School Of Irish Dancing" siaaaa! CB you zurikh!!!!
Totally not cool sia if i wear it!!xD
But i'll give it to Kiwi since whatever stuid stuff he wear, he will still look cool sia-.-
Not fair man. Hahah.
So yeah, the adventure eventually ends here(:

Thank you guys for reading it! If got people read laa.. ahaha!
I enjoyed a lot man despite it was only a day..
I can imagine how fun its gonne be if kiwi, Jon and Nora were to tag along.. Confirm funny sia! Took the wrong bus all.. ahaha.
Kay then, i wanna eat breakfast uh!

Piepie!

Im happy(:

2010-10-18T13:52:00.003+08:00

Hi.
I still got like another half an hour before i need to go to work.
I'll update a little bit uh.
Life's been nice to me so far..
Just enroll for motor license.. Hope that i would really get to ride a vespa one day((:
So i need to work extra hard but well, studies comes first. Maybe when sch starts, less hour lor. Hmm.
Anyway, partners at work are being nice to me which i appreciate that..
But a few of them are leaving which kinda makes me sad uh cos i didnt get the chance to know them better.. And them knowing me..
Well, it takes time to bond, it takes time for me to know all of you and vice versa.
But what i know is that im happy with this job, with this team, with this family.(:
Kay ah, i want to shit first.

Piepie!

Theres a prawn behind every stone.

2010-09-14T21:49:00.002+08:00

"Theres a prawn behind every stone."

Hi.
Before i start talking, just wanna wish you guys Selamat Hari Raya!
Kay ah, this year can say like boring little bit uh. Got sch-.-
How to jalan raya? Hmm.
Okay before i side-track, what i meant by "Theres a prawn behind every stone"?
Meaning that every action, there must be a reason.
So i just came back passing Mokrep his pair of slippers he ordered then i go and meet Rikh..
Meeting Rikh was a trouble. Cause he was very2 late.
Oh com'on! Dont tell me no one can tolerate waiting for like so long right.. ahaha.
At first i was very frust with him but suddenly this quote appeared in my mind.
Why? Because there was this girl who was waiting at the bus stop with me.
At first i thought she was waiting for bus uh, so nothing unusual..
But after about 20mins, i noticed that she was in the same situation as me..
She was waiting for someone too.. Hmm.
Oh and she's very2 cute!^^
For about half an hour we were in the same situation but somehow i cant move.. Like kena frost like that uh..x)
I wanna use some of the pick-up lines but cannot..xD
I wonder why uh..
So i just kept still uh..
I was 100% sure that she was waiting for her boyfriend.. But..
The person who greeted her and apologized for being late was her girl friend..
I was like.."Alamak.. I should have open up a conversation with her man!" xD
I know laa i not handsome but that doesnt mean that i cant talk to cute girls what..
But few seconds later, there were two mats from behind also greeted her.. Damn!
The cute girl im referring to is a.. How to say ah.. Rowdy ah? ahaha.
I totally judge the book by its cover man.. Hahaha.
But shes still cute though. wasted.
Kay ah. Must do model. CB boring sia, not fun at all. ahaha

Partner: Bar!
Me: Call!
Partner: For here Venti, x whipped, white mocha frappecino!
Me: For here Honey milk tea with pearl.

Sigh. Why is it so hard siaaaaaa.

Random post

2010-09-08T12:25:00.006+08:00

Hailow everyone.
Currently in school, doing nothing while others are rushing to finish their group assignments. Thank God my group finish alrdy. Hexhex.
Hari Raya coming and im proud of myself. Why?
Because this year, its my first time fasting FULL..xD
Cause previous years, i confirm got one or two days didnt fast..
Okay fake lah. Not one or two days. Like roughly 5 days only uh..x))
For example, when i was in sec 3, after sch confirm very tired and dry right?
Then under my void deck got provision shop, wah convenient or what!x)
Then before i enter the lift.. Oh ya, my lift then was not like the modern lifts you can find now uh.. My lift last time like no window and it was like only have 1st storey, 6th storey and 11th storey only..
So before i enter my lift, i will buy 2 packets of bandung drink..xD
I enter the lift, press 6 button, come out from lift and theres 2 packets of bandung on the floor, empty! xD
Kay2 too much info rdy.. ahaha.
I cant wait for hari raya man.. Not just because money uh.. The 'Ketupat'.. Or what chinese call it 'Kuehtupat'!xD Kay2, not racist ah. Joking only.
So yeah, the ketupat tempting siaa.. Very nice!(:
But before Hari Raya comes, i must solve my minor problem uh. I havent buy 'Capal'(High-heels for guys). I need to go Geylang and get a pair for myself haishh.. Geylang like got illegal gathering siaa..xD
For you guys who have never been to geylang during fasting month, just imagine.. All the makcik2 and pakcik2 having a pass-out-parade!xD A lot right? I know man.
But theres a shop nearby my house that sells 'capal'. I thought that the price would be the same, but its not! My mother go and check it out ah.. The cheapest she could find cost $30! Kimice! Why is it so expensive sia? The 'Capal' below got metal studs ah like soccer boots?-.-
So expensive siaa.. So yeah, i need to get one before my day is spoil man.
Kay then, till next time uh. I need to go down the printing shop to collect my group assignment boards.
Oh ya, i got a job now!^^
Partly thanks to nora for recommending me uh.

Bubu chacha people.

You are not alone(:

2010-08-26T23:43:00.007+08:00

Hi there.
Today no story uh.
But i would like to say something to our Best girlfriend out there..
Okay i may be saying all these but its on the behalf of the other Boyz Zone too(:

Okay first of all, whaddup with the fat issue man? hahaha.
If the application for the Biggest Loser Asia is open, inform me ya. Or we can go and apply together. xD
Dont tell me you are still not used to his mouth yet?xD
Well, as for me, the only thing i understand about him is his mouth. hahaha.
But hey, look on the bright sight.. He is being honest!xD
Okay2, you may have grown fatter. But not till the extent like me right! ahaha.
Actually to me, i dont see a diff at you uh.. Not want to 'angkat-buah' laa but its true.. If i can't see the diff, meaning its not obvious to other guys out there what..
The only reason he could see you a little bit fat because he has this 'third-eye'.. hahah.. seriously-.-
But if i were you, of cause i would be upset cause he said something like that infront of strangers. hahaha. But it alrdy happened, why you still wanna whine bout it? Just act as if it never happen uh. I always do that.
Chill uh.. Even if you still thinks that you are fat, you never walk alone! Haaa!
And you can never be kurus like Wan-.-
Youre talking bout Wan man.. WAN!!! He's a Skeleton King for God's sake!xD
He's unique.. The One&Only Wan! ahahah.
So yeah, we wanna see the girl whos crazy over Chris Brown.
Bye.

Mission!

2010-08-21T00:25:00.005+08:00

Title: "Mission 'Hmm..Possible'"
Author:Alon

*In the living room, 2.25 a.m.*

Fat Boss: Alon, theres another dangerous mission for you.
Alon : What? Do i look like im shaken when you said danger?
Fat Boss: Thats why i have you. *Hand over an envelope*
Alon : What is this? My pay?
Fat Boss: If this is your pay, then what was the money i gave you yesterday for?-.-
Alon : Hehe. How i should i know? Who knows.. Youre gay and you just love me.^^
Fat Boss: Have you seen a pair of high-heels size 11 at someone's face?!
Alon : Okay fine. Serious. Whats this?
Fat Boss: Great, youre finally on. Okay theres some money in it and an instruction. But! Dont open it until you reach the location.
Alon : O-kay.. Thats all?
Fat Boss: Dont be cocky. There are a lot of gangsters.. Or should i say pests.. Aftering the envelope.. And they are no kids.
Alon : Okay now i can feel some danger. I should get going.
Fat Boss: Remember Alon! Never open it or let anyone read it! Understand?
Alon : Ya ya.. Whatever. See you in an hour time.. Piepie Boss!
Fat Boss: ya ya.. Where are you heading? Padang to watch fireworks is it?! I havent tell you the location you fool.
Alon : Oh ya.. Heheheehe.
Fat Boss: Sheesh kebab-.- The location is at 7-eleven,blk 287. Get going. Fast!

*Slams the door*

In the lift...

I wonder whats in this envelope. Theres money in it. Hmm.. And the location is at 7-eleven? At this hour? Jizz man. This thing really makin me curious. But whatever. As long as im getting paid, im gonna get laid! Hehe. Oh my lady marmalade.. Just you wait!^^

While walking to the location..

The Warriors: Hey boy! Whats the rush man! *Burst to laughter*
Alon : What do you mean by rush? Im taking a stroll you pricks! *Laugh alone*
The Warriors: Oh somebody wanna act tough and funny at the same time uh'huh!
Alon : So what up peeps? I aint got cash with me now man. Sorry if you cant have your yakult at this hour. HAHA!
The Warriors: Oh really? Well, we're not after you money. We're after that!
*Big smile on their faces*
Alon : Awwman.. I aint gay! I cant let you faggots taste my one and only BigBird!
The Warriors: Fuck you! I want that envelope youre holding and i cant wait anymore! Get them boys!
Alon : Im here not to fight. * Wing chun stance*
The Warriors: Damn! He's Ip Man! buzz off man!

*Gone. Out of my sight in 3.5 seconds*

Jizz. Since when Ip Man is fat. Kids nowadays. Anyway, that was not that dangerous afterall. Hahaha. Looks like this is gonna be an easy task. What a night!^^

After crossing the road..

The Lizzies: Hey there! *Smooches*
Alon : Oh com'on girls! Dont tell me youre after this too!
The Lizzies: Youre smart! So what now? Its either you give it to us or we have to play a game. *Evil smile*
Alon : Fine, whats the game?
The Lizzies: *Takes out snake&ladder board*
Alon : CB ah.

After 30 minutes...

Alon : I won.
The LIzzies: Fuck off.

Reaching 7-Eleven..

Phew. Im close to the answer to my curiousity. Hehe. I was about to open the door when someone drag me from behind...

Alon : Watakuat?!!
Gurmit Singh: Not so fast boy. I want it too.
Alon : sigh. Now i know why its dangerous. It can make me go crazy.
Gurmit Singh: Unless if you tell me a joke, i'll let you off.
Alon : Fine. What do you call deer with no eye?
Gurmit Singh: No-eye-deer?(No idea)
Alon : Ya. Funny not? This one my fren Botak gave it to me.
Gurmit Singh: Well, its not funny. But i appreciate the effort. So youre free now.
Alon : Thanks Phua Chu Kang!!
Gurmit Singh: Dont step gerek with me.

I went in the 7-Eleven store and more and opened the envelope and it says..

"Dear Alon,
If you are reading this, meaning you have succeed this "Mission-'Hmm..Possible'". Congrats. Wanna know whats the money for? There's $2.80 in the envelope. Take it out and count it. exact amount? Good. Just hand it over to the cashier and say that its for JFat which is me. He will hand you the stuff. Once its in your hands, come back A.S.A.P. Good Luck."

After been working with him for 5 years, now i know his name. JFat! But its not his real name-.- So how many more years i need to work with him so that i'll know his real name. Hmm. Is it Jonathan? Or Jimmyz? Or Julutong? Sigh. Whatever.

Alon : Here's the money. Its for JFat.
Cashier: Oh. Okay. Give me a second.
*He ducked down below and take something*
Cashier: Here. Take it and hold it safely.
*I looked in the plastic bag*
Alon : CHEEEEEBYEE! I go through all the troubles just to get this?!
Cashier: Hey dont give me that response okay! What you are refering to is BONJOUR BUTTERSCOTH BREAD AITE! The only bread that is selling fast!
Alon : ya ya whatever man dotdotdot..

Jizzhut to the kaktuz man! I cant believe this!

Fat Boss: Alon, i got another mission for you.
Alon : Like what? Go and get another bread?-.-
Fat Boss: Nonono.. This time theres no envelope and no one chasing after you.
Alon : Fine. What is it?
Fat Boss: Go to Yes Supermarket and get me nutella pretty please?
*Cute face*
Alon : ( . )( . )

*THE END*

You see.. The moral of the story is that.. In life, theres possibilities and impossibilities.. Why is it impossible? Because we choose it. I can go to Yes Supermarket to get the nutella but i chose not to. So in life, we have a choice which leads to the possibilities. Good night.

P.s Sebei long sia!

I wish you the best, i guess?

2010-06-15T00:25:00.008+08:00

But i wish you the best, i guess?-John Legend.

I just love the song only uh..
Today's post got nothing to do with it.
Guess i dont need a personal diary huh..
Cause my blog like no passerby only.. ahaha.
Must be all change to tumblr or whatever the internet offer uh..
But im still sticking to blogger cause there are a lot of memories in it..
How broken my english were last time..
Not forgetting, how 'Mat' my language were..xD
But everything happens in a blink of an eye. Okay two eyes cause i afraid people might think im into illuminati-.-
I miss those times when money wasnt the main problem..
The main problem was you getting someone to love..xD
But i dont have uh.. Not handsome what!x))
However, as we grow older.. You start to think maturely..
Its kinda embarrassing to ask parents for money when you wanna go out, right?
As for me, the most i ask is $2.. If like boh pien ready uh..
But most of the time, i use my own money..
Its not that i wanna act rich over here uh.. But i just hate asking for money from my mother uh now..
As a result, i found cats,crows,earthworms in my bank instead of money!
Haish. Its running low and i still havent found a job yet. Its not that i didnt make the effort uh.. Luck is not on my side uh.. ):
For now, who cares about how fame you are.. How pretty your face is.. If you dont have the money in your wallet, then whats the point? ahaha.
But i wont give up uh.. If really luck is not on my side, im gonna turn into a karang guni man uh..^^
Or maybe an ice-cream man? But i'll be using bicycle uh..
I sounds so desperate huh? ahaha. What to do.. This is the real world.. Real world doesnt use stones to pay for things..
Okay ah, enough bout that.
Just now morning.. Rikh,Jon,Wan Dragon and i went to airport to accompany Khalil uh as his parents are going to Umrah(A sacred place in Mecca)..
I was glad that i was there, not because i get to see the people who going to Umrah uh.. But for the first time in my life, i get to eat 3 Kinder Bueno sia!xD
Thanks to Khalil uh for having a big plastic bag, full of kinder bueno and stuffs.(:
When they, khalil's parents n others, were about to go in.. They hug their relatives first.. So when i see khalil hugging and kissing his mother.. In another words, XOXO with her mother.. I was so touched.. Its like ive been touched by an angel uh.. I somehow can feel the.. Aiyaa how to explain uh.. Aura is it? ahah. Something like that lah uh. I was holding back my tears, same goes for the others uh.. Wan,Jon and Rikh..
My tears were about to drop uh by i control it very2 powerful until i accidently shit in my pants..xD
Kay was just joking. If its isnt funny, then may as well you sell your soul to the devil and wear a t-shirt with an eye in a triangle, every single day! x))
So yeah, after that we went to Rikh's house to slack and as usual, his mother will cook for us. very nice uh but somehow Rikh and i got this taste bud of a chef i guess..xD
Overall, i envy Khalil so much cause his parents get to go to sacred land..
Dear God,
Im not asking much. Im not asking for an i-touch.. Or a smart phone.. Or making me slim down and no acne on my face.. Okay maybe this one i would break down to tears if it happens to me uh..x))
All i ask from You is to keep my parents fit, strong and healthy so that when my siblings and i have save enough money, they can go to sacred land((:
Kay God? Dont Paitao me ah!xD

Kay uh. I wanna do some warm-ups and some running and sprinting before watching Italy VS Paraguay..xD

Piepie.

A new one.

2010-05-31T22:54:00.004+08:00

I'm sorry,really. But you have to go.
I am just plain tired of you.
It is understood that I'm being selfish towards you.
But.. But do you ever think about my situation? No. Never.
Because of you,everything that i did recently got affected. Just because of? Y-O-U.
Because fo you,i have to re-do my PLAN,ELEVATION&SECTION drawings okay!
Ouh HB pencil.. You are too short already.. You have to go.. I need to get a new one..xD

Okay I'm heartbroken. Because I have re-do the drawings like.. err.. Five times? Hais.
But I hope she knows that I re-do because I want to improve.. Not that I didnt learn from my mistakes.. Hmm.
This subject,Architecture drawing,is indeed very tough. But this time,I'm aiming high for this subject. I just got this feeling that I'm capable of getting a B. Flavour uh,grant me my wish uh. Actually,its not really my real wish ah. My real wish right now is the same as kiwi's. I wish that pokemon exists uh. So that i can catch a Charizard. In conclusion,it will save me $50 since I don't need to pay for bus concession! Just fly to school back and forth..xD
Been sleeping and stoning till late night lately..
And I make Design school is the only school in TP cause I didnt travel a lot to other schools due to my tiredness. Haish 20 times.
Kay ah,my armpit itchy ah. Want to scratch. So i need some concentration.
Goodnight.

Mother's love

2010-05-26T23:48:00.003+08:00

Love partners can be replaced if you lose one..
But you can never replace you MOTHER.

*Error occured*

Sorry ahh.. I was thinking of posting an interesting story but sleepy uh..
Next time uh.. ahahah.

Piepie.

Thank you.EVD people(:

2010-05-14T21:24:00.009+08:00

A very BIG THANK YOU to all of you who have wrote your wishes for me on this paper!!!!
I love you all,Environment Design people!(:
Must say an extra Thank You to Janus who have gone the trouble to make this!
Its so nice of you all to write long2 wishes...
Eventhough i always write 'Happy Chinese New Year' to whoever's birthday..xD
Despite we only know each other for almost a month,but we are quite bond with each other..
I believe,our bond will be much2 more in the coming future!(:
I love all the wishes that were given to me on the paper..
But i love this particular wish more uh.. Wanna know from who? Hee.
Her name is non other than Sophia!!
Try enlarging the visual and look at the wish she gave me..
She wrote in mandarin! I dont understand but i think she's cute! ahahaha.
Sophia,want to be my girlfriend,please?x))
You ah.. Wrote in mandarin.. How i understand.. Wo bu zhi dao lei..xD
Be my girlfriend hor!xD
Sooo thanks once again! You guys are going out tmr right? So have fun!
I wish i could join you guys but i have family gathering ah. ):
But its okay.. At least you guys wish me.. ahaha.
As you people know.. Im turning 18 tmr,on the 15th May. So yeah... So old rdy..x)
My dream is to have a motor license but.. I guess my studies are much more important.. Motor can wait but education cant(:
Waah.. Ever since i came to Temasek Design School.. I have been saying wise words..xD
So who says design people are stupid huh?! ahaha.
Oh yah! My mother bought me food personally..
Its not easy for her to earn money so therefore,i appreciate it so much! i love you,mama(:
Sorry if sometimes i show attitude to you.. Simply because im so tired from school..
Hope you understand..
Kay lah! I want to relax.. No assignments already siaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Happy like helllllllllllllll! BUt still got ComDI report uh-.-
Never ending sia. Haha.

Goodnight!

Piepie!

Tryint to change(:

2010-04-30T22:46:00.000+08:00

Hi.
Im having a HUGE problem recently.
No matter how tidy i clean my room up,it will be in a mess the next morning!
This has been happening consistently for the past few days..
All thanks to the Full Moon ah!
Everynight after i sleep,i will change into a werewolf like 'Jacup' from Twilight!xD
Kay2 i know lame.
Anyway,i think im gonna make a slight change with myself.
After the Moses talk,it hit some sense unto me..
I will try my very best not to spit any vulgar and kick away any bad habits..
But i wont stop my habit like.. Laughing while theres food in my mouth uh..
Cause its like.. Lauhging siaaa! Where can control!xD
So yup,hoping that its gonna work(:
And i think i wanna smile at the person who's looking at me uh..
May it be a girl.. Or a guy.. Okay for guys,maybe not.. Cause Design school got a lot of potential gays..xD Just joking.
And i'll even smile at the NEA officer who's staring at me cause i just littered.. ahaha!
Cause who knows? In that way i can make more friends?(:
See,im very friendly. Hexhex.
Assignments a lot but i'll try to finish up asap so that i can have a little time tmr to watch IP Man 2! Yosh! Cant miss!
Kay ah..
Stomach ache ah.. Blame the Mcspicy and myself for eating it-.-
Seriously,Mcspicy FTW!(For the wind/Fart to wind/Fcuk the what/ect)
I want to shit ah.
After that go Tokyo for awhile,help Ultraman fight the monster..
Piepie!

Goodnight.

Titisan Temasek(:

2010-04-28T23:20:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Been very2 busy lately.
A lot of assignments need to settle before datelines.
And the assignment is not secondary school type uh. Jialat one. Haish.
Anyway,at least my life in TP is starting to be meaningful..
All thanks to Titisan Temasek!(:
Just now was the first day of my cca,Titisan Temasek-The malay drama club.
The people there are very friendly and funny too!
Hope to know them better.
But for now,just stay close with Zurikh uh..x))
What? Our faces not cut for this kind of thingy is it? ahahah.
As for now,i need to finish up with the things that ive not yet started-.-
And oh ya! Hope we-Kiwi,Rikh,Khalil,Jon,Wan and Puding are free on saturday so we can watch IP Man 2 and catch things up uh. Wonder if nora wanna watch too.. Hmm.. Maybe she watch Iron man 2 alone while we watch Ip Man 2..x))

Pie everyone.
Goodnight.

First day in Temasek Poly!

2010-04-19T20:09:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Just now was my first day in Temasek Poly.
People say first day is the best,right?
Somehow to me,its not. Sigh*
The morning session was okay2 laa..
Then when the break came,so boring uh cause its like 3 hours?-.-
And you eat only 20mins?
Then the another 2 hours and 40 mins what to do?
Plant 'taugeh'(Sun flower) on school's grass is it? Walao.
So i plan to go back home ah when have break. ^^
And leave sherry alone. Hehehe.
Okay here comes the bad part.
Sherry and i suppose to go to this workshop which stated that it would be held at comp lab at library.. But the librarian said that theres no workshop..
Which she lied ah,cb-.-
So we were like wonder around uh..
Then we found our classmates waiting outside this classroom..
So monkey see monkey do ah..x)
Eventually,after waited for 20 minutes,all of us suppose to go to comp lab at library there. Cb right?-.- I know right.
So ya laa.. That was what make the first day bad ah.
And my very first assignment i dont understand. What icon thingy?!
Aiyoo. Tmr must ask again ah before i got kick out of school. x))

Goodnight.

Western food at ITAS is so tempting. Friday i cabot smayang and eat you,kay hunney?xD

Design Orientation Camp(:

2010-04-18T00:42:00.004+08:00

Hi.
Basically,i just got back from Design Orietation Camp set by Temasek Design School(:
Well,actually i got back on friday night lah but tired mah..
So i blog today ahh.
Anyway.. It was AWESOME i should say? Haha!
But somehow i feel that TPRawks was better.. Hmm..
Maybe TPRawks i was with my friends?
But these people up there will be my schoolmates man!
A few of them will even be my classmates!
Sooo... I should know them better,right?
I know right.. ahaha.
School is gonna start on Monday!*Yay*
Okay the 'yay' part was fake.
I will end at 6 everyday man!
But! If i have the passion and im enjoying it,timing is nothing(:
So im looking forward to schoool now! *yay*
The 'yay' for now is real.. Hahah!
But im not good at making friends uh..):
Im so worried that i would be left out and be an emo-kid.. Haish.
Pray hard it wont happen uh cause i cant have long fringe since my hair is curly busted..x))
Kay lah.
I wanna sleep. Cannot tahan already.(:

Goodnight!

Epok-epok!

2010-04-06T22:20:00.008+08:00

Hi.
Flabbergasted?
Sure you are!xD
In case if you people still have no idea whats in the plastic bag,i'll tell you.
Its called 'epok-epok' uh.
Huh? Nonono.. Not 'Airpork'.. Thats totally different thing..x))
Kay ah,actually not funny uh.
Since Francies(The owner of the provision shop) gave us this,we have to accept it with our open arms lor,correct?(: Hehehe.
Sooo... You know lah we all,very 'Gelojo'(cutiepie)..
We just eat it without thinking..
But before we(Me,Rikh,Jon and Marwan) start the ceremony,Rikh and i took a picture uh!^^

Ahh... Very happy right my face?x)
But Somehow Rikh could sense something was amiss but we just proceed uh!! ahaha.
So after like 5 pieces of 'epok-epok' went into our stomach..
We were attacked!
All of us were having stomach ache.. ):
Seriously,we were in deep pain uh!
As if the 'epok-epok' in our stomach having party,mosh around our intestines and dont wanna digest.. Haish.
Therefore,i want you to realise that impatient is not a good thing to do.
I hope this could be a lesson to all of you!
Kay ahh...
I need to dispose some stubborn 'epok-epok' ahh!

Goodnight.

Chalet(:

2010-04-05T22:37:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Okay first of all.
Dont mind my previous post.
Think back again,not necessary to post uh..
Cause like kinda personal for me..
I also have no idea why i post. Haha!
But rice have become porridge what..
So just leave it like that uh.. x))
But somehow maybe it affects that someone uh.
Maybe lah im not sure..
But if you think im stressing it on you,youre wrong uh.
Im talking bout the other party aites.
But if you dont believe me,cant be help.
As long as you dont have any grudge on me,im very happy.(:
Okay enough bout this!
Lets talk bout something which is much more interesting.
Kay maybe not really uh.
But at least not emo what! x)
If for those who have never seen me for like months?
Confirm the first question you'll ask me is this..
Human:Eh Alon! Why youre getting fatter ahh?
And my answer will be obviously this..
Me:If eating will make us slimmer,i wont be in this state!
HAHAHA! Correct or not people?
Aiyaaa.. If you think im getting fatter,just keep it in your heart..
Or my heart will break..xD
But if im like getting sapau-er or cuter,this one must tell ah..
You will never know what if you will get prize from me..x))
But dont put fat hopes ah! ahaha.
Haish.. For me,im a person that wont go on diet uh..
Because i find it not effective only..x)
Cause food is addictive uh to me..ahaha.
Dont try to force me uh cause you wont like it when i force you to quit smoking what..
Correct or not huh?! ahaha.
Okay ah. I think im losing my touch at cracking jokes.
But who knows? I will get my touch back if you give me Ipod Touch for my birstday? Hehex!
Kay ah.. I wanna shit ah.
Blame Mcspicy ahh!

Goodnight.

Trying my best.

2010-04-03T23:39:00.003+08:00

Hi.
I guess i have a new resolution when i start my poly life.
No,i dont think being a hot guy so girls will have a crush on me would be necessary.
Even if i want to,cannot make it lah. Haha.
So my new resolution is 'Not to be a fool and get fooled.'
For my entire life,ive been fooled twice.
If im fooled by a guy,as if it would have any effect only. Haha.
But by the opposite sex? Youre having fun while i get embarrassment from you.
I just dont understand whats so fun bout fooling someone?
Its so IMMATURE uh,come on.
To me,giving pranks is a lot more fun okay.
Rather than giving lies all the time.
People like this,is not worth getting into my life.
I know i aint a hot guy like Jay Park or a cute guy like Justin Barber BUT!
I do have Dignity unlike you.
So people out there,if youre doing exactly what ive mentioned above,please stop right there.
Like seriously,you wont get $50 seafood voucer from Smiths&Baron Company by doing this what.
I admit,i feel so stupid okay.
But hey,even im stupid,at least i have a decent FIVE O' Levels passes aite.(:
Actually i took six subjects but i got D7 for science uh..x))
Cannot be help uh cos chemistry like nothing interesting bout it.
So yeah,im not just refering to those who have fooled me but to others too okay.

Goodnight.

May Allah bless you.

2010-04-02T23:43:00.004+08:00

I just found out one shocking news.
Mokrep told me about it.
My Idol,Din Beramboi from malaysia,has just passed away yesterday.
Why is he my idol?
Because to me,he's the funniest guy in Malaysia.
His jokes,never fails to make me laugh.
Trust me,its quite hard to make me laugh.
If youre not funny,no point trying. Haha.
Its true,im very sad to hear about it.
But hey,everyone will die one day,right?
I'll just pray that Allah will bless his soul. Amin.
I know im not related to him but i cant hear about this kind of news ah.
Looking at the newspaper,funeral section,can even make me sad.
Haish. Well,thats part and parcel of life.
Love someone that needed to be loved before its too late.
Dont just love Macdonalds just because the slogan says,"I'm lovin it!" okay!

Goodnight.

A journey back home.

2010-03-28T23:58:00.013+08:00

Bended my elbow and i looked at my watch.
It showed half past four.
I was about to go up the bus but somehow i didnt. Why?
I dropped my wallet somewhere over the rainbow. Sigh.
So from East coast park i have to walk back home.
Taxi? No money right!
I was about to dial up my mother to tell her that i will be coming back home late.
But my phone died on me. Sigh once again.
So now,i need to ask somebody for 20cents so that i can use the public phone.
But i have some difficulties in asking people cause i look like a monster from Ultraman story..
As i was walking emo-ly,i saw two men walking towards my direction. Roughly 10 meters away from me. Phew! What a relief.
When they were directly in front of me,i asked them..
Me:Bradder.. Have 20cents to spare? Want to hello-hello my Mama lah.
Stranger:I have lah. But first must help me first.
Me:Hmm.. Okay.. Help you what?

Stranger:Waah.. We very handsome ah?
Me:Okay lah.. So now can i have 20cents?
Stranger:Sorry ah bro.. I need to buy worms ah.

Sigh a couple of times.
Shouldnt have help them. Waste my time only.
So i just continue walking. Hmm.
About one hour later,i was dead tired.
Lucky theres a Safra nearby. So i stopped by.
My intention was to go to the toilet uh.
So i went inside this room as i thought it was a toilet. But i was wrong.
There was someone inside this room. A room full of tiles on the wall.

Climber:Hey! Wanna climb along?
Me:Err.. No thanks. Im too fat to climb. But do you have 20cents?
Climber:Of course i do provided if you.. Hmm.. I like your smile and the shape of your body.. Hexhex!
Me:Yucks! Its alright. I dont need it anymore.

I dashed out of the room and didnt turn back. Phew! That was close man.
Gays can climb too huh.. Haha.
Finally,i found the toilet.
Somehow the toilet is very small. Theres only a cubicle and a sink.
The cublicle's door was close but who knows? Theres no one inside?
So i pushed with a little force uh and to my surprise!

Student:Oi! You use 20cents coin is it to open the door?!
Me:Huh?! Nonono.. It wasnt even locked!
Student:Dont lie lor! You pervert!
Me:Me pervert? Pfft! Even if i am,its no point looking at you. Your kukubird's like dead to me! Haha!

Surprisingly,i didnt feel like doing my business.
So i just walked off to find people so i can ask for 20cents.(:
Seriously,at that point of time,i feel like i was going to die.
But this couple at the bus stop i saw made me feel alive.
A couple must have at least 20cents what! That sentence keeps on repeating on my mind. Its like my ipod's stuck on replay.
Couple(ChinaMan):Wei! Keyi pang wo mah?
Me:Ahh.. Keyi lor.
Couple(ChinaMan):Xiexie ni hor!
Couple(Maid):Makasih ya!
Me:Hmm.. Uncle,you have 20cents?
Couple(ChinaMan):Pu keyi! Pu Keyi!!!!!
Me:Okay-.-

Sheesh! If i know that they were Chinaman and Maid,i wouldnt have walked pass them!

At that point of time,i feel like killing myself.
I took a tree branch that i found on the ground and tried to stab through my stomach.
But it failed. Cause my fats make the tree branch to break into half. Haish.
I wanna die but i cant. So just persevere and move on with my life lor.
It was already quarter to nine. My mother would be very voracious with me when i reach home. But hey,im not even at my door step.
But! Im just few blocks away from my house. Hehe.
Despite reaching,i still wanna call my mother.
As i was walking under the void deck,theres this Mat uh.
Maybe hes not even a Mat? Instead,a nice guy?(:
So without hesitation,i give it a try.
Me:Peace upon you bradder!
Mat:Ah?
Me:Can give me 20cents not?
Mat:You think im your little brother is it?!

Mat:Take this!
Me:*Face got punched*

Aiyaa.. Why today so unlucky? ):
Finally,ive reached my void deck.
Was walking towards the lift when i heard something dropped on the floor.
It was a 20cents coin!
But it dropped from the Apek's pocket. He was sleeping.
Eventhough i dont need it no more,i still wanna take it. Hehe!
As i was about to pick up the coin.. The Apek said something while hes sleeping..

Apek:Aiyaa.. So hungry.. No money to buy food.. Lucky got 20cents liow.. Can buy sweet.. *yawns*

The coin was in my hand. But after hearing what he said,i put the money in his pocket back. Why? Cause he need it more than i do.(:
I reached my doorstep and knocked the door. I was prepared for the worst.

"Shawty's like a melody in my head
That i cant keep out,got me singing like
Na,na,na,na everyday
It's like my ipod's stuck on replay,replay."

I was woken up by my alarm. It was only a dream?
I laughed to myself.
If that shit really gonna happen to me,i know what to do.
What a jouney back home.(:

Kay ah. I know not interesting.
But i boring what.
At least im still loving blogger what.
Not like you people!
Other people use Tumblr/My space/Twitter,you all also wanna do.
Monkey see,monkey do!xD

Goodnight.

Just plain tired.

2010-03-26T23:23:00.002+08:00

I am just plain tired of everything.
Waking up at 4.30 in the morning.
I need a break.
BUT! Im having my break now!
So how can it be possibly to have a break when youre on break?
Chopsuey ah.
So many things to think about.
I totally have no idea how am i gonna pay for my laptop..
Worse,if i have to get a camera.. How?
I dont know who else i can rely on...
Mother? Naah,she got her own problems to handle..
I just wish that...
Nonono.. Im not thinking of commiting suicide...
I just wish that now is like Flinstone's era so i can pay by stones.
Seriously,im fucking envy towards those who dont need to folk out their own money to get the things they need..
Even if they folk out their own money,they would like shop for clothes?
Where else i cant do that cause i just need to get things that will be needed in school..
Haish.. Im only turning 18 this year and yet i have to feel the burden of an adult..
Is it fair?

Mama's Birthday(:

2010-03-24T22:22:00.006+08:00

Hi.
Today is my Mama's Birthday!(:
As you can see above..
I bought for her Durian Cake and Durian Mini Puffs!^^
Well,i didnt wish her verbally but i know that she understand what im trying to tell.
My Mama what!(:
Deep inside,i wish her all the best.. Hope she can cope with her current life..
Hope she will stay healthy so that she can take care all of us..
If youre sick,please let me know and i'll bring you to the clinic..
I'll accompany you only.. When the medical fee come,you pay yourself ahh..xD
I know a favorite cake of hers and some mini puffs is nothing much..
Unlike those kids out there who buy for their mother handpones,mp3,amplifier,Guitar Hero set and all..
But what ive given came from my hard earned money and of course-from my heart.
Hope she like it.
But sadly.. Haish..
She love it man!x)
Okay wait. I think the above picture is unacceptable cause i posed like a bouncer at Saint James. Haha.
Give me a second,i'll post a decent one.

Ahh! Much better,right?x)
Kay ah. I want to let my stomach relax for awhile uh..
Dont want to do much work..
Typing can be very tiring you know.. Hexhex.

Goodnight.

Computer crashed!-.-

2010-03-20T15:25:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Wont be going to update anything,may it be on blog or Facebook.
Thanks to the dust,lipas,comodo dragon and butterfree that got into my exposed CPU.
Now my computer is crashed.
Cant use it till i get a laptop which i dont know when.
Kiwi already got his own one. So envy.
Ketiak berminyak zaiton betol ah.
kay ah. Im gonna MIA for awhile.
Smell ya later aligator!

Dont understand why.

2010-03-07T22:40:00.005+08:00

Hi.

Why when we are on holiday period,we want school.
But when school starts,we want holiday.
I just dont understand why.

Why when we are having a crucial/chronic/severe stomach ache..
Where the shit like really2 at your outer-layer of your horsehole..
But when you reach at your toilet,on your comfortable toilet bowl..
The shit doesnt want to come out and you have to force it till your 'Buah Hasil'(Shit-pusher) can pop out. Why?
I just dont understand why.

Why when we feel very sleepy like we can sleep while waiting for the traffic light..
But when we reach home and have ourself washed up,we dont feel like sleeping.
But we are freaking tired.
I just dont understand why.

Why when you all in a new environment,you all will be friends with him/her.
But when you all meet new company,you all left him/her high and dry.
You all think he's/she's a toy?
Hell no. Cause you cant find the label 'Made In China' anywhere on him/her.
This one,i understand why.
You are not his/her true friends.
Instead,you are just leeches in the longkang.
I just simply understand.

Goodnight.
P.s-For those who are abandoning your friend(s),just dont cry over his/her graveyard one fine day you jugheads.

Fat people are not useless!x)

2010-03-01T22:40:00.004+08:00

Hi.
See the picture above?
Well,not trying to say that i got a hot body ah.
Just want to prove to you all that a FAT boy like me can do things that non-FAT boy do.(:
Therefore,we are not much in difference.
So girls,please do go for FAT boys aite!xD
Well,i went to safra yishun to climb their bouldering gym uh yesterday.
Together with Kiwi,Khalil and Puding.
Tell you ah,the place air-condition uh and can sleep siaa!
If only my room that cold ah,i wont wake up for 13 days!x)
Step Sleeping Beauty sia-.-
So climb here and there for 3 hours,then we go back ah.
Our forearm dead what. So no point staying there.
But before we go back,we played grapple wrestling for awhile ah..
And Puding was the worst ahh! Im stronger siaa^^
So after that we went back tampines and ate KFC.
Khalil,inside your stomach got how many Satan sia?xD
He ate a lot. Like i see him eat only i can get full.. Haaha.
But a guy like him,i must respect ah. The boy who never waste food! Power.
Then after that,i went to my aunty's house uh.
Cause i need to use printer in order to complete the enrolment of poly.
Lucky got my brother siaa.
Imagine uh.. From 6.30pm till 9pm we do the enrolment. So complicated man.
But at least i no need to go school to print out the medical form unlike other unlucky people ah. Hahah.
So yah lah.. So troublesome sia to go poly..
If i know like this,i would have just sign on NS sia.. But aiya,defer rdy mah..xD
Kay i want to sleep.

Goodnight.

BBQ with tuition mates&teachers(:

2010-02-28T00:03:00.004+08:00

Hi.
Just came back from BBQ-ing/Gathering with tuition mates and teachers.
It was not a blast.
But to me,it was kinda touching eventhough i didnt show. Haa.
Meeting back my tuition mates and teachers just bring back those sweet memories.
After for like few months not meeting them uh.(:
AND! We celebrated Teacher Yaya's Birthday too!
Actually an advance birthday uh cause her birthday falls on..
Err.. Cant remember uh..x))
So after singing birthday song to her,i was forced to sing for her a song.
Hahah. Kay ah,not forced lah. I sincere. Hee.
I sang few verse of 'Kal ho naa ho' song,one line of 'Selamat ulang tahun' and the chinese song 'Tong hua'..xD
While i was 'singing'(Terrible siaa.. Haa),i looked into her eyes uh..
Yes,she was laughing uh but somehow i can sense that deep inside,its full of sorrow.
Dont know uh if im wrong. Hahah.
But she's a nice person to have in your life uh.
Im very proud to have a teacher like her(:
If im only her student and im proud of her,her children must be much2 more proud to have a strong mother like her,right? Hex.
Eventhough shes my tuition teacher,she's much2 more caring than my form teacher.
True siaa!xD
I know she wont read my blog laa..
But i just want to wish her all the best in future with her life&family..
May she live a longer and cheerful life uh.
I will always remember you,Cikbobob(I dont know how to spell uh. Haa.),Wai kit,Meng Meng and all the teachers that are teaching in Yaya Tuition Center.
Partly because my slippers were stolen there sia! Haa.
Oh! And i wanna thank Teacher Yaya for giving each and every one of us a token for our success..
She gave us $50 sia-.-
Generous gile babi or what! She's much2 more generous than Ellen Degenerous uh!x)
Kay ah.
Picture will upload when i have them uh.
For now,goodnight!

P.s-Happy Birthday Girl! Eh.. I mean Aunty Yaya!xD

Real world?

2010-02-26T00:21:00.004+08:00

The real world?
Am i ready to face it?
Im not sure.
Can i survive? Hmm.
I just pray hard that i'll meet good people.
Going to school is no longer an excitement to me anymore. ):

Goodnight.
P.s-Thanks for the 'Penis' keychain Puding! Love it!xD

My name is Khan and im not a terrorist.

2010-02-23T01:20:00.004+08:00

Hi.
Just came back from watching 'My name is Khan'.
And it was awesome.
To me,its an inspiring story uh.
Not so sad uh cause i didnt cry a single tear.
Just watery,thats all. Haa.
I recommend you all to watch uh.
Better if you watch with your love ones.(:
But just dont get kinky uh in the cinema. Box your face then you know-.-
So you all better watch uh.
And i was blown away..
Due to the price of the ticket!x)
Only four of us watched uh..
Me,Rikh,Kiwi and Jon.
And the price for the tickets is $40.
So i asked why uh.

Me:Hmm.. May i know why is it $10 per ticket?
GV boy:Because it is a hindustan movie.
Me:Ouh.. OKay.

Whaaaaaaat siaaaaaaaa.
Just because its a hindustan movie,then must charge more ah?
But i think i understand uh.
Cause the movie long mah.
So the person who wait outside and carry the garbage bag must wait very long uh.
Reasonable uh. xD
Kay ah.
I'll be working in two hours time.
And i cant sleep.
Fucking shit.
Goodnight.
And oh!
My name is Alon and im just a normal fat boy. x))

Bandung(:

2010-02-22T00:58:00.004+08:00

Hi.
The lady that always serve me when i want to buy bandung at Rasa 21 is beautiful.
I know i shouldnt say this cause she might be as old as my mother.
But from her face,maybe slightly younger uh.
And she look like one of the malaysian actress.
Seriously,it feels like love at first sight._.
Feels like only,but its not.
If only she's the same age as me,it would be great.
Well,i wont be a typical one by asking her number uh.
I will just ask her hand in marriage.(: Hahah.
Kay ah.
Craving for bandung but no where to get at this hour.
So i'll just sleep uh.
Goodnight.

True talent will shine.

2010-02-18T23:25:00.004+08:00

YESSSSS AHHHHHH!
Andrew Garcia is in the top 24!
Told you he is talented!(:
And trust me,true talent will shine.
He confirm go finals ahh.
I will vote for him.
Wait,is that possible?x)
Nvm ah.. If cannot vote,then i'll pray for his success uh!
Btw,the picture above,like Andrew Garcia or not?xD
Oh,dont mind the crazy girl beside me.
I have no idea who she is.
She just bust into our room and shiok sendiri ah at that time.. Haaaa!
Kay ah.
I want to practice my vocal by doing a cover on 'Sunday morning' By Maroon 5. :D
Goodnight.

Epic sia primary 6 photo!xD

2010-02-17T22:30:00.004+08:00

HAHAHA! Epic or not?!
Authentic to the far extent siaaaaa this one!xD
Thanks to Farid Fireflies and Cikgu Zaidy.. I mean Uncle Zaidy..x))
And FYI,only me,Mokrep and Farid(The one that have a pair of Mickey mouse's ears) survived.. The rest all drown while swimming at Pasir ris park..xD
No lah.. Joking only.
The rest all move on with their own life uh.
Haha! Epic saaaa.
Dont be surprise uh why my eyebrows were like that..
Cause last time im very into wrestling uh..
I was number 1 fan 'The Rock'!xD
I almost wanted to make a tattoo like him but no money. Lucky.
Hahahah!
But those were the times when i dont understand the word 'problem' uh..
We dont have to think about what will happen in future uh..
And dont have to ask why Mokrep and i were fat uh last time..
Cause last time the food all cheap2 siaa..
We can buy mee soto and 4 siew mai but still there will be money in our pocket!xD
Actually we ARE still fat uh.. Hahaha! But Mokrep is not that bad uh now.
Haish. Sweet&funny moments uh..
I can still remember how my malay teacher hate us,Mokrep and i..x))
It was not that we were talkative in class uh..
We were just rebelious uh..xD
But cant be help what.. What do you expect from us,the bestfriend forever?Hahah!
And i dont think just the teachers uh..
The students too hate us cause of our insolent mouths.. Hahah!
But if there are no people like us,the world will be so mundane,right?(:
Kay ah.
I want to sleep ah.
Goodnight.

P.s-Mok,rantai aku carik sampai ke lobang neraka uh,flavour.

True Talent.

2010-02-15T01:22:00.006+08:00

Guess i have spot someone in American Idol this season.
Andrew Garcia!
He is,what people say,TRUE TALENT.
His voice is the weapon man.
The weapon to melt a lady's heart.
How i wish i have his voice.
I dont mind being an ugly duckling but having his voice is like.. Everything?(:
If i were to wake up one day and have his voice,i swear i'll sing for you every night before you turn in.
No,not you.
Nonono.. Not you that wearing primary 6 undergarments..
Yeah,you(:
Well,actually i dont even know who. Haaaa.
But i hope soon uh. ^^
I know what kind of girl will attract me.
No,not the kening that very thin like you cut a strain of hair into seven pieces.
Just the girl that.. Maybe its not necessary telling you all. Haa.
Seriously,im in love with his voice uh.
Even if i have to eat 10 pieces of cheese every morning,i would uh.
Wait,no. Never. I hate cheese uh. x))
You all should vote for him.
Haish. I want his voice uh.
K bye.

Goodnight.

Valentine's day-.-

2010-02-13T23:53:00.003+08:00

Hi.
Just finish watching "My super ex-girlfriend" uh.
And it was awesomeeeeee with a chocolate syrup on it.
If only i have a supergirlfriend,that will be nice,right?(:
Wait,not nice actually. Haaa.
Talking about girlfriend..
Tmr is the day that all you leeches in the longkang are looking forward,right?!
Grr.
So what if its Valentine's Day huh?
Its not Lee Kuan Yew's birthday what!-.-
Confirm chop2 100% one tmr all couples will step sweet siaa in public.
Worse,in front of me-.-
Like what ive said in facebook uh..
You all step sweet in front of me,you still wont get free rose from me..
Like serious shit and shit seriously!
And to all single ladies,i respect you all for not celebrating Valentine's Day aite!
Let me repeat,i said to all single LADIES okay..
Not girls that are still wearing Cerisi undergarments aites.
Kay that was kinda bastard with a smooth mustard on top. x))
But true what..
Kay lah kay lah.. Im gonna stop now.
But the good thing is,hating Lifespirit bags is still first on my list.
Kay enough uh.
I want to watch Santau uh.
Mostly prolly tmr uh but midnight uh,i guess? Hahah.
I scared if after i watch the show,then i like afraid to go home,how?x)
But i think i should fight against this feeling uh..
To prepare for National Service in future..xD
I know this gonna sounds very kental(potato) uh but i want to school uh..
But the thing is that my money havent reach the amount i target uh..
So cannot uh..ahah.
I NEED to get a laptop and a camera..
And its a NEED and not WANT!(:
Even if i want,im still gonna use my own money what..
So you all cannot say anything uh.. Nothing at all okay! *Mojojo's evil laughter*
Kay ah.
I tired ah.
And im gonna wish one thing only.

HAPPY CHINESE NEW YEAR TO ALL MY CHINESE FRIENDS!
MAY YOU AND YOUR FAMILY LIVE IN FULL OF PROSPERITY AND ALL THE GOOD2 THINGY AH!
GONG XI FAI CAI! HANG BAO LAI! WO AI SEIW MAI AND LO MA KAI!

Goodnight.

Starbucks?):

2010-02-10T22:03:00.005+08:00

Im so shattered..
(Can't believe that im still stuck with my old job.)
Oh how it hurts..
(Thought that i could get a new job by this week but now everything shattered.)

What am I still here for?
Could it be that I'm just waiting.
Oh hoping you'd rescue me by giving me a job and put the pieces together again.

Kay before i get into any trouble..
Everything that i typed above is from a song-"Shattered" By Backstreet Boys.
I know i shouldnt be saying this but i got hooked up with this song and i still am.
Haha. Cause i dont support BSB uh..
I suppport 98Degrees!x))
Despite there are many new songs in their(BSB) album,i only find this song the nicest uh.

Kay back to where i started.
Oh ya. New job.-.-
Its not that im fussy with a job uh..
But cargo sia.__.
You all imagine uh..*Kay close your eyes and dont even peep!*
For two months you have to wake up at wee hours like..
1.30am for Monday and 4am from Tuesday-Saturday?
Who not tired,you tell me.
To add salt,sugar,vinegar,kicap to the wound..
Im fat sia! A huge disadvantage!x)
Haish.
Been wondering on how im gonna get a lot of cash in my bank by the time school starts.
Dont ask me to rob a bank uh cause it aint funny you faggots-.-
I can only put hope on puding uh since he told me that his outlet need people.
Well,at first i was glad uh but thinking back uh..
Puding is popular with the name 'Boy Salah Info' among us..
Therefore,i know what to expect.
So i cant put high hopes uh..):

When i want to work,there's no vacancy..
When i dont want to work,there's like A LOT of vacancy sia! They would even take in animals-.-
Why uh? Why? Mengapa? Wei she mah? Manjil putega pila amigil?!!
Fuck this shit uh.
And let the shit fuck you.
AHHHHHHHHHHH! Im so shattered!!!

If im still stuck with this job..
Looks like im going to school by just wearing Renoma singlet,FBT shorts and $2 slippers.(The one for toilet uh.)
Kay ah.
I want to sleep ah.
Angry ah.
Goodnight.

Melacca one day trip.

2010-02-01T22:39:00.010+08:00

Hi.
Oh ya,last saturday i went to Melacca uh.
A one day trip.
I would say that its not a place for shopping uh.
The place is more about traditional stuff and all.
But i did get myself two shirts.
Well,my aunt treat what.
How can i ask for more?-.-
Hahah. In fact,two is quite enough uh.
Better than nothing.

I took this at.. Err.. I have no idea what they call this place uh.
But i know that i was still at Melacca at that point of time. Hah.
And if you have yellowish-brain(Otak kuning),you will think differently.^^

The best picture that was taken!(:
Wait,actually i just took like four pictures only? Haha.
I find this one very fascinating uh.
So photogenic huh!x))
And if you clever,you would realize that i took these pictures at the same place.
Hahah! If you clever only ah. If youre not clever,whats wrong with it?(:

I may be FAT! But when comes to my Nenek(Granddaughter),i must put aside my laziness uh.. Hahah.
See.. Im not as bad what.. Hehe.
But still,no girl wants me..): Oh,and Marwan too!xD
Like i told you..
I only took four pictures only.. Hahah.

Maybe some of you already know about which school im posted to uh..
If to those who dont know,its because you just dont care..
My result got show at News Channel 5 what..
Kay not funny uh.
Well im posted to Temasek Poly-Environment Design.
Im happy,very indeed.
But hearing people say that its very costly since you need to buy the materials yourself,really worries me a lot. Like A LOT uh. The a lot like one full of big pail uh.
Plus,what if i need to get a macbook?
Where to dick.. I mean dig* the money from sia?
And macbook dont have windows.
Which means that some things cant be install in it cause its not supported.
But Macbook sia!!!!
Fucking expensive-explosive sia!
I dont want to use my mother's money anymore uh.
Giving me pocket money is more than enough.
Eh,poly food is quite expensive what. Haish.
And two of my friends told me that their friend took this course and quit.
Well,maybe he/she have no interest in it?
But since two of my friends told me,i assumed that two people took this course and quit.
But actually,it was the same person-.-
This guy really2 like share his life story with News Channel 5 sia.
Like everyone know and fussy about him. xD
Im posted to this course and theres no turning back.
I want to live my life to the fullest with no regrets.
So i hope that i wont have any regrets uh.
Looks like i cant get myself a license(For motorcycle) uh since i need to use it for the materials for the future projects. Haish.
Maybe i'll just travel around with a trishaw then. Hmm. Cheaper what.

Kay ah.
Want to shit and sleep.
Goodnight.

Kitten(:

2010-01-24T22:32:00.012+08:00

Did i ever mention that i got a new born kittens?
Guess not huh!
Well,i do.^^
Its not that i found them lingering outside 7-eleven trying to buy milk uh..
But my cat gave birth to them.(:
Actually,it gave birth like 2 weeks ago or so?
Cant remember uh.
For girls who love cats so much,dont be jealous of me uh!x))
But the sad thing is that..
My cat gave birth to five kittens..
But only two survive the 30days Survivor Series 'Samoa' challenge..
Kay not funny.
But its true uh. Only two survived. );
I have no idea where my father dispose the three dead kittens uh..
Maybe he cook 'Kucing Masak Lemak Cili Padi' with it uh.. Haish.
Anyway,wanna see the kittens?^^

Okay this is one of the survivors..x))

He was sleeping uh.. Wait. Im not sure whether this kitten is a He or a She..
Later i check ah..Haa.
Im not good at naming a cat uh..
Got a hard time thinking of a cute name for this kitten..
But after having a severe migraine due to naming this kitten..
I finally brought up a name.
I decided to call him/her NINJA!
Nice name right?xD
What? You dont like the name? You think its ridiculous?
Eh my kitten or your kitten huh?!
And dont talk as if my kitten have to go to school uh! Pfft. Hahah.
The next one also survived after the harsh 30days in Samoa-.-

Like rat right?x)
But its not uh.
Its a kitten^^
I dont want to go through the severe migraine again..
Soo.. I name it TIGER!xD
The kitten just reminds me of the fat cat that always linger at the front gate of my school.. I mean Ex-school.. Hee.
Oh! And you must be curious who is the mother of these two kittens right?(:
Look below~

JengJengJing!
You want to know whats her name?
Her name is MANIS-.-
Rubbish name right?!!
My father ah!
Actually i want to call her CICI but no one layan me.___.
Cause im the only one calling her that.
So what to do.. Force to call her Manis.. Haish.
But the mother is grey in colour..
Then why the kittens black and orange in colour ah? Confuse ah.
Maybe she was raped before my father adopt her uh. So pity.
Btw,i managed to take a picture of both of them sleeping on their mother's perot(tail).. Check it out! Haa.

Cute right? Hehe!^^
Kay ah. Thats all.
Want to sleep ah.
I'll be looking at hundreds of boxes later on-.-
I mean later i'll be working lah.
Boring man.
Goodnight.

P.s-Maybe you cant escape from love?

Lady Marmalade(:

2010-01-24T00:12:00.003+08:00

It was late in the evening when the moonlight shines.
Waiting for you while you are on my mind.
I tried searching for you but i just couldnt find.
And i end up sitting there alone sipping on wine.
Just where are you,my Lady Marmalade?

As i glance at the stars..
The dark clouds,they spell out your name..
I cant deny that i need you..
I will give you my world,
I will treat you nice,
Cause for my Love,
I will sacrifice.
Oh my Lady Marmalade,i wonder who will be you.

Bold?x)

2010-01-17T00:37:00.008+08:00

You are the one that i love..
You are the one that i miss..
Even just for a short while..
Your face will be projected in my mind.

How? Nice not the introduction?
Because its not mine what.
I just translate it from a malay jiwang song.

Anyway,ive been very2 paranoid recently.
Let me tell you why.

First thing:
I am very2 worried that i will be thrown to Republic poly instead of the poly that i want. Why? Cause only my first choice meet the cut-off point..x))
The rest ah,wah sibei jialat pantat uh.. Like two or three points lower than my points uh. Haish. Pray hard that i will get Temasek Poly uh.

Second thing:
One of the specialists told me that i will go bold by late 20s when he take a look at my hair. Who would not be so sad,am i right?
So right now,i must save money so that i can have a hair treatment at Yunam Haircare Centre. So pity right?
And FYI,the one who told me this was Kiwi-.-
Hahah. Very hard to believe but just be safe than sorry uh!xD
So these two things make me paranoid uh.
But i relek only ah.

Not only that uh actually..
I can get tired easily uh recently..
Must be due to working uh..
Then i sleep like wah...
Lucky i have clock/watch siaa or else,i will definitely lost track of time. Hee.
Err.. Kay ah,i think thats all ah.
No idea what to say ah.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

TP here i come?^^

2010-01-12T23:36:00.007+08:00

You see lah the boys above! You see!!
Acceptable not to go to polytechnic?
No right?!
If you were to judge us,you might have think that we're drop-out students with no future,right?!
But you all see lah.. Hardwork will definitely be paid off one..^^
Both of us can go poly but dont know which school yet uh.
But i hope we both same school uh so can become Bestfriends Forever!xD

This one more worse ah!
From one look,confirm people think he flasher at Joo Chiat complex right?!
But surprisingly,no ah. Hahah.
He also can go poly.
And im hoping that we three will get the same school so can threesome during break time.
And the most unacceptable thing is,he got 15 points-.-
See! What i told you all! Never listen somemore huh!
Hardwork paid off right!^^

And those who are taking O' Levels this year,never think that its easy just because people like us pass huh! You all have no idea how we gone through the 10 months of suffering.
If you dont put enough effort,than thats it uh.
Not that i wanna brag ah that i passed but..

EH MY PROBLEM AH! I WORK FOR IT WHAT!
WHAT?! NOT HAPPY! LAI AH! BUY HAPPY MEAL WITH ME!xD
Kay lame.

The taste of the victory is so sweeeeeeeeeeeeeeet!
Almost get diabetes sia!x)
Kay ah. I want to sleep ah.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

Poly here i come!(:

2010-01-11T23:49:00.003+08:00

Guess what?
I got 20 points for my O' levels-.-
I got the points that i aimed! Cool right?x)
HAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY sia.
Then minus CCA,got 19 points uh.
Im aiming Environment Design and i put it as my first choice(:
Hopefully i'll get it uh.
I know its gonna be tough but im curious about the course and willing to learn it.
Plus,i wanna make playgrounds ah. To bring back the old-sweet memories!^^
But on the other hand,im quite sad that a few of my friends cant make it. ):
I cant say anything cause i dont know how they feel.
And i cant possibly be saying that i understand how they feel right?
I just wish you all,all the best in whatever you guys are doing!
Just dont stop and keep on moving.
Kay ah,i want to draw a few samples of playgrounds ah.
Haaa. Bedek only. I want to sleep actually. Tired uh.

Goodnight.
P.s-Thank you so much for those who wish/pray for my success((:

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

O level Results.

2010-01-10T20:57:00.003+08:00

The clock is ticking. Tick tock tick tock.
Seriously,the ticking irritates me.
How i wish i have a shotgun and just shoot the damn big clock.
It shows 3.15pm.
Im waiting patiently in the hall,on my chair,for the results for the O' Levels.
Everything seems to move in slow motion. I wonder why.
I see people sweating.
I see people shivering as if they need their ecstacy right at that moment.
I see people crying like its Judgement Day.
But still,the results are not out yet.
They are still in the hands of the teachers.
Its very chaotic. But i cant hear a single thing.
Hence,i started digging my ears but end up disappointed.
Ear-shit was on my finger but i still cant hear anything at all.
I just keep myself calm and wait.
This is taking way too long. As if im waiting for ikan bilis to bite my bait.
Still,i keep myself calm.
Soon,i feel so drowsy that i eventually fall asleep.
In my dream,i was in a crowd-like in a moshpit.
I was clueless on where i am at that point of time.
Until i spotted a guy wearing a 'Topi Float'(Floating cap).
And i said to myself,"Oh no."
Then from colourless shirts that the crowd was wearing,slowly,it turns red.
I realised,where i was. I was terrified.
I tried running away but as i go one step further,it came to me two steps closer.
I know i cant go no where.
I cried. I looked down on my body,i was wearing the same shirt as them.
I cried even more. This time,till tears,blood,ants,houseflies came out from my eyes.

Bam! Im quite hurt on my back.
I open my eyes and all i see is just bright white light.
Is this Heaven? I wonder.
Soon,i get to see the clear view of where i am.
Im still in the hall.
Actually,i fell backwards from my chair.
The white light,it was the gigantic bulbs in the hall.
I stood up,pick up my chair and sat.
Its time for the results.
You want to know how's my results?

CANNOT AH! BECAUSE I HAVENT GET WHAT! TMR THEN GET AH!xD
Very nervous&excited for the results.
I hope for the best ah.
Please ah,i get 20points i run around the school half naked siaa.
I even shave my armpit hair to prepare you know.
So God,dont disappoint me please.):
Kay ah. I want to look upon the dark sky ah.
Who knows? I will see a shooting star.
You know what i'll wish for((:

Goodnight!

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

About friends.

2010-01-05T23:26:00.007+08:00

"Life is a challenging game indeed.
We are just characters and will be a temporary one.
But nevertheless,a lot of things can happen despite it is a game.
There are many things to talk about in this 'game' but i would like to stress on..
'FRIENDS'.
Friends are the people that we see as our second love since the first love is from our family,am i right?
Frankly speaking,it is very hard for me to understand my friends.
I cant tell whether he/she needs a listening ear..
I cant tell whether he/she needs some advice from me..
I cant tell whether he/she have problems which needs to be help by another party..
I just cant tell.
Why?
Thats me.
Im sorry.
Im sorry not because i did something wrong to you.
Im sorry for myself because im like this.
So if you have any problem,just tell me about it.
Dont have to show me signs.
Even the signs of the Judgement Day i cant figure out.
Is it that difficult?
Come on lah. I would even hear you out if you want to talk about your penis that got swollen because it was stung by a bee.
But if girl's stuffs,i cant help uh.
You see,its not as difficult as you think.
Frankly speaking,again,its different without you.
I wonder why it was not as happy as last two years-2008?
It was because you are not in the perimeter with me,with us,like we always do.
Yes,its truly sad to go through this situation.
I know,i cant just think of myself.
I know that you are voraciously angry at me.
But like i said,this is me,this is how i live.
You dont tell me,how should i know?
There were a few times when i feel like asking how are you doing but halfway i stopped.
Why?
Because i thought that i should give you some time alone.
It was a mistake?
I dont know.
But what i know that things are not the same like last time.
People say that friends are not important.
I swear i never agree with that.
Why?
Because from friends,i learned how to masturbate.
Okay,it was just a joke.
What im trying to say is that with friends,we can share things which we cant share with our parents.
Its not that we cant share with them but its just awkward you see.
Looks like this time,its like fixing a broken building of a two-storey Lego.
Its not easy.
I cant assure whether i could even build up back on what has just broken.
This is all God's will.
If you cant accept who i am,i wont be bothered.
But let me tell you something Mike,i accepted for who you are,we always do.
Or else,you think i would easily let you criticize me just like that?
I would just push you aside like how the others did and regard you like the leeches in the longkang.
But no,i did not. Because i accepted you for who you are.
But i agree that i dont understand you. Never did i.
People asked me,"Eh why he's like that?"
I answered,"He's like that one uh.. You must understand him.."
Read these two sentences above! Did i mentioned that i understand you,friend?
Fuck hell no. Fuck hell no. Fuck hell no.
But still,even if i dont understand you,you are still a friend of mine.
Sigh. I just remember that youre a blockheaded.
Hmm.. But you have a heart arent you?
Hope you understand.
Nonono,i dont need you to understand me cause i eventually dont understand you.
I just need you to understand the situation right here,and make the right choice.
If you still dont want to aid me/us with the broken building of Lego,so be it.
Theres nothing i can do anymore.
Guess i said enough,till here my pal.

You got a phone,call Alon."

But even im like this,im glad that there's someone that stick with me like the bricks and the cement.
And that is Mokrep!^^
But now he got his very own Watez! Haish.
Cant disturb him uh.
Maybe one or two days uh..x))
Im so fcuking envy of you siaa!
Tak per2.. Nanti aku dah naek becah,kau tengok siapa aku pikul di belakang! Hehe!
Jangan terperangjat kalau Salomah tompang i eh! Haaaaa. Penis sia.

My name is unisex!x)

2010-01-03T22:55:00.002+08:00

"You don't have to be so nice..
I know what i want and i know what you dream of..
You dont have to be so sweet..
Later all the boys will look at you and feewit-.-"

Kay the last line is fake uh.
I dont know the title of the song but its kinda addicting uh.
Anyway,im kinda curious about my name uh..
So i googled uh..
And you know what?
My name is unisex sia^^
At first my name is like for females uh..
Cause when i search images..
Most of them are females..
And i was like.."Err..Hmm..Err..Hmm.. what the foil sia?"
But luckily i saw some guys as i scrolled down.. Haahaa.

Tomorrow students will start schooling.
And im alone at home in the morning.___.
Cause im working at wee hours mah.
By 9 plus at home rdy.
Then what i'll do you ask? Then i stone all the way ah.
I want to work at ToysRus ah!
So that i can count how many people use 'Lifespirit' bag uh.
I seriously got issue with that bag ah.
Damn to those who created it. Taik goreng pakai minyak zaiton betol ah.
Its like.. They dont know its not nice ah?
If small kid use it,i can close one eye ah..
But when like 15 years old and above? Uh'uh.. There must be something wrong uh.
Haish. But what can i do.. If only i have the power to ban it. Tsk.
Nvm ah. As long as they happy ah. But im not ah definitely.

Kay ah.
I think i want to iron my school uniform ah.
Eh wait,im not schooling lah.. Heh.
Eh but i need to wake up at 1.30 okay.
Fairprice uh.
Goodnight.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

2010!

2009-12-31T22:07:00.005+08:00

You see the person above? Great!
Huh? What? Nonono.. He's not the guy from SleeQ..x))
Its me uh ^^
Why im here and not outside to countdown?
Well,simply because i know how to count and i dont need people around me to guide me on how to count.. Hahah!
No laa.. Its just that i have no where to go )):
But its alright,nothing wrong countdown at home what!(:
I hope that our(My friends and i) plan will go smoothly uh tomorrow!
Despite that this is our first time organize this thingy.
But kinda sad that one of our closest friends wont come along.
Why? I have no idea either.
Why is there a need to force,right?
In life,you have to make a choice uh.
People cant force you.
Even Love cant be force~
Chey^^
Haaaaha.
And you know what?
My mother is out,countdown-.-
"Mother:Alon,the food is on the table okay."
"Me :Ah. Okay. Why? Where you're going?"
"Mother:Countdown ah. Hehehehe"
"Me :Huh?! Mama want to countdown at Esplanade?! Hunyia boh?!"
"Mother:What Esplanade! Countdown at Masjid Sultan(King's Mosque) lah! Ustaz Sofi got syarahan and after that berzikir."

Waah lucky she twist the story. Hahaha.
See! Even my mother countdown. Haish.
Nevermind ah. Live life to the fullest and no regrets!

My New year's Resolution:
Is to upgrade myself in terms of studies because i believe to a large extent that i was very stupid this year(2009). And also,save up money so that i can get a license for a motorcycle. If no money,trishaw will do.^^
Not only that,i hope that i can slim down and stay healthy so that i can live with the ones i love happily ever before&after!

In conclusion,HAPPY NEW YEAR!((((((((((((((((:

Old memories!^^

2009-12-29T00:12:00.013+08:00

Okay.
My recent post was quite awesome,right?x))
If its not,you think i care ah? Haa.
As for today,im gonna post.. Err.. Dont worry,its not bout love^^
I will post about memories,with 'Beautiful' pictures aites!xD
Hmm.. I wonder which picture should i put for the opening huh..
Ah'huh! I think this should be it!^^

This one was when we were primary six uh.. Hope you guys understand uh..x))
But still,quite dope what!xD
Wanna see something that you cant get to see nowadays?x)

Gyeah! How bout that!xD
This one was also when we were primary six.
Cool kan the pose? I loike^^
This is my bestest pal,Mokrep! Haaa. CB sia.
Kay lets see whats next huh.. Hmm..

Kay this one i remember when! When i was in Sec2 uh^^
You see kiwi? The one pulling me?
The face like small kid right? Cause we havent go through puberty mah-.-
Haha. Joking only. This one not that epic uh. Haa.
Hmm.. Whats next ah..

This one i love the most! But you girls dont turn on just because of this uh..x))
This was taken when i was sec3 uh.. I think uh.. Hahahaaaa.
Kay i think the pictures from here onwards,i look more matured rdy..
Can say that i a little bit handsome uh..xD

See! I told you right! Hehe!^^
I miss a few of them uh.. This was last year..
N' level year uh.. But see uh,still got the time to fool around..ahaha.
Im just curious how i could pass sia?.__.
Must be God's power uh!(:
Okay up next,this one whether you girls control or not,you will definitely turn on!

Turn on right?x) This one also last year lah hor.
Im searching for more pictures.. Wait ah.. Dont press the X button yet..

Just in case if you wanna know our names uh.. Heeeee.
Kay2,the next picture very power one^^

See! The face very Satsat ah! Hahaha. This one not me uh.
My younger brother. Now sec4 rdy but the face still the same uh..x))
Bastard siaaaa me! Kekekekeke.

Kay ah.. Actually all look different rdy..
Especially Mokrep..
He evolved so fast...
From Caterpee into Butterfree..^^
Until he got this watez very nice one..
Wah i sebei envy of him siaaa!
But its okay,i believe my time will come soon((:

Orite laa. Thats all.
Lazy rdy uh. Plus,i'll be working like in 2 hours time sia-.-
Goodnight kay.

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

A Random love story.

2009-12-23T18:03:00.005+08:00

Title:If only i knew..
Author:Alonton Kutcher.

It was 3.30am. The full moon was very clear.
And there were stars to decorate the dark sky.
I took out my diary and a black pen.
I then let my fingers dance with the pen on it.
I thought i was hallucinating. I really thought that i was.
But i was not.
I looked at my clock with the shape of a chicken and it showed 4.15am.
I then realised that my fingers danced for that long.
And i stared at my diary as if i could just burn it by just staring at it.
I noticed something. My fingers didnt dance for nothing.
It produced something on it.

"Dear girl..
I thought that you were the one..
The one that God had sent..
To take care of me and shower with all your leftover love on me..
I thanked God day and night non-stop..
Nothing else matters except you..
You are like my earpiece..
Without you,i cant listen to the musics on my mp3..
Without you,i cant live.
Both of us are two different people.
You are rich and i am just poor.
I cant give you an Adidas watch.
I cant give you a big Winnie the Pooh.
I cant give you money so you can spend on anything you like.
But i can give you happiness by giving you my love.
Love that is so sincere.
Which you cant get it at 7-eleven or other shops.
When we went out together..
Im sorry that i didnt wear a Topman shirt..
Im sorry that i didnt wear a Levis jeans..
Im sorry that i didnt wear a nice shoes..
Im just not capable of these things..
But what put a smile on my face was when you said that i dont have to apologize..
Cause i did nothing wrong.
You accept me for who i am. God,you just sent an Angel to me.
What else can i ask for?
Maybe health. So that i can live a longer period with you.
But soon,things started to change..
A new man entered your life.
I was pushed aside.
I was like a substitute on the bench while looking at both of you happily in the field..
I wanted to interfere but i stopped half way.
Cause i saw you smiling. Hey,you're happy.
I swear,i have never seen you this happy before.
I stepped back a few steps..
Soon,i realised that i was very far away from you.
But you're still smiling.
Well,cant blame you cause he is way much better than i am.
He got the looks,he got the kind-heart,he is capable to buy you nice gifts..
Unlike me.
Maybe i was just your temporary love.
Until you found your Mr.Perfect.
Guess that my job is done,you have found your Mr.Perfect.
I bet you will marry him someday.
At least,i wish that you will invite me to your wedding.
I guess i should upgrade myself into a better person..
I continued my studies overseas.
It took me three years,three long years.
I came back,hoping that you will wait for me at the airport.
I waited for hours. But i couldnt see you.
I gave up. I gave up on the 'Angel' that God sent to me.
I just kept on walking.
The airport seems to be like an endless road.
An endless road without a stop sign.
I swear. I swear to God Almighty that i hate you so much.
Hate you for making me love you so much.
Yet you make me look like a fool.
Girl,i HATE you..."

It stopped till there. My fingers wont dance anymore. I cant write no more.
I was exhausted. I just feel like diving into the deep blue sea.
I switched on my laptop.
I check my emails. I dont usually read my emails.
So i will just leave it there,in my inbox.
I was about to delete all my emails when one email caught my eyes.
It was from her!
It was not a recent one.
It was three years ago.
I opened it and read slowly,word by word..

"Dear boy..
I know that you dont like reading emails but i got no choice..
I have no idea where are you right now..
I cant send you a letter..
And i know that you are really mad at me while you're reading this..
But i have to do this..
The guy that you saw with me countless times?
Well,his my cousin..
I purposely do that so that you would hate me..
I cant think of anything else to make you leave me..
Love,do you want to know why im doing this?
I got a brain tumour. A brain TUMOUR for God's sake!
How can you possible be married to a person like me,right?
Haha,looks like my plan did worked out. You did leave me.
And i bet by the time you're reading this,im no longer in this world.
You just take care of yourself and do eat healthy stuffs okay!
And dont forget to exercise too!(:
Lastly,before i end this,i want to tell you that you are the ANGEL that God sent to me so that you could take care of me and shower me with all your love on me!
I thanked God day and night endlessly.
I swear,you are the best boyfriend i ever had in my entire life!
Thank you for everything.
You gave me a gift that no other guys could give it to me.
And that is your LOVE. Love that is very pure and sincere.
I can assure you that you will get a better girl than me,trust me!(;
So i guess thats about it.
Just erase me from your memory and start afresh,okay?
Do take care,my Love.

Yours sincerely,
your Angel."

My keyboard was wet. My mouse was shivering.
The light from my monitor just kept on shining on me.
I am stupid! Totally stupid!
I just kept on repeating this same line..
"If only i knew.. If only i knew.."

Hahah! Just a random love story..
And the author is me uh,despite the name like cool like that..
Like an author's name huh!x)
Ouh FYI,im not having a love sick uh.. Haa.
Like i said,its just a random one.^^

(Remember,don't fall in love.)

Sentosa gathering was boring-.-

2009-12-09T22:35:00.007+08:00

Sinimasen.
Okay last saturday i went to Sentosa for TPRAWKS gathering.
It was err.. Okay2 lah.
Lower than my expectations uh. ):
But still,i tried to have fun with err.. Kiwi,Rikh and Puding-.-
There was Steph too but she very pity ah!xD
So here are the few pictures! ^^

Puding:Woah.. Hows my body? Can attract old maids not?^^
Kiwi:Eh! Cute not i pose like this? Hehe. My biceps so nice siaa. Wanna lick it?xD

Rikh:Aiyaa.. I sebei hot laa.. No need to tell me hor.. Mostly for MILF!xD
Alon:Steady ah.. Our biceps cuter than Kiwi's one! Hehe. No need to talk about Puding laa.. His one crap lah..xD

Alon:Eh Stibai lah! What you looking at?! I know lah i fat and look like Congalala! Err.. What? You thought i Sean kingston from far? Waah.. Thank you very nice!x))

Alon:Eh dont molest me lei! Seriously,not worth it!xD

Puding:Hoho! Want good fortune? Come lick my armpit! Hahahah!*Evil laughter*

Kay thats all.
Lazy ah to upload.
Like topping-up ez-link you know..
I want to sleep.

Goodnight.
(Remember,don't fall in love.)

Slow sia comp!

2009-12-08T22:14:00.001+08:00

Computer is testing my patience.
Its fuckling slow.
Nothing is slower than my computer.
I can assure you ah.
Even my brain is faster,but a little bit only ah.___.
I feel like typing a string profanities.
Correct not how i use the vocabulary?
Who cares Ditch?!
O levels finish already what.
Now im thinking on how to make it faster than now.
Maybe put a squirt of singer oil into my CPU. ^^
After a week working as a RoadRunner(BeepBeep!),i can see veins on my forearm.
Cool. Now i look like a MAN!

Yoshaaaaaa!!!!! Sylvia in!!!! I love her so much man! She's gorgeous!
Much2 gorgeous than a red rose! A dead one i mean!x))
Joking only. Sylviaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!
Kay actually im not that fanatic of S'pore Idol ah.
Lazy ah to watch.

Goodnight.
(Remember,don't fall in love.)

Roadrunner?^^

2009-11-30T00:19:00.002+08:00

Okay.
Im going to start working in another hour.
Ouh,today will be my first day working.
Same goes for Kiwi.
Hope we can work consistently,God willing.
Despite knowing that im going to work during wee hours,i didnt sleep._.
Just pray hard that i wont fall asleep at the bus stop uh.
I mean while waiting for the transport.

I want to shit. The toilet bowl is calling out my name.."Alon..Alon.."
So yeah,got to go my lalangs.

Goodnight.
(Remember,don't fall in love.)

One question that i would love to answer.

2009-11-29T00:36:00.008+08:00

If there are variety of questions that i have to answer in order to win that one million dollar,i would definitely LOVE to answer this.

Question: Why do you want to be slim and not fat,mister?
Answer:Well,thats fucking easy Ma'am. I am just sick and tired of having a women's BREAST instead of man's CHEST.

Well,guess that i just won a million dollar.-.-

Goodnight.
(Remember,don't fall in love.)

A fake story.

2009-11-27T22:46:00.010+08:00

Hey pearls.
Today was my lucky day!
Let me story to you all why.
After going to Friday prayers,i went to roam around Tampines Mall.
As i was roaming around,i felt hungry and i find a place to eat.
I sat down at Long John Silver and waited for the counter to clear as there were many animals,i mean humans.
After the sun set and the moon arise,i ordered my food.
While i was holding the tray and was on my way back to the table,i noticed a nyonya was staring at me and i stared back at her.
Then,we stared at the one and only table that was unoccupied.
The place was packed.
With the speed of sound 330 m/s,i dashed to the table and placed my tray on it just in time. But!
To ensure that i really own the table,i speared her with all my might.
I won. A sudden victory song played at the background and people around me were cheering on me. I just waved and smile back.
After 6 minutes,i could not finish up my food. There was only one fries left.
I stared at the fries for half an hour,thinking whether i should eat it or not.
Suddenly,a tornado passed through Long John Silver.
A tornado of crazy girls. They were chasing something or somebody.
I wondered why.
So i decided on what to do with the fries.
I ate half of it and left the other half. Smart huh.
Since i was curious,i quickly tailed those girls.
They really surprised me. Never it crosses my mind that they would go this far just to chase that something or somebody.
You all imagine.*Please close your eyes*
They chased this thingy from Tampines Mall to Tampines One!
Do you know how far is that?
Well,i didnt have a measuring tape at that time so i cant measure,sorry.
But i can assure you that its very far.
Anyway,despite the distance,i persevered and keep on tailing them.
Until they reached at the basement of Tampines One,they finally stop.
I was glad.
I hide behind the green dustbin and i dont know why.
Cause it was useless. People can still see me eventhough i hide behind it.
Im just a little too big to hide behind a dustbin i guess.
And i have no idea how but i took out a binoculars from my small pocket.
Still,the girls covered this thingy that they were chasing at and i was unable to see what was it.
I gathered all the courage that i have in me and crawl towards them.
Im not surprised! No wonder these girls were chasing this thingy.
This thingy is actually a local band that is quite famous for those who always go to Esplanade to watch the gigs.
Want to know which band im refering to? Check it out Gentlemens and Prostitutes!^^

They are,'THE MIGHTY BLACK ANTS'!xD P.s:Thanks for taking the picture Noraa,our lovely Godsister!x))
From the left-
Johny(Vocalist),Jocky(Lead Guitarist),Jolly(Base guitarist),Jimmy(Second Guitarist) and Jeelily(Drummer).
Do support them by attending their gigs!
And their new album is coming out soon.
So dont miss it.
Actually,if you want to know the truth,after my friday prayers,i went back home and sleep. So today,i was at home the whole afternoon and night.
Story above,it was just a lie.(:
My brother just went to the airport just now to go for his service in Taiwan.
Hope he return safely. Oh nonono,not that i care about his safety.
Just that i want some souvenirs from Taiwan. Haha. Joking only.

Kay ah. Thats all.
Goodnight!
(Remember,don't fall in love)

Raining season-.-

2009-11-23T23:36:00.003+08:00

Hi once again.
Shocked right i update everyday?
Well,soo freee what.
But too free also can be boring uh.
Btw,i just realised that im quite sick uh.. Quite only..
Due to all the rainings and tornados uh..
Got a lot of flam sia.
Can be irritating at times.
Since i dont have a job YET! See,its not that im lazy..
Just that the jobs dont want me..
I have looked all kinds of job but none did not call me.
Actually,i only applied for one uh and thats Uni Qlo..xD
Okay enough of that.
Like i said,everyday im free sia-.-
So i tried to learn how to play songs like 'You are so Beautiful' by Joe Cocker with a guitar uh.
I know how to play guitar okay!
Only like 5 chords?x))
At least im making full use of myself what. :D
So i learn and learn and i threw the guitar one side and play psp!
Monster Hunter babe! Best right! Hehe!
So now if im bored,i'll just play my psp lor!^^
But i cant be doing this till next yaer siaa..
So im still hoping for a job uh.
And Oh! If any of you people needs a listening ear of whatsoever,you can definitely turn to me cause im freee!x)
Doesnt matter if you're a stranger to me! But if stranger,must be a Fat Chick uh! Hahah!
Kay ah.
I think i wanna shit but see the bowl ah.
If lose appetite to shit,then just sleep uh. Hee.

Goodnight!
(Remember,don't fall in love.)

Sebei tired lei.

2009-11-22T22:49:00.002+08:00

Konekchiwawa.
Today was a tiring day for me.
But i think those who were working today must be more tired than i am.
Therefore,i respect you for working very hard!^^
Basically,i was bored at home.
One thing,i dont have a living fish at home so cannot fishing uh. )=
Then another thing,want to play 'Heles'(The shoes with wheels at the back) but cant fit.____.
So i just stared at my fan oscillating for like hundreds of times.
Then i just could not take it anymore and quickly got ready and out of the house.
I went to the gym alone.___.
Not emo ah.
Its just that i love roaming around alone uh.
After 1 hour and few seconds of working out,i went to my friend's house to transfer games into my psp.
And Oh! Did i mention to you that there were no Fat Chicks while i was working out?!
Damn that $1.50 not worth it sia. If no fat chicks,bibiks will do what!xD
Then after transfer games,we suplex each other and i went back home by riding on my dragon's back.
Reached home and had a meal ah.
After doing so,i went out again to play street soccer.
5 hours later,i didnt realise that i was infront of my house.
So just knock the door and my brother opened it.
But i went through the window uh.
Here i am right now,blogging with a boring face.
Oh! TPRAWKS organized an outing at Sentosa!
I was very happy but when i looked down at my tummy,that smile of mine frown.):
But nevertheless,i will definitely go! Fat or not fat,i still human what!x)
Kay now im getting ready to Mokrep's house.
He forced me to come despite im folking tired.
Cause he said got orgy and all of them are maids.
So this one must-go event sia. xD

Goodnight!
(Remember,don't fall in love)

Roller-blading&Ice-skating^^

2009-11-21T22:24:00.004+08:00

Eh!
I want to learn how to roller-blade ah.
Is there anyone out there who can teach me?
Better if its a fat chick ah!xD
Nah,joking only.
But seriously,i find it kinda fun ah.
At the same time,scary too.
I scared that i would break my ankle in two and unable to wear a pair of shoes anymore._.
Furthermore,you can feel the wind brushing through your curly hair.
Wah sebei syiok!
I also want to do ice-skating!^^
But you peanutheads must have known the BARRIER uh.
MONEY!-.-
Grr. All need money sia.
If pay by stones kan better.
Kay ah.
I think i want to try asking for a job that mostly people wont want it.
Killing crows using a rifle in public areas?x)
Okay what.
No need to run or apply so much force sia. Hehe!

Goodnight.

Arrrhhhh... Random!

2009-11-20T23:17:00.004+08:00

One,i looked around and everyone was gone..
Two,i was lost and dont know what to do..
Three,sitting alone in the night-along the sea..
Four,after what i have done for you,why did you do this to me,whore?
Five,vent my anger by hitting the bee-hive..

And i end up hurting my ownself.

WHY? WHY? WHY? WHYYYYYY?!!!!

Why did you do this to me,Oh Bank!
Why are you running out of cash?
How am i to survive in this world,full of things with price tags?
Haish. My life will be such a bore with no cash in my cookie monster. )):
Even lepak needs mesos man! Or else how to buy drink?
Want to buy 'air kotak'(Box drink) also cannot..
Lucky i never smoke..
Or else how? Take grass and make my own weed ah?-.-

Damn i need a job. Damn i need a job.
Cant go back to Escape Themepark since i was recruited there before.
Which job that doesnt care that im fat? Except for F&B please.
That one chop2 100% cannot uh. Im not good at handling them.
God Almighty,please give me a good job please!^^

Okay apart from that,i think i wanna change the way i am right now.
As in not that i wanna stop talking shits ah..x)
I wanna be person that doesnt believe in love,can i?(:
Would that be possible?^^
Ouh nonono.. Im not turning into emo cause basically my hair very curly..
If wanna keep fringe so that can cover one eye,i would look like the next Shrek?x))
You must be asking me why i dont want to believe in love,right?

Well frankly speaking,i have no idea as well.. Haha!.__.
Maybe because of this uh..
If this couple love each other,then why in the end,they hurt each other,right??
Ouh nonono.. Im not refering to any of my friends or myself uh.
I dont have a girlfriend for like 20 years?xD
Even if i do,she must be playing around with me cause she thinks that im a clown with a red ball on my nose which eventually can be fool around. I guessed. Haa.

So yeah. Hope i could maintain in this way.
If in future you people saw me with a girlfriend,you can just kick me in the ASS aites!xD

Goodnight.
I hope tonight there will be meteor storm-.-

Pictures on TPRAWKS!

2009-11-19T13:43:00.015+08:00

Oi.
Like i promised..
Wait,i got promise ah? Nvm.
I will post some pictures ah.
But only from Day 2 and Day 3 uh cause Day 1 i very shy ah.
So everytime i see a camera,i'll hide.
Despite the camera was on the floor/table/chair and no one is using it.-.-
Just joking. Oh,and its lame lah my joke.
so yeah,here are the pictures...

Rikh:Err.. Later the game got frog not? I phobia uh.
Me:Ouh.. Thats nice! Lunch will be in 10 minutes time huh! Yohoiii!x)

Rikh:Ooo.. Why got hairs coming out from your nose shey?xD
Me:See my gestures! Got pontential to become Kris Allen not?? Got right!
Helmi:Aiyaa.. From just now still cannot get the answer ah? Sebei sian laa. Haha.

Rikh:Okay lets follow my tempo and sing National Anthem nice2 okay children?(:
Helmi:You put your hands like this ah.. I tell you one ah.. You can feel like got power ah.. You get what im trying to say not?!
Me:I told you i can become like Kris Allen!xD

Me:Eh! Got fat chick over there siaa! Waah so tempting sia!x)
Rikh:Ya laa! Sebei jialat! I cannot control ahh! So hot siaaaaaaa!
Farah:Haish.. Why both of them love fat chicks. So jealous lei. xD

Puding:Eh.. Eh! Like this ah? How to dance sia?
Rikh:Aiyaa.. Just dance like chicken laa.. That one also donnoe.. Stupid laa you..xD
Kiwi:Like this lah! Ewah! Ewah!
Me:How? I look like Fat chicken not?^^
Taiwan Boy:Huuh? I is dont sure ah. Haha.

Puding's and my face obviously turns you girls on,am i right?xD

Cool huh the pic! Like what people say,"Its not about the face,its about the size of the picture! Haa-.-"

Rideeeee ooonnnnnn!xD

Err.. No comment ah. Its just that kiwi and i are awesome. Haha.

Once again,cool ah.

Hawtstuuf huh!xD The one with the white hair band,he's one of our Pack leaders! Haa.

He's not our pack leader ah.. He is.. Hmm.. Aper name dier.. Huh! SleeQ part 1 ah!xD

SleeQ part 2!xD Cool ah they all~

Kay ah. Thats all. Haha.
If you wanna see more,just go to facebook and type TPRAWKS! Next year you all must go ah! For those who just finished their O' lvls ah.. Not like Charmender!(A boy that looks like one ah. Haha.)

Oh and not forgetting!
Everyone received a card where people can sign and write their comments!
And here's mine!^^

Got two cards ah.
All from my group ah!

"You Rox my Tummy. I wish all the best for O's! Hi!" By Zurikh.(Kental right?xD)

"Dearest FAZZ!:D Thanks for always being so enthu! Hope we'll see each other in TP next year! xoxo,Brenda."(Yeah,hope so! Thanks aites!)

"Hi fadJ!!! You look good in casual. And you've stop blowing your breath to my face. Good. Hehe. See you in Springfield on results day." By ff.(Okay new friend!xD)

"Hellos! You were very entertaining especially when you give that O.o look. Haha.:)
Thanks for the laughter!:) *Hug*" By Gui Mei.(Our JieJie! Haha.)

"Hello! You're LOUD! Stay Loud and smile!(=" By Naadira.(Haha! You too aites!)

"hello! You're loud and you rock!:)" By arina.(Haha. She gave me another comment on my second card cause i wrote something very sweet on her's!xD)

"Fazzy!! Enthu to the max! You and Zurikh made my day on these few days!! Thank you guys soooo much!<3 Dean." By Dean.(He's our Pack leader! He's very2 tall too and he's the same age as me-.- Haha!)

"Love the way when you scream&try to have fun. Keep it going.<3 Chelsea." By Chelsea.(Thanks. You too! Serious shit,your name super cool uh! Haa.)

"Hey! The other loud person! Stay happy aight. See ya-Rahim." By Rahim.(You were definitely shocked right when i can tell that you're from saint Patrick by just looking at your face?x) Well,its fake uh. Haha. That time you wore Saint Pat PE shirt laa. xD)

"Hi Faz! You're a fun person to be around,stay cheery!" By JianYi.(Haha. Thanks. Eh once i install Dota,we play together ah!xD)

"Helloooo! You're reeeally cool ya know,forever smiling&cheerful. Do stay that way yeah! Good luck in choosing da courses!" By Jess.(Haha. You too! Good luck!)

"hello! Sorry no space! Its so fun knowing you! Add me on Facebook! xoxo,Kimmy." By Kimmy.(Oh,sure.Haha.)

On the second card..
"Hey Fazzy!!! Exterior Design right?!! All the best okay! Really hope to see you in TP! Oh. You are soooo enthu!! Nice knowing ya!" By Christine.(Haha. Actually,im aiming for Environmental Design ah. So can make playground^^)

"Hey-yo! It has been a really great 3-days camp&knowing you as one of the ENTHU'S! Really adds the plus points! STAY ENTHU,yea? P.s Good luck for your results!=D"
By Raudhah.(Haha. Youre enthu too. Thanks and good luck to you too!)

Lastly,arina's second comment..
"hello! You're an ASS for calling me Geeky! You look damn familiar.. Nice having a conversation with you."

Hahah! Sweet of me right for calling her Geeky?xD
Kay thats about it! I think i should do something about my body. I look like a Blastoise(A pokemon) in a picture!):

And of course! I wont forget you all,AFRO GREEN!

Marvelous ah you all!

Those people from my group,if you seems to pass by my blog,do tag aites!((:
Bye.

TPRAWKS!

2009-11-18T23:58:00.002+08:00

Hi.
Just came back from TPRAWKS.
After a long 3 days camp.
But not overnight in a tent ah.
They chase us out after it strikes 7.30.
No lah,joking only.
Guess what?
Temasek Poly is the best place to educate yourself!
No jokes from Mr.Hines ah i tell you all!(:
From the first day up till the third day,it was AWESOME!
Wait,its not awesome but i just couldnt think of any good vocabs to elaborate on how SYIOK the camp was!x)
Haish.. But you see laa.. You all look at my Fat-tart face..
Where can go to a poly like Temasek? Haish once again.
Why God made me stupid?);
Well,God is fair. Everyone is good at something.
But what is the use when youre good at eating only?-.-
I will just accept the fate.):

Anyway,i am definitely gonna miss the people!
Especially.. Err..
Actually i miss the food first ah then the people! Hahah. The food sebei nice lor!
Okay back to the people.
I am gonna miss my Pack leaders and my group members,AFRO GREEN!(((((:

Kay lah. Update you the pictures next time on Kids Central.
Bye.

MMA winner!xD

2009-11-09T11:54:00.012+08:00

Okay. I promised that i will announce the winner of the latest gameshow!
And i will,right now! Excited? Sure you'll gonna be!((:
So who do think its gonna be?
CRAZY PANDA? 152 votes!
SPEEDY STAR? 113 votes!
ANGRY DRAGON? 124 votes!
MR UNAGI? 3 votes!x)
FURY BEAVER? 108 votes!
LITTLE TONY? 10 votes!x)
THE CHECKMATE? 2 votes!x)

Who will it be?
Despite CRAZY PANDA has the highest votes,doesnt mean he will be the winner!
As the vote is only 10% where else the another 90% will be judge by the producer!x)
You really want to know who will be crown the best fighter?(:
Will announce after the break!

5 minutes 1/2 seconds later...

Okay! We are back from the break!
Since my producer just did breakdance-.-

And the winner of this fabulous gameshow is...

Yohoiiiiii ! The one&only MOKREP!xD
I know you people must be terribly shocked as MOKREP is not in the list!
But who cares? Im the producer what!xD
If in composition,there's a twist..
Why not in a gameshow! Hahahaha!
Sorry ah for those who had voted endlessly!x))
But dont you all hate my blog.. Heh.
Cause next,we will have a new game called,"Which picture is the most unique?"
The prize,again,will be a luxurious prize ever!xD

First up,we have Picture A..

"Water the plant each day,keeps the doctor away!x)"

Secondly,we have Picture B..

"This is what trolleys are made for! Kiwi so kiuk!x)"

Thirdly,we have Picture C..

"No money,No honey! Want some? Get some! Grrrr~ x)"

Forthly,we have Picture D..

"Have you seen the face of a Giant Housefly?Well,you're looking at it now!x)"

Last but not least,Picture E!

"What the Folk you looking at huh?! Want a half-boiled hotdog huh!xD"

So thats about it! Im sorry,there are only 5 pictures to vote!
But still,okay what!(:

I tried my best to find unique pictures.
So no regrets uh.
Please keep on voting aites!
This is the only way to keep my blog breathing.______.

Thank you for coming.

O levels!

2009-10-25T23:55:00.004+08:00

Monday,26th October 2009,is the start of my O levels!
This is it,this is the war that i have been waiting for.
Dont worry people,i have prepared myself for this war-only with boots and no weapons!x)
First paper will be English Language.
I didnt realised that there's a lot to learn about Grammars and Tenses.
Luckily Leong Wai kit(Journalist/My Tutor) taught me.
Wish me luck okays! Cause you no need to pay if you want to wish someone what-.-
Hehehehe! So wish me hor!
And to Bibiks out there who have wished me,i'll treat you Ben&Jerry ice-cream if i got a place in poly! And as for you friends,a 'Thank you' will be anough!xD

DONT FORGET TO WISH ME LUCK EVERY NIGHT BEFORE YOU SLEEP!((:

K bye.

MMA Fighters!xD

2009-10-11T21:39:00.015+08:00

Hi ! Welcome back to the show!
About the previous episode,'The Beautiful Bachelor',we have a winner already..
I know its very pathetic to have a winner where else its still top 7 and not yet final 2 but you see ah.. This one my business wad! My problem ah how i want it to be!xD
And you wanna know the winner?
Isn't it obvious???
The winner is none other than...

JenJengJong! Jon aka Rain!xD
But the thing is,he does not own a bicycle. Hence,he is unable to take NoraTheExplora to the expressway to have a dinner. He tried to think of other solutions but to no avail. After a few seconds later,he went into a deep depression which led him to become gay. He fall in love with one of the contestants name Kiwi!xD From there,the love blossoms and also their love journey. I wish you both all the best! Kambatae! Hahaha.

Enough of that! We will have a new gameshow called 'Fight Till You Cried' !xD
As usual,we have 7 contestants who are willing to sacrifice their own lifes and families! Winner of this fight will definitely win a luxurious prize that any of the prize-givers could ever think of! Hehe.
I will mention the prize later but for now..
Let me introduce you all the contestants!
First,we have..

The guy that looks a little bit like 'Matrep' but greatfully he's not.. The producer of this gameshow found him doing 3 push-ups at the fitness corner and thinks that he has the potential to fight and hence,she scout him in!xD
He is,what people call.. The "CRAZY PANDA" ! Hehe.
-Weighing 350 pounds.
-Trademark finisher:Panda's spear and Panda's CuteSuperman punch!
Best Feature of "CRAZY PANDA" is his pair of eyes becos he will paint his eyes with black nippon paint!xD

Up next we have..

The guy that owns a so called 'Dead Dick' but he's not the same person in the previous episode!x)
The producer found him trying to destroy a bird nest which contained 3 babybirds with a bamboo stick and she feels that this guy also has the potential. Hence,she scout him in. Haha. And when the producer ask him why he's trying to kill the babybirds and he replied,"Becos i cant stand looking at these birds alive where else my 'kukuBird' is like dead!"xD Get the joke?! Hahaha. Funny sia.
He is,what people call.. The "SPEEDY STAR" !
His hands are so fast that he hits the bird nest 124 times in one minute! That is how he got the name!
-Weighing 120 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Speedy's thousand of punches and Triangle Head-lock!
Best Feature of "SPEEDY STAR" is his chest as it looks like kueh pau $0.50!

Coming up.. We have..

The guy that attracts the girls as if he use 'love perfume' where ever he goes!
The producer saw him outside the shop Minitoons at Tampines Mall where he was surrounded by girls! She thinks that he could attract more people when he join this gameshow and she quickly scout him in. But somehow,the girls that got attracted by him were majority the blind ones!xD
He is,what people call.. The "ANGRY DRAGON" ! Haa.
He is so violent that even the refree want to stop him,he will be slap away!x)
-Weighing 132 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Endless punches of Dragon!
Best Feature of "ANGRY DRAGON" is his face which look like Brad Pitt!(But to me,i dont think so ah. Haa)

Next contestant is..

The Guy that loves to act cool especially when he just bought a new fone!x)
He looks like a guy name Jon in the previous gameshow but he's not the same person..
The producer saw him making sushi at Fairprice,basement of Tampines Mall.
I am not sure why but the producer thinks that he got the potential too. x)
He is,what people call.. "MR UNAGI" ! Crap right his name?xD
-Weighing 129 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Tickle his opponent until he cry.
Best Feature of "MR UNAGI" is his smile! People say whenever he smile,he looks like Zac Afron!x))

Next we have..

The Guy that makes the girls in his school melts just by looking at his overgrown teeth! The producer found him biting a sugarcane to make some juice for his customers as he's working part-time at a bubble-tea shop..
Guess that his teeth are powerful that the producer scouts him in..
He is,what people call.. The "FURY BEAVER" ! Haaah.
-Weighing 138 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Bite his opponents' ears till bleeds!
Best Feature of "FURY BEAVER" is obviously his overgrown teeth!x)

Up next,not forgetting,we have..

The Guy that is very small in body size but very powerful when someone take his comb and place it at his pubic hair..
The producer was amazed by his determination and scout him in!
He is,what people call.. The "LITTLE TONY" !
-Weighing 50 pounds.
-Trademark finisher:Poke his opponents' eyes and spear through the nostrils using chopsticks!
Best Feature of "LITTLE TONY" is his hair! Used to be 'kerenting busted' but after using hair conditioner,his hair like Beyonce!x) Not funny sia-.-

Last but not least,we have..

The Guy that dance like nobody can! The producer saw him dancing with Springfield sec 1 girls! He may look like 'Gaya' but his not..
He is,what people call.. "THE CHECKMATE" !
-Weighing 200 pounds.
-Trademark Finisher:Using his brain to win the game!
Best Feature of "THE CHECKMATE" is his feet that looks like the 'Orang Pendek'!xD

You people must be thinking who is the producer of this show huh..
Who else can it be if none other than..

JenJengJung! NoraTheMerdusa!xD

Thats the 7 contestants of this gameshow plus its producer!
And the winner of this fight will win a box of Sunsilk hair conditioner!xD
Plus! A date with this absolutely gorgeous lady in a purple blouse! Check it out!

Hot right?!x) Of course lah! Hehe!
Sorry ah if the later part of my post not funny.. Even worst if my post not funny at all.. Haha. Tired ah. Very sleepy sey!
You can let out your opinions through my tagboard! Winner will be review shortly!(:

K bye.

Raya2009!

2009-10-07T22:14:00.013+08:00

Presenting...
HariRaya with 'The Beautiful Bachelors'! Feat. NoraTheExplora!x)
Starting with the FatBoy among them..

Alon-The Guy that always get criticize by the other 'Beautiful Gigolos'!xD
Up next we have...

Puding-The Guy that owns a so called 'Dead Dick' !xD
Coming up.. We have..

Kiwi-The most 'loveable' Guy among us. Girls adores him so much. But however,when he's stammering,his eyes will roll back as if he's possessed!xD
After the commercial we have..

Wan Lutzka-His name may be Wan but he's not related to Chef Wan. He is like a time-bomb. He will go off anytime and you'll be surprised! He used to be 'KingOfTechno' in Tampines!xD
Before we go for another commercial break,here is..

Jon-The Guy who always act cool by blowing his fringe upwards whenever he approach us! But too bad,you're not cool cos we're used to it! But stwill! You look like Rain wad!xD
HotHotHeat! Next we have..

Khalil-The Guy who always mesmerize the girls with his splendid front teeth!
Never fails to make them shine!xD
Before we end this show,here is the man who have no fear of shame..

Rikh-The Guy who is also known as 'Gaya' due to his dancing moves that grooves the sec 1 girls!xD

And the winner of this gameshow,'The Beautiful Bachelor',will go on a date with..

JengJengJeng! NoraTheExplora!xD
Not only that! The couple will have a dinner for two along the expressway and will catch a movie! Actually,not like a movie ah.. It is called 'wayang-kulit'(Skin-Movie)
where you will see characters being played behind a translucent screen!
How cool huh! So lets see which 'Beautiful Bachelor' will win a date with this gorgeous lady! Hehe!
Last and not first,the top 7 for 'The Beautiful Bachelor'!x))

Wanna share your point of view about the 'Beautiful Bachelor'? You can always tag on my tagboard! Hehe!

K bye.

Maybe,Maybe not.

2009-09-27T22:51:00.004+08:00

Blogging is getting bored.
Thinking of closing it down uh.
Should i? Or should i not?
Hmmm.

1 little 2 little 3 little indian...
4 little 5 little 6 little indian...
7 little 8 little 9 little indian...
10 LITTLE indian boys!!!

Im not being racist ah but the song goes great with the word 'indian'.
Kiwi taught me one. Hah.

So how? close down or not?
K chai chien.

I want to raya!

2009-09-21T22:55:00.012+08:00

I have no idea why every time when the next day i have school,i will have trouble sleeping. So i decided to post ah. Btw,prelim sucks. Failed all subjects.
Gonna make a comeback. Please believe in me.
Anyway,i'll post pictures ah.

Feat. Sean Kingston.

Feat. Ahmad Stokin! A local comedian. x)

Feat. Ferhad! Malaysian singer. x)

Feat. Rain! Korean popular actor!Haneyosangyo! kay i donnoe how to spell.I malay wad!

Feat. Remi Gaillard! The popular prankster in France!

Feat. Salman Khan! King of Gelek! But tsk,dont want to teach others how to gelek!x)

Waah! I miss those times! But the time is coming soon! Hope that it would be fun like last time((:

Aiyaaaaaa! Was the best time ever saa! But hope that we will have different bodies ah!^^ I wish that i'll get a little bit slimmer!xD
But before i end this post,i wanna ask you all ah.
Whose picture is better? If i say which one is cuter,obviously i'll lose ah!xD
So here are the two contestants!x)
Picture A.

Or
Picture B.

So you all decide ah!xD

Kay aaaaaahhhhh. I think i wanna sleep ah. So that i can be alert tmr!
Eh? Tmr can eat rdy right in the canteen? Yahooooooooooooo! But tmr's food kanasai ah)):

Gudnite people! Will you have a good day everyday(:

D&T artefact!

2009-09-17T00:20:00.010+08:00

Hoi.
How is you all man?
I cant sleep so i guess im gonna post a short one uh.
I just cant get you out of my mind ever since you came out on tv..
You are just absolutely gorgeous..
Only you that i need right now..
Oh ******* !

Mega Mcspicy!x) Look how beautiful you are! You definately turns me on! Haa.
Anyway,i feel like showing you zubats my O level Design&Technology artefact uh..
Its not that impressive but i am very sure if that thing goes to the market,you all will buy!xD
Here it goes..

Jeng Jeng Jeng! Huge huh!

I name it Rat-Bin-Trap!x)
The first base with the yellow cone is to trap the rats and its a one-way path which means that once it enters,impossible to escape!*Evil laughter* And once it enters,4 LED lights will go off to tell that a rat has been trapped! Hehe!
The second base with the 'X' is a mini shelf and you can put stuffs like plastic bags,gloves,tongs,etc.
And the green thing is the DUSTBIN! Cool huh!x) Not easy to make siaaa! Not saying that im good uh but i just wanna say that FAT people like me are not hopeless!xD

As you can see.. The dark green thingy is a door. My dustbin can be tilted more than 90degrees and once you tilt it,the door will open and the rubbish will be disposed! Smart huh! Hehe. Cos im fat maah!
And as for the grey cylinder.. It is for the rats to exit so that it can be disposed too. But before that,need to put a gunny sag and tie it around the cylinder uh.
But dont expect me to have one uh.. Where to find saa?.____.

And last but not least...

Wow! If Tayar Banks see this,conferm she will ask me to be her model for the cover page of her magazine! xDD
I know laa its ugly.. But nice!
So its equal to CUTE! That was what sherry taught me!xD
No laa.. Joking only! Self-praising is not encourage! But sometimes can also uh.. Heh.

Oh and not forgetting! When boredom strikes while doing our artefact.. We did took a picture!

So how? Got potential to become terrorist not?xD
No ah! Joking only ah! Seriously,joking only! I dont want later the S.W.A.T team bash my house door and put me at detention building(ICA) like Mas Salmat ah!xD

Okay ah! Guess thats all ah!
I wanna go shit uh.
Must be the food i ate during break-fast just now. Huhu.
Gudnite!

A moment to remember!

2009-09-13T01:03:00.000+08:00

A Moment to remember.

Its a korean movie and guess what?
Fcuk that shit!
This shit is damn sad i tell you people!
How can she has Alzheimer at an early age?!
She's so cute!
ahhhhhhhhhhhhh cbbbbbbbbbbbbbb ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!
Imagine if your love one has it..
Waah.. I cannot imagine ah!
Is that person cant remember her friends,its okay lah..
But if cant remember how to do maths,cb siaa!
Especially if she work very hard for her O level maths which eventually she got an A1 for it,wasted right!
Haish 20 times.

Sad ah the story.
I hope i will never be in that situation please.

A memory death is as good as you are dead.
But i dont think so.
How will i feel when you are not there by my side?
Getting to know that you has that sickness,is already a huge blow to me.
I dont wish to get another Gigantic blow by getting to know that...
You are no longer in this world to make my lunch when i go to work.

Im just expressing my feelings after watching it laaah..
Its not happening to me hor! Choy fun choy ah!
Kay ah,thats all only.
Haish. This story really reflects me uh.
So you all must appreciate your love ones from now on before its too late.
By then,you can sing the song 'Its too late to apologise' ah by Sean kingston.

Mysterious Girl.

2009-09-03T22:50:00.001+08:00

Mysterious.
This word has been bugging me ever since i dont know when.
It can be funny at times and it can be irritating too.
Who are you actually?
Here is how it all started...

It happened last year.
I can still remember how i was at that period of time.
I was lonely and puzzled.
I did things before thinking,in fact,i didnt even think.
And there you came like as if you know i was in need to talk to someone.
It was normal at first.
Did some introductions and all.
But as days goes by,i discovered that there's this something special in you.
You are like a fairy but without wings.
You came when i had problems.
But you went missing when i want to know how was your condition.
Then you appeared again when i need someone to talk to.
It was kinda funny. Must be just a coincidence.
But hey,how can coincidence happen always,right?
We only chat and text and not more than that.
Never have i heard your voice.
The voice of a fairy without wings. Haha.
But after some time,you disappeared.
And this time,you didnt reappeared.
I was all alone.
No,i was not desperate for your love.
I am not that typical one after i had my first relationship which i think it was totally immature,sorry.
I swear i wont go into a relationship until both parties are physically and mentally matured.
But as for you,i need someone to talk to and especially you.
You are different from others.
Until now,there is no news about you.
Here came the word 'Mysterious'.
Are you for real?
Or are you just a typical kid that uses someone else identity?
I dont know.
If you really are for real,where are you?
Naah,guess you wont appear again,my fairy friend.
But its okay. Time will reveal the answer.
I will wait for your reply until the day that i cant even remember your name.
Thanks for being there eventhough for awhile.
Will not forget you,mysterious girl or should i say,a Friendly Ghost?
It just gives me the goosebumps whenever i flashback.
Thanks,once again.

Yours truly;
Old Friend.

Roses are red;
Violets are blue..
Your name is stuck in my head;
But till now,i dont really know who are you.

Alhamdulillah!

2009-08-19T23:19:00.002+08:00

Hi.
Today was the day i received my MT O 'level result.
It was such a frightening situation i should say.
There were butterflies,caterpillars,mealworms and other insects in my stomach.
But i still relek and not over-reacting uh.
Such as screaming,doing jumping jacks,push-ups or 2.4km run.
I sat on my chair and waited for my 'pretty' form-teacher to arrive..x)
As she flash the results on the screen,i was shocked!
Because i was not sure how to read!xD
So i step closer to the screen,making 2/3 of the class unable to read it..ahaha.
Then i gave up. I just couldnt get my grade.
But when i turn back to get back to my seat,zurikh congratulate me for getting good grade..
Then i check again and i was like,"Alhamdulillah,maner nak tengok grade dier?" Hahaah.
Then Rikh told me that i got A2! I happy siaaa!
I thought i get B4 like that cause my Oral like no good..
Then i check the grade for Oral,Distinction-.-
I just dont understand how they mark ah! xD
But as long as im happy,they also happy,both get Happy Meals wif great toys!x)
However,i cant enjoy uh cos my other prends didnt get wad they wanted.. Haish.
Maybe the reason why i get this kind of good marks is because i did my Dawn prayers ah! Serious! Somemore i did cried little bit uh.. Like one drop uh..x))
As for now,need to finish my D&T coursework..
Nonsense siaa i tell you all! Scared siaa cannot finish! ):
But i'll give my best so that i wont regret in 15 years ltime.
Once my D&T finish already,left wif 4 more subjects!(:
This time,i must transform ready ah!xD
Gudnite&Love you~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

Boyceavenue!

2009-08-16T22:24:00.002+08:00

Yohoi.
Today is sunday and i was suppose to go to skool to finish my D&T artefact.
The timing is from 10am to 5 pm.
I noe can pee from my belly button but im used to it uh.
Woke up at 8.45am and i said to myself,"5 more minutes uh.. Sebei uh..".
Then when i sleep,im very good at estimating time uh.
So i went back to sleep uh.
Then i felt that it was already 5 minutes,infact lesser i think,so i woke up uh.
I was flabbergasted uh. It was 10.35am!xD
But i still have the face saying that the clock in my room is spoilt..
So i went to the living room,it was also 10.35am.. Haish.
Still not giving up.
I went downstairs and check the time through old-fashion way! The one using a stick and check at which direction is the shadow pointing to. xD
But i donnoe how to read ah.. So i just went back upstairs and switch on the comp and play!x))
But after playing for few hours,i switch it off and go study.
Firstly,i did my maths TYS uh.
Then the question like stupid uh.
When i read the question,it makes me feel that im dumb.
You imagine uh,O lvl paper come out question like this..
"Sam paid the bill $54.45 using a $100 note. How much change will he receive back?"
Then i was like.."Ah! Kaninoes ah! Sebei jialat!".
So i just read my history textbook uh..
Quite interesting uh. I wonder who will the historians all over the world would prefer uh,Stalin(Russia) or Hitler(Germany)? Hmm.
Then after reading,i sleep uh. Eyes tired already mah.
Woke at 4 and went to the gym and make my fats turn into muscles for an hour or two uh.
After that period of time,will change back to fats.
Slack at Blok Angin and ate pork rice. XD
After telling stories about ancient china,i went back home uh.
And the best thing is that tomorow there's skool-.-
I dont mind waking up at 5 or 6 in the morning.. Or travel to skool by riding a baby camel..
The lazy part is that must take temperature! Must switch on the thing,open our mouth and place it under our tounges,then close back our mouth,wait for the beeping sound,open our mouth again and look at our temperature. Leceh right?!x)
Btw,this coming wednesday will be my O' Lvl MT results! Sebei anxious siaaa!
If get the grades that i expected,then okay uh. But like bad grades and i didnt expect it to be that bad,how sey? Scratch head till bleeds lor.
Kay ah. I want to sleep.
Gudnite&Love you.

Bye Barney&Friends(;

Where got ghost?

2009-08-16T00:48:00.002+08:00

Wasabei.
Today was sibei tiring i tell you all.
In da morning,i went to skool wif kiwi and Rikh..
Our skool organised a carnival uh..
But da main event was the 'Climb our own everest' which they tried to cover 9000m in 4 hours..
Got a lot of watez siaa!xD
But some i thought watez ah from behind but when i looked at her face,komotez my hooligans.. The teeth come out,the hair mullet and the eye-brows very thick like can use it to make stormking..x))
Then for those who participating will a get a shirt uh..
But then i want to participate but cannot sia becos we,the graduating students,need to stay home and study for our national exams..
4 hours wont make any difference sia.
If i didnt went to da carnival n stay at home,also no difference lor..
Cos i will be sleeping waad!
Then i want the shirt badly uh but the teacher wont give it to me..
So i tried so many methods so that i can get that shirt but to no avail.. ):
1.)I wink at her despite she's not that pretty!xD
2.)I bought her Roasted Rat with rice and coeslaw for her lunch.
3.)I used a propaganda to convince her that the principle allows me to have it. xD
Then after the event ended,Mr Masagos,Datuk Ahmad Badawi,etc. went home,we also went home uh..
Sleep like a normal human being and later evening,meet the usuals at the usual place as we gonna watch the story 'Where got ghost?'.
Tell you uh.. Gerek!!!
Lazy to elaborate about the story..
After that,went home straight uh..
Now,there's something in my head that i cant get rid of it after Mokrep told me about it..
And it goes like this..

An interview with Siti Nurhaliza:
Reporter:What is your secret recipe to your success?
Siti Nurhaliza:Hmm.. Ayam masak merah.

I find it funny man! And right now,im trying my very best to find the video on youtube.
Thats all.
Gudnite&Love you all~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

im back.

2009-08-12T22:04:00.000+08:00

Hi.
Im back.
But i will try my very best to control my addiction towards da computer at home.
Used to spend around 5 hours using da computer.
Perhaps,i should cut it down.
Maybe just 10 hours and 45mins will do.
I will not slow down da pace of studying despite im fat.
Thank you very happy.
Tmr i will be having chemistry Mock exam.
And i am very well-prepared for it.
Thats why i can blog right now.
With da knowledge about STOMATA only,i will definately score wif flying penguins.
Wish me all da best.
Even if i fail,i wont be demoralised.
Becos i expected to fail alrdy. xD
Gudnite&Love eu all~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

Random post.

2009-08-09T01:07:00.006+08:00

Hi good citizens of singapore.
This is a random post as i randomly went back to my 'Home sour home' today..
But will be back to my aunty house tmr uh..
How uh to summarise everything from june till now?xD
Maybe i will just tok about how i have been doing so far lah,kay?(:
So far so near,okay laa..
Still no girlfriend as i dont intend to have one..
Nonono.. Im not gay.. Its just dat my National exams are not over yet..
Even if i want,who want me sia? I got a label 'Fatman' on my forehead sia..xD
But im happy wif my life despite im fat cos i have da happy people around me(:
Anyway,im losing my touch..
I have troubles making people laugh..
Haish.. I dont noe why..
Maybe becos there's this hatred feeling in me uh..
Perhaps i should go n relax uh..
Maybe go to pasir ris park on a sunday nite where da next day there will be skool..x))
See! Not funny right? Haish.
But nvm uh,maybe im not suitable to be a clown uh..
Accept da fate uh..
Guess i wanna be a pesticide person uh.. Da one dat kill da mosquitoes.. Heeh!
Kay uh..
I'll be back when da fasting month is going to start..
By then,i'll be online frequently uh..
So wait for my coming post kay?(:
See if im still funny or not..x)
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;

Write long-long also wrong!xD

2009-06-27T23:53:00.005+08:00

Hoi Mamasita!
Long time never heard of me huh?!
Well,basically i was helping da workers to upgrade da lifts at my grandmother's house there uh...
So thats why i got no time to post!xD
Kay rubbish.
My life has been very busy lately..
Trying to finish up my D&T coursework and thank God Almighty,its finishing very soon!
My artefact only uh,presentation board havent start yet! Havent even get a board uh! ahaha.
But neverthemore,my hero and that is Mr Ong CB,will definately transform into a ranger and guide me! Hehehe.
For Mr.Teh classes,Good luck uh! I didnt even see ur 'batang hidung'(Nose stick) sia during da june holiday,doing ur coursework! Therefore,conferm eu all kancong uh when skool reopen.. But make sure dont let me line up uh just to use any of da machines!
Or i'll just abuse eu mentally n physically uhs!xD
Anyway,i dont think i make good use of this holiday to catch up wif my studies.. Haish.. Eu all tell me uh! How to catch?!
No fishing net siaa!xD Fine,lame.
I hope i can remember some of da topics for each of da subjects,except for mother trunk uh.
And i think my blog is getting boring..
Maybe becos im not funny.. Actually thats da reason right?! I can hear wads in ur mind okay!xD
And also,maybe becos of my blog skin..
Wad to do,my blog like snake waad.. So must wait for da season to come and it will change uh! ahahaha! Kay,not funny.
But to me its okay lor,just eu people very troublesome! Want the skin nice2 only!
If ur skin nice nevermind ah! Actually,i think mine is da most plain blogskin uh..xD
But i like waad! Somemore my prend help me do it,so must appreciate waad!x)
Kay laa... I end this post wif a joke uh..
Me:"Knock-knock!"
Eu:"Who's there?"
Me:"Ta!"
Eu:"Tah who?"
Me:"TAHU GORENG!"

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Funny right?xD
I know cos this one home-made one siaa..x))
Kay thats all since Rikh,Khalil and Kiwi say my post long2 and very boring plus lazy to read,i will just make a short one!(:
Gudnite&Love eu~

Bye Barney&Friends(;